super ambiguous

The defeated Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua drove to the computer city to buy a computer, and Yang Xie originally wanted to ask Xu Yunyao out. After all, even if he couldn't touch her, at least he could hold hands.

Yang Xie has seen many boys and girls holding hands and looking at the sky step by step, step by step, step by step, step by step, step by step, and four step by step, so he also wants to work hard, and when he sees the stars one by one, two by three, four by four in a line, he should be able to cast dragon Claw hands plan, right?

But Guo Qiming said with a mysterious face: "Boss, I'll take you somewhere."

For such a statement, Yang Xie's interest was easily aroused. After all, when Song Xiaojiang took him to the bottom of the stairs to see the scenery under the skirt, he also had this expression.

"Where?"

"The river beach at the south gate of our school."

After Guo Qiming finished speaking, Yang Xie frowned a little. The south gate was still a little far away from the dormitory building. Seeing Yang Xie's expression, Guo Qiming immediately guessed what he was thinking, and immediately smiled: "I'll drive you on my motorcycle." go."

Yang Xie nodded immediately. Compared with going to the inexplicable river beach, Guo Qiming's motorcycle is more attractive to Yang Xie. He is eager to know whether his guess is correct.

Dodge Tomahawk?

Yang Xie rubbed his eyes hard, then opened them again, and what he saw was still a probably new little sheep lady's motorcycle. Guo Qiming, who was 1.8 meters tall, was sitting on it, almost crushing the little sheep into sheep cakes.

Yang Xie couldn't laugh or cry, why is Guo Qiming's eyes so strange?

"Boss, isn't my car cute?" Guo Qiming stroked the little sheep happily, his eyes were as gentle as if he was touching his little baby, and he said softly: "It's so cute, there must be A lot of cute girls want to borrow it to ride, come and go, don’t I have a chance?”

Yang Xie suddenly petrified, it turned out that Guo Qiming had this idea...

It has to be said that every boy who has been restrained for so many years in junior high school and high school will always rack his brains to achieve their great career of picking up girls...

Yang Xie managed to squeeze into the back seat, and the little sheep spewed out a puff of black air, but under Yang Xie's worried eyes, it still walked on the road with exceptional tenacity.

Perhaps it should be named: sheep strong.

Although the little sheep looks a little worse, its speed is not slow. The speed of 40 yards is very conspicuous in the campus where most of the bicycles are, attracting the attention of many people. The girl was already pursing her lips and smiling.

"Boss, do you see that they are all overwhelmed by my charm, and you still don't thank me? Maybe they will remember you because of my glory."

Yang Xie had black lines on his hair and said, "Okay, thank you!"

"We're all brothers, it's nothing to be a little bit famous." Guo Qiming said with a smile.

The little sheep was running, but suddenly slowed down, Yang Xie asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

"Boss, there is a beautiful girl 50 meters ahead on the right." Guo Qiming's voice was a little excited.

Yang Xie poked his head out to look, and could only see a figure from the back, with long hair fluttering and a slender figure, which could be considered a beauty's figure, but these days there are countless killers from her figure, why does Guo Qiming say she is a beautiful girl?

Guo Qiming said wretchedly: "Boss, when we pass by later, you can touch her butt, and then I will accelerate and run, how about it?"

Yang Xie had black lines all over his face, and said angrily, "Why don't you just let me drive. After you touch her butt, I'll step up the accelerator and run, how about it?"

"Haha, what I'm waiting for is your words." Guo Qiming immediately braked the car, and the two changed positions. Although Yang Xie had never ridden a little sheep before, the operation of this car was simple and he got started right away. The accelerator was opened, and when it was almost there, Yang Xie slowed down.

Guo Qiming whistled, and stretched out his hand when passing by, maybe because he was a little shy for the first time, he didn't pat the girl's butt, but took the opportunity to reach out and brush her waist, the hand was full of warmth.

Guo Qiming was too late to be happy, but Yang Xie braked the little sheep and stopped, pointing at Guo Qiming with a righteous face: "Why are you like this? I don't care to be with you!"

Yang Xie turned his head and left, Guo Qiming just felt that the sky was falling down at once, he really came out to mess around, sooner or later he had to pay back, he made Yang Xie together yesterday, and today he took revenge, and still stomped heavily.

Looking at the girl next to her with tears in her eyes, Guo Qiming panicked...

Yang Xie ran away, and only laughed when he could no longer see Guo Qiming and that girl.

When he passed by the girl's side, he immediately saw that the girl was not bad looking, and her temper should not be too bad. If Guo Qiming really touched her butt, Yang Xie would definitely step up the gas. She ran away, but he brushed her waist lightly, tsk tsk...

Then don't blame yourself for revenge.

Yang Xie walked slowly towards the south gate of the school. After waiting for a while, Guo Qiming came running from behind panting. The little sheep was gone?

"Boss, you killed me!" Guo Qiming looked at Yang Xie with a bitter face and just sighed.

"Where's your car? You won't pay her, right?" If that's the case, Yang Xie's crime will be serious.

Guo Qiming glanced at Yang Xie with resentment on his face, and said, "I'm going to talk about it, and that's why I said what I did just now was unintentional. In order to make up for my fault, I lent her the little sheep..."

That's okay too?Yang Xie opened his mouth wide and asked curiously, "Did you ask her for a phone number?"

"Must!" Guo Qiming said triumphantly: "She is really good-looking, the type I like, I think my spring is coming, do you think we are destined to be together with her?"

Yang Xie could only reward him with an upturned middle finger.

"What is there on the river beach at the south gate? Now we don't have any little sheep. If there is nothing to see, then don't go there." Yang Xie was speechless to Guo Qiming. If she goes back, her merits and virtues will be considered complete, and she will be able to find out about my sister's dormitory by taking the opportunity...

Guo Qiming saw that there was no one around, so he lowered his voice and said, "I went there yesterday morning, and there was a couple having sex in the grass. My blood boiled when I saw it. Unfortunately, that man is a quick shooter. Two is over, I really want to play for him in a hurry."

Yang Xie was dumbfounded, the university is really a paradise, there are field battles, or is it in broad daylight?What does it look like to be hungry and thirsty?But things like this are rare after all, how can they happen every day, going today is definitely a waste of time, or does this kid have any inside information?

Guo Qiming also smiled a little embarrassedly, and said: "It's just to try your luck. It is said that the love forest on campus is also very exciting, but that broken forest is suitable for a person to sneak in. We two big men, If you go to Love Forest..."

Guo Qiming and Yang Xie looked at each other, they both turned around and vomited wildly.

Ever since, the wild day was declared to be over.