The best fake eunuch.

Zuixiang Building, the most flower building in the capital, has two fragrances that men like most, one is the fragrance of women, and the other is the fragrance of wine.It doesn't matter whether you are a military general, a civil servant or a high-ranking person, when you come here, your heart will be as crisp as that pastry.

Scholars have been romantic since ancient times, and Fangfangyi is no exception. As early as in the remote place of Haining, they have known the name of Zuixianglou, and they have longed for it before, but today Fangfangyi is not here to buy drunk.

Just after nightfall, there was a steady stream of traffic at the entrance of Zuixianglou, dignitaries, wealthy businessmen and gentry came one after another, and today is another unusual day, the oiran of Zuixianglou will perform a dance.

Dressed in a white long gown and holding a paper fan, House Yi came to Zuixianglou. Seeing House Yi coming, two women with heavy make-up twisted their waists and moved forward, with their breasts sticking to the house. On Yi's arm, vermilion lips raised lightly and said to House Yi: "Young master, this is your first time here, please come in quickly."

Before Fang Fang could answer, he had already dragged Fang Fang in, it was the first time Fang Zi came here, and he didn't understand the rules here, so he let the woman pull him, pointing his finger at Fang Fang and said: "My lord, the oiran will present you later." Wu, the front row of seats in the hall is 1000 taels each, and the back row is 800 taels..."

"Forget it, let's go to the front row. This is a 1000 tael silver note." He reached out and took the silver note and stuffed it between the woman's breasts. When she saw the silver note, the woman immediately stuck to the ground even tighter.

Before the oiran came out, the spectators below were either busy making love with the women around them, or pretending to be noble and drinking tea, trying to make a good impression on the oiran.

Seeing that the house is so generous, and it is the first time here, how can he leave willingly, sitting on the lap of the house to seduce in every possible way, such a charming woman, the house is not going to refuse, one welcome and one friendship, extremely fragrant, fragrant With a light tongue, he held a grape and put it into the mouth of the house.

While having sex with the woman, Fang Ziyi pretended to casually look at the visitors below, and found that there was no one he was looking for, so he pushed away the sweet lips offered by the woman in his arms, and Fang Ziyi said, "Why are there no officials here?" man?"

Many of the scholars who came here were to make friends with the dignitaries of the dynasty and seek an official position. Hearing Fang Fangyi's question, the woman was also enthusiastic. She put her arms around Fang Yi and said: "Guest officials don't know, those officials and gentlemen have a special status. Crowded down below with normal people, all of them are on the second floor."

House Yi looked upwards, and sure enough there were many private rooms upstairs. He stretched out his hand to gently lift the woman's chin, and put a melon or fruit on the woman's fragrant tongue. House Yi closed his paper fan and said, "Can you do this for me?" Do you recommend me next?"

"The guest officer has entrusted her, and it's hard for the little girl to refuse, but..."

"Well, I have a lot of taels of silver. This is 100 taels. You take it first. After a while, as long as I meet the person I want to see, the benefits will be indispensable to you."

At this time, a young student stood on the stage, nodding his head to signal for everyone to calm down. The hall that was noisy just now suddenly became quiet, and everyone stared at it eagerly.

Eighteen women lined up orderly on the second floor, holding flower baskets, and sprinkled the petals in their hands from the second floor. The musician's voice sounded, and a woman jumped down from the second floor. Wearing two bells, her fair skin was faintly visible, she fell down and danced gracefully on the high platform, her gestures were elegant and refined, there was no aura of a fireworks girl, and the brothel filled with the smell of sex suddenly disappeared, no matter if it was a prostitute or a client At this time, they all looked at the woman on the stage obsessively. She is Liu Ru, the number one dancer who is famous all over the world.

At the end of a dance piece, thunderous applause rang out, and he left with a slight salute. The stage just left was covered with gold, silver and jewels.

Seeing the demented look of the house, the woman in his arms shook her body and said, "My lord is still in a daze."

House Yi smiled awkwardly, put his arms around the woman in his arms and said, "What? I'm jealous."

There is no real affection for a woman in the world of mortals, and jealousy is just a show. No one can take it seriously, but you still have to pretend, and said to the house, "I can't compare with Miss Liu Ru. There Dare to be jealous."

