King of soldiers

"When you are severely abandoned by your boyfriends and girlfriends because of your shortness and poverty, when you are trampled on by the second generation of officials and second generations of rich people and weep silently, when you watch others drive A sports car with a beautiful car on it, but when I masturbate to Teacher Cang on the computer screen every day, I have a belief telling us that I can do it, as long as I work hard enough, I will be able to counterattack!"

Listening to Ye Fei's impassioned speech, some viewers finally broke away from the sensual pleasure of the beauties and handsome men, and easily put themselves into the fate of the two, and a thought arose in their hearts empatheticly: "The pain of hanging silk , Hanging silk is tiring, hanging silk is not easy!"

I don't know who shouted first: "Long live Diaosi! Support Diaosi's counterattack! Support the grassroots Westward Journey sophomore wet chest combination!"

The result was a quick response, and most of the audience stood up and raised their hands and began to cheer for the sophomore wet chest.

Although Ye Fei has been bragging that he is following the idol school route, the reality is cruel. If he blindly follows the trend, he will not be abused by handsome guys like Liudao and Kong Ye, and beauties like Lu Yulan, Qi Leer, and Luo Xiaoxian. Die, so I can only think of other ways.

Thinking that the two of us have always appeared in the image of inspirational grassroots, why not play the sensational card of Diaosi's counterattack, although the power of Diaosi alone is not great, but it can't support a large number of people, each person's vote adds up to one Astronomical figures.

With this idea in mind, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao planned this sensational performance with a strong sense of substitution, and then Zhi Fubao went to Emily to find a good friend who learned computers, and asked the resort staff to come. After watching the game video, he simply made a mv, and Ye Fei added a narration based on the content of the mv. Unexpectedly, the effect was surprisingly good.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost created, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao closed the plastic clips, put on an inspirational pose, and said loudly: "We are the endorsement of Diaosi! We are the hope of Diaosi! We will fight for you to the end !"

"Counterattack! Counterattack!" The shouts immediately resounded through the sky.

After waiting for a long time, the voices of the audience slowly subsided. Zhi Fubao expressed his feelings and stopped reading the script written in advance. It represents a kind of mental state of ordinary people. Some students with average family conditions, who have just entered the society to work, or are still studying hard in school. They have no money, no status, no power, and they can’t help but feel a little self-deceiving. Ai, feeling melancholy and confused about the path of life."

"Actually, most of them are passionate young people with ideals and aspirations. It's just because they are young and their careers are still in their infancy. As long as they work hard, they will definitely achieve a lot in time. There are many complaints, sluggishness, and it is better to fight for death than to wait for death. While young, you can work hard for a few years, and you will be a successful person in more than ten years. The ancients said that you can't be the second generation of officials, the second generation of rich people, and you can't be the second generation of officials. Is Dai and the rich second-generation his father? The ancients said, don’t bully the young and poor. Today I am not a rich man, I am not a high-ranking official, and I am not a holy warrior of Dr. Shenma. After our efforts, sooner or later, we will become a god-fighter! Ancients *** Zaiyun, those who stepped on me will step back one by one, the girls who dumped me will chase after me and get rid of them, and the ones who broke my ass... This is too heavy to be possible."

Ye Fei saw that Zhi Fubao was moved by himself, and he also started to perform on the spot, making the atmosphere even more enthusiastic. The whole scene was not like a beauty pageant, but more like a swearing-in meeting for a counterattack.

And not only the atmosphere at the scene was enthusiastic, but even the audience watching in front of the TV was excited and high-spirited.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost done, Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao no longer added to the superfluous, turned around and went back to the stage.

Because the atmosphere just now was too enthusiastic, people were still immersed in the excitement just now, so the atmosphere behind was a bit depressing, and it was Qiushui and Qin Ling's turn to take the stage without causing any excitement.

Luo Quan originally thought that Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao would end badly if they participated in the beauty pageant of Shenma. He gloated and waited to watch the fun, but he didn't expect that the two of them would make the atmosphere so high , it seems that we should not take the usual path, not the usual path...

Luo Quan pondered in his mind, and stepped onto the stage with twists and turns. Since he was the last one on stage, the audience was already a little impatient.

In the morning, he played a volleyball game, and after lying in the villa all afternoon, he felt better, but he still couldn't walk easily, as if he had polio.

Originally, the doctor advised him not to come out to participate in the beauty pageant if he was injured, but Vice Chairman Luo Quan, who has always regarded himself as a handsome and elegant man, could miss such an opportunity to show off in public, so he decisively entered the battle with his injuries.

Not only do they have to go into battle with injuries, but they also have to wear a brand new Armani suit on a hot day, flushing like a dog and panting.

