Excellent security guard

Xie Yifan felt that his life was very bitter.

Counting today, it's been almost three months since I sneaked back to Jinling while the old man was away, and I didn't say anything about what I wanted to do.

Is this the rhythm of wanting to take the pure route?

Well, if he just solved Yifan like this, he would be able to take the initiative to admit it.

What makes him feel the most is that the security guard role he chose may not be able to perform well even if he has the acting skills of an Oscar winner. He has to face a lot of head-scratching all day long. The bastard stuff messes with himself.

He thought of a way to get Zhou Xun away, it wasn't that Xie Yifan was really thick-skinned to the point where he only recognized money but not people, it was because he saw the bastard thing he was talking about.

Although Xie Yifan is not afraid of offending that bastard, he knows that Zhou Xun's character is a bit impulsive and has a bit of a second-rate rhythm. It's okay if he stays honest. I will go up and help myself.

In case that boy Zhou Xun can't afford to offend that bastard, he has to go to Xie Yifan to wipe his ass in the end. It's a troublesome left and right. It's better to get Zhou Xun away and face it alone.

"Guess who I am?"

When Zhou Xun was gone, Xie Yifan tiptoed over from behind with a smirk, covered the bastard's eyes, and pretended to be a woman's voice.

Lu Yishuang's and Shu Xin's faces turned dark at the same time, and they swayed in disgust.

But Wu Shaoling couldn't see anything, and judged only by his voice, "Honghong? Is it Honghong?"

"Fuck!"

Xie Yifan scolded all eighteen generations of Wu Shaoling's ancestors in his heart, and continued in a low voice, "Guess again!"

"Lan Lan, I know, it must be Lan Lan, okay, you're being naughty again, let go now."

Wu Shaoling's smiling face was piled up into chrysanthemums, and he rubbed his hands together excitedly.

This time, Xie Yifan was really disgusted, and he slapped Wu Shaoling's head with a slap, "Your grandma, you are such a beast, I can't listen to you anymore, fuck off!"

"Puchi"!

Shu Xin finally couldn't hold it anymore, and squatted on the ground covering her stomach and laughing.

"You...really you?"

The head was knocked in pain, Wu Shaoling was full of anger, and turned around, but when he saw clearly who hit him, his anger had long been diluted by panic, and there was still a slight tremor in his voice.

This guy is too cruel, I really can't afford to offend him by myself today.

Xie Yifan smiled but said, "Young Master Ling, are you surprised to see Master?"

"Hmph!" Wu Shaoling just snorted angrily, turned his head and looked aside without arguing.

Xie Yifan looked at Wu Shaoling's hand that was wrapped like a rice dumpling and wanted to laugh, rubbed his nose and said, "Grandson, why did you come to find me today? Huh? You are fucking talking."

Wu Shaoling's face was flushed, and Xie Yifan trembled in fright, he stammered hurriedly: "You, how do you know that I'm here to look for you?"

"Hey, brat, it's really hopeless."

Xie Yifan shook his head regretfully at first, then raised his tone by eight points, his face darkened, and suddenly reached out and slapped Wu Shaoling hard on the back of the head.

"Ow..."

Wu Shaoling cried like a ghost and howled like a wolf.

Xie Yifan looked disgusted, and said: "Your IQ is the same as yours? Do you have the guts to say that you are here to find Miss Lu? And this Miss Shu, she is talking to you Is it? Grass, only an idiot like you would ask such a stupid question."

A rare smile flashed across Lu Yishuang's face, and after that, it returned to the original cold and serious expression.

The little witch was surprisingly well-behaved today, and she didn't take the opportunity to make trouble. Tilting her head, she watched with interest Xie Yifan playing a game of cat and mouse.

Wu Shaoling, who was angry and frightened, covered his head with a pained face, only regretting in his heart that he shouldn't have listened to his cousin, knowing that this guy was so brave that he dared to beat his cousin, but he still rushed here, isn't it? A mouse gives a New Year gift to a cat.

Wu Shaoling had never seen such an arrogant and ignorant little security guard since he could remember.

"Tell me, what's the matter."

Xie Yifan really didn't want to bother with this bastard, so he lit his cigarette and took a puff, with a half-smile on his face.

"I, my cousin invites you to sit in Golden Milan at night."

Wu Shaoling looked dull, in order not to be beaten, he not only tried his best to pick up terms that would not anger Xie Yifan, but even used honorifics, I have to say he was very careful.

Although he had sworn to Gao Xiang that he would not reveal his cousin's name before he came, but now he can't take care of it anymore, as long as Xie Yifan is in front of him, Wu Shaoling has no sense of security at all.

Damn, this little security guard is very nasty and violent.

"Golden Milan? What is it? Where is it?"

Xie Yifan asked with a smile.

"Yes, near the Confucius Temple, as long as you go there and ask, you will basically know."

Wu Shaoling had a ghost in his heart, and when Xie Yifan looked at him with that kind of eyes, his complexion suddenly turned ashen, and his lips trembled.

"Okay then, I'll go and sit down tonight." Xie Yifan chuckled.

Although he didn't know Gao Xiang's reason for inviting him to the Golden Milan, but one thing is certain, it would definitely not be a good thing. Thinking of this, Xie Yifan's mouth curved into a sneering smile.

"You, you really agree to go?"

Wu Shaoling originally thought that Xie Yifan would refuse, and he had prepared a lot of excuses in his heart, but he didn't expect that a single one would be of no use. He was so depressed in his heart that he almost suffered internal injuries.

"Listen to you, you don't want me to go?"

Xie Yifan frowned and said coldly.

"No, that's not the case."

In fact, Wu Shaoling was already happy in his heart at this moment, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, so he could only hide in his heart and laugh.

"Then it's over. Tell young master Gao to prepare two more lobsters for the night. The young master likes that."

Xie Yifan chuckled and said.

"Hey, hey!"

Wu Shaoling hurriedly nodded in agreement, but a vicious sneer flashed in his eyes.

Lu Yishuang originally wanted to speak out to stop Xie Yifan, but Shu Xin secretly pulled her away, and swallowed the words back in her mouth.

The goal was achieved, Wu Shaoling smiled hypocritically and said that he was going to leave, but he was thinking about how to go back to celebrate his good life, but just as he turned around, he was stopped by Xie Yifan again.

Seeing that Xie Yifan had stretched out his hand in front of him, Wu Shaoling was so frightened that his legs went limp and his face turned pale, "You, what are you going to do?"

"Fuck your sister!"

Xie Yifan didn't want to beat him at first, but when he saw Wu Shaoling's unlucky face, he was so angry that he slapped Wu Shaoling on the back of the head again, and said in a speechless voice: "The carriage fee, Do you understand the carriage fare?"

"Traveling expenses?"

Wu Shaoling was dumbfounded, he didn't know what Xie Yifan was talking about about the carriage fee.

Xie Yifan's face was filled with disgust immediately, and he said viciously: "Damn, did your cousin invite me to dinner so that I can walk?"

Wu Shaoling: "..."