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Chapter 185 Humor is not humor
Yang Xie was very sad, and the result of his sadness was to go to find Xu Yunyao. After all, looking at her generous chest that was as tall as the Himalayas, he felt that the wound in his heart would be healed soon...
"Man, how is the quality of your roommates?" Xu Yunyao asked curiously while eating. She was also entrusted by others. After all, freshman girls have gone through three years of torture in high school, and they are also full of enthusiasm for university. All kinds of fantasies, especially the flowers before the moon and the moon, who doesn't cherish spring?
So, when I learned that Xu Yunyao had a boyfriend at the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering at Rongcheng University, she was pushed out by those women, and made friends as soon as possible, so as not to be preempted by other women. After all, the ratio of men to women in the School of Economics and Management is 1: 3 yo, they naturally want to develop resources outside first.
Yang Xie thought for a while and asked, "Do the girls in your dormitory have any requirements for boys?"
"Request?" Xu Yunyao blinked her big beautiful eyes and said, "Strong, rich, humorous, cute!"
"Okay, we have all the dormitories." Yang Xie came to a conclusion. Although each of these qualities is separate, they still barely meet the standard. With an all-around player like himself, it should be more than enough to gather a humorous quality, right?
There shouldn't be any girl who would say "looking humorous is not humorous", right?
"Really?" Xu Yunyao looked at Yang Xie suspiciously, but she blushed when she saw it. She bit her lip and said softly: "No matter what they look like, since you are in this dormitory, no matter what No matter how much I boast, it can be realized on you in the end, they can't blame me."
These words seemed to be the most powerful medicine, and immediately warmed Yang Xie's heart. I never thought that I had reached such a level in Xu Yunyao's heart. Without Ye Yunong's supervision, there would be no more The caretaker of Xu Yunyao's parents, I don't know if I can manage it...
Looking at Xu Yunyao whose head was about to be buried in her body, Yang Xie gave a dry cough, but reached out to hold Xu Yunyao's little hand. She trembled slightly, but did not break free. Yang Xie felt that the little hand was soft, Wet, ice-cold, very comfortable to hold.
Yang Xie rubbed gently, the woman's hand is strange, always so soft and boneless, so comfortable to touch, Yang Xie hoped to touch the end of the world, but Xu Yunyao finally shrank back, because She wants to eat with this hand...
Oops……
"Then let's discuss time for friendship." Yang Xie smiled, those animals must be impatient, after all, they can't wait to find a girlfriend in one night, this is also a common problem of men.
"Okay." Xu Yunyao nodded vigorously, then deliberately put on a serious face, and said, "You can't like those girls in our dormitory. There are reports on the Internet that girls in the same dormitory become stepmothers. I don't want us There is also a sister in the dormitory..."
Hearing Xu Yunyao's muttering, Yang Xie was stunned, can't he be in the same dormitory?That means other dormitories are allowed?
Is this the logic?
Well, maybe I am out, the earth is no longer the earth I know...
Just after eating, Yang Xie's cell phone rang, and Guo Qiming yelled on the phone: "Boss, where are you? We'll pick you up in the past, let's go out and drink together, bro, I'll get drunk after a few nights."
The first event in the dormitory, and I was the boss, so it was hard to refuse, so Yang Xie could only tell them the location. Seeing Xu Yunyao looking at him with beautiful big eyes, Yang Xie smiled and said: "The three in the dormitory Animals, let's drink together."
"Oh, then I'll go back first. Since we're all friends, it's better to wait until we meet again." Xu Yunyao was a little disappointed. She had planned to stay with Yang Xie all the time at night. There were a lot of conversations in the school. The sanctuary of love.
Love Corridor, Aegean Island, Love Forest...
It seems only next time.
Yang Xie sent Xu Yunyao out of the cafeteria, and watched her trot away in the distance. Xu Yunyao was like a carefree elf. If he hadn't got vm, he probably wouldn't have been able to have such an intersection with her. ?
"Boss, you are our real boss!" Guo Qiming's wretched voice sounded behind him, and that big hand like a steel claw fell on Yang Xie's shoulder one after another, leaving Yang Xie speechless. , still not shot to death by this kid?
Yang Xie turned his head speechlessly. Sure enough, the three boys looked at him with ecstasy, as if a dog who had been hungry for several years saw a big meat bun...
——You are the big meat bun!
In short, these three people looked hungry and thirsty, and even Li Shenghua, who claimed to be cute, clenched his fists tightly, and his eyes sparkled: "Boss, was that sister-in-law just now? The quality of their dormitory is about the same as hers?"
Although they only saw their backs, they couldn't stop their imagination.
"Ahem, I have a pure male-female relationship with her, but I really have friendship with their dormitory." As soon as Yang Xie finished speaking, his body was picked up by Guo Qiming, while Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua cheered from the sidelines. The three guys have been hungry and thirsty for too long...
