Concubine seizes the world

Chapter 11 Sand Monk's Helplessness to Zhu Bajie (This chapter is free)

Sharp and Shen Qian, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi are doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City to make a fortune in the future, but Sharp in their contemplation was interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a low voice.

"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from decades ago on the earth!" This old man said all the words of the earth. Could it be that he was as surprised as himself? The earthlings who have traveled here?Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly walked over to the sound and gradually approached, and saw Sharp under a high wall, a face full of beards, with loose 'messy' hair, lazily basking in the sun.

The scruffy old man saw the sharp approaching from the crevices of his eyes that had been scorched by the sun. He couldn't help but gleamed, and then he shouted weakly: "The sky is blue, the ground is round, and there is something in the dark. We are destined, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, brother only hopes that the people who are destined will come early, and the secret book is only for those who are destined!"

"Old man, why is the ground round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Pig?"

Hearing the sharp question, the sloppy old man snorted coldly, "Where are you from, why are there so many boring questions?"

"Uh...Old man, what are you talking about? Hurry up and answer." Shen Qian, who was following Sharp, said angrily.

Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and glanced back at Shen Qian, and then patiently said: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, can you tell me?"

"Gift to someone who is destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the sharp arms that was squatting in front of him, then swayed and stood up, turned around and said to himself, "Aiya, I'm going too!"

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw a movement of his body, leaving only an afterimage, which disappeared. Sharp waited for others to look around, and there was still the shadow of the sloppy old man.

"Ah... I'm 'fuck', master!" Shen Qian opened his mouth in shock, his face full of disbelief.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super-popular novel on Earth that is so maddened that the best young master will be ashamed when he sees it? I'm going to have an eye drop..." The sloppy old man's performance was more shocking than Shen Wei. One person, who had been squatting sharply all the time, was completely 'thundered' by lightning at this time, and he sat on the ground in one fell swoop.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were telling stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard about this kind of ghost who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing are two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered. Pulling the sharp voice sitting on the ground: "Big... big... big brother, hurry up... hurry up and look... look, this... what did the old god give you?"

"Yes, take a look?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swaying from side to side with a sharp 'uh' sound, she gradually regained her sanity, and hurriedly held the yellowed thread-bound book in her hand.

"Uh, why doesn't the yellowed book cover have the name of the martial arts secret book? It's different from the TV show!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and said to himself, then turned to the first page and saw the top. The content of the content, he called out with a sharp 'Ow' voice, and stood up abruptly and scolded: "I'm 'fuck', a pig's head and a ball, play with me? Is there such a fucking thing? Don't bring people who play like this. !"

"Oops, Mom!" Xiao Yunzi was taken aback by the sharp, sudden madness that took Shen Wei and Xia Qi.

"Boss, what is written on it? Why haven't I seen words like this before?" Xia Qi questioned a few words she didn't know on the page that she was sharply grasping in her hands.

"Ri, if you know each other, you'll be damned." Xia Qi gave Xia Qi a sharp look.

Sharp's heart is depressed at this time, the text on the first page is actually the Chinese characters on the earth, and what is even more annoying is that these Chinese characters are actually 'Don't die, it's nothing to practice! 'Eight characters.

At this time, Sharp was completely entangled in the entanglement, and with trembling fingers, he turned to the second page again, only to see the four Chinese characters "chasing the stars and chasing the moon". On the next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page, which is full of content related to 'chasing the stars and chasing the moon'. Damn, what's this all about?" Sharp's heart was bitter, cups, tangled, and Sharp took a lot of effort and anger in his heart to calm down, when he saw Shen Shen Qian, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi said with a confused look on their faces, "What are you looking at, then go shopping."

Although there was a stomach full of doubts, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp, twisted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the sloppy old man who had just given the book to the sharp was standing on the high sky of the Dragon Continent. He turned into a red-bearded, black-blue-faced, honest-looking sand monk. He and Zhu Bajie, who stood side by side, were staring at each other. Looking down, the sharp and maddening scene has a panoramic view.

"Hey hey, the words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides, and said foolishly at Zhu Bajie.

"Hahaha, don't look at who my brother is, a small one, with this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this kid has the same 'character' as you, why are you..." Before Sha Seng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Bajie.

"Isn't there anything I can do, brother?" Zhu Bajie heard that Sha Seng started to babble endlessly, and quickly 'plugged in'.

"Who do you blame? Who told you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and let me take care of you. I never thought that Erlang would catch us and exiled us to this lower realm to be the guards of the galaxy, and sealed it up. We have changed our supernatural powers, alas, why do you think we are suffering!" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.

"Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magical powers of change, isn't he afraid that we will change into handsome looks and secretly leave the world to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, I beg the senior brother to teach us the magical powers that can change one by one. It's been a hundred years sincere, hehe..." Speaking of which, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed 'obscene'.

"Isn't this very good, but you are too busy, and you have brought this kid to my vertical and horizontal galaxy, alas..." Sha Seng sighed naively.

"Brother, do you think too much? The transformation spell that the monkey gave to brother, but it is the oral language of such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that brother is on duty. Eighteen times." Speaking of which, Zhu Bajie seemed to have become suspicious again, and said to himself, "Could it be that the monkey deliberately arranged all this? Could there be such a coincidence?"

Everything is destined, is all this really just a coincidence?

"Oh, it's quite a coincidence." Sand Seng glanced at the Dragon Continent below and said.

"You said that if I turned into a pretty boy, when I was picking up a girl, I was completely changed by this guy's oral language, so that I wouldn't frighten other girls, how could I be a fool, so I had an idea, Arranged him to your vertical and horizontal galaxy, anyway, for tens of thousands of years, there has been no demon to 'harass' the mortal world. Brother, I have nothing to do, just change into his appearance and go to the mortal world to enjoy it. There are a lot of beautiful girls in the underworld status of the kid!" Zhu Bajie bit his fingers, looking very yearning.

"Hey, after all these years, Second Senior Brother, you are still like this. You are destroying the normal order of the lower realm, so you are not afraid of King Yama going to sue the imperial court?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I came to communicate with you. He can't have an accident on your side. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and don't hang up. When we return to heaven after our service, we will It's over if I pick him up." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, so he couldn't help but boast and asked again, "Junior Brother Sha, isn't brother very smart?"

"Uh..." Sha Seng was speechless, he was on the pirate ship of these two brothers again.

It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Sharp last time was actually a lie, and the real lower bound was that Chang'e was sent off for peeking at Chang'e taking a bath. If the conversation between the two people was heard by Sharp, they would definitely go wild with rage.

On Yingbin Street, the sharp group of people who continued to do market research resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were jumping around and looking at this, and then looking at that, a childlike innocence. Destroyed look.

"Boss, I want this, bring the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the trinkets on a nearby booth and asked Sharp for money.

She followed Xia Qi's fingers sharply, and when she looked at the thing she was pointing at, her eyes lit up, and she hurriedly asked, "Do you girls like this kind of thing?"

"What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"

"Oh, this lady has such a good eye. This is a new product that I came in from 'Xiangwei House'. You smell this fragrance, it will last for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged 'woman', look When a business came to the door, she quickly sold her products to Xia Qi who was standing in front of her booth.

"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharp suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Qian who was standing beside him.

When Shen Qian heard the sharp question, he was astonished as if he was looking at a monster. He looked up and down sharply, and said, "I said eldest brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, how come you don't even know what this is? what?"

"Where does all this nonsense come from, hurry up?" The sharp and urgent voice changed a bit.