King of soldiers

At noon the next day, the two of them walked down the hill and entered the town. After wandering around the town for a long time, Huiyuan realized that the original post office had moved away, and a public bath was built on the original site.

Huiyuan checked the direction with his eyes, and said that the secret room should be at the southeast corner of the women's bath, and there are people coming and going, so why don't you come and look for it at night.

How could Ye Fei wait, and immediately said that he would sneak in and get something and then come out. Huiyuan said that he was a monk and could not go in with Ye Fei. Buddha punished.

This guy is pretending to be pious, he has read many adult magazines that Xue Liu brought to him, if the Buddha is really effective, he would have sent you to the [-]th floor of hell to be a good friend of the kid.

Ye Fei slandered in his heart, so he could only act on his own. He bought a set of women's clothing and a headscarf in a small clothing store on the street, and went to the grocery store to buy some face powder, lipstick, eyebrow pencil, etc. The stall bought two big steamed buns.

Finding a corner, Ye Fei changed into women's clothes, patted white powder on his face, painted his eyebrows, painted thick red lips, stuffed two big steamed buns on his chest, and twisted three times. Go to the bathhouse.

Back at the entrance of the bathhouse, the monk Huiyuan came over immediately, clasped his hands together and said to Ye Fei: "Amitabha, this female benefactor, I see that your seal hall is black, and there may be some unlucky things. Why don't you go to the King Kong Temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha? Last sign, and then discuss with me the cause and effect of reincarnation, and I can help you resolve the disaster for free."

"Resolve your sister! You stay outside to watch out, and I will go in to find the secret room."

When Ye Fei heard what Huiyuan said, he couldn't help being angry. He felt that the flower monk regarded himself as a village girl. He really didn't know how his parents had such a good relationship with such an unreliable guy. Entrusting it to him to watch, he didn't care at all, and now he is asked to help take it out, but he still pushes back and forth.

However, Ye Fei is begging him now, so he can only endure it.

Even monk Huiyuan didn't recognize him, so the disguise should be fine. Ye Fei pretended to enter the women's bathhouse. Fortunately, there was no one in the dressing room, and he could hear the sound of water splashing in the bath next door. The voice of talking to a woman.

Ye Fei rummaged through the wardrobes one by one, and there was nothing in it except some cheap women's clothing, underwear, and cosmetics.

At this time, I heard someone coming from the bathhouse to get dressed. Ye Fei could only turn his back to them and bury his face in the closet, pretending to rummage through things.

Although Ye Fei didn't see anything he shouldn't have seen, the two aunts were very envious when they saw the two turbulent big balls on Ye Fei's chest.

Fortunately, the two aunts didn't pay attention to him, they put on their clothes, chatted about Ye Fei's big cup and went out.

Just as Ye Fei was about to continue searching, he heard monk Huiyuan's voice from outside the bathroom: "Two female benefactors, please stay. The poor monk is the abbot of the Jingang Temple not far away. I wonder if you two are interested in discussing cause and effect with me." Fate, maybe the Buddha can make your wishes come true."

"Hehehe, where did the Fengshao monk come from, and he still wants to get things done? My mother just wants to make my chest more firm, can you make my wishes come true?" The two village girls have very aggressive personalities, Xiang Huiyuan asked.

Huiyuan laughed when he heard the words, took two steps forward, and whispered in the ears of the two village girls, "I'll tell you two benefactors, you can have this."

Ye Fei's ears are quite good. Hearing what Huiyuan said outside, he suddenly had a bad feeling, so he heard Huiyuan continue to say: "Did you see that there is a female benefactor in the bathroom, then The murder weapon is not generally majestic, but I made a wish at my Vajra Temple, and then my wish came true."

"What you said is true? I didn't see it clearly just now. We have to go in and have a look. If it is true, we must also go to the King Kong Temple to burn incense and make a wish."

After hearing Huiyuan's words, the two aunts thought of Ye Fei's murder weapon just now, and they really believed it a little bit, and immediately turned and went back to the dressing room.

Ye Fei originally thought it was a bit interesting to hear Huiyuan talking nonsense with the village girls there, but when he suddenly brought the topic to him, he immediately yelled inwardly. Hearing that the two village girls were going to come back to verify his murder weapon, He immediately wanted to run away, but when he looked around, he realized that there were no windows in the dressing room of this stupid bathhouse.

In fact, this is also quite normal. If a woman's bathroom locker room opens the window, it will be seen by passers-by, so Ye Fei is naturally blocked in the locker room by two aunts.

Unable to escape through the window, Ye Fei had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk towards the door, but was stopped by one of the aunts who stretched out his hand and said, "Sister, why do you have to leave before you wash it?"

