Excellent security guard

Two funny partners appeared on the way from the teaching building to the cafeteria.

The guy in front squinted, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, he basically wobbled when he walked, and looked tired and uninhibited from any angle.

And the one behind him is much more funny, not to mention his embarrassed look, the key is that there are still many messy dark red palm prints on his forehead. If the clothes are more wrinkled and the collar is opened wider, it is very suitable for being ruthless. The ravaged rhythm.

"Zhou Xun, stop for my old lady."

Suddenly, a big fat goose descended from the sky and blocked Zhou Xun's way, her eyes filled with despair and helplessness, and the mournful cry from her throat made Zhou Xun's face sprayed with rice particles.

Xie Yifan was puzzled, with a look of stunned pity on his face.

Seeing that girl, Zhou Xun's face twitched violently a few times, he raised his hand speechlessly to wipe off the rice particles on his face, and said, "Student, please get out of the way if you are blocking my way."

The big fat goose's expression became strange, his eyes were stern, he pointed at Xie Yifan and said, "He, who is he?"

"This classmate, we don't seem to know each other well."

Zhou Xun frowned, his tone cold.

No one expected that just after Zhou Xun showed disgust on his face, the flesh on the big fat goose's body trembled, and without warning, it burst into tears with a "wow" in its loud and resonant voice, which is rare in the world.

Such a big commotion, even if everyone didn’t notice it just now, it’s hard to walk away now. Immediately, the boys and girls who just finished eating in the cafeteria and were about to go back to the dormitory surrounded Zhou Xun and the three of them.

Everyone had just arrived and didn't understand the situation, and they all opened their mouths slightly, staring dumbfounded, with blank faces written all over their faces.

"Cough cough cough..."

Xie Yifan was also covered in white hair and sweat, with a determined look on his face, walking steadily and resolutely, "A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, classmate, so what, please make way for me to pass."

At this juncture, if Xie Yifan didn't know how to run away, he wouldn't be him.

Unexpectedly, the big fat goose suddenly stopped sobbing, a pair of long and narrow eyes shot a sharp look, and pointed at Zhou Xun to reconcile Yifan and the two, "You, you couple... woo, woo... "

I have a go!

Xie Yifan's face turned green when he stopped, and he blinked innocently and looked at the students who were watching, that was so sad.

All kinds of complicated eyes turned to Xie Yifan and the others. Some nodded, some shook their heads and then nodded in response. The noisy campus just now suddenly became quiet and silent.

Oh, it turned out to be the case.

The complexity and strangeness in the eyes of the students disappeared, and there was an expression of understanding on their faces, which meant something unusual, but more people's smiles were full of excitement.

Zhou Xun stared at the big fat goose angrily, his face became more rosy with anger, and said angrily: "Alice, don't talk nonsense, things are not what you imagined at all."

"What am I thinking? Did I just say something?"

Alice was quick-witted, and suddenly her eyes glared, blocking Zhou Xun's words.

"Uh……"

It was only then that Zhou Xun realized that he had been fooled, because the eyes of the people around him had changed, some could not believe it, some were contemptuous, and some were relieved.

Suddenly feeling a surge of reverse blood, Zhou Xun staggered a few times, his expression was timely, and his strength was in place.

Alice didn't intend to end it like this, she sniffed her nose, and said sternly: "Zhou Xun, my mother is also as beautiful as a flower, with willow eyebrows and almond eyes, delicacy, beautiful and moving, and she is also perfect..."

"hiss!"

Xie Yifan's face was filled with horror. If he had to sum up the big fat goose in one sentence, it would be, "This girl is very happy."

Zhou Xun was even more depressed.

It's okay to spray me with rice particles, but still say things that will make people think in front of hundreds of audiences. This is purely disgusting creativity.

Unexpectedly, classmate Alice became more and more energetic as she spoke, she suddenly spat on the ground, and said in a vicious voice: "Fortunately, my old lady is still planning to find a suitable opportunity to take advantage of you, you, if my old lady knew that you are a glass, she wouldn't be blind I had that kind of thought in my eyes, oh..."

Looking at the faces of the students, a burst of excitement suddenly appeared.

unacceptable!

Simply insane!

Simply outrageous!This kind of person is... that's what he should be.

"Ha...hahahahahaha...!"

Xie Yifan suddenly laughed wildly.

The road outside the cafeteria was already overcrowded. Everyone saw that Xie Yifan almost burst into tears from laughter, and they were all stunned in shock. The noisy scene just now was eerily quiet for a while.

"Damn, no!"

"What's the matter, are you mad?"

After laughing for a while, Xie Yifan stopped slowly, patted Zhou Xun's shoulder seriously, and said earnestly: "Student Zhou Xun, it's not a bad thing for men to have hobbies, but as a classmate, I still want to advise you , you have such a beautiful, gentle, beautiful, and generous girlfriend waiting for you, in fact, you can refuse to come to our new class reunion, cough cough, then what, I will not delay you two making out, class There are still many classmates waiting for me."

It doesn't matter, anyway, a dead Taoist leader can't die a poor Taoist.

After talking about a lot of nonsense and getting himself out, Xie Yifan smiled politely at the big fat goose, and walked unhurriedly towards the tavern next to the cafeteria where students often used to meet go.

Zhou Xun's face froze suddenly, "Brother Xie, I still have..."

"Hey, classmate Zhou Xun, you and your girlfriend are busy with your own affairs first, isn't it just a class reunion, and there will be plenty of time in the future."

Almost stopped by Zhou Xun, Xie Yifan was so frightened that his whole body broke out in cold sweat, he forced himself to be calm and politely interrupted what the other party was going to say later, this time, Xie Yifan didn't pay attention anymore, after walking three steps, Sa Yazi ran away, The back view has the charm of Pu Zhigao.

Zhou Xun's face was a little blue, and he looked at Xie Yifan's back with a strange expression, his gaze was...well, he didn't appreciate it anyway.

At this time, the faces of the boys and girls who were watching the excitement showed weirdness again. They thought that what they saw today were two rotten men who exuded a strong gay smell, but they didn't expect that they were just a chance encounter at a reunion of new classmates.

Hey, no play!

The crowd gradually dispersed, leaving Zhang Shilei standing there far away with tears in her eyes.

On the other side, Xie Yifan, who rushed into the tavern in one breath, wiped his sweat, and when he looked up, his eyes showed strong shock again, with black lines on his face, "Hi, little girl!"

"What are you saying, a beauty is a beauty, when do you need to add a small word?"

Shu Xin puffed out her small mouth angrily, showing a natural and cute expression, and said, "Sister Yishuang, look at the salted duck egg, he doesn't even let men off now."

"Cough cough cough..."

Xie Yifan's eyes were darkened, and he almost fell to his death on the steps of the tavern.