super ambiguous

"Boss, you are my real boss."

In the cafeteria, Guo Qiming gobbled it up, but he was full of pride in his heart. He cleverly got the food expenses for the remaining half month, and he really admired himself more and more!You say that a man does not rely on his face to eat, but on his wisdom. How capable is this man?right?

Yang Xie said angrily: "Isn't there a room fee in our dormitory? If you don't have any money, you can get it yourself? As for waiting until I come back? If I don't come back today, don't you need to eat?"

"Hehe, the sheer fee is hot to hold." Guo Qiming replied, but he didn't think so in his heart. The sheer fee has to be paid back, but it's free to ask the boss for money. Do you think I'm stupid?

Yang Xie rubbed his face helplessly with his hands, what's the matter, the eight-pack abs in his lower abdomen must have come from a wry smile, right?

Guo Qiming was working hard on the last piece of braised pig's trotter when his cell phone rang. When Guo Qiming saw it, he immediately grinned, "It's Qingzi."

"Haruko, what do you want me for?"

"Guo Qiming, do you really think of me as your girlfriend?"

"Yes, of course there is. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of me." Guo Qiming directly started the nasty and interesting mode.

"You have no money to eat, why don't you ask me to get it? But you just post it on Weibo? Is there any problem with getting some money from each other between boyfriend and girlfriend?" Du Yuqing on the other end of the phone was a little annoyed.

"Of course there is a problem. How can I use your money? Wouldn't that be a bad guy?" Guo Qiming took it for granted. It's okay for you to give me a mobile phone, but if you use your money, what will others do? look at me?

We are old men!What is it like to spend your girlfriend's money?

Du Yuqing laughed angrily: "Young boy? Is there any boy who looks like you? Guo Qiming, the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend is one. I belong to you, so naturally my money is also yours."

"That's different. Anyway, I don't need your money." Guo Qiming shook his head like a rattle. He was a masculine man, and he still used his girlfriend's money. If he said it, wouldn't he be laughed to death?Labor and management would rather sell their essence, maybe after one semester, the money they sell can buy a house!

"Guo Qiming, you bastard!" Du Yuqing was furious and yelled at the phone, which shocked even Yang Xie who was next to him to helplessly shrug his shoulders. These two happy enemies, if they don't fight for a day, they will panic...

Seeing that Du Yuqing was angry, Guo Qiming immediately lost his sense of control, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, count me in the wrong, can't you count me in the wrong? Don't be angry."

"Guo Qiming, go to hell!" Du Yuqing yelled, and then hung up the phone. When Guo Qiming called again, the other party had already hung up.

Guo Qiming was dumbfounded immediately, looked at Yang Xie, and said innocently: "Boss, why is she angry? Why is she angry again? Is she sick? Is she fucking sick?"

Seeing Guo Qiming's confused expression, Yang Xie sighed, and said, "I'm talking about the third child, what did you say to Qingzi in the last sentence?"

Guo Qiming thought for a while and said, "I said, I was wrong..."

"Yes, this is the sentence. For girls, your sentence has a completely different interpretation from your literal meaning. From their point of view, it is equivalent to this meaning - labor and capital have given you such a big step down, you Don't be shameless, do you think you are courting death?"

"Tell me, can Haruko not be angry?"

"..." This sentence can also interpret so many messy things?Guo Qiming was dumbfounded and said, "Then what should we do now?"

"Apologize." Yang Xie shrugged. Men, you have to be bold. Why bother with a little girl? Anyway, if ten men quarrel with their girlfriends, eight of them will lose, and the remaining two will win. If you have a girlfriend, you will probably be dumped soon. As long as you don't want to be single, then you can apologize.

Anyway, after the quarrel, women also know that they are unreasonable, they just want to use the quarrel to see if the man cares about them?So as long as you apologize, she will definitely forgive you!

"But Haruko's phone is off!" Guo Qiming called again, but it was still off.

Yang Xie sighed, emotional intelligence is very important, without emotional intelligence, it is really hard to talk about relationships.

"Well, let me tell you what girls think after they quarrel, and you will know what to do."

Yang Xie paused, and said in a relatively exaggerated tone: "Why didn't he come to me? Didn't I show my anger clearly enough? Did he fall in love with someone else? Did I make trouble for no reason and he ignored me? .I miss him so much, I really want to go to him and hug him...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Is it? He definitely doesn’t love me anymore!!! The bastard bastard broke up!”

"This is the various stages after a girl gets angry. If you let her be quiet, I'm afraid you will be turned into an ex-boyfriend..."

"Ah...boss, please help..." Guo Qiming was stunned. If he was single again, how could he continue to mock those single dogs on bbs?

"Still don't understand?" Yang Xie was a little speechless, Guo Qiming was determined to be an emotional idiot, and it was indeed a high profile for him to find a girlfriend like this...

"She should turn on the phone after a while. Besides, you have to show the sincerity of apologizing. Why don't you just go to her directly."

After Yang Xie's voice fell, Guo Qiming ran away in a flash, not even eating the braised pig's trotters.After successfully sneaking into the girls' dormitory, Guo Qiming ran to Du Yuqing's dormitory, and saw Du Yuqing slapping the big bear he gave her vigorously, venting his anger.

"Bastard! You bastard! You still don't call to comfort me after I've turned it on! You bastard!"

In Du Yuqing's dormitory, the curtains of the other girls' beds were all down. It was probably during lunch break. Guo Qiming couldn't care less, so he opened the door and walked in. Then he hugged Du Yuqing and said in an awkward way: "Qingzi ,I was wrong……"

Qingzi's body froze, but she turned around and beat Guo Qiming vigorously, muttering: "What are you doing here, get out, I don't want you anymore, get out!"

This time, Guo Qiming hugged Du Yuqing even more tightly.

"Hate it!" Du Yuqing said angrily, "You hate it the most!"

"Yes, yes, I hate it the most, don't be angry anymore." Guo Qiming hugged Du Yuqing happily, the boss is mighty, no wonder he can easily sit firmly on the Diaoyutai, and he has fully grasped the girl's mind.

"I hate it, Qiming, I find that you don't love me more and more, you treat your boss better than me!" Du Yuqing pouted her mouth high, and stretched out her hand to draw circles on Guo Qiming's body.

"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I not love you?"

“好，证明你爱我，明天我不吃饭了，你去把你们宿舍老大揍一顿。”

Guo Qiming looked puzzled and said, "Why did you beat our boss?"

Du Yuqing cried and said: "You really don't love me anymore, you don't even ask me why I don't eat anymore!"

Guo Qiming: "..."

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[The reason why I created the image of Guo Qiming is actually to transfer some things in life that are not easy to write on the protagonist, such as quarreling with his girlfriend, and so on. After all, there are many fans of the kitten They are all young people, and they are all going through the process of falling in love. It is common to quarrel, but some people can't handle it well.Here, Kitty only hopes that everyone can learn some useful knowledge while laughing, ahem...don't call me stupid...]

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