If you say you are wearing a brand-name suit, you can wear it without taking off the label, just dangling on the sleeves and collar, lest people say it is a fake.

It's fine if you expose the label, but can you not comb your hair so slick?It's all tm reflections, and the eyes are uncomfortable.

It’s fine if you say your hair is reflective, but can you stop combing it like a pile of poop, poop!

I really can't stand Luo Quan's silly appearance on the stage. Some of the audience started whispering to each other, some got up to go to the toilet, and some took out their mobile phones to shake WeChat for epilepsy, but no one paid any attention to what Luo Quan was doing. .

The fire in Luo Quan's heart, he blamed Ye Fei and Zhi Fubao's actions just now for the reason why he was ignored in this way, and he thought that it wasn't because of your counterattack, that I could be so neglected, Well, if you engage in counterattacks with hanging wires, I will come up with a natural fatalism.

"Ahem, audiences, I am the vice-chairman of the Student Union of Huadu University. Just now, a team of players put forward the theory of counterattack with hanging silk. I think it's all a mistake! It's an extremely stupid fallacy!"

After hearing this sentence, the indifferent audience finally began to turn their attention back to the stage.

Luo Quan was very satisfied with the effect, and immediately cleared his throat and continued: "Actually, the heavens have their own destiny and wealth. Some people are born as dragons among men, and some are the sons of mice who can make holes. It's the destiny, there is an idiom called "Everyone's destiny", that is to say, if you are a poor dick, don't fiddle all day long, no matter how good you are, a rich man like me can throw a little at will and kill you ?”

After Luo Quan finished speaking, all the audience fell silent, and even those who had to go to the bathroom stopped urinating for a while, and all their attention fell on Luo Quan's whole body.

Look, look!There is still a market for each theory of destiny, which just satisfies the lazy and slack psychology of these poor ghosts. Luo Quan didn't understand why the audience had such a reaction at all, and then said: "Why can success be achieved through hard work? It's simply Nonsense! No background, no connections, no old man named Li Gang to pave the way for you, even if you struggle for more than ten years or decades, you will still be a mud leg, and you will never be able to make it to the top. Those of us who drive sports cars to pick up girls, might as well just download a few more Chinese love action movies and masturbate, you definitely can’t afford a month’s worth of cosmetics for beautiful women, but there are tissue paper supermarkets, a few yuan a pack, which is just right You, so hangers, you should be willing to do your hanging, after all, there are only a very small number of successful people in society."

After finishing speaking, Luo Quan reached into the pocket of his suit and took out a cigar-shaped cigarette and a handful of brand-new Huaxia coins worth more than 1000 yuan, and snapped his fingers to the side. The famous student brother immediately handed over a limited edition zippo windproof lighter.

Reaching out to take the lighter, he opened the lid with a ding sound. Luo Quan stroked his thumb lightly, and with a thud sound, the lighter spit out a small flame. Luo Quan touched the Huaxia currency in his hand to the flame, and the paper money started to burn. , Luo Quan slowly put the burning banknotes to his mouth without any haste, and lit the cigar with what he thought was an elegant gesture.

Lu Yulan, who was already sitting under the stage, who seemed to be out of the world, also felt a little annoyed when she heard Luo Quan's remarks just now. She stretched out her finger and gestured lightly. .

Luo Quan could only move the banknotes to the other side, another gust of wind blew up, and the flames brushed away from the cigarette again.

After failing twice, the banknotes had already been burned. In order to prevent his hands from being burned, Luo Quan had no choice but to let go of the banknotes that burned close to his fingers and almost burned his clothes.

"That's it. 1000 yuan, wiped out, is enough for you to hang silk for two months of living expenses and go to the shampoo room many times. You see, this is the gap! The insurmountable gap!"

"Damn, I'm sorry! What's the big deal, you're here to show off your wealth! Go up and fuck him! Fuck him, idiot!"

For a moment, the originally quiet audience suddenly broke out, and those in the front row rushed onto the stage to grab Luo Quan and kicked him violently.

Fortunately, Qiu Shui had arranged a lot of security guards around the stage in advance. Originally, they could have come to the stage to rescue them immediately, but Luo Quan's words just now deeply stimulated them. After seeing Luo Quan being beaten for a few minutes, they were worried that something might happen. Quickly ran up to the stage to pull the angry audience away, and Luo Quan was able to scramble and run back to the contestant waiting area. There were more security guards there, and Qin Ling was coordinating. Soothe you.

In order to divert the audience's attention, Qiu Shui immediately made a decision to immediately close the SMS voting and announce the results of the first round.

As a result, when they saw the big screen, the audience became even more uneasy. The No.1 vote was Luo Quan and his team!