The best fake eunuch.

The four seasons alternate, winter goes to spring, and the spring of the year begins again. Everything has begun to recover, and the weeds on the roadside have also spit out new buds. The cold winter is depressing, and everyone's face is full of sunshine.

In a flash, it has been nearly three months since Fang Fangyi entered the palace. During these three months, Fang Fangyi was mostly learning the etiquette in the palace, learning how to be a slave that makes the master happy.In the past, he read by burning lights at night in order to become the emperor's slave, but at least he still has the character of a scholar, but today he is already a veritable slave.

When other people enter the palace to be eunuchs, they start from the bottom, but the house is a eunuch, and the treatment is higher than others. In addition, the house is also a scholar. He is considered a talented person. He often follows the lord. Very jealous.

Emperor Mu Zong, besides filling the harem and taking drugs, another hobby is hunting.Other emperors hunted in autumn, avoiding the season when animals were in estrus, but a Taoist said that the meat of animals in spring has the effect of strengthening yang, so Mu Zong liked to hunt in spring.

The emperor's hunting is a major event of the country. It is intended to show that the emperor is healthy and can't be careless. Apart from the officials, for the lustful Mu Zong, concubines are indispensable. Of course, there are eunuchs, and the house is one of them.

In the royal garden, Zhu Zaihou rode on a horse, holding the great beauty Concubine Shu in his arms, and pretended to shoot his bow and arrows, but Zhu Zaihou, who was on the frivolous footsteps, had any accuracy, because other generals would be happy for Emperor Bo, falsification.

Seeing the general carrying an elk over, Fang Fangyi hurriedly said to Zhu Zaihou: "Long live the mighty, if you have the power of the ancestors, it will be the great prosperity of the country, and it will last forever."

Hearing Fang Fangyi's flattery, Zhu Zaihou immediately became happy, and said: "You are a slave who can speak, and I will live forever and sit in the country forever."

When Eunuch Zhu saw that the house was the first to flatter him, his face turned a liver color, and he looked at the house with unfriendly eyes, which made the house feel hairy.

Fang Ziyi saw Eunuch Zhu's eyes, and then realized that he was too impatient. He was still too young when he first entered the harem.If he wanted to gain a firm foothold in the palace, he had to stabilize this old thing first.

Immediately, he stood obediently behind Eunuch Zhu, lowered his eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye, seeing Fang Ziyi's appearance, Eunuch Zhu said angrily, "That's right, learn to be more obedient in the future."

After speaking, he shouted from behind the emperor's horse with a flattering smile: "Your Majesty, wait for this old slave." Seeing Eunuch Zhu's funny look, Zhu Zaihou leaned forward and backward on the horse with a smile.

Seeing that Eunuch Zhu was gone, before Fang Fangyi breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Zhu Qi, the little eunuch next to him, put his foot on Fang Fangyi's buttocks. Said: "You still want to flatter the emperor, don't you have a lot of guts?"

This person is Zhu's father-in-law's godson. Fang Fangyi stood firm and smiled at Zhu Qi, which immediately made Zhu Qi feel terrified. The strange expression on that day after Fang Fangyi buried his mother is still vivid in his memory.

At this time, the emperor rose up, and with everyone's flattery, Zhu Zaihou seemed to be full of strength all of a sudden, and suddenly felt that he was very powerful, and the horse was chasing a maned wild boar in the forest.

The Imperial Forest Army followed closely behind, but since the emperor was on horseback, the infantry could not keep up in the forest. There were only a few hundred cavalry guarding the emperor's surroundings. At this moment, a sharp arrow shot towards Zhu Zaihou with a whoosh Fortunately, the horse he was sitting on bumped, and Zhu Zaihou escaped the catastrophe.

Immediately, hundreds of masked men sprang out from the trees and bushes in the forest. They were all armed with big knives, and they looked like desperate swordsmen.Liu Yidao, the leader of the Imperial Forest Army beside the emperor, shouted, "Protect the emperor with one sound."The surrounding imperial forest army and the invading assassin fought together, and the ministers who rushed over saw this scene and were terrified of their wits, and stayed where they were trembling.

