King of soldiers

Ma San walked up to the vertical microphone and asked the host first, "The rule is that I must tell the truth, right?"

"Yes, according to the rules, if you draw the truth, you must tell the truth as required." The host explained to Ma San.

After the host finished speaking, Ma San looked embarrassed, and began to whisper into the microphone, "My first time was on a dark and windy night..."

"It's dark and stormy again! It's too bloody, change it to another one! The whole other!" Seeing his honest appearance, the audience felt amused when he thought he was about to tell his first kiss, and couldn't help but tease him.

"What do you know? It was indeed a dark and windy night! It was cloudy and you couldn't see your fingers, and you could only see a little light from the lighthouse around here." Ma San was afraid that the big guy would not believe him, and he couldn't even describe the situation at that time. Very detailed.

"At that time, I drank some Sanbian Dabu wine at a relative's house in a neighboring village. On the way back to the village, I saw a man in white clothes standing by the side of the road. When I walked over, I saw a woman crying. Something unclean, I broke out in a cold sweat from fright, and most of the wine was sober, I approached tremblingly and saw that it was a woman who wanted to hang herself from a tree with a crooked neck by the side of the road, I immediately went to save her, and was relieved After she said a few words, who knew she would hug me and say that I am a good person. I was so conflicted at that time! This contradiction! This..."

"Damn! Don't talk about this and that, hurry up and talk about it! It's not suitable for children!" The audience looked at Ma San and talked for a long time with horror and suspense. Before he got to the point, he urged impatiently.

"Okay, okay, let me make a long story short, I'm not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry for?" Ma San's words caused the audience to burst into laughter, and he continued: "Feeling the warmth of my body and the smell of a woman, I The strength of the Three Whips wine came up again, grabbed her little hand, and pushed her down on the hillside."

Speaking of this, Ma San seemed to think of the scene of the sexual intercourse back then, narrowed his eyes, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, looking extremely agitated, the shameful ejaculation just now was gone, and continued to tell the story of that night: " At that time, her mouth was full of fragrance, and her spirit tongue came out, teasing me to the point of burning desire,..."

The more the buddy talked, the closer he got to the plot of the love action movie. All the girls present blushed and pretended not to listen. They are even more engrossed in waiting to hear the details below.

Qiu Shui saw that if things go on like this, he should be harmonized by the China Radio, Film and Television Administration and the Tourism Bureau, and immediately gave the host a wink: "Stop, stop, stop! This contestant, please wait a moment, are you talking about the first kiss?" ?”

"What the hell? The first kiss? Damn, you said it was the first time, the first time, I thought it was the first time kissing Ouou, it's over, it's exposed, it's exposed!"

Ma San knew that he was going to make a mistake, so he felt ashamed. He blushed and wanted to find a crack in the ground, but after thinking for a while, his expression became firm again, and he picked up the microphone and said, "I drank a little too much that day, and It was too dark, and I didn't see the woman's appearance clearly. I have been looking for her for the past two years. The purpose of my participation in the seaside carnival is because I know that the ratings of this show are very high. I want to take this opportunity to find her. , be responsible to her, live a solid life with her, please come to me if you can see..."

As Ma San spoke, his voice became a little choked up. How could the host of the travel TV pass up such a sensational opportunity to gain attention, and immediately asked the camera to show him the live broadcast footage, and raised the microphone and said: "Everyone! Every audience! I didn't expect In our seaside carnival competition, which is famous for entertainment variety shows, there was such a touching scene. A simple villager was struggling to find his wife... er, no, he was looking for the lover of his dreams. That person is at the game site, or sitting in front of the TV watching our program, I hope you contact the program group, we will help you meet, now let us bless them together, and wish the lovers will get married in the end!"

Just as the host finished speaking, the cauliflower sister stood up from her seat with tears all over her face and walked in front of Ma San.

"Sister Caihua, you don't need to comfort me, I can stand it, even if she doesn't come to me, I will always wait for her." Ma San thought that Sister Caihua came to comfort him.

"Ma San, that person is actually me." Sister Caihua said cautiously.

"What? How is it possible? We live so close, we can't see each other when we look up, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Ma San's tone was suspicious.

"Because I'm not good-looking, and that day I was cheated of money by a man and then dumped. I was desperate and wanted to hang myself. Later, you rescued me and enlightened me. I fell in love with you." , and then I gave my body to you, I dare not look for you because I am afraid that you will think I am a casual woman." Sister Caihua lowered her head in low self-esteem as she said.

