super ambiguous

Huaguo, a certain village.

In a dimly lit room, a man with a simple and honest face rubbed his hands and looked at the blond foreigner in front of him, a glint of light occasionally flashed in his eyes. This is a typical Chinese, with the unique peasant cunning of Hua. .

"Mr. John, what price can you offer to buy my family's secret book?" The man licked his dry lips, and said, "It's being played on TV. After learning this secret book, you can fly over the wall..."

John looked at the man with a bit of sarcasm in his eyes. Even if the Huaguo government really made the exercises popular, it must be the lowest level of exercises. They want to fly over the wall?Slow down and dream!

However, this does not mean that this kind of exercise is useless. On the contrary, this kind of exercise is simply too useful. After all, after a nation's physical fitness is improved in an all-round way, the outstanding people selected at that time will definitely stronger than before.

Just like raising Gu, once all the Gu insects are stronger, then the Gu king who wins in the end will naturally be stronger!

In this regard, the Chinese government is indeed at the forefront.

It's a pity that their powerful country will eventually be defeated by these small well citizens who only care about small profits in front of them!

Perhaps, after changing this exercise, the whole people of our own country can also practice it. With the strong physical fitness of the American people, more heroes will be born by then, and the future belongs to the American country!

John dropped a box and said, "I'll give you a book for this money."

This is a boxy lockbox, which is very common on TV. Those secret agents all carry such boxes. There is no password in the box. The man just pulls it lightly with both hands, and the box pops open. There are stacks of glowing red inside. The man's eyes stared straight at the soft sister coin.

In fact, the money in this box is only 100 million, but when the piles of money are stacked together, it makes people feel that the money here can even buy the whole world.

The man forced himself to suppress the greed in his heart, swallowed his saliva, and said: "My book is a secret book. I only have this book in my life. The government said that it can't be reported as lost, can't make up for it, and can't even read someone else's book... "

Snapped!

"Is this enough?" John dropped another box, and a murderous intent flashed in his eyes: "You can't be too greedy, sometimes contentment is the most important thing, isn't it?"

"Enough is enough..." The man smiled, then took out a book from under the pillow, and handed it to John. Foreigners are really easy to deceive, it's just a broken book, and you can sell it for a few hundred yuan. , he is willing to spend so much money to buy it, and he is willing to pay double the price by cheating him casually...

What a fool with a lot of money...

John glanced at the man, and his eyes were full of contempt. Now any country is willing to spend hundreds of millions or even tens of billions to buy such a book, but this country bumpkin only exchanged 200 million Chinese dollars. National currency?

The mighty Huaguo was defeated by these tiny moths!

This scene is happening all over the country. The various spies and agents in Huaguo have reached the highest peak in history. Although countless spies are killed every day, there are still many people who continue to sneak into Huaguo. It is precisely this thin book of cheats that...

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It is not too difficult for a book to be brought out of the country of China. John has already returned to the country of America without too much effort. The book quickly reached the highest level at the speed of a rocket. Men from the United States gathered in the conference room. Among them were the strongest among warriors, scholars of Chinese characters, and high-level officials from the United States. The only purpose of their coming here was naturally to break the Hunyuan Jue.

What they need is just to see the cheat book that cost hundreds of millions of dollars and the blood of many American soldiers, and it has completely become the output of the American people...

The first ones to attack were naturally experts in the study of the Chinese language, but they were shocked by the first sentence of the Hunyuan Jue.

——Dan Jing, emptiness is not a name, nothing can be transformed into action, the qi is self-opening, the light is not the reality, and the reality is not the opening.

"Damn it, how can this become Yingwen?"

That's right, Huaguo and foreign countries follow two systems. This can be seen from the understanding of the human body between Chinese medicine and Western medicine. If the secret book talks about the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, maybe they can forcibly identify what is going on. What is the position, but once they use things like dantian and qi, they can only feel blind...

Well, if you don’t understand it, just skip it, first figure out the specific cultivation method, and then use yourself as a template to follow the gourd to figure out the cheats of the American country. It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?

So these people went on to read it again, um, indeed they understood every word, but when combined together, it was completely inexplicable.

Alright, bite the bullet and practice accordingly, hey, what is this meridian, what exactly is it?

As a last resort, the United States can only find some Chinese of American origin to practice, but what is surprising is that there are nearly a hundred people in the United States who have learned the exercises every now and then, but none of them can master it...

The United States suddenly fell into a state of bewilderment...

This kind of farce is also staged in Goose Country, Ying Country, Fa Country, Japan, etc. countries. As for Chao Country, they disdain this despicable practice.

Under the leadership of their great Jin Panpan, they developed their own kung fu techniques. The people of Chaoguo cheered from top to bottom. Holding Jin Panpan's hands, he told the great man from heaven unswervingly: "The people of the dynasty have absolute loyalty to the leader, and they will help the great man unify the water blue star. Even if they die in battle, they must get back up again."

As a result, Jin Panpan was rated as the number one handsome guy in Aquamarine, and he has gained worldwide reputation widely.

When Yang Xie got the news, he was already rejoicing. Fortunately, the small corner of Chaoguo had never seen anything in the world. He thought that his strength was really only the fourth level of Tiandi Xuanhuang. Otherwise, I am afraid that the report would have to be changed. In Chaoguo, the masters are definitely walking all over the place, and they are not as good as dogs. As for the Emperor Zhan, he hugged Jin Panpan's thick thighs tightly and told Jin Panpan that without great men, they would not be where they are today.

Then, weeping uncontrollably...

Of course, according to the usual practice, this is not Gao Jian. Gao Jian jumped out from Bangziguo, saying that the Hunyuan Jue was researched by Bangziguo, but unfortunately it was stolen by the despicable Huaguo. China's despicable behavior does not rule out using all means to protect the rights of Bangzi from infringement.

Finally, Bangzi Kingdom solemnly stated that Bangzi are the most noble race in the world, and Bangzi Kingdom is the center of the universe, which is extremely sacred!You bastards, the whole country should kneel down and worship!

Regarding this statement, Yu Zhihong just sneered, gave a middle finger in private, and ignored it.

Yu Zhihong has already begun to hesitate, whether to throw Yang Xie to Bangzi Country for a while, and let him severely harm Bangzi Country, but by then, this country that doesn't even have innate masters will probably be very miserable, right?

After all, for Yu Zhihong, apart from Riben, the worst thing for him is Bangziguo, who jumps up and down all day, like a monkey.

(Hey, don't insult the monkey! What happened to the monkey? The Jade Emperor was beaten by a monkey, okay?)

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