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Chapter 715 I'm Not Fat, I'm Hot
Japanese Benzene.
Masao Chiba sat on the chair, and Asano stood in front of him with a calm face, bowing slightly.
"Master, the Snake King is dead, and it blows loudly, but it's so useless." Asano said in a low voice. It's a trivial matter to spend money, but the thing was not done after spending money, which made Asano feel depressed. Master I have arranged so many things for myself, but I have not completed any of them.
Chiba Masao didn't answer the question, but asked: "I heard that last night, a mysterious person made a big disturbance in the Emperor's Mansion, killed seventeen ghost blades and left wildly?"
Asano nodded, and said respectfully: "Yes, it seems that he was looking for something. He smashed the Emperor's Mansion, took His Majesty's treasured sword, and left. No one dared to chase after him."
When Asano said this, his face was full of fascination. It is amazing that a martial arts practitioner can reach such a state. Even the Emperor's Mansion allowed him to come and go freely. But Zhengjun refused on the grounds of recuperating.
A mysterious master who didn't even dare to make a move against Zhanshen Muramasa is really convincing.
Qianye Masao thought for a while, and said: "Send someone to Huaguo to kill that kid."
"Hi!"
……
Yang Xie naturally didn't know that after Xue Yunzi slipped around in Riben, Mr. Mo would sweep up Riben's Emperor's Mansion. He was also very busy, and this time he became the focus of the whole school's teachers and students.
Yang Xie became famous before, nothing more than a slam dunk, which rich second generation did you beat, and which girl paper was soaked. These otakus hanging silk fixing things, but this time, the incident was a great reversal!
A girl was downstairs in the boys' dormitory building, lit a heart candle, and then read a love letter loudly downstairs with a rose in her hand.
"Originally I said that you are so kind, I just smiled lightly, but since I saw you that day, I was deeply fascinated by you. I don't know if this is love, but I just discovered that every day when I wake up, Seeing that the men and women around you think they are rivals in love. I know, I am hopeless, I don't mind if you have a girlfriend, and I don't mind how many girlfriends you have, I like you, I like you so much!"
At the beginning of this good show, Yang Xie was called out by Guo Qiming, who was inquired by the gods. Several people moved a chair, gnawed there with melon seeds, and commented from time to time.
There are countless boys like Yang Xie's dormitory, basically all the boys in the entire building have come out.It has always been heard that boys profess their love and courteousness downstairs in the girls' dormitory. It is rare for a girl to confess. Although this girl is short and fat, she is still a woman, right?
Whistles sounded everywhere, and countless people rushed to shoot. Tonight, she is the protagonist!
Yang Xie was also happy, and said with a smile: "I don't know who she has her eyes on. If she is also a crooked melon, I think I just follow him."
Guo Qiming also nodded vigorously, and echoed: "Yes, if he is not as handsome as me, he will just follow suit. At least he is a woman, otherwise he is doomed to be single for the rest of his life."
The fat girl below continued to speak, with an excited expression on her face: "Your every move is so charming, whether it's the way you talk and laugh, or the way you spit melon seeds, you are so cute, little fresh meat, come soon! Come in a bowl!"
Yang Xie and the others were stunned immediately. Guo Qiming glanced at his row of dormitories carefully, then immediately hid the melon seeds, and asked in a low voice: "Boss, why does it sound so much like me? Look, I laughed with you just now, and I just vomited melon seeds after eating melon seeds, my God, how do you say I refuse her so that she won't give up on me?"
"Why didn't you let her give up?" Yang Xie asked curiously.
Guo Qi took a look at Yang Xie and said, "I've said it all, she's a woman anyway, and I don't like her, so it's pretty good to be a spare tire, isn't it?"
——Why don't you go shit!
The fat girl opened her mouth, looked at the second floor with a serious expression, and said, "Yang Xie, I like you, and I want to give birth to you!"
Yang Xie directly swallowed the melon seed husk, and then spit out the melon seed kernels, and then he saw Guo Qiming and Lu Dejin and the others evacuate as if they were on fire, and he was left alone in the nearby position , Standing there alone, at a loss.
The Jade Emperor, Tathagata, Buddha, Jesus, Virgin Mary, Bump Manhulo, are you fucking blind?Although I have never made offerings to you, at any rate, at any rate, I know you too, you don't bless me at all like this, is it your mother?
(Putting the baby off each other immediately became unhappy: "I don't have a mother!")