"How could it be? Why would I dislike you? You know that I have been looking for you so hard. You will never leave me again. Ma San hugged Sister Cauliflower in his arms emotionally, never wanting to leave me again." separate."

When the audience saw this touching scene, they all stood up and applauded. The host of Travel Satellite TV, who was already crying with snot and tears, said to the camera: "Everyone, there is nothing more touching than this in the world. Love? Is a man waiting hard for his lover whom he doesn’t even know his face, but the lover has been silently waiting by his side all the time? This becomes less loyal in love. Love needs money, house, car, How precious is today measured by family background!"

Murong Qingxue, who was sitting in the auditorium, saw this touching scene, and cried until she was crying. She couldn't help thinking of what Luo Xiaoxian said to herself just now, is Ye Fei really so ruthless to herself?Even if he is willing to stay by his side all the time, is he willing to care about and love himself only out of repaying his debts to his comrades-in-arms?Thinking of these, Murong Qingxue was really envious of the happy team on stage, and at the same time felt dejected about her own situation.

"Marry! Marry!..." The emotions of the audience were also affected by them, and the sound of marriage resounded in the audience.

At this time, Qiushui immediately called the hostess on the stage to come down, whispered a few words to her, the hostess nodded after hearing it, took up the microphone and said: "Just now our chairman Qiushui promised that if these two newcomers If you decide to get married and agree to hold the wedding at the resort, then all expenses will be free, and all spectators and contestants present can participate! At that time, the travel satellite TV will be invited to live broadcast the whole process of the wedding.”

"Long live! Long live Chairman Qiu! Long live the Seaside Carnival! Long live love!" The audience cheered excitedly once they heard this.

Ma San and Sister Caihua held hands and returned to their seats affectionately. Qi Leer took a deep breath, stepped forward, stood in front of the microphone and said, "Our big adventure is a hot dance, and I won't do it either." For dances like jazz and cha-cha, I will dance "Green Flowers in the Army" by our army first for everyone, and also for the couple just now who protect each other for love."

"The cold wind blows the fallen leaves, the army is a green flower, dear comrade, don't miss home, don't miss your mother... there is a good girl in my hometown, I often dream of her, the men in the army are also affectionate, and I would like to accompany you Wander……"

Said that Wan Qi Le'er danced to the gentle music. This dance was learned when she participated in the army's August [-]st performance. It brings beautiful sensory enjoyment to people.

The audience in the audience also watched with gusto and applauded again and again. Although it wasn't the sexy hot dance with revealing clothes that they expected, it was considered to be the scene, and no one cared too much about the definition of hot dance.

After Qi Leer finished dancing, the next round of competition began. When the host pressed the button, the colored disc on the big screen started to rotate again. After a few minutes, the disc stopped, and it represented the truth The blue pointer on the top points to the team of Luo Xiaoxian and Kong Ye, and the big adventure below points to Liu Dao and my grandson.

Then the screen separated up and down, and the upper half of the blue screen appeared, "What is your greatest wish?", "How many friends of the opposite sex have you ever dated?", "Which part of yourself are you most satisfied with?" And other issues.

On the lower part of the screen, words such as "Perform the Legend of the White Snake", "Perform the Story of the West Chamber", "Perform Monkey King and Three Fighting Bone Demons" appeared on the screen.

Liu Dao, my grandson is obviously in the same group as Kong Ye, and I didn't want to embarrass him, so I chose the simplest question, "What is your greatest wish?"

Kong Ye also wanted to choose an easy one for Liu Dao and my grandson, but these plays are either traditional Chinese culture or myths and legends. It is not easy for two foreigners, so Kong Ye didn’t care about it and chose blindly. A Legend of the White Snake was written.

First of all, what is your greatest wish? Luo Xiaoxian deliberately didn’t want to answer, so Kong Ye could only answer. He strode up to the microphone and said, “My greatest wish is to be able to surpass my brother. My father, my grandfather, through my efforts, my family will be further developed!"

When he said this, the audience didn't know why, and they didn't know what to applaud or what, but Luo Xiaoxian was full of disappointment. She thought that Kong Ye's wish could be related to her, that is, to be able to marry herself and live a happy life. As a result, people came directly with an inspirational declaration.

However, the man still puts his career first, and Luo Xiaoxian, who was deeply poisoned by Kong Ye, comforted himself and felt relieved.

Just as Kong Ye walked down here, Liu Dao and my grandson, who just got off their make-up over there, came onto the stage.