Need for Heavenly Medicine

"Ah, oh oh... oh!"

"Old man, what are you doing? Look I found this!"

Surrounded by the mountains of Shennongjia, there are three cabins standing side by side. A boy about ten years old appeared in front of the leftmost cabin holding a handful of long grass with scarlet dots in his hand.

Before entering the door, a loud and powerful voice drifted in first.

"Ahem, boy, can't you call me master? I have raised you for more than ten years...!"

An old man in a white undershirt in the cabin closed his notebook with lightning speed, and shouted to the door.

"boom!"

The door of the cabin was slammed open from the outside, and the boy had already barged in.

"Come on, the person who asked me to call you master hasn't been born yet... You're already old, and you can't listen to it for two years before belching, wouldn't it be a waste of my precious feelings? So... don't call me! "

The boy rolled his eyes and replied with a playful smile to the old man.

"Get out, I'm practicing, what are you doing here?"

The old man was obviously immune to the boy's temper, and asked in embarrassment instead of anger.

"Practice? Eight years ago, you always talked about practicing, and you hid in your room for a few hours as an excuse not to come out. There were bursts of screams from men and women inside, ahhh... ohhh, do you think I'm so easy to deceive?"

Hearing what the old man said, the young man suddenly became angry. He looked at the red-faced old man and his crotch was obviously bulging, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile in a tone that I knew a long time ago.

"you...!"

The old man was powerless to refute the boy's words, following the boy's eyes, he saw the big bag in his crotch, quickly covered it with both hands, and shouted in embarrassment.

"Hey, old guy, what kind of movie is it? A small island movie? Cough cough, lend me to enjoy it...!"

The young man looked at the embarrassed old man in front of him playfully, and approached him with a playful smile. This thick-skinned man was unimaginably thick-skinned.

"Get out, what are you looking for me for?"

Although the old man was about 70 or [-] years old, his agility was outrageous. When he kicked down, the boy didn't even have a chance to dodge, and his footing suddenly became unstable, and he kicked a big horse.

"Old guy, I don't want to play like this, I just want to see what postures I can learn, my young and strong boy, I can't see a woman in the depths of this mountain, all sows are like Xishi! "

The boy patted the dirt on his body aggrieved, stood up and muttered.

"Hmph, don't think I don't know, I bought your computer for more than 1 RMB, the configuration is so high, but the memory in every disk inside is full, and there are more than 30 mobile hard disks? They are all 500g, and they are all full, how many good things have you hidden?"

The old man gave the boy a blank look with an unfathomable expression, and then asked.

"This... This is my treasure. Hehe, I'm a handsome young man who is full of vigor and chic. If I stay in this kind of mountain, can't I have some hobbies of my own?"

With a helpless expression on the boy's face, he said to the old man.

"I'm wondering, how on earth did you finish watching so many treasures, I watch a movie for hours every day!"

The old man quietly squeezed his crotch with his hands, and found that the big bag was no longer obvious after talking with the boy in a short time, so he sat upright and asked.

"Hey, old guy, don't you know that there is a fast-forward in the computer player? You also said to practice, but you missed it! Whoosh...Old guy, I'm leaving first!"

"You...what did you stuff in my crotch? Ah...an immortal tickle...Wang Lele, get out of here!"

While talking to the old man, the boy quietly approached the old man, and then stuffed the scarlet-dotted long grass into his crotch with lightning speed. . . !

Immortal itch is the name of a poisonous weed. This kind of long grass is covered with dense white fluffs, and there are countless red fluffs on the scarlet spots on it. The red fluffs are very poisonous.

As long as a piece of this fairy itching poisonous weed is contaminated with human skin, it will be extremely itchy, but it is not red, swollen and festered, but itchy, and the contaminated part must be scratched continuously with hands.

Wang Lele stuffed a large handful of poisonous weeds into the old man's crotch. One could imagine how serious the consequences would be. Even an immortal could itch the poisonous weeds that scratched the skin, so how could the old man not scream.

"Hey, old man, take your time and enjoy it as if I don't exist!"

Wang Lele's laughing voice came from outside the cabin, the old man was so angry that his teeth were itching, he wished he could kick this little bastard to death.

"Ugh, it's so itchy, it feels weird! Ah...!"

The old man hurriedly loosened his trousers, and while pulling out the fairy itching poisonous weed, he muttered, but when he saw that his old bird was swollen like a white radish, he let out another scream.

Wang Lele wasn't worried that the old man would scratch his skin because of the extreme itching, because he knew that the old man had a way to treat this poisonous weed, and today was a very good harvest for him.

