The best fake eunuch.

"Where did you go? Why did you go? Why is your body covered in blood?" Zhao Lingying asked with concern.

House Yi returned to the temple with blood all over his body. The first time he killed someone, House Yi felt sick and his face was terribly ugly.

"I'm fine, let's go back tomorrow." Looking at Zhao Lingying beside him, Fang Ziyi was also a little bit reluctant. He was very unwilling to let such a beautiful woman be delivered to the Emperor Dog himself.

Sensing that House Yi's expression was not right, Zhao Lingying pointed to the bottom of House Yi, and said charmingly: "It's alright again, how can you go back? You're not afraid that the emperor will cut you off again after you go back."

"Humph" Zifang Yi said with a sneer: "If you want to cut me off, Zhu Zaihou doesn't even think about it, why should he have three thousand beauties in the harem, and I will be my own palace, destroying human desires, why should he?"

"Because he is the emperor, the world belongs to him."

"Really? Then why did I wear a hat for him?" House Yi said with a sneer.

"What do you mean?" Zhao Lingying asked with a puzzled expression.

Stretching out his fingers, stroking Zhao Lingying's chin, looking at those delicate lips, Fang Ziyi kissed them lightly, and said, "Of course it's a green hat."

"I hate it." A coquettish voice was enough to break a man's heart.

Straightening her face, Zhao Lingying said seriously: "If the emperor finds out that you are a fake eunuch, he will kill you."

"Don't worry, he won't find anything. How can there be no blissful thing in the world in the Ultimate Bliss Divine Art? I can retract it. This is the benefit of the Ultimate Bliss Art. No one will be able to find out."

"You are not afraid that I will report on you." Zhao Lingying said with a smile.

"Will you be willing?"

"Hey, who would miss you."

For the first time in more than three months since his mother died, Fang Fangyi showed a smile on his face.

"Actually, you look pretty when you smile, why don't you smile?"

After a word, the smile on Fang Ziyi's face stopped abruptly, as if from spring to winter all of a sudden.

"Nothing? Have a good rest? You have to deal with the emperor tomorrow? Although Zhu Zaihou is lustful, he is not stupid. We must deal with it carefully, or we will lose our heads."

Silent all night, embraced each other and slept.

The next day, outside the Forbidden City, groups of Imperial Forest Army were shuttling through the streets. Once they found anyone suspicious, they would be arrested if they didn't speak much.

There were even more heavy soldiers waiting outside the palace, five thousand imperial guards were waiting in formation, even a sparrow could hardly fly in and see someone approaching.One of the Imperial Forest Army stepped out, wearing a flying fish suit, with an embroidered spring knife hanging around his waist. It was Linghu Que, the Commander of Jinyiwei, who shouted to Fang Fangyi and Zhao Lingying: "No one is allowed to approach the forbidden area of ​​the imperial palace. Get back quickly."

Zhao Lingying took off the gauze from her face, and said to Linghu Que, "Master Linghu recognizes me?"

Taking a closer look, he found that it was Concubine Shu who disappeared on the day of the hunt. Linghu Que knelt down on one knee and said, "I don't know your concubine, please forgive me?"

"It's okay, just get up, how is the emperor?" Zhao Lingying said with concern.

"Reporting to your empress, the emperor is fine, but he has been frightened, and has been thinking about your empress' comfort. I hope your empress will go back soon, and I hope your empress can rest assured."

Hearing the emperor talking about her, Zhao Lingying sneered in her heart. When facing the assassin, she ruthlessly abandoned herself, but her fate was like this.

Seeing a man standing behind Zhao Lingying, Linghu Que frowned and asked, "Who is this man?"

"Reporting to my lord, the villain is Fang Ziyi, the little eunuch in front of the head of the House of Internal Affairs, Lord Gong." Fang Fang Yi Shili said.

"Oh, you're that eunuch, no wonder you don't look like a eunuch."

The word "eunuch" made Fang Ziyi unhappy in his heart, but he didn't show it. The word "eunuch" was a great shame to any man.But looking at Linghu Que's face, he didn't seem to look down upon him, as expected of someone who wandered in the palace, he knew how to behave properly.

