Excellent security guard

When was the last time you sat in class?

Xie Yifan can't remember anymore, anyway, the old man has his own set of teaching theories, and it's no worse than those in regular schools.

Of course, not going to school doesn't mean that Xie Yifan will be herding sheep at home. Apart from practicing kung fu, the old man's most strict control is studying. The senior brother is the best example.

Although the time he stayed in the classroom was less than a year, after the old man got him a student status, the senior was admitted to the National Defense University with the first score in the total score. The 40-year-old brother has become a colonel officer of a mysterious special forces.

Just one step away from the general.

At eight o'clock in half an hour, Lu Yishuang drove towards the school with Shu Xin and Xie Yifan.

On the way, the little witch seemed to never tire of chattering with her small mouth. Sometimes she ordered Xie Yifan to do something, and then she turned her head to one side and came up with some wonderful ideas. Anyway, the final action will come to nothing. On Xie Yifan.

"Chewing gum?"

Xie Yifan rolled his eyes and handed it lazily.

"Hey, where's my super invincible little magic mirror?"

"This has."

Xie Yifan helped the little witch find it out of her pocket.

"Wow, wow, I forgot to bring yogurt, it's all your fault, dead salted duck eggs, stinky salted duck eggs..."

Looking at the cute little witch, Xie Yifan didn't think she was innocent and cute at all. On the contrary, her hair was full of black lines, her face was sunken, and she said, "Miss Shu Xin, look at me."

"Huh? It's very ordinary, it doesn't seem to be worth seeing."

Shu Xin smiled sweetly.

Xie Yifan lowered his face in disappointment, and said unhappily, "Don't I look like Doraemon now?"

"Pfft!"

Lu Yishuang, who had a cold face, couldn't help but burst out laughing. Xie Yifan's analogy seemed to be somewhat vivid. No matter what the little witch wanted, he could basically come up with it immediately. This is not what Doraemon is.

But immediately, Lu Yishuang's face turned cold again, and her life experience told her that for a person like Xie Yifan who is extremely thick-skinned, has almost no morals, and is wretched without limit, in the end, remember to keep a distance at all times and prevent him from kicking his nose at all times face.

Before eight o'clock, the white BMW parked steadily in the special parking space for school staff. This car was specially prepared by Lu Yishuang for her commute to and from get off work. In her own words, she didn't want to be too ostentatious in school.

It's not that driving a car like Maserati into the school can show off more. Today's students, whose families have more money, are not as criticized as they were in previous years for driving a luxury car to school.

Moreover, the girls nowadays are more flirtatious than the other, even if there are girls who can't afford it, as long as they are a little bit pretty, they can recognize their godfather, uh...except they don't do much when they are cross-legged, what do you want? No.

"You report to the Academic Affairs Office first. I have agreed with them. Someone will take you to the classroom later."

Lu Yishuang opened the car door, and gave a faint order.

Xie Yifan nodded perfunctorily in agreement.

With his personality, Xie Yifan would rather be idle at home than to be supervised at school. What's more, he has arranged a lot of things for himself these days. Let him sit in the classroom and attend class honestly. It is indeed a torture.

Seeing that Lu Yishuang was about to leave, Shu Xin's slender arms and legs were flying wildly, and hurriedly rushed up to Diandian to follow behind, but after walking a few steps, the little witch came back again, blinking her big eyes, with a fierce expression on her face Said: "Salted duck egg, Miss Ben warns you, don't stare at other girls in the classroom."

Xie Yifan was stunned for a moment, and said unhappily, "What's so interesting, I'm not that perverted and likes to do stupid things that can only be addictive."

The little witch was stunned, her white and tender cheeks swelled up with anger, and she said, "Okay, salty duck egg, listen to what you mean, if you don't just have sex, you dare to do anything in the classroom?"

Xie Yifan immediately gave a sneaky smile, glanced at Shu Xin's tender and crystal clear neck with evil eyes, and said, "It depends on the situation, but then again, if you can do something in the classroom, hehe , it’s definitely more exciting than watching Japanese blockbusters.”

"Indecent, shameless, pervert..."

Shu Xin was stunned for a moment, and almost knocked her head on the car door.

Lu Yishuang's pretty cheeks were also flushed, she turned her head and gave Xie Yifan a hard look, and said, "Xie Yifan, I warn you again, don't forget what I said this morning, otherwise..."

Otherwise, Lu Yishuang wouldn't be able to say anything, anyway, she definitely wouldn't be able to say that kind of dirty words with no limit.

Xie Yifan grinned, lit a cigarette for himself with a "pop", and walked towards the Academic Affairs Office under the stunned gaze of the two beauties, big and small.

"Sister Yishuang, do you think he really dared to do that in the classroom?"

After a long time, Shu Xin widened her clear eyes and asked a silly and innocent question.

Instantly, Lu Yishuang blushed again, bit her lip, and said, "Remember, talking about hooliganism like this is not allowed in school."

"Oh, people know."

Shu Xin nodded her head obediently, as if Lu Yishuang's words were her guiding light, she continued, "Then sister Yishuang, let's talk about things like this in secret after we get home."

Lu Yishuang wiped off her sweat: "...Go back, don't talk about it after you get home."

"Oh, I know."

Shu Xin blinked her clear eyes innocently, and hid in her stomach and snickered, "Ah, I'm almost late, Sister Yishuang, I can't talk to you anymore, see you at noon!"

......

"Are you Xie Yifan?"

After listening to Xie Yifan's self-introduction, the eyeballs of the black glasses sitting in the Academic Affairs Office ran out from behind the glasses, with an excited expression, "Come and see, then, that man named Xie Yifan is here."

"Damn, is Xiaoye a giant panda in the zoo?"

Immediately, Xie Yifan wanted to cry but had no tears. He had the urge to take off the eyeballs of the black glasses and put them on the ground and stomp his feet.

But later, Xie Yifan forgave the black glasses. Although that guy was not a good person, he expressed enough enthusiasm for Xie Yifan, and he was much better than those people from the Academic Affairs Office who watched and pointed around him. After discovering that Xie Yifan was troubled by his bluffing, he looked ashamed and quickly helped Xie Yifan complete all the admission procedures.

"Here, are you sure this is the place to study in the future?"

After the black glasses brought Xie Yifan to the door of the classroom, Xie Yifan glanced inside, his eyes widened suddenly, and he couldn't believe what he saw was the real situation.

The black glasses chuckled, and said: "The current situation of Chinese medicine is indeed a bit embarrassing, so there are fewer people who learn it."

"Is this less?"

Xie Yifan glanced again at the thirty or so students scattered in the classroom, their heads covered with black lines.