The purpose of Fang Ziyi's trip is not to admire the dancer, he still has important things to do, and asked the woman in his arms: "Okay, take me to Mr. Zhang Juzheng, as long as we meet him, you will be of great benefit."

Pointing to a private room, the woman said to Fang Ziyi: "Every time Mr. Zhang comes, he will look for Miss Xiaohe, this is it."

Taking out 100 taels of silver and handing it to the woman beside him, Fang Ziyi said, "I'm sorry."

At the moment, she already has the intention of chasing guests, and finally met such a generous master, the woman still did not give up, she twisted her waist and said: "Master, I really don't want slaves to serve you, although slaves don't have Miss Liu Ru's dancing skills, but slaves Other skills are still very good, and must satisfy the young master."

House Yi shook his head, he didn't come here this time for his own sake, seeing that House Yi really didn't want to, the woman also gave up, and walked back and said to House Yi: "Master Zhang won't stay here at night, now You are happy inside, you must seize the opportunity, and remember to come to the slave family in the future."

How could House Yi Erli not know, listening to the timing is almost the same, House Yi opened the door and entered, saw Zhang Juzheng who had just dressed properly, House Yi bowed and said: "Master Zhang, isn't he? Master Zhang is so elegant."

He flirted with the woman beside him, and after Xiao He left, Zhang Juzheng sat on the stool and poured himself a cup of tea, and asked, "Who are you?"

Without waiting for Zhang Juzheng to invite, Fang Fangyi sat across from him, smiled at Zhang Juzheng and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Zhang to be so kind."

Zhang Juzheng was a little annoyed when he saw that Fang Ziyi answered the wrong question, and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you? I don't think you are an ordinary scholar."

Usually, people who come to ask for work dare to push the door and enter without waiting for the knock.

House Yi drank a cup of tea and said, "Next is House Yi."

"Oh, so it's Eunuch Fang, I don't know why Eunuch Fang is looking for me?" Zhang Juzheng Gubo said calmly.

Glancing at Zhang Juzheng, Fang Ziyi said in his heart, as expected of an old fox, he really held his breath.Knowing that there is no point in playing charades with the old fox, Fang Ziyi said bluntly: "I want to cooperate with Mr. Zhang, I wonder what Mr. Zhang would like?"

Looking up at House Yi, Zhang Juzheng said disdainfully, "Just you, what do you use to cooperate with me?"

How could Fang Fangyi do something he was not sure about? He smiled and put a handkerchief on the table. Seeing this handkerchief, Zhang Juzheng couldn't calm down anymore, and asked sharply, "Where did you get it?"

Fang Ziyi made a special trip to find the Ninth Prince to inquire about the affairs of the imperial court that day. This handkerchief was obtained at that time, and it came in handy this time.

Picking up the handkerchief and sniffing it, Fang Ziyi said with a smile: "Not bad, it smells pretty good. I heard that this concubine of your mentor Master Xu is still a beautiful ruffian."

Zhang Juzheng couldn't sit still any longer, he stood up and pointed to the house and said, "What do you want?"

After taking a sip of tea, Fang Fangyi looked at Zhang Juzheng, and said slowly, "Don't worry, my lord. I have no enmity with my lord. I won't harm you. I just want to conspire with you. Besides, we still have common interests." enemy."

"You mean Eunuch Zhu, aren't you his?"

"His man? I'm just one of his pawns. I can't control me. He's already planning to kill me. I think my lord should have heard about the robbery of the tribute."

After thinking for a while, Zhang Juzheng said: "Okay, I promise to cooperate with you, but as the governor of the East Factory, Eunuch Zhu will not be able to fall down for a while."

"I understand this. If you and I cooperate, we won't worry about major failures. Come and have a toast with us. We have a happy cooperation."

He raised his glass and drank it all, and when he was leaving, House Yi put down a few pills of bliss, and said to Zhang Juzheng, "I specialize in the Imperial Hospital, and I will bring this pill for the emperor, and give it to Mr. Zhang. If it is good, I will give it to you later." Mr. Zhang can find me anytime."

Although Fang Fangyi has won the favor of Zhu Zaihou in the harem, his foundation is not stable after all. If he wants to gain a firm foothold, he must unite with the ministers of the court and the central government. He didn't want to take Zhu Tai's backward step.