Outside the Qianqing Palace, the old eunuch Zhu Gonghou was outside. He had been notified that Zhao Lingying had returned. When he saw Zhao Lingying and Fang Fangyi coming over, he stepped forward and said, "Oh, this old slave has long known that your mother and auspicious people have their own celestial features. , it will be fine, the lady will be back soon."

"I'm worried about Mrs. Lao." Zhao Lingying said with a smile.

For the eunuchs around the emperor, even the noble concubines would not dare to underestimate them. Many times, the imperial concubines fell out of favor and were abolished, and the eunuchs were still popular around the emperor. How could they dare to underestimate them.

"Your Majesty, hurry up and go in, Your Majesty, if you don't see your Majesty these few days, you're going to be sick."

Opening the door and entering, Zhu Zaihou lay weakly on the dragon couch, only wearing yellow brocade. House Yi sneered from the bottom of his heart, it seemed that Emperor Dog was quite frightened this time.

Seeing the emperor, Zhao Lingying jumped on him and cried in the emperor's arms, "Your majesty, I thought I would never see you again, so who will serve the emperor from now on?"

Caressing the emperor's eyes, Zhao Lingying said: "Look, the emperor has lost weight, and his heart aches for his servants and concubines."

"Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I don't think about food or tea. Fortunately, you are back. Come on, tell me how you escaped."

Before returning, Zhao Lingying and Fang Fangyi had already thought up a watertight rhetoric, Zhao Lingying said it with embellishment, and the emperor's eyes also squeezed out a few tears.

It seems that they have experienced life and death several times, you and me are lovers.

Looking at Fang Fangyi again, up to now, he has always looked humble and humble. During this period, Zhao Lingying secretly glanced at Fang Fangyi. Seeing Fang Fangyi's expression, he was very annoyed, and became more and more in the arms of the emperor. bingo.

Today, Fang Fangyi has also learned to disguise himself. If he wants to live, he must be patient, covering everything under his true face, and only by showing his fangs at the right time can he have a chance to survive.

Fortunately, Zhao Lingying just wanted to be angry with Fang Fangyi, and attributed her survival to Fang Fangyi's desperate protection.

Saved his beloved concubine, the emperor of course had to show something, and said to Fang Ziyi: "I think you are loyal, and I will give you ten taels of silver."

It doesn't matter the reward, but since then, the House Yi has come into the eyes of the emperor, which has greatly threatened the interests of Eunuch Zhu.

Seeing what the old eunuch was about to say, Fang Ziyi hurriedly stepped forward, knelt down on the ground, and said tremblingly: "I dare not ask extravagantly for rewards. This slave is only able to be what he is today because of the good teaching of Mr. Zhu."

"Zhu Tai, I didn't misunderstand you. The people you teach are loyal and should be rewarded. You are the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and you will go to collect 100 taels of silver yourself in a while."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Eunuch Zhu's face immediately changed from cloudy to sunny. Seeing Eunuch Zhu's expression, Fang Fangyi sneered in his heart and said, "Old dog, one day I will kill you with my own hands."

"Okay, go down, I'm tired."

After leaving Qianqing Palace, Eunuch Zhu said to Fang Ziyi: "Well, you did a good job this time. My family is very satisfied. In the future, you should learn more. There are many things in the palace. My family is too old to be busy. You Do it well."

"Thank you for your father-in-law's cultivation. In the future, I will follow your lead and do whatever it takes to go through fire or water. You can accept the ten taels of silver." House Yi flatteringly offered his waist and offered the silver in his hand.

"Okay, you have suffered outside the palace these few days, go down, you can keep this little money for yourself."

"Grandpa Xie, the little one will leave." House Yi stood upright until he was out of Eunuch Zhu's sight.

Just after Fang Ziyi left, a young eunuch ran over and said dissatisfiedly to Eunuch Zhu, "Godfather, why are you treating him better than me?"

"Hmph, what do you know? You know how to cause trouble for me."

"Yeah, godfather, you're training me...you're actually training me..." As soon as the words came out, a fly that had just flown by fell down and died foaming at the mouth.

Fortunately, the house is not around, otherwise, even with his skill, he would have suffered internal injuries, his rough body and whistling voice could kill everything in an instant.