Conquer beautiful fiancee

Chapter 45 Tell You A Joke

"Boss, we have arrived at Luobei City Airport, what do we need to do?" After the three Jiang brothers arrived in Luobei City, Jiang Liang had already called Wang Feng.

"No, you don't need to go to my place. You can solve the problem by yourself. Tomorrow, I will go to my work place. I have something to tell you to do." Wang Feng smiled slightly, hung up the phone, and looked at his favorite woman.

"Tell me honestly, whose call is it?" Su Yi sullenly looked at Wang Feng pretending to be angry and snorted.

Wang Feng smiled slightly. Su Yi now cared more and more about herself. Thinking of this, Wang Feng couldn't help but raise his mouth: "It's just a few brothers and friends. Okay, I'll take you home."

Su Yi nodded, took a taxi with Wang Feng and left Coolpad KTV.The taxi went smoothly all the way, and Su Yi, who was sitting in the back seat, told Wang Feng many interesting things.

But Wang Feng just smiled, and that kind of smile was only the kind of smile that cared for Su Yi, but not because of the funny things Su Yi said.

Su Yi felt helpless, she said a lot of interesting things, but Wang Feng was extremely calm and didn't laugh at all. "Wang Feng, your sense of humor is too high."

"It's not that I have a high point of laughter, but that your point of laughter is too low." Wang Feng smiled and shook his head.

Su Yi rolled her eyes: "Cut! They are neither high nor low. It's just right."

Wang Feng's eyes flickered slightly, and he remembered a funny joke, he couldn't help but smiled and said: "Well, I'll tell you a joke, as long as you don't laugh, I'll treat you to a big meal, and I can prove your The smile is just right, how about it."

"You said?" Su Yi suddenly became interested and looked at Wang Feng.

"There is a hard-working child who is in physical education class, and the teacher wants to run 1000 meters. Unfortunately, the child does not want to run, and the physical education teacher is annoyed! He said, stand at the bottom of the wall over there, and yell at me 100 times. . If there is one less word, it will not work.”

"The hard-working student had no choice but to agree, standing at the base of the wall and shouting loudly."

"To arrive...to... After shouting more than 20 times, there was only a bang, and the hard-working child felt like running aside, and then the wall of the campus collapsed, and then, a middle-aged man roared dissatisfied Sound, who the hell is messing with the command! Pour your sister down, and the wall collapsed."

Su Yi burst out laughing, even the master driver couldn't help laughing, but he wasn't as forceful as Su Yi.

"Look, I just said something, you are like this, tell me, is it your problem?" Wang Feng looked at Su Yi and said with a smile.

"What! Say something else if you have the ability." Su Yi also became interested, looking at Wang Feng and said.

"Okay, then I'll tell you another one." Wang Feng cleared his throat, and then said: "During the game of truth or dare, a buddy lost and asked him to call 10086 to buy sanitary napkins. Customer service: Hello, what do you have?" Can I help you? Brother: Hello, hello, I want to buy a pack of sanitary napkins.” Customer service: Ah, sorry sir, we don’t have this business here. "Brother: Well, I bought it before, why don't you sell it now? Customer service: I'm sorry, sir, we have never done this business, why don't you call 10010.

"Pfft." Su Yi couldn't help laughing again, and when her stomach couldn't stand the laughter, Su Yi stopped and rolled her eyes at Wang Feng: "It's fine if you tell the first joke. , but your second one is too evil."

But Wang Feng said indifferently: "What's the matter, we are all adults."

"Cut." Su Yi rolled her eyes again, but didn't say anything more, and the uncle driver always had a smile on his face.It wasn't until the taxi arrived outside the Fuhao villa area that it stopped.

"Wang Feng, see you tomorrow!" Su Yi said with a smile, looking at the driver uncle: "Thank you uncle, for taking me home."

"Hehe, you're welcome." The old uncle smiled and waved his hand. He also really liked Su Yi.

"Master, go to Yunshui Community." Wang Feng smiled at the uncle driver again after seeing Su Yi walking away.

"Okay." The driver uncle nodded with a smile.

After arriving at Yunshui Community, Wang Feng took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and handed it to the driver uncle. The driver took it with a smile and said with a smile: "Little brother, I can see that the girl likes you very much. Treat her well." Man, otherwise I won’t pick up your customers in the future.” Then, the driver uncle took out a white business card from the black box in front and handed it to Wang Feng: “This is my business card, you can call me if you use the car.”

After Wang Feng took it with a smile, he got out of the car, turned around and walked towards his residence.

After pushing open the door and walking in, Wang Feng immediately saw that guy He Mo in pajamas, sitting on the sofa watching TV, with an apple in his mouth.

Wang Feng looked at the time on the right watch, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, although it was not too late, it was not too early either.If it was the past, that guy He Mo would have gone back to his room to practice.

"You are finally willing to come back, go... make me something delicious." He Mo said lightly.

"I'll go... I said Boss He, you don't know how to do it yourself?" Wang Feng looked at He Mo depressedly, thinking that the guy had already eaten, but unexpectedly, she didn't eat.

"I don't know how to cook. Who will cook if you don't? The food outside is not clean, so I have to wait for you to come back to cook." What He Mo said was so righteous that Wang Feng couldn't help but smile: "You and I don't know how to cook." I'm a cultivator, not to mention anything else, even gutter oil doesn't affect me, and it's even more impossible for you. It doesn't matter if you eat outside. Besides, your father is still the number one chef in the cultivation world. You don’t even know how to cook, damn it, is this science?”

"Do you practice science?" He Mo asked back.

Wang Feng was taken aback. Indeed, cultivation is an unscientific thing. He looked at He Mo depressedly. After all, He Mo is also a woman.My heart couldn't help but soften: "Okay, okay, I'll make it for you, ya ya, I really owe you in my previous life."

"Don't make clear water noodles for me anymore. I bought the ingredients specially. Three dishes and one soup are enough." He Mo seemed to remember something, and added immediately.

"Understood." Wang Feng replied to He Mo, and walked towards the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door, and saw that the empty refrigerator was filled.

Wang Feng couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and immediately chose the ingredients, and walked towards the kitchen.

An hour later, Wang Feng prepared a few dishes and specially made a dessert soup for He Mo.

"Eat it, be careful you'll be stuffed to death." Wang Feng looked at He Mo angrily.

"Don't worry, I'm a cultivator, and I won't die." He Mo replied lightly, sitting at the dining table happily, and started eating.

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