Anyone who can bring them women's welfare is their hero!
……
Lu Dejin originally wanted to find a better hotel to have a good drink, but at this time, not to mention the hotel, even the small restaurants and food stalls near the school gate were full, all of which were occupied by this year's freshmen. After all, what dorm doesn't need a drink and a connection?
Finally, in the 202 dormitory, I found a food stall by the beach and settled for a bit. Actually, it’s not too bad. The environment here is quite good, with soft sand, and the tables stand on the sand, not far away. It is the Rongjiang River, with a little bit of white lines wandering around under the lights at night, which has a special taste.
"Boss, bring the menu." Guo Qiming sat on the table and knocked hard on the table, and soon a little girl ran over and asked with wide eyes, "What do you want to eat?"
Guo Qiming's voice suddenly became quieter, but Lu Dejin casually glanced at the menu, frowned slightly and said, "Just order a dozen or so dishes, and a few boxes of beer."
Yang Xie laughed immediately. Although he had only been in contact with him for a day, the bad friends in the dormitory are really good. Let's not talk about anything else, let's just say that Lu Dejin has money in his family, but he doesn't know how to bully others. He didn't get angry after eating a dish, and he was obviously not used to eating food stalls or drinking beer, but he was able to quickly adjust his position...
It's not easy...
Although the food stalls have simple dishes, drinking depends on the atmosphere. Isn't that what universities are like?Just a few dishes and a case of beer can be enough to drink?
The food came out soon, and Yang Xie ordered some rice for them. After all, he had already eaten it, but the three of them obviously didn't have it.
The flames of war quickly ignited, and the three animals unanimously aimed their guns at Yang Xie. However, with Yang Xie's drinking capacity, how could he be afraid of this little beer? Those who didn't change their colors made the three of them feel a little bored, so they attacked each other.
Among the three, Guo Qiming has the best alcohol capacity, followed by Lu Dejin, and Li Shenghua has the worst alcohol capacity, but he doesn't know how to refuse at all. He drinks as soon as someone drinks with him. The teapot chatted...
Lu Dejin patted Li Shenghua, seeing that he ignored him and was only talking to the teapot, he burst out laughing, stood up and looked for the toilet to be waterproofed, Yang Xie also laughed, and after drinking five or six bottles, he also became a little swollen , So I stood up and walked along the beach. The night wind blew across the river, bringing a burst of coolness, which was very comfortable.
After walking for a while, Yang Xie actually heard a quarrel coming from the front, and Yang Xie knew the source of the quarrel. Isn't this the girl with long legs?
"Man, how is the quality of your roommates?" Xu Yunyao asked curiously while eating. She was also entrusted by others. After all, freshman girls have gone through three years of torture in high school, and they are also full of enthusiasm for university. All kinds of fantasies, especially the flowers before the moon and the moon, who doesn't cherish spring?
So, when I learned that Xu Yunyao had a boyfriend at the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering at Rongcheng University, she was pushed out by those women, and made friends as soon as possible, so as not to be preempted by other women. After all, the ratio of men to women in the School of Economics and Management is 1: 3 yo, they naturally want to develop resources outside first.
Yang Xie thought for a while and asked, "Do the girls in your dormitory have any requirements for boys?"
"Request?" Xu Yunyao blinked her big beautiful eyes and said, "Strong, rich, humorous, cute!"
"Okay, we have all the dormitories." Yang Xie came to a conclusion. Although each of these qualities is separate, they still barely meet the standard. With an all-around player like himself, it should be more than enough to gather a humorous quality, right?
There shouldn't be any girl who would say "looking humorous is not humorous", right?
"Really?" Xu Yunyao looked at Yang Xie suspiciously, but she blushed when she saw it. She bit her lip and said softly: "No matter what they look like, since you are in this dormitory, no matter what No matter how much I boast, it can be realized on you in the end, they can't blame me."
These words seemed to be the most powerful medicine, and immediately warmed Yang Xie's heart. I never thought that I had reached such a level in Xu Yunyao's heart. Without Ye Yunong's supervision, there would be no more The caretaker of Xu Yunyao's parents, I don't know if I can manage it...
Looking at Xu Yunyao whose head was about to be buried in her body, Yang Xie gave a dry cough, but reached out to hold Xu Yunyao's little hand. She trembled slightly, but did not break free. Yang Xie felt that the little hand was soft, Wet, ice-cold, very comfortable to hold.
Yang Xie rubbed gently, the woman's hand is strange, always so soft and boneless, so comfortable to touch, Yang Xie hoped to touch the end of the world, but Xu Yunyao finally shrank back, because She wants to eat with this hand...
Oops……
"Then let's discuss time for friendship." Yang Xie smiled, those animals must be impatient, after all, they can't wait to find a girlfriend in one night, this is also a common problem of men.
