super ambiguous

"I'm going to strangle you!"

Guo Qiming fell into a deep quagmire, how could such a thing happen?

Yang Xie's expression was embarrassing, he really didn't do it on purpose, okay?I've let you all perform, I just want to give Xu Yunyao a chance to applaud, who made me born to be a firefly in the dark, always attracting my sister's heart firmly like a magnet...

cough cough.

"Boss, I don't care, you must pay me two girls, no, ten!"

The sad Guo Qiming was quickly dragged away by Lu Dejin, and after a while of chirping, the two turned around and walked towards the playground.

"Hey, where are you going?" Li Shenghua shouted anxiously, this is not the route to the cafeteria.

"Go dunk!" Guo Qiming replied loudly.

Yang Xie has black lines all over his head, third child, what are you going to do?

There are always people playing basketball on the playground. When the four of Yang Xie arrived, the court was already full. Guo Qiming waited and looked around, found the basket that was not playing, and smiled at the Sao Nian who was holding the ball, mouth full White Fang was very dazzling: "Bro, can you let me try dunking?"

The man was taken aback, hesitated for a moment, and threw the ball to Guo Qiming. After all, his figure is very distinctive, and his explosive muscles can still add some points to him.

The crowd under the basket automatically moved away, because there happened to be a person inside who watched the game yesterday and knew that this person's level was extremely strong. After his introduction, the rest of the people immediately remembered the introduction on the bbs, and they also took Guo Qiming into their seats. .

Sensing the envious gazes around him, Guo Qiming was a little bit flustered. He ran towards the inside with the ball in his arms, only to remember after a few steps, shit, I haven't dribbled yet!

He frantically slapped the basketball like a rubber ball, and before he reached the basket, the basketball hit his feet and flew far away.

A boy caught the ball and threw it back, he was a little strange, what is this master doing?His dribbling is worse than girls, how can he slam dunk?

Lu Dejin also scratched his head, wondering: "Third brother, what are you doing?"

"Warming up..." Guo Qiming himself was at a loss, where did the feeling from yesterday go?

In order to avoid embarrassing dribbling again, Guo Qiming simply ran over with the basketball in his arms, and jumped up when he was about to reach the basket...

Oops, hit the basket...

Three black lines fell on the heads of all the onlookers.

"Fuck, could it be that the way labor and management opened up is wrong?" Guo Qiming was also completely dizzy, what about making wool?

Lu Dejin also felt that he couldn't find the feeling he had that day. He thought for a while and asked doubtfully, "Third brother, could it be that there are too few people watching and you are the pressure type, so you can't perform well?"

Guo Qiming thought about it for a while, and he was convinced!How can a man as cool as himself be able to show his actual level without a crowd of 500 people watching?

So, he made a horn shape with his hands, and shouted: "Slam Dunk is back in the rivers and lakes, everyone, come and watch!"

Those who have good things shouted together with him, so that within a minute, this place will be surrounded by three circles inside and three circles outside. The base of people is large, and naturally someone will recognize Yang Xie and the others. With overjoyed faces, they switched their phones to camera mode one after another.

Yang Xie couldn't help but touch his forehead, he had a headache, is the youngest looking for death?He wants to lose face in front of the whole school?

Li Shenghua grabbed Yang Xie's clothes nervously: "Boss, can third brother do it? If he dunks like he did just now, the whole dormitory will be ashamed..."

Yang Xie was speechless, and could only superimpose Gortat's data on Guo Qiming. Guo Qiming, who was a little worried at first, was overjoyed: "Second brother, I feel it again! Am I really a genius?"

Full of confidence, Guo Qiming spun the ball and threw it directly. The basketball hit the hoop and fell. He slammed it hard on the ground, and when the basketball bounced high, he caught it again, grabbed it in his hands, and clasped his back with both hands.

After a moment of silence, there was a wave of applause, and Guo Qiming yelled, "My name is Guo Qiming, I am male and female, and I live in Building 1, Building 202#, North District. Girls are welcome to come and confess... ..."

Lu Dejin covered his face and dragged Guo Qiming away. He was really ashamed to see others. How could there be such a strange roommate?

But let alone, these two heavy dunks are too handsome. At this level, I am afraid that they will be in the starting lineup of the national team.

"Boss, do you think I will receive a lot of love letters in the future?" Guo Qiming had a wretched smile on his face, next time he went to do bodybuilding cao, would he show off his slam dunk skills to those girls?Then, by the way, I would like to suggest that the sister paper dance bodybuilding cao on her own arm?

"Get out!" Yang Xie scolded angrily, wasting a little of his points, how thick-skinned would it be to brag to himself at such a moment?

After a casual dinner, a few people began to dress up again. After all, going to sing later is another good opportunity to show off. Maybe when I show off my singing voice, my sister will kneel down and worship?

"Second brother, did I tell you that singing is actually what I'm best at?" Guo Qiming combed his hair in front of the big mirror hanging on the wall, and said with longing, "Ugly words come first. If your Du Lingling falls under my jeans because I sang like the sound of nature, don't blame me."

Lu Dejin snorted and said with a sneer, "I'm afraid you will talk about family, food and philosophy with Guo Xiulan again!"

Guo Qiming's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief: "Boss, are you betraying me?"

Yang Xie coughed a few times: "Everyone is our own, didn't you also sell the fourth child?"

Guo Qiming has black lines all over his head. Will he have to pay it back sooner or later?

Because there is only one car, it is not suitable for going too far away. Lu Dejin booked a private room at the Rubik's Cube KTV in front of the school in advance. The period when school starts is the hottest period for KTV. If there is no space and the friendship is lost, it will be terrible up!

Looking at the three dormmates with sultry faces who have not done it for a long time, Yang Xie urged angrily: "Hurry up, it's not about putting on makeup, what are you procrastinating for?"

Guo Qiming carefully raised his hair up with jelly water, and when he saw each one standing upright like a porcupine, he whistled in satisfaction: "Boss, you have a sister-in-law, of course it doesn't matter, our third brother naturally has to dress up well Next, men rely on their hairstyles, but if their hairstyles don’t stand up, how can they gain points?”

Everyone made an appointment to meet on the first floor of Rubik's Cube KTV. When Yang Xie and the others arrived, they hadn't arrived yet. Looking at the time, it seemed that there were still more than ten minutes left.

Two men and two women walked into the door, dressed in extremely fashionable clothes, especially the woman, with a small white suspender that outlined the beautiful curve of her upper body, black denim shorts, showing white and slender legs, the most attractive thing was her The suspenders are very short, and the denim shorts are low-waisted, with the belly exposed, and a black belt complements the extremely white skin.

"Fuck, is it fun? It's really coquettish." Guo Qiming glanced at the man with the hot girl in his arms with some envy. This guy is thin and weak, not half as handsome as himself. On the excrement of some kind of ungulate!

Yang Xie keenly noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with Li Shenghua...