King of soldiers
Chapter 186 Pig Tail?Or pig whip?
After having lunch at the resort, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao planned to go back to the tent to rest, but when they reached the door, they were suddenly stopped by two journalist-like people.
We are reporters from Laolongwan TV Station. When we came to interview Carnival in the morning, we witnessed the wonderful performance of the two of you. After our understanding, you have already gained a considerable number of fans. Do you have confidence in the next game?
According to the administrative level, Laolongwan is just a small town. The TV station built by Siya City here is a pure tourism channel for the purpose of promoting the tourism projects and tourism resources of Laolongwan. Although the administrative level of Laolongwan is not high, the tourism Satellite TV is still very famous, known for its entertaining programs, and it is sold on the premium channels of cable TV nationwide.
Just as Ye Fei was about to speak, Zhi Fubao took the first step and said: "Actually, as you all have seen, most of the competition in the morning was the result of my unremitting efforts and wisdom. Of course, although some people contributed little, they also contributed , there is no need to promote it anymore, and he is too embarrassed to say anything, I hope everyone will continue to support me, my goal is--championship!"
Speaking of Zhi Fubao, he also put on a few sullen poses, which made the reporters very satisfied with his performance. If he wants to run a TV entertainment program well, it doesn't make sense to say it, that is to enlarge the characteristics of the participating guests, so that the The bitter ones are more bitter, the money-worshiping ones are more money-worshipping, the entangled ones are more entangled, and of course, the stupid ones are made even stupider. It is obvious that Zhifubao has achieved the effect of making the stupid ones even more stupid.
"Brother Er Shi finished talking, please talk about it next, your monkey boxing is amazing!" After interviewing Zhi Fubao, the reporter will continue to interview Ye Fei.
"What big wet breasts and second wet breasts are in a mess?" Hearing what the reporter said, Ye Fei looked puzzled.
"You don't know yet, do you? Your fan club has already called you the Grassroots Journey to the West duo, a monkey brother and a pig eight."
Hearing the reporter's explanation, Zhi Fubao first quit, shouting: "Who is the second wet chest? Who is the second wet chest? Do you have eyes? Such a handsome guy said I was the second wet chest, you It's the second wet breasts, your whole family has second wet breasts, no more, no more, I deleted that part just now."
Speaking of which, Zhi Fubao covered his face with his hands like a guy caught in a live anti-pornography scene, pushed Ye Fei into the tent, zipped the tent up, and heard the reporter outside say again: "Everyone! I saw that Er Shixiong was a little excited, maybe he was still immersed in the joy of being promoted. I heard that the two of them arrived here after walking a long distance from a remote mountain village for nine or eighty-one days. There is only one goal in their hearts, which is to learn from the scriptures, no, it is to win the championship, let us be shocked by their spirit, moved by their perseverance, and bless the grassroots duo of Journey to the West together!"
"It seems to be very inspirational, second wet chest." Ye Fei smiled and teased Zhi Fubao, but Zhi Fubao ignored him and got into his sleeping bag to catch up on sleep, preparing to recharge his batteries and fight again at night to defend his handsome man. image. "
The amount of exercise in the morning was not small, and the two of them slept soundly. It was not until after four o'clock in the afternoon that Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao were disturbed by the pre-set alarm clock.
After leaving the tent, the two of them went to Emily's villa for dinner. Along the way, many people pointed and pointed at the two of them. There was even a young man holding a small book and asking them to sign. Zhi Fubao picked up the pen without changing his coquettish nature. So he wrote the three big characters Zhi Fu Bao crookedly.
"Well, instead of signing this, can you sign me a second wet chest." The half-sized boy said carefully.
"Get lost!" Zhi Fubao growled.
After dinner, the students of Huadu University headed to the beach again. After the morning battle, Ye Fei and Luo Quan were left with a total of six teams to advance to the next round, and the others were reduced to the next round. Cheerleading, but also enthusiastically cheering on the people of their own school.
In the evening, the beach is crowded with people, and the golden sunset slantly falls on the place where the sea and the sky meet, coating the sea water and residual clouds with a layer of golden yellow, and this golden color spreads to the beach on the shore, rendering people's bodies and eyes It neutralizes the depths of the mood, making the whole scene appear rich and soft, which makes people feel a little lazy.
Rows of 31 small boats of various colors are ready on the beach, and the colorful waves on them are rippling in the slender waves and the setting sun, and the whole style looks very bourgeoisie.
"Dear audience, audience, in the audition that just ended in the morning, there were 31 groups and 62 contestants successfully advanced to the next round of competition. Next, they will compete for the top [-] through rowing. The boat racing session is intense, so will the competition be more intense this year when there are so many beauties, handsome men and monsters? Let us wait and see."
