The best fake eunuch.

The morning dew is moist, the forest is empty, only two birds are chasing each other, singing to welcome the new day.

A ray of sunlight penetrated through the forest and sprinkled on the two of them. It was warm, and Meigu was snuggling in the arms of the house, her beautiful hair was thrown behind her like a waterfall, and she was stroking the cheek of the house with her jade hands.

"Little Xianggong got up, and if he doesn't get up again, the sun is shining on his ass."

"Hmm..." House Yi rubbed his eyes vigorously, pulled Meigu over, and kissed him, "Tell me honestly, did you perform any kind of kung fu last night, why did my husband feel sore waist and limbs, and weak body?" ah?"

"Heck, little friend, what do you think, if the servant used it, he would have squeezed you dry long ago."

"Oh, it really hurts, who knows if you asked for it in batches?" House Yi stretched out his hand and scratched Mei Gu's nose, "You haven't told me, what's your name?"

"Mister Smelly, thought you wouldn't ask anymore? Kiss me, I'll tell you later."

"Okay, kiss me, you little elf."

"Hee hee, for the sake of your husband being so obedient, I will tell you. My original family name is Chen, my first name is Yun, and my nickname is Yun'er."

"Yun'er, you are free, erratic, nice to hear, I will call you Yun'er from now on."

"Um……"

"Come back with me, I will protect you from now on, no one can bully you."

"Sister, you're so kind. But, my family doesn't want to let you out now, so promise Yun'er one thing, okay?" Meigu propped her body up with her hands, looking at House Yi expectantly.

"Okay, I promise you whatever Yun'er says."

"real?"

"My husband is the majestic Lord Xuanwu, what you say naturally means what you say, so let me just say it, my husband will definitely agree to you." House Yi patted his chest and said proudly.

"Sanggong, can we stay here and not go out? Yun'er wants you to stay with him?"

Looking at the green mountains and flowing water in front of me, it is really a good place to retreat, to forget everything in the world, to be a happy pair of mandarin ducks in the mountains and forests, and the house is moved.But some mundane things, he has not resolved, there are too many things he can not put aside.

"Yun'er, you know...?"

"Don't talk about it, little man, it seems that you are afraid, Yun'er is not asking you to pay Yun'er for the rest of his life, Yun'er only needs seven days, you stay here with Yun'er for seven days, you are Yun'er alone in these seven days."

"Okay, I promise you, but you have to promise me too. After seven days, you go back with me. When the sky falls, I will protect you with my shoulders. Whoever in this world dares to make you unhappy, I will kill them all. Protect you forever."

"Yeah, after seven days, Yun'er doesn't care about anything else, and Yun'er will follow her husband. But it's an agreement, you can't think about anyone in these seven days, you can only think about one person from the slave family."

"Okay, I just want the little elf to be alone." Saying that, Yi turned over to the house.

"You're not afraid that I'll suck it dry. You." Meigu stretched out her hand and tapped Fang Ziyi's nose.

Grabbing Mei Gu's hand, Fang Ziyi had a smirk on his face, "Haha, peony flowers are dead, even ghosts are romantic."

"Then don't blame the slave family." Mei Gu raised her eyebrows, full of provocation.

"Little fairy, I will fight with you for [-] rounds for my husband."

"Hehe, I don't want to..."

……

When she got up again, it was already noon, and Mei Gu was still lazily lying in the arms of House Yi, unwilling to get up.

"Get up soon, we need to build a house. Otherwise, we will use the ground as a bed and the sky as a quilt for the next few days. A very dewy couple."

"No, I don't want it." Mei Gu hugged her even tighter.

House Yi persuaded him in every possible way, and Meigu let go of House Yi resentfully.Deliberately angry at the house, he cheered in the forest without wearing clothes, watching the house and swallowing his saliva.

The small valley is quiet, the environment is beautiful, and there are ready-made logs around, the house is easy to be busy for a long time.I cut some wood in the forest, found some vines, and built a small house with elm bark.

"Yun'er, pass the grass up."

"Okay." Meigu blinked her eyes, threw the bundle of grass in her hand up, smashed the head of the house, looked at the mess of the house, and laughed foolishly by herself.

"Hmph, let's see how my husband handles you."

House Yi falls from the house and chases after Mei Gu.

"Heck, don't, take it easy."

"See if you still dare to bully your husband."

Meigu looked at Fang Ziyi pitifully, "Good husband, my concubine's identity is wrong, you should spare my concubine's identity."

"Next time you are disobedient, my husband will spank your ass."

It took a long time to build the house after having a lot of trouble with Meigu.After looking at the completed house, House Yi clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"My husband has worked hard, I will wipe my body for him." Meigu took out a handkerchief and gently wiped the sweat from Fang Fangyi's forehead.

"Yun'er, what do you think is missing?"

"Well, with the young lady here, everything is enough, and Yun'er doesn't want anything."

"No, I have to stay for seven days, and I still need some things. You wait for me here, I will go out to buy some clothes, and when I come back, I will live here for seven days."

"No, Yun'er won't let you go."

Meigu just put her arms around the waist of the house, as if the next moment, the house will fly away from her.

Caressing Mei Gu's hair, Fang Ziyi hugged Mei Gu tightly, "I'm so anxious, I will never go back on what my husband promised you, I just went out for a while, and I will be back soon. If you're worried, just go out with me."

"Well, let me hold you for a while."

"Okay, just hug for a while."

"Sir, you must come back early."

"Don't worry, I think my husband will be back in an hour, and you will wait for me at home obediently."

"Hmm..." Meigu nodded.

"Okay, don't be unhappy, I'll be back in a while." House Yi kissed Meigu's forehead.

After the house left, Meigu looked at the thatched cottage blowing in the breeze, feeling conflicted in her heart, feeling warm and sad at the same time.

House Yi did not stop all the way and rushed to the town.In the evening, he finally came back with a big bag on his back. He was so tired that he was out of breath.

"Yun'er, Yun'er!" Fang Fangyi came back, but Mei Gu was nowhere to be seen, and shouted a few times before Mei Gu came out from the forest, "Little Husband is back."

"Why are you running around? I thought you were captured by the old ghost, which made me worry."

The two worked together, set up a simple pot and stove in the valley, and bought a few jars of wine.After doing all of this, it was getting late, and the house went to the forest to catch a rabbit, and brought back some wild vegetables.

Wild vegetables, wild fruits, hares, and crucian carp in the water, a cutting board full of ingredients.Looking at the house, Yi is clumsy and unable to do it, Mei Gu drives the house away.

"Master, just wait, Yun'er will cook a table of delicious food for him today, so that he can replenish his body."

After a while, Meigu has already prepared a table of delicacies.

"Well, it smells so good."

"Come, Mr. Xiang, take a bite." With a piece of fresh and tender fish in between, Meigu put it into Fang Yi's mouth.

"Is it tasty?"

"It's delicious, I didn't expect you to be able to cook."