super ambiguous

"Don't mention it, I'm almost depressed to death."

Guo Qiming threw himself on the bed, and ignored the rain all over his body. Judging by his appearance, he really seemed to have received a big blow.

Yang Xie was delighted, and Lu Dejin also got up from the bed, and said with a smile: "Could it be that you took Du Yuqing to watch an island literary film?"

"What kind of literary film, am I that kind of person?" Guo Qiming glared at Luther King angrily, and said, "It's a horror movie, no, a horror scene appeared within a few minutes, I quickly covered it I touched Haruko's eyes, but she didn't like it, and said, 'I'm not afraid, what are you doing covering my eyes', I insisted on covering my eyes, but she got angry."

"You care about her too, but why is she angry?" Li Shenghua couldn't figure it out. Are women so difficult to serve?Ling Wei is very good to him, she never loses her temper and takes good care of herself.

Guo Qiming sighed faintly, and said, "Aren't I afraid that she will find out that I'm scared to pee?"

Everyone: "..."

"I'm really fed up. I've been angry for the whole movie, and I got revenge on me when I came out. It made me angry. You know, I'm also a man with a temper!"

"Don't talk about bad temper, how did Qingzi retaliate against you?" Lu Dejin asked with a smile. He was always curious about Guo Qiming's affairs. If this kid's experience was written into a book, it would definitely be possible in the future. It's a big seller, his every day is the essence of the funny world.

"As soon as the movie finished, Haruko took my hand and left." Guo Qiming showed a sad and indignant expression, and everyone couldn't understand. How could such a warm scene have something to do with revenge?

Guo Qiming glanced at the three of them, gritted his teeth, and said, "The broadcast is playing on a loop next to it, so please bring your trash with you..."

Everyone: "..."

Yang Xie shook his head speechlessly, and said with a smile: "You asked for it yourself. After watching a midnight theater, you actually took Qingzi to watch a horror movie. You deserve Qingzi to be angry."

Guo Qiming sat up from the bed quickly, and asked curiously, "Boss, do you mean that Qingzi is not angry because I covered her eyes?"

"Of course not. Haruko is just blaming you for being confused. When people watch movies, girls are always required to cuddle in the arms of boys, and when there is a scary scene, they have to hug her tightly. You can do it all the time." What happened?"

Yang Xie looked like he hated iron but steel, and asked, "Did you hug her?"

"No……"

"Did you kiss her?"

"also not……"

"Then this movie is for nothing." Yang Xie shrugged, and said: "The most annoying thing is that horror movies were watched when you first fell in love. When you are in love, you should watch romance movies! "

Guo Qiming was immediately dumbfounded. This is just watching a movie, and there is so much knowledge in it?Nima, falling in love is really a nerve-wracking thing.

Of course, for Guo Qiming, this is not a problem, after all, how can a brain be hurt if you don't have a brain?

Yang Xie patted Guo Qiming's shoulder with a smile, and said, "Work hard..."

Seeing that Yang Xie was about to turn his head to leave, Guo Qiming rushed forward, hugged Yang Xie's thigh tightly, and cried, "Boss, please advise, how to solve this mistake..."

"You don't need to bother the boss with such a simple matter, I understand it all." Lu Dejin laughed and winked at Guo Qiming.

Guo Qiming looked at Lu Dejin suspiciously, only to see that Lu Dejin lowered his voice, and said: "Call Du Yuqing to the dormitory, show her the educational film that the boss brought back from Japan this time, and then give her Yes, make sure she is obedient, woman, before becoming your person, she is the queen, you have to serve her, after that, she will become a maid and have to serve you..."

Lu Dejin, Li Shenghua, and Yang Xie had vicious expressions on their faces, and they giggled, which made Guo Qiming suspicious: "It really works?"

The three nodded together.

Guo Qiming immediately became excited, waved his hands like he was picking up trash, and said, "The three of you can find any nest for the night, the dormitory is requisitioned by me tonight."

wipe!

The three of Yang Xie pointed at Guo Qiming with their middle fingers, Nima, it's raining, where should the brothers go?Before the discussion was settled, Guo Qiming called Du Yuqing, and said with a low eyebrow, "Qingzi, Boss and the others are not coming back to the dormitory. I'm afraid by myself, why don't you come and watch the movie with me?" ah?"

"What, are you sleepy? Don't worry, come here..."

The three of Yang Xie snickered, Yang Xie yawned, and said with a low laugh: "It seems that there is no need to look for a place, the third child can't figure it out."

"Yes, yes, the quilt is still comfortable, I don't want to go to other places to sleep overnight..."

"Third brother, fortunately you are not attractive enough..." Li Shenghua is a master at making up swords, just like his style of playing masturbation and masturbation.

Guo Qiming's face was flushed, and he suddenly shouted loudly: "If you are told to come here, you will come here, what are you doing with the labor and management? Believe it or not, I will slap you? Let me tell you, women should obey three virtues and four virtues. Look at Yun Yao, look at you again, don't you know how to be ashamed? I love you, I love you, I dote on you, but I am also a man. When I die, take good care of me, and I will let you know what a Northeast man is!"

Out of the corner of Guo Qiming's eye, he saw Yang Xie and the three of them being suppressed by him, and he was a little proud. He knew that the man is also a person with a temper, right?You know the man is domineering enough, right?Look up, dicks, I am your unreachable god!

Just about to continue giving a speech, Yang Xie couldn't help coughing anymore, Guo Qiming looked at Yang Xie, frowned and said, "Boss, don't stop me, a woman like this won't be bleeding continuously for seven days a month." The dead powerful creature owes a lesson, let me scold you for another five yuan, you know, I am also a bloody man with a temper!"

Yang Xie coughed again, and said, "San, I didn't mean to stop you, but don't you think our dormitory is not well ventilated? The door seems to be closed?"

"The door?" Guo Qiming glanced in the direction of the door subconsciously, and saw a girl looking at him with fiery eyes. His mobile phone was so frightened that it almost dropped on the floor. He caught it in a hurry and put it on the side table. Come on, and said with a sneer: "It's a scam call, scold him to death, Qingzi, why are you so fast? Aren't you already in the dormitory?"

Du Yuqing stepped in, put the thermos on the table forcefully, and said with a sneer, "If I were in the dormitory, would I still hear such a big show? Okay, Guo Qiming, you are brave enough Ah, are you still slapping me? Are you tired of working?"

The three of Yang Xie laughed so hard that their teeth almost fell out. Guo Qiming thought he could pretend to be a gentleman if the other party hung up the phone, but he was actually caught by Du Yuqing who came to deliver sweets. It will be very lively at night.

However, this kind of excitement is not easy to watch, Yang Xie and the three immediately slipped out of the dormitory, and then closed the door behind them.

Guo Qiming explained for a long time, but Du Yuqing didn't listen, and just sneered there, laughing until Guo Qiming's heart shuddered, but this idiot got angry and didn't care about 21, and said angrily: "Du Yuqing, you That's enough, if it wasn't for labor and management seeing that you are beautiful, gentle, lovely, and have a good figure and can take care of others, his sister would have broken up with you a long time ago!"

Du Yuqing laughed out loud...

This idiot can actually speak sweet words, how annoying...

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