In the afternoon, the host who interviewed Zhi Fubao was talking to the camera by the rowing boat. The large vertical screens on the beach also switched to the Travel Channel at this time, and everyone could directly see the live broadcast.
"Damn! It's that guy this afternoon again, and he said that we came from the village all the way from the grassroots of the gods, Nima pilgrimage? You still have to go, and if he dares to call me Ershi boobs, believe it or not. His machines are broken!"
Zhi Fubao here complained, and the reporter over there used a few professional cutscenes to briefly arouse the interest of the audience, then turned around and pointed to the rippling boats in the sea and said: "Enthusiastic artists want to add enthusiasm to the carnival. The atmosphere has already made graffiti on these small boats, and it is also a kind of enjoyment to be able to race such a literary boat.”
Then the host looked at his watch, and there was still half an hour before the start of the race, and the live broadcast could not be interrupted, so he could only introduce the rowing boats.
"Look, everyone, this most unique racing boat No. 5 has a little red in the green bushes, and it is smiling from it when the spring flowers are in full bloom. Don't ask, it must be for the beauty duo Lu Yulan and Miss Qi Leer car."
The host took out the player information prepared in advance and read it. The photographer had already shot the camera on a rowing boat painted with small red flowers all over. Sure enough, this rowing boat was decorated with such dots, making it look very charming and charming. , aroused the audience's admiration for a while, imagining the beautiful scene that complements each other when the two beauties sit on this rowing boat is a kind of enjoyment.
"This is a broken painting. It's obvious that I want my woman Hongxing to get out of the wall. It's not good-looking, it's not good-looking." Ye Fei spoiled art at the right time.
"Look at the graffiti of No. 13 again. It's tough but tender. The blue sky is dotted with stars. It's a very handsome ship. There are stars and stripes and... plaster flags painted on it. In short, it's not a bad ship. "The host originally wanted to praise Liu Dao, but when he saw him with my grandson, a Chinese, he wisely chose not to say anything in order not to cause trouble.
Next, the reporter commented on the Feng Qiuhuang graffiti on board Kong Ye and Luo Xiaoxian No. 8, the Aquarius graffiti on board Qiu Shui and Qin Ling No. 1 ship, and the Tiangou Eclipse Moon on board Luo Quan No. 25, and suddenly his eyes lit up. It's like discovering some treasure.
"Tsk tsk! Look, everyone, look, this is simply a masterpiece! It can be called a masterpiece of ingenuity and craftsmanship. This thing should only exist in the sky. How many times have people heard about it? Da Vinci, Raphael and Michelangelo would never be able to complete such a stunning masterpiece!"
This time, the reporter's high evaluation successfully attracted the attention of everyone present, even the old lady selling cold drinks stretched her neck to see how amazing this stunning masterpiece was.
"What Da Vinci, Raphael, Michelangelo? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? But it seems that there is one missing with a knife, called Einstein." Zhi Fubao muttered and looked at the big screen , it turned out that it didn't matter after seeing it, and almost made my nose crooked.
I saw a No. 2 rowing boat appearing on the screen. The main outline of the rowing boat was painted with a naive Er Wet Chest. There was a swimming ring on the Er Wet Chest. A little bit of monkey grandson, monkey grandson is grabbing this thing with all its teeth and claws, and the outline of that face is somewhat similar to that of Ye Fei. There is something like an antenna on the back of the rowing boat, and the side wall is written in eye-catching colors. Author: "Grassroots Journey to the West duo! Stand up!"
"Don't guess, this must be the last group that won the victory by a slight advantage in the morning. They traveled thousands of miles from remote villages on foot. The most popular grassroots Westward Journey duo... Uh, let me take a look, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao's car, I believe they will be able to make persistent efforts, ride the wind and break through the waves, and ride the crane to the west!"
"Damn! You're just riding a crane to the west! You're such a hot mom." Let's ask them to comment.
Seeing the appearance of this rowing boat, even Ye Fei was so angry that he jumped up and came to the front of the staff's table and shouted: "Dizzy, what is this? This is a blatant insult to personality, we protest!"
"The protest is invalid. This is jointly requested by the largest fan group, the Princes (Pig Monkey) Party. We cannot disobey the audience. The protest is invalid. You must either go to the competition honestly, or abstain and be cast aside by the people .”
After hearing what the staff said, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao lose their temper. They can't miss the 'Jingwei Stone' just because of such a trivial matter, and offend the people by the way, right?
Forget it, isn't it just being insulted and persecuted?Renren passed, and both Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao were forced to choose a compromise.
"Let's continue the game without forfeiting, but can I ask what is that antenna-like stick behind that boat?" Zhi Fubao asked pitifully.