"Okay." Xu Yunyao nodded vigorously, then deliberately put on a serious face, and said, "You can't like those girls in our dormitory. There are reports on the Internet that girls in the same dormitory become stepmothers. I don't want us There is also a sister in the dormitory..."
Hearing Xu Yunyao's muttering, Yang Xie was stunned, can't he be in the same dormitory?That means other dormitories are allowed?
Is this the logic?
Well, maybe I am out, the earth is no longer the earth I know...
Just after eating, Yang Xie's cell phone rang, and Guo Qiming yelled on the phone: "Boss, where are you? We'll pick you up in the past, let's go out and drink together, bro, I'll get drunk after a few nights."
The first event in the dormitory, and I was the boss, so it was hard to refuse, so Yang Xie could only tell them the location. Seeing Xu Yunyao looking at him with beautiful big eyes, Yang Xie smiled and said: "The three in the dormitory Animals, let's drink together."
"Oh, then I'll go back first. Since we're all friends, it's better to wait until we meet again." Xu Yunyao was a little disappointed. She had planned to stay with Yang Xie all the time at night. There were a lot of conversations in the school. The sanctuary of love.
Love Corridor, Aegean Island, Love Forest...
It seems only next time.
Yang Xie sent Xu Yunyao out of the cafeteria, and watched her trot away in the distance. Xu Yunyao was like a carefree elf. If he hadn't got vm, he probably wouldn't have been able to have such an intersection with her. ?
"Boss, you are our real boss!" Guo Qiming's wretched voice sounded behind him, and that big hand like a steel claw fell on Yang Xie's shoulder one after another, leaving Yang Xie speechless. , still not shot to death by this kid?
Yang Xie turned his head speechlessly. Sure enough, the three boys looked at him with ecstasy, as if a dog who had been hungry for several years saw a big meat bun...
——You are the big meat bun!
In short, these three people looked hungry and thirsty, and even Li Shenghua, who claimed to be cute, clenched his fists tightly, and his eyes sparkled: "Boss, was that sister-in-law just now? The quality of their dormitory is about the same as hers?"
Although they only saw their backs, they couldn't stop their imagination.
"Ahem, I have a pure male-female relationship with her, but I really have friendship with their dormitory." As soon as Yang Xie finished speaking, his body was picked up by Guo Qiming, while Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua cheered from the sidelines. The three guys have been hungry and thirsty for too long...
Anyone who can bring them women's welfare is their hero!
……
Lu Dejin originally wanted to find a better hotel to have a good drink, but at this time, not to mention the hotel, even the small restaurants and food stalls near the school gate were full, all of which were occupied by this year's freshmen. After all, what dorm doesn't need a drink and a connection?
Finally, in the 202 dormitory, I found a food stall by the beach and settled for a bit. Actually, it’s not too bad. The environment here is quite good, with soft sand, and the tables stand on the sand, not far away. It is the Rongjiang River, with a little bit of white lines wandering around under the lights at night, which has a special taste.
"Boss, bring the menu." Guo Qiming sat on the table and knocked hard on the table, and soon a little girl ran over and asked with wide eyes, "What do you want to eat?"
Guo Qiming's voice suddenly became quieter, but Lu Dejin casually glanced at the menu, frowned slightly and said, "Just order a dozen or so dishes, and a few boxes of beer."
Yang Xie laughed immediately. Although he had only been in contact with him for a day, the bad friends in the dormitory are really good. Let's not talk about anything else, let's just say that Lu Dejin has money in his family, but he doesn't know how to bully others. He didn't get angry after eating a dish, and he was obviously not used to eating food stalls or drinking beer, but he was able to quickly adjust his position...
It's not easy...
Although the food stalls have simple dishes, drinking depends on the atmosphere. Isn't that what universities are like?Just a few dishes and a case of beer can be enough to drink?
The food came out soon, and Yang Xie ordered some rice for them. After all, he had already eaten it, but the three of them obviously didn't have it.
The flames of war quickly ignited, and the three animals unanimously aimed their guns at Yang Xie. However, with Yang Xie's drinking capacity, how could he be afraid of this little beer? Those who didn't change their colors made the three of them feel a little bored, so they attacked each other.
Among the three, Guo Qiming has the best alcohol capacity, followed by Lu Dejin, and Li Shenghua has the worst alcohol capacity, but he doesn't know how to refuse at all. He drinks as soon as someone drinks with him. The teapot chatted...
Lu Dejin patted Li Shenghua, seeing that he ignored him and was only talking to the teapot, he burst out laughing, stood up and looked for the toilet to be waterproofed, Yang Xie also laughed, and after drinking five or six bottles, he also became a little swollen , So I stood up and walked along the beach. The night wind blew across the river, bringing a burst of coolness, which was very comfortable.
After walking for a while, Yang Xie actually heard a quarrel coming from the front, and Yang Xie knew the source of the quarrel. Isn't this the girl with long legs?
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