Excellent security guard

Ninja is a special profession in the ancient Japanese country. Not all of them are full-time. Some ninjas usually work as farmers, some usually work as small merchants, and some go to be doctors, entertainers, and some girls. May become a witch, or even a prostitute.

Throwing away the nails, Xie Yifan curled his lips in disdain, and said to himself, "I don't know what kind of idiot would be so stupid as to make such a conspicuous thing here, it must be a stupid woman with big breasts and no brains."

Ninjas are different from Japanese samurai. It is not as easy to master a kind of ninjutsu as shown in movies and TV works. There are almost no all-round ninjas. There were only three.

Most ninjas are more like role-playing games in online games, they have their own "occupation" classification, but like this kind of idiot who uses horse nails to defend against foreign invasion, support Potian is also a sub-ninja among ninjas, with a similar identity A low-level scout in ancient China.

To deal with this kind of person, Xie Yifan said that it can be done within minutes.

Bypassing the places where defensive objects such as refusal nails were placed, Xie Yifan climbed up to the second floor and entered the villa of Jian Fuhao's family with Ge Laoliu drawing the bastard for himself in advance.

But often, tragedies happen immediately after carelessness.

"It's not as difficult as I thought."

Xie Yifan laughed at himself, feeling a little smug in his heart.

In the past, the old man always warned Xie Yifan that "sneaking in" is a technical job, and it is very important to be bold and cautious, especially when you know that the enemy is not an ordinary person, you must be careful at all times.

But through today's practice, Xie Yifan realized that the old man's words were pure nonsense, which made him sweat profusely and waste so much precious time, which is simply inexplicable.

Just as he was about to touch the room where the housekeeper lived downstairs, Xie Yifan froze suddenly and his face turned dark.

Have a piece of meat?

Yes, Xie Yifan read it right, there was indeed a lump of meat two or three meters away from him, nestling in the corner of the wall.

"Uh, hi, hello."

Xie Yifan quickly put the bamboo whistle in his mouth, and greeted him very politely.

The lump of meat jumped up in surprise, "Xiao Liuliu... woo woo..."

Xie Yifan was startled, kicked that lump of meat in the face, and kicked back the words behind him, "Damn it, you're still a little Liuliu, can you be more fucking disgusting?"

Taking advantage of this time, Xie Yifan took off his socks in a hurry, and could not help but gag the meaty mouth first.

The lump of meat had an aggrieved expression, and his eyes were full of horror.

It's too ruthless to start.

What a fucking hatred this must be!

Seeing the wrinkled face and the lump of flesh with dry and cracked skin, suddenly, Xie Yifan's mind became clear, and he almost lost his eyes and fell to the ground.

What Xiao Liuliu, people are calling Ge Laoliu.

I have a go!

After working for a long time, the lump of meat I met was his mother and daughter's hooligans.

dont see.

To hold back, do not spit!

Xie Yifan clenched his teeth and tried to divert his attention, lowered his voice, and said fiercely, "Tell me, where do you keep your money?"

It's a full set of acting, since I was discovered by the woman of Jian Fuhao's family, I have to pay a little bit of work for the role I played, otherwise, it will be difficult to end afterwards.

That lump of meat was very determined, imitating Xie Yifan, shaking his head and whispering: "No, no money."

"No money? Who are you lying to?"

"There's really no money."

"If you don't talk about it, I won't be polite if you don't talk about me."

"Woo... can you pay with meat, I really have no money... woo woo!"

"Uh, well, I admit it."

Xie Yifan wanted to slap himself hard, the muscles on his face and the mask twitched violently with the pain in his heart.

When it came to paying with flesh, Xie Yifan clearly saw a blush appearing on the face of the lump of meat, and a look of joyful longing appeared in his eyes. In this strange situation, Xie Yifan was covered in hairs. Vertical, scalp numb.

It's really amazing!

It's the first time to play the role of a gangster who robs, and it's okay if he doesn't get a penny, but Xie Yifan actually lost a pair of socks. Where can he justify such a sad adventure?

Slashing the lump of flesh with a palm-shaped knife, Xie Yifan endured the chills to vomit and groped towards the female ninja's room again. I was more careful just now, and refused to make any noise easily.

My heart can't stand that kind of blow, is there any reason?

Fortunately, the stairs were covered with thick wool carpets, and there was no sound at all when stepping on them, especially when Xie Yifan discovered that he could absorb the aura needed for inner strength cultivation from the genius earth treasure and Lingyu, and used It is even more unrestrained and messy to draw the dantian's true energy.

"Damn, there are no windows."

After finally touching the room where the female ninja lived, Xie Yifan was dumbfounded. It turned out that the room was converted from a former storage room, surrounded by walls, and there was nowhere for Xie Yifan to see except the door. The situation inside.

The devastated Xie Yifan had no choice but to go back the same way, find the vent of the central air conditioner outside the villa again, remove the outer filter cover, and slowly crawl in through the narrow ventilation passage.

It's going to kill me!

A practitioner of inner strength is a human being, not a gecko, and not even a mouse. One can imagine how sad the process of crawling through the air-conditioning vent is. I knew that there would be a dilemma when I came in. Even if I killed him, Xie Yifan would not do it. kind of silly.

5 minutes.

Two 10 minutes.

Finally, Xie Yifan wiped off his sweat, walked, no, climbed the hardest and saddest part of his life, and came to the top of the storage room vent where the female ninja lived.

"Hey, why is there so much water here?"

Facing the place where the light was looming, Xie Yifan found himself wet. After touching it, he found that the vent was full of water, which was dark and smelly.

The second uncle of your family, this is cheating the young master!

Xie Yifan's face turned green at that time, his old face became bitterer than a bitter melon, and he lay down on the air vent and looked down under the light with a rather aggrieved expression.

Eh?

Wait, what's going on here?

Xie Yifan's face suddenly neither sad nor happy, as clear and pure as Wu Dao Dao, as if nothing had happened, he leaned on the vent and looked down, thinking silently: "Emptiness is form, form is emptiness, Grandpa Sanqing, is this what you said ?”

There is a woman in the room who probably just took a shower and is changing clothes. The woman has nothing but a bath towel on her body, her hair is wet, and she keeps dropping water drops on the ground. Looking at it from Xie Yifan's perspective , clearly at a glance.

The woman's beautiful eyes are half closed, her jade face is slightly raised, and a seductive blush floats on her cheeks that have just been moistened by water.