"The artist didn't say it was a horse, it might be a pig's tail, but the pig's whip can't be sure, it's up to you!"
We are reporters from Laolongwan TV Station. When we came to interview Carnival in the morning, we witnessed the wonderful performance of the two of you. After our understanding, you have already gained a considerable number of fans. Do you have confidence in the next game?
According to the administrative level, Laolongwan is just a small town. The TV station built by Siya City here is a pure tourism channel for the purpose of promoting the tourism projects and tourism resources of Laolongwan. Although the administrative level of Laolongwan is not high, the tourism Satellite TV is still very famous, known for its entertaining programs, and it is sold on the premium channels of cable TV nationwide.
Just as Ye Fei was about to speak, Zhi Fubao took the first step and said: "Actually, as you all have seen, most of the competition in the morning was the result of my unremitting efforts and wisdom. Of course, although some people contributed little, they also contributed , there is no need to promote it anymore, and he is too embarrassed to say anything, I hope everyone will continue to support me, my goal is--championship!"
Speaking of Zhi Fubao, he also put on a few sullen poses, which made the reporters very satisfied with his performance. If he wants to run a TV entertainment program well, it doesn't make sense to say it, that is to enlarge the characteristics of the participating guests, so that the The bitter ones are more bitter, the money-worshiping ones are more money-worshipping, the entangled ones are more entangled, and of course, the stupid ones are made even stupider. It is obvious that Zhifubao has achieved the effect of making the stupid ones even more stupid.
"Brother Er Shi finished talking, please talk about it next, your monkey boxing is amazing!" After interviewing Zhi Fubao, the reporter will continue to interview Ye Fei.
"What big wet breasts and second wet breasts are in a mess?" Hearing what the reporter said, Ye Fei looked puzzled.
"You don't know yet, do you? Your fan club has already called you the Grassroots Journey to the West duo, a monkey brother and a pig eight."
Hearing the reporter's explanation, Zhi Fubao first quit, shouting: "Who is the second wet chest? Who is the second wet chest? Do you have eyes? Such a handsome guy said I was the second wet chest, you It's the second wet breasts, your whole family has second wet breasts, no more, no more, I deleted that part just now."
Speaking of which, Zhi Fubao covered his face with his hands like a guy caught in a live anti-pornography scene, pushed Ye Fei into the tent, zipped the tent up, and heard the reporter outside say again: "Everyone! I saw that Er Shixiong was a little excited, maybe he was still immersed in the joy of being promoted. I heard that the two of them arrived here after walking a long distance from a remote mountain village for nine or eighty-one days. There is only one goal in their hearts, which is to learn from the scriptures, no, it is to win the championship, let us be shocked by their spirit, moved by their perseverance, and bless the grassroots duo of Journey to the West together!"
"It seems to be very inspirational, second wet chest." Ye Fei smiled and teased Zhi Fubao, but Zhi Fubao ignored him and got into his sleeping bag to catch up on sleep, preparing to recharge his batteries and fight again at night to defend his handsome man. image. "
The amount of exercise in the morning was not small, and the two of them slept soundly. It was not until after four o'clock in the afternoon that Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao were disturbed by the pre-set alarm clock.
After leaving the tent, the two of them went to Emily's villa for dinner. Along the way, many people pointed and pointed at the two of them. There was even a young man holding a small book and asking them to sign. Zhi Fubao picked up the pen without changing his coquettish nature. So he wrote the three big characters Zhi Fu Bao crookedly.
"Well, instead of signing this, can you sign me a second wet chest." The half-sized boy said carefully.
"Get lost!" Zhi Fubao growled.
After dinner, the students of Huadu University headed to the beach again. After the morning battle, Ye Fei and Luo Quan were left with a total of six teams to advance to the next round, and the others were reduced to the next round. Cheerleading, but also enthusiastically cheering on the people of their own school.
In the evening, the beach is crowded with people, and the golden sunset slantly falls on the place where the sea and the sky meet, coating the sea water and residual clouds with a layer of golden yellow, and this golden color spreads to the beach on the shore, rendering people's bodies and eyes It neutralizes the depths of the mood, making the whole scene appear rich and soft, which makes people feel a little lazy.
Rows of 31 small boats of various colors are ready on the beach, and the colorful waves on them are rippling in the slender waves and the setting sun, and the whole style looks very bourgeoisie.
"Dear audience, audience, in the audition that just ended in the morning, there were 31 groups and 62 contestants successfully advanced to the next round of competition. Next, they will compete for the top [-] through rowing. The boat racing session is intense, so will the competition be more intense this year when there are so many beauties, handsome men and monsters? Let us wait and see."
