super ambiguous

Yang Xie interrupted Xue Yunzi's recollection of the past, and said angrily: "Don't talk about whether there are any of these, we smart people don't talk dark words, if you want to die, I have a hundred ways to solve you, if you want to live, Just surrender to me, how about it?"

"Fix me? Are you sure?" Although Xue Yunzi has no face, Yang Xie can hear a strong disdain from his tone: "I tell you, I believe you can seal me, but you can solve it Me, I just hehe!"

"Sealing you isn't serious enough?"

Yang Xie looked at "Book of Changes" and "Almighty Forging" while talking. Sure enough, all he could do was seal this guy up. If he wanted to destroy it, I'm afraid Almighty Forging would need to be upgraded two more levels, right?

"He said that this little pain in the wind and rain is nothing!" Xue Yunzi yelled impassionedly, and then resumed his stern posture: "How many years can you seal me? When you are dead and your bones can beat drums , the seal will be erased little by little by the mighty power of time, and then I will be able to reappear in the rivers and lakes again!"

As Xue Yunzi talked, his voice was a little bleak: "Do you know what the most fulfilling thing I have done in my life is?"

"What is it?" Yang Xie kindly handed over the chatterbox, because he was also very curious. This is the first swordsman he met, and maybe he will be the last one. If he can learn more, he will treat it as a swordsman. Talk about showing off to Rover.

"I've lived a long time!" Xue Yunzi seemed to have become a chatterbox, as soon as he opened his mouth, he seemed to be showing off his chewing gum, and said, "If I live for a long time, I will be able to see with my own eyes those who are talking to me. Guys who are as famous or even more famous, one by one, due to various reasons, they either broke or died, and they couldn’t compete with me. I will definitely win this protracted battle, so, boy, if you want to threaten me, you It's still tender!"

"It's been thousands of years, and I'm still afraid of your hundreds of years?" Xue Yunzi sneered, as if a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Encountering this kind of proposition, Yang Xie is also a headache, but it is said that threats are the worst way these days, and the more promising ones are stick and carrot policies.

Therefore, Yang Xie began to persuade: "I said Xiao Jianjian..."

"You are just a little sword! Your whole family..."

"That's right, I said Blood Cloud, even if I can't hang you up, you will feel uncomfortable if you are sealed for a hundred years, right? You think, in a lonely cave, there is no TV, no computer, no girls, no masturbation point, a Are people very lonely? Even if you feel lonely, you can’t drink with loneliness. How tired do you think? Right?”

Xue Yunzi was silent. Although he is not afraid of being sealed, it doesn't mean he likes being sealed. For thousands of years, he has been going crazy. How can he just stop his happy life for so long?

Yang Xie hurriedly hit the rails while it was hot: "As long as you surrender to me, it will take more than 100 years. For your long life, it will be just a small episode, and it will pass in a blink of an eye. So, for the sake of a bright future, why not take a small How about a little bit of sacrifice? Take ten thousand steps back, you follow me, maybe you don’t have to do anything, I will also forge it, and the sisters who will make you some magical weapons will get you a big queen ~ Gong, how perfect, isn't it?"

"This..." Xue Yunzi felt a little embarrassed, it sounded pretty good...

Yang Xie sneered in his heart, no matter how awesome you are, you are nothing more than a swordsman, labor and management have been in the house for so many years, don't you know your weakness?

"Think about it, all kinds of fat and thin girls with long swords, some are wearing nurse outfits, some are wearing stewardess outfits, some are wearing police uniforms, and some net stockings, how attractive..."

"Put away your human ways, it's useless for us to subdue the tempter!"

Yang Xie was sweating, well, he understands the truth of going too far, so Yang Xie asked straightforwardly: "How about it, if you agree to surrender to me, I will build you a big harem, with red orange yellow green green blue inside... Purple, there are sword girls in every color!"

"Do you have noble gold, colorful blue, cute pink, and glazed blue?" Xue Yunzi was completely shaken. After a lifetime of swords, there must be something to pursue, right?It should be more reliable to build a big and famous sword empress palace, right?