"I... I forgot my shampoo, go back and get it." Ye Fei lowered his head, squeezed his voice and muttered a few words, but he still wanted to go out immediately.

"I have shampoo here, you don't need to make another trip." The aunt who blocked the way took out an unknown brand of shampoo from her basket of bathing supplies.

"This... this... I usually use Sassoon shampoo, I'm not used to using other brands, I'm allergic." Of course Ye Fei would not stay, if he took off his clothes, everything would be exposed, so he said casually I bought a relatively high-end shampoo brand, thinking that I must not be able to buy it in this remote area, so I can slip away and get out of trouble safely.

As a result, the other aunt immediately took out a dark red plastic bottle from her basket and said, "Look at this brand, my husband brought it back when he came home from working in the city for the Chinese New Year. I think it's a little It’s not working, let me use it for you.”

When Ye Fei saw that it was genuine Sassoon, he felt so depressed, thinking that what I said was not a good brand, he had to say Sassoon, but now it's good, they really showed it.

The shampoo escape plan failed, but Ye Fei immediately had a plan and said: "I am also very picky about the body wash, I must use Liushen, Safeguard, Johnson's baby body wash... Mix these body washes, or I And don't take a shower."

The two aunts frowned when they heard that, who ever heard of someone taking a bath with so much care, but after looking at their baskets, they really didn't have so many.

"Since the two eldest sisters don't have any, I'll go home and get them." Ye Fei said and was about to go out again, but the aunt reached out to stop Ye Fei and shouted into the bathroom: "Take all your shower gel come out!"

As soon as the roar was over, someone in the bathing pool next door responded: "The county magistrate needs to use shampoo in the house, so take out your own." As soon as the voice fell, I heard the splashing of water and the clacking of slippers. sound,.

After a while, Ye Fei saw more than a dozen village girls, Yan Feihuan and thin Chi Guoguo came out of the room on the other side of the bath, each holding a bottle of different brands of shower gel in their hands, surrounding themselves in the middle .

This made Ye Fei really hurt, he didn't want to see these unattractive naked bodies in front of him, but it wouldn't be the same if he closed his eyes, so he could only look up at the ceiling.

"Big sister, you don't have to go back and get it this time. We just want to see if the thing on your chest is real. We are all women, so you don't have to be embarrassed." The so-called wife of the county magistrate Auntie, today it seems that she will not give up until she reaches her goal.

Seeing that Ye Fei was still shy and didn't want to take off his clothes, and his behavior was quite weird, one of the village girls seemed to think of something suddenly, and said: "There used to be a perverted monk who always came to the county town to steal women's underwear. He often puts on makeup to look like a woman, isn't he the one?"

As soon as the village girls heard what this man said, they immediately dispersed and put on their clothes. Ye Fei just wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape, but was stopped by the county magistrate's wife, and said with wide eyes: "Big sister, in order to prove you You're not a pervert, today you have to take off your clothes to prove it."

Ye Fei was already extremely resentful towards Huiyuan at this time, thinking that you, a bald ass, stole other people's underwear and planted it on me. This is the last move, and I hope that my pure appearance can conquer these village girls, so as to save the day.

Thinking of this, Ye Fei lowered his raised head, put on an expression that he thought was quite cute and lethal, and said with tears in his eyes, "Everyone, aunts and sisters, in fact, I It’s Nanyin. My parents sent me to someone else’s foster care when I was young. There are things they left for me in this bathroom. Only when I find those things can I find them according to the clues they left for me. them."

With that said, Ye Fei tore off his shirt, took out a big steamed bun stuffed in front of his chest, took a bite and said, "Are you hungry? This steamed bun is good, it's hot, do you want to try it too?"

"Pervert! Hooligan! Hitting a pervert!..." How could the village girls think that what Ye Fei said was true? Mops, soap, and washbasins flew all over the place, knocking Ye Fei out of the bathroom.

The monk Huiyuan who was standing outside was waiting for the two village girls to see Ye Fei's steamed buns through their clothes, and then came back to discuss Buddhism with him, but he didn't expect that the two village girls wanted Ye Fei Fei took off his clothes and checked his body. Now that something happened, he could only follow Ye Fei and was beaten by an angry village girl and fled with his head in his arms.

After finally getting rid of the village girls, Ye Fei and Huiyuan hid on the roof of a four-story guest house. Ye Fei said helplessly: "You monk, you have nothing to do to help others breast enlargement. You almost got treated as a pervert." There is no other way, it seems that we can only look for it at night."

Huiyuan got up and looked at the building in front of her, scratched her head and said, "Hey, I seem to be looking in the wrong direction. The secret room is not in the women's bathhouse."

"You bastard! You made a mistake, causing me to be considered a pervert, and I'm going to strangle you to death!" Ye Fei roared and rushed towards Huiyuan.