Immortal Itching Poisonous Weed is also known as Beauty Stripping Weed. This kind of poisonous herb is used to refine a liquid medicine in a special way and apply it somewhere. No matter what chaste and strong woman, as long as it is contaminated here, it will definitely itch all over the body, even in public. He will also scratch his own clothes.

This time, Wang Lele found a large area where the beauty's stripping weed grew. This time, there was a large bundle of it. After leaving the cabin, he began to quickly refine the venom.

Someone is going to ask, since this kind of fairy itching poisonous weed is so terrifying, why is Wang Lele okay?

this. . .Ahem, I forgot to mention that this year, Wang Lele grew up without a father or a mother. When he was picked up by the old man, he was dying beside a trash can outside a chemical factory.

Due to his frail health and the presence of harmful gases near the chemical plant all year round, the young Wang Lele became invulnerable after ingesting a large amount of these harmful gases.

It was precisely because of this invulnerable physique that Wang Lele was able to avoid the toxicity of poisonous weeds. It was also for this reason that he was taught superb medical and poison techniques by his current master, the old man.

The phrase "green out of blue and better than blue" could not be more appropriate for Wang Lele. Although he is young, he has far surpassed the old man in terms of poison and medicine.

The old man treats Wang Lele just like he treats his grandson. He imparts all his skills and has no secrets at all. After discovering that he has such an astonishing potential, he has treasured himself for many years and has not yet fully comprehended the classics. Study for him.

"Wang Lele, come here, I have something to tell you!"

The old man stood behind Wang Lele at some point, and said to him in a very solemn tone.

"What's the matter? This is Shennongjia, and it's still deep in the mountains. It's just the two of us. Do you think our words will be heard by others?"

Wang Lele turned around and gave the old man a white look, and then continued to add various poisonous plants and insects to the cauldron for refining the venom without any scruples.

The old man was rendered speechless by Wang Lele's words. He circulated the true energy in his body to resist the itching in his lower body, and tried every means to lure Wang Lele over.

It's not that the old man has no way to relieve the itching, it's just that the procedure is relatively cumbersome, and he has to go up the mountain to collect herbs, so it's fine if it's an ordinary place.

But the root of the thigh is very itchy, and as long as the foot moves a little, the itching will quickly intensify. In this situation, the old man thought of another way.

"Come here, something is really going on!"

With his right hand behind his back, the old man looked unfathomable. Who would have thought that he was suffering from the poisonous itchy weeds of immortals?

"Hmph, come on, I know what you're thinking, why don't you take advantage of my unpreparedness, give me a knife, and then use my blood to detoxify the beauty's stripping weed on your body!"

Wang Lele didn't even look back, and just said something, the old man Xiaosi was seen through just like that.

Because all poisons are invulnerable, Wang Lele's blood naturally has an antibody. Now he is no different from Tang Monk's flesh. If he is discovered by the so-called scientists, he must be dissected and studied.

"It's fairy itching poisonous weed, what beauty stripping weed?"

Hearing Wang Lele's words, the old man raised his eyebrows and beard in anger. He really didn't know that this poisonous weed had such a nasty name.

"Tch, I said yes, why are you grabbing clothes with your hands now? 'Beauty'?"

Wang Lele turned around and happened to see the old man gently scratching his lower body with his hands, and teased the old man with a triumphant look.

"Little bastard, watch how I deal with you!"

When the old man heard Wang Lele's ridicule, he suddenly became furious, and his body suddenly jumped, and he came to Wang Lele, and stretched out his hand to grab the other party's collar.

Where did Wang Lele think that the old man would do it if he said so?As soon as I was distracted, I was caught right away, and now I couldn't run even if I wanted to.

The old man is not Wang Lele's opponent in terms of medical and poison skills, but in terms of skill, ten Wang Lele are not his opponents either.

The old man's zhenqi has been condensed for more than 50 years, which is equivalent to the skill of a Jiazi, but Wang Lele has just condensed his zhenqi for ten years, so how could he be the old man's opponent?

"do not move!"

The old man had already revealed the small knife hidden in his right hand, and was about to cut Wang Lele's skin, but who would have thought that at this critical moment, Wang Lele would shout loudly.

"Buzz!"

The old man was taken aback by his roar for a moment, and after regaining his senses, he wanted to continue cutting the knife, but there was a buzzing sound above his head.

"Murdering poisonous bees? Boy, you are cruel! Sigh... ah!"

The knife in the old man's hand slashed across Wang Lele's white arm like lightning, he sucked a mouthful of blood and fled quickly. Of course, the scream behind him was from Wang Lele.

An old naughty boy, a ghost, spent 18 years of playing around like this. Wang Lele didn't even know the name of the old man. He was used to calling him old guy since he was a child, or it was a nickname.