In the afternoon, the host who interviewed Zhi Fubao was talking to the camera by the rowing boat. The large vertical screens on the beach also switched to the Travel Channel at this time, and everyone could directly see the live broadcast.
"Damn! It's that guy this afternoon again, and he said that we came from the village all the way from the grassroots of the gods, Nima pilgrimage? You still have to go, and if he dares to call me Ershi boobs, believe it or not. His machines are broken!"
Zhi Fubao here complained, and the reporter over there used a few professional cutscenes to briefly arouse the interest of the audience, then turned around and pointed to the rippling boats in the sea and said: "Enthusiastic artists want to add enthusiasm to the carnival. The atmosphere has already made graffiti on these small boats, and it is also a kind of enjoyment to be able to race such a literary boat.”
Then the host looked at his watch, and there was still half an hour before the start of the race, and the live broadcast could not be interrupted, so he could only introduce the rowing boats.
"Look, everyone, this most unique racing boat No. 5 has a little red in the green bushes, and it is smiling from it when the spring flowers are in full bloom. Don't ask, it must be for the beauty duo Lu Yulan and Miss Qi Leer car."
The host took out the player information prepared in advance and read it. The photographer had already shot the camera on a rowing boat painted with small red flowers all over. Sure enough, this rowing boat was decorated with such dots, making it look very charming and charming. , aroused the audience's admiration for a while, imagining the beautiful scene that complements each other when the two beauties sit on this rowing boat is a kind of enjoyment.
"This is a broken painting. It's obvious that I want my woman Hongxing to get out of the wall. It's not good-looking, it's not good-looking." Ye Fei spoiled art at the right time.
"Look at the graffiti of No. 13 again. It's tough but tender. The blue sky is dotted with stars. It's a very handsome ship. There are stars and stripes and... plaster flags painted on it. In short, it's not a bad ship. "The host originally wanted to praise Liu Dao, but when he saw him with my grandson, a Chinese, he wisely chose not to say anything in order not to cause trouble.
Next, the reporter commented on the Feng Qiuhuang graffiti on board Kong Ye and Luo Xiaoxian No. 8, the Aquarius graffiti on board Qiu Shui and Qin Ling No. 1 ship, and the Tiangou Eclipse Moon on board Luo Quan No. 25, and suddenly his eyes lit up. It's like discovering some treasure.
"Tsk tsk! Look, everyone, look, this is simply a masterpiece! It can be called a masterpiece of ingenuity and craftsmanship. This thing should only exist in the sky. How many times have people heard about it? Da Vinci, Raphael and Michelangelo would never be able to complete such a stunning masterpiece!"
This time, the reporter's high evaluation successfully attracted the attention of everyone present, even the old lady selling cold drinks stretched her neck to see how amazing this stunning masterpiece was.
"What Da Vinci, Raphael, Michelangelo? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? But it seems that there is one missing with a knife, called Einstein." Zhi Fubao muttered and looked at the big screen , it turned out that it didn't matter after seeing it, and almost made my nose crooked.
I saw a No. 2 rowing boat appearing on the screen. The main outline of the rowing boat was painted with a naive Er Wet Chest. There was a swimming ring on the Er Wet Chest. A little bit of monkey grandson, monkey grandson is grabbing this thing with all its teeth and claws, and the outline of that face is somewhat similar to that of Ye Fei. There is something like an antenna on the back of the rowing boat, and the side wall is written in eye-catching colors. Author: "Grassroots Journey to the West duo! Stand up!"
"Don't guess, this must be the last group that won the victory by a slight advantage in the morning. They traveled thousands of miles from remote villages on foot. The most popular grassroots Westward Journey duo... Uh, let me take a look, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao's car, I believe they will be able to make persistent efforts, ride the wind and break through the waves, and ride the crane to the west!"
"Damn! You're just riding a crane to the west! You're such a hot mom." Let's ask them to comment.
Seeing the appearance of this rowing boat, even Ye Fei was so angry that he jumped up and came to the front of the staff's table and shouted: "Dizzy, what is this? This is a blatant insult to personality, we protest!"
"The protest is invalid. This is jointly requested by the largest fan group, the Princes (Pig Monkey) Party. We cannot disobey the audience. The protest is invalid. You must either go to the competition honestly, or abstain and be cast aside by the people .”
After hearing what the staff said, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao lose their temper. They can't miss the 'Jingwei Stone' just because of such a trivial matter, and offend the people by the way, right?
Forget it, isn't it just being insulted and persecuted?Renren passed, and both Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao were forced to choose a compromise.
"Let's continue the game without forfeiting, but can I ask what is that antenna-like stick behind that boat?" Zhi Fubao asked pitifully.
"The artist didn't say it was a horse, it might be a pig's tail, but the pig's whip can't be sure, it's up to you!"
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