"Yes, I have everything. You can ask for any color or request at that time. I'll get you some knives, guns and halberds along the way, so that you can experience the love across races. After all, you still have to experience it! If you The taste is heavy, how about I give you a mace?" Yang Xie said in a big way, anyway, with "Almighty Forging", he is not afraid that the cowhide will be blown, the only difficulty is how to distinguish between men and women with weapons...

cough cough.

"That's so embarrassing..." Xue Yunzi's tone was a bit more twisted than expected.

"What's the matter, as long as you surrender to me, a hundred years will pass like a white horse, and it will pass in a blink of an eye. Then you will be able to accompany your concubine ~ Gong Jianzhi, wandering around the world and making your home, the sky is your bed, and the earth is your bed. Clap clap clap clap!

Xue Yunzi was completely caught in the beautiful picture that Yang Xie had drawn, and it took a long while before he made a loud noise: "Deal!"

"Xue Yunzi, are you willing to be my subject forever, life and death?" Yang Xie said slowly with a somewhat ethereal voice.

"Yes, yes!" Xue Yunzi was still in a trance, and replied casually. Yang Xie stretched out his hand and slapped it on the hilt of the sword. Originally, Yang Xie was a little worried that "The Kingdom of Shadows" would not be able to collect this guy's soul Among them, Xue Yunzi has become a member of his kingdom of shadows without any hindrance...

This kingdom of shadows is a unilateral contract, but Yang Xie can't find a new contract application to sign with Xue Yunzi, so he has to wrong him first, anyway, if he hangs up, this contract can also follow his own wishes, see Whether to let the whole country be buried with him or to release the life, he can choose to release the life when the time comes.

Xue Yunzi didn't care about this, his whole sword body trembled slightly, and he shouted: "Quickly let me go, my blade is already hungry..."

Yang Xie also thought it was a bit funny, his coercion had no effect at all, but the lure succeeded. The beauty trick is indeed the most effective strategy in the world, that's right, even a man with a bottom line like himself, if he really finds some stunning My sister came to use the beauty trick, I'm afraid I can only hold on for a while...

The sorrow of a man...

It took a little points to take back those runes, and the blood-red long sword floated in the air again, and his body trembled slightly, only to see his sword slowly light up and then return to dim, like breathing, going back and forth several times, Drops of blood were forced out from the tip of the sword by him, that posture...

——It's like a sword is peeing!

Fuck or something fell into a mess.

After Xue Yunzi finished urinating, the blade of the sword was still trembling, showing a very happy look, and hissed: "Male Gecha, drinking blood all day long, but today he was drenched in dog blood, what a bad luck..."

Yang Xie has black lines all over his head. He has already started to feel a little worried. Is it right or wrong for him to accept this incongruous sword...

"By the way, Xue Yunzi, are you going to kill me?"

"I know a lot of things!" Xue Yunzi was triumphant, flying to Yang Xie's body and hanging in the air, as if describing with his fingers: "Qinqi, calligraphy, calligraphy, painting, cooking tea and wine, I know all these common things. Won't!"

Yang Xie: "..."

"I can kill people. As long as I get enough blood samples from you, I can let the sword species enter my body through the air. There are countless evil spirits in my body. The most awesome thing is, I! Yes! Fly!"

"Can fly? What's so great about being able to fly? Flies, mosquitoes, dragonflies, and butterflies can fly!" Yang Xie was a little puzzled, what's so great about being able to fly?Brother can swim!However, he finally understood that Maoxue Yunzi wanted 500 milliliters of blood from himself when casting swords.

Xue Yunzi sneered, with an arrogant attitude that a child can't teach: "Boy, brother, I will give you a good lesson today. What is it that you can fly? Think about it, I can fly, and I surrender to you again. As long as I'm in a good mood, I'll take you flying around twice, isn't Jiangzi not enough for you?"

Yang Xie: "Ahhhhhhhh..."

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