Seeing this scene, Fang Fangyi knew that his chance had come, and only if he was willing to live and die, could he win the chance to be in the top position, so he rushed forward desperately.

Seeing too many assassins, Liu Yidao stepped on the horse's spine and flew onto the emperor's horse. At this time, the emperor was already scared to death.I heard Liu Yidao say: "Your Majesty, I will take you away."

Zhu Zaihou didn't care about anything else, he pushed Concubine Shu from his arms, and Liu Yidao galloped out with the emperor. Seeing that the emperor wanted to escape, the assassin seized the horse and chased after him.

The rest of the assassins only cared about fighting with the Imperial Forest Army. No one expected that a young eunuch would break in. When Fang Fangyi ran in, Zhu Zaihou was rescued by Liu Yidao, and beside Fang Fangyi was the fallen concubine Zhao Lingying, who was crying non-stop. .

Seeing the emperor leave, and looking at Concubine Shu on the ground, Fang Yi knew that his fate was betting on this woman from now on, so he pulled Concubine Shu up and prepared to escape.

At this time, a masked man was staring at Concubine Shu, with Concubine Shu's graceful figure, so he wrinkled evilly and said, "Since we can't kill the dog emperor, it's not bad to catch a dog emperor's woman for fun."

Let's just say, there were a few other people chasing after the house. Fortunately, the three masked men met some imperial guards on the way, and there was a fight, which gave the house a chance to escape.

House Yi, who was in a panic, ran and couldn't find his way, and there were assassins behind him, so House Yi could only run forward. , ran and ran, and suddenly came to a cliff.

Looking down made the house tremble with fear, the bottom is bottomless, the clouds and mist surround it, and if you go down, you will be smashed to pieces.

As soon as he stopped, there was a sneer from behind the house change, "Haha, the little eunuch is quite loyal, run, why don't you run away, what a beauty, why is it so cheap Zhu Zaihou, the dog emperor , today I will be the emperor for once.”

Fang Ziyi thought, "I'm loyal, Zhu Zaihou is dead or alive, I don't care, but the woman in his hand is the only chance for Fang Ziyi's harem, he can't let it go."

The masked man tore off the mask on his face, and said with a fleshy face: "These dead eunuchs are what I hate all my life, and if they fall into my hands today, I will definitely torture you."

Seeing the posture of the masked man, House Yi knew that it would be difficult to survive today, he has not avenged his revenge, he cannot die, he wants to live, and he wants to take revenge on the world.

He bent his knees, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to the person who came: "Hero, as long as you let me go today, I will be a cow or a horse at your command in the future. I beg you to let me go, let me go."

His head pounded against the rock non-stop, and the blood on his head flowed down his scalp.Seeing this scene, the big man became even more arrogant, and cursed: "Damn slave, it's useless to beg the master. Seeing the face of the master, the master will never let you live, go to die."

Raising the knife, he slashed at the Tianling Gai of the House Yi, and the House Yi screamed: "If you die, let's all die together." The big man was already hugged by House Yi when he was careless, and rolled down the cliff.

The moment I went down, there was a roar in the valley, I died here in vain in this life, and in the next life let me turn into a ghost and beg for life from this world, haha...haha...ha.

The roar reverberating in the valley could not stop for a long time, and the remaining two masked men were frightened by House Yi's actions, but after all, they were all desperadoes licking blood with knives, and they reacted instantly.

Cursed: "Damn Liu Ba, you can't even deal with a eunuch, you deserve to die, but it's cheaper for us brothers, you should enjoy such a beautiful beauty, beauty, your emperor doesn't want you, let us brothers Love you well, ah." After speaking, the two walked towards Concubine Shu with obscene smiles.

Seeing this scene, Concubine Shu knew that falling into the hands of these people would be worse than death, she would be tortured to death, turned around and jumped off the cliff.