Yang Xie only felt that one after another's eyes focused on him, like bunches of searchlights, illuminating him with nowhere to hide.
He just said lightly, but now it is naturally impossible to reluctantly obey her. Of course, Yang Xie does not discriminate against girls who are not beautiful, but fat girls are too, too disharmonious.
Yang Xie was about to cry, what should he do?What do you like about me, can I change it?
Of course, I can't say this, Yang Xie struggled for a while, and said weakly: "I have many girlfriends."
"I do not mind!"
"My girlfriends are all class belles, school belles, police belles, courtyard belles..."
"I was also a village flower at quite a young age!"
Yang Xie saw that the fat girl was as shameless as him, so he could only use his trump card: "I don't like fat girls."
"You're talking nonsense. I saw on the Internet that men like girls with fleshy flesh!"
Yang Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but Guo Qiming hid behind the crowd and shouted: "Short fat, boys say they like fleshy girls, referring to girls with small skeletons, good skin, large and slightly fat, soft and comfortable to pinch." A girl with a good-looking face, instead of a rough-skinned, short, fat guy like you who doesn't even move at the slightest flick!"
The girl stomped her feet vigorously and shouted: "Am I fat? I'm not fat, objects will expand when heated, so I'm not fat, I'm just hot."
Bang bang bang.
A group of people fell to the ground, even Guo Qiming was stunned, his eyes were slightly flooded, he thought that he was already the number one in Tianzi and shameless, but he didn't expect that there were people in this world who were even more shameless than himself, even I dare to say such unconscionable words as hot and hot. It seems that the road to shamelessness is long, and I will search up and down...
Because of Yang Xie's reputation, not many people dared to make a fuss, otherwise Yang Xie would lose face even more if he did this again. He jumped directly onto the guardrail and said, "Student, let's be honest. I am a person who looks at the eye in everything, you should go back, we are not suitable."
"What is the edge of the eye..." the fat girl asked weakly.
"It's just that Yang Xie doesn't like you." Handsome Guo immediately blocked his position and filled his gun. This is obviously his spare tire, so why should he pester Yang Xie?
Stop, I can't think about it anymore, or I will vomit...
"No, you can't dislike me, or I'll...I don't want to live anymore!" The fat girl went crazy, and stomped her feet vigorously, and everyone felt that the floor shook three times.
"Don't, I'll die first."
Yang Xie jumped down from the guardrail while talking, and then quickly ran away...
ran away……
……
Masao Chiba sat on the chair, and Asano stood in front of him with a calm face, bowing slightly.
"Master, the Snake King is dead, and it blows loudly, but it's so useless." Asano said in a low voice. It's a trivial matter to spend money, but the thing was not done after spending money, which made Asano feel depressed. Master I have arranged so many things for myself, but I have not completed any of them.
Chiba Masao didn't answer the question, but asked: "I heard that last night, a mysterious person made a big disturbance in the Emperor's Mansion, killed seventeen ghost blades and left wildly?"
Asano nodded, and said respectfully: "Yes, it seems that he was looking for something. He smashed the Emperor's Mansion, took His Majesty's treasured sword, and left. No one dared to chase after him."
When Asano said this, his face was full of fascination. It is amazing that a martial arts practitioner can reach such a state. Even the Emperor's Mansion allowed him to come and go freely. But Zhengjun refused on the grounds of recuperating.
A mysterious master who didn't even dare to make a move against Zhanshen Muramasa is really convincing.
Qianye Masao thought for a while, and said: "Send someone to Huaguo to kill that kid."
"Hi!"
……
Yang Xie naturally didn't know that after Xue Yunzi slipped around in Riben, Mr. Mo would sweep up Riben's Emperor's Mansion. He was also very busy, and this time he became the focus of the whole school's teachers and students.
Yang Xie became famous before, nothing more than a slam dunk, which rich second generation did you beat, and which girl paper was soaked. These otakus hanging silk fixing things, but this time, the incident was a great reversal!
A girl was downstairs in the boys' dormitory building, lit a heart candle, and then read a love letter loudly downstairs with a rose in her hand.
"Originally I said that you are so kind, I just smiled lightly, but since I saw you that day, I was deeply fascinated by you. I don't know if this is love, but I just discovered that every day when I wake up, Seeing that the men and women around you think they are rivals in love. I know, I am hopeless, I don't mind if you have a girlfriend, and I don't mind how many girlfriends you have, I like you, I like you so much!"
