The best fake eunuch.

Having won ten beauties from the Western Regions, Zhu Zaihou was overjoyed. In addition, he had been abstinent for a month, and now he was singing and singing almost every night, completely immersed in the amorous feelings of exotic beauties.

Fang Fangyi was worried that Zhu Zaihou would recover, and he would have less time to be happy with Zhao Lingying. Unexpectedly, a beautiful woman from the Western Regions would send him to Zhu Zaihou, and Zhu Zaihou lost interest in other women for a while.

From time to time in the garden, Zhao Lingying's silver bell-like laughter could be heard. Fang Fangyi was playing chess with Zhao Lingying. Seeing that Fang Fangyi was about to beat herself, Zhao Lingying stretched out her hand and pushed the game to pieces. With a look of success, he said: "Hee hee, if you tell me not to let me, you don't even want to win."

Fang Ziyi shrugged helplessly and said, "I can't go down anymore, can't I admit defeat?"

"No, you have to accompany me, but you are not allowed to win me, otherwise you will not want to sleep in my bed tonight."

Seeing that House Yi did not act yet, he stepped forward and pulled House Yi and said, "Come on? I will definitely win you this time, and I won't play tricks."

Seeing Zhao Lingying's appearance, the house easily sat down again helplessly. At this moment, the house heard someone coming, gave Zhao Lingying a signal, and stood beside Zhao Lingying himself.

A young eunuch said to Fang Ziyi: "Eunuch Fang, Mr. Gao invites you to come to the banquet tonight."

"Which tall man?" Fang Fangyi didn't remember that he had any friendship with that tall man.

"It's Gao Gong, Mr. Gao."

"Okay, I understand, you go down."

"Why does he want me?" Fang Ziyi said to himself, could it be that he knew something and wanted to join hands with me to deal with Zhu Tai.

Seeing that House Yi was deep in thought, Zhao Lingying asked softly, "What's wrong? Ziyi."

Smiling at Zhao Lingying, Fang Ziyi said, "It's okay, Mr. Gao invited me to the banquet."

"Do you have friendship with him? I heard that although this person is a minister at the court, he is narrow-minded, cunning, and extremely vengeful. At this time, he will come to you because he has no good intentions."

"Don't worry, nothing will happen." Putting his arms around Zhao Lingying's willow waist, the house said with a smirk: "I find that I can't leave you more and more, wait for me to come back at night."

Lifting up the sedan chair curtain, the house is easy to see that the gate of the Gao Mansion is tightly closed, not to mention the people outside, not even a single servant.

Seeing this scene, Fang Fangyi knew that this was Gao Gong's blow to him. If he left like this today, people would definitely say that he couldn't even get in the door of the house. If he went in brazenly, there must be other people inside. The prepared humiliation was waiting for him, but Gao Gong obviously underestimated Fang Ziyi. Up to this day, Fu Fang Yi has never suffered any kind of humiliation.

With the corners of his mouth upturned, House Yi stepped forward with a smile and pushed the door open, and saw Gao Gong sitting on a chair in front of the door waiting for him, surrounded by some people, these people were Gao Gong's followers or some other officials .

Before Gao Gong could speak, House Yi took the lead to take a step forward and supported Gao Gong's chair and asked with concern: "Oh, didn't I remind the adults a long time ago, why are the adults so careless? You are old, but Be careful."

Gao Gong wanted to stand up, but found that he couldn't move at all, Fang Fangyi's hand was holding him tightly, Gao Gong's face flushed, and he said angrily: "Hmph, the old man is still tough."

"Hey, look, Mr. Gao is not only broken physically, but also a little confused. Mr. Gao, you are an important minister of the court, you must pay attention to your body."

Fang Ziyi turned his head and said to the maidservants beside him, "Why are you still standing there in a daze, come here quickly to help Master Gao."

The maids didn't know why, they didn't understand the situation at all, they really came up to help Gao Gong, Gao Gong who stood up threw the maids away, pointed at the house and gave a cold snort.

Seeing Gao Gong standing up, House Yi smiled and said, "Is that right, do you want to exercise more?"

Originally, I wanted to give House Yi a warning, but I didn't expect to be teased by House Yi. Gao Gong's old face was ashen. At this time, someone whispered to Gao Gong, Gao Gong immediately smiled, and said to House Yi: " Thank you Eunuch Fang for your concern, Eunuch Fang please."

The house is easy and you are welcome. With Gao Gong on the banquet, the table is already full of delicacies. Looking at the table is full of rare delicacies of chicken, duck and fish, and all the tableware is made of gold and silver, which is very luxurious. Looking at a piece of writing, the words 'Two Sleeves Breeze' are vigorously written on it, looking at the writing on it, Fang Ziyi said: "This writing must have been written by a famous master, right?"

Gao Gong has also learned a lot. He didn't know what Fang Fangyi was going to say, so he didn't dare to continue. But not everyone is an old fox like him. A student Gao Gong next to him thought he had seized the opportunity. He stepped forward and said: "Hmph, you don't know that, this word comes from my master Gao."

Yi Zan glanced at the high-arched house and said, "The calligraphy is really good."

Although Gao Gong pretended not to care, but his face still couldn't hide his pride, and Fang Ziyi continued, "But these two gentlemen are really worthy of your lord."

Talking and looking at the delicious food on the table, the high arched beard pouted angrily, glared at the student who was talking next to him, and said to Fang Fangyi: "This old man is also thinking about the father-in-law. If the father-in-law can't be a man, he can't be a man." We can only settle for the next best thing and enjoy the food.”

This sentence is already a naked sarcasm, but Fang Ziyi doesn't care because he is an upright man.

Seeing that the house had changed face, Gao Gong clapped his hands, and suddenly more than a dozen singers walked out, dancing in front of everyone. The important thing is that they have only a little fabric covering the important parts.

The guests at the banquet had obviously seen it before, so they were not surprised. Those singers poured wine in front of each guest while dancing.

Gao Gong hugged the beauty directly in his arms without being polite, and motioned for a dancer to serve the house. If it were a normal man, it would be enjoyable, but to a eunuch, it would be naked teasing.

A doorman suddenly stood up and said to the crowd: "I am not talented, so I recited a poem to cheer everyone up. A charming lady touches people's hearts, and this is the way to bliss in the world. Poor man is already disabled, so it's hard to know what it's really like."

After hearing all the guests start booing, House Yi pretended to be furious, pushed the woman on him away, slammed the chopsticks on the table with a 'snap', got up and left.

Seeing Fang Fangyi leaving in embarrassment, everyone burst into laughter, especially Gao Gong who laughed the most. What he didn't expect was that because of this incident, he and Fang Fang had completely turned against each other. Fortunately, he didn't die in Zhu Tai's hands, but he didn't. A good death depends on the house changing hands.

Walking out of Gaofu's house, Yi smiled instead of anger. He used to be a little bit afraid of Gao Gong, but now he has completely seen this person. Although he is a minister, he has no tolerance. Such a person is nothing to worry about , but this doesn't mean that Fang Fangyi will let him go.

The disciple's poem was intended to humiliate the house and please Gao Gong, but he didn't expect that because of this poem, even his family would be implicated regardless of his official career being ruined.

Although Fang Ziyi is not an eunuch, he hates the poet. Although a eunuch is humble, he also has dignity. What Fang Ziyi can do is to spread this poem to Zhu Tai's ears as soon as possible. He believes that Zhu Tai knows how to deal with it. That kind of people.