At the beginning of this good show, Yang Xie was called out by Guo Qiming, who was inquired by the gods. Several people moved a chair, gnawed there with melon seeds, and commented from time to time.
There are countless boys like Yang Xie's dormitory, basically all the boys in the entire building have come out.It has always been heard that boys profess their love and courteousness downstairs in the girls' dormitory. It is rare for a girl to confess. Although this girl is short and fat, she is still a woman, right?
Whistles sounded everywhere, and countless people rushed to shoot. Tonight, she is the protagonist!
Yang Xie was also happy, and said with a smile: "I don't know who she has her eyes on. If she is also a crooked melon, I think I just follow him."
Guo Qiming also nodded vigorously, and echoed: "Yes, if he is not as handsome as me, he will just follow suit. At least he is a woman, otherwise he is doomed to be single for the rest of his life."
The fat girl below continued to speak, with an excited expression on her face: "Your every move is so charming, whether it's the way you talk and laugh, or the way you spit melon seeds, you are so cute, little fresh meat, come soon! Come in a bowl!"
Yang Xie and the others were stunned immediately. Guo Qiming glanced at his row of dormitories carefully, then immediately hid the melon seeds, and asked in a low voice: "Boss, why does it sound so much like me? Look, I laughed with you just now, and I just vomited melon seeds after eating melon seeds, my God, how do you say I refuse her so that she won't give up on me?"
"Why didn't you let her give up?" Yang Xie asked curiously.
Guo Qi took a look at Yang Xie and said, "I've said it all, she's a woman anyway, and I don't like her, so it's pretty good to be a spare tire, isn't it?"
——Why don't you go shit!
The fat girl opened her mouth, looked at the second floor with a serious expression, and said, "Yang Xie, I like you, and I want to give birth to you!"
Yang Xie directly swallowed the melon seed husk, and then spit out the melon seed kernels, and then he saw Guo Qiming and Lu Dejin and the others evacuate as if they were on fire, and he was left alone in the nearby position , Standing there alone, at a loss.
The Jade Emperor, Tathagata, Buddha, Jesus, Virgin Mary, Bump Manhulo, are you fucking blind?Although I have never made offerings to you, at any rate, at any rate, I know you too, you don't bless me at all like this, is it your mother?
(Putting the baby off each other immediately became unhappy: "I don't have a mother!")
Yang Xie only felt that one after another's eyes focused on him, like bunches of searchlights, illuminating him with nowhere to hide.
He just said lightly, but now it is naturally impossible to reluctantly obey her. Of course, Yang Xie does not discriminate against girls who are not beautiful, but fat girls are too, too disharmonious.
Yang Xie was about to cry, what should he do?What do you like about me, can I change it?
Of course, I can't say this, Yang Xie struggled for a while, and said weakly: "I have many girlfriends."
"I do not mind!"
"My girlfriends are all class belles, school belles, police belles, courtyard belles..."
"I was also a village flower at quite a young age!"
Yang Xie saw that the fat girl was as shameless as him, so he could only use his trump card: "I don't like fat girls."
"You're talking nonsense. I saw on the Internet that men like girls with fleshy flesh!"
Yang Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but Guo Qiming hid behind the crowd and shouted: "Short fat, boys say they like fleshy girls, referring to girls with small skeletons, good skin, large and slightly fat, soft and comfortable to pinch." A girl with a good-looking face, instead of a rough-skinned, short, fat guy like you who doesn't even move at the slightest flick!"
The girl stomped her feet vigorously and shouted: "Am I fat? I'm not fat, objects will expand when heated, so I'm not fat, I'm just hot."
Bang bang bang.
A group of people fell to the ground, even Guo Qiming was stunned, his eyes were slightly flooded, he thought that he was already the number one in Tianzi and shameless, but he didn't expect that there were people in this world who were even more shameless than himself, even I dare to say such unconscionable words as hot and hot. It seems that the road to shamelessness is long, and I will search up and down...
Because of Yang Xie's reputation, not many people dared to make a fuss, otherwise Yang Xie would lose face even more if he did this again. He jumped directly onto the guardrail and said, "Student, let's be honest. I am a person who looks at the eye in everything, you should go back, we are not suitable."
"What is the edge of the eye..." the fat girl asked weakly.
"It's just that Yang Xie doesn't like you." Handsome Guo immediately blocked his position and filled his gun. This is obviously his spare tire, so why should he pester Yang Xie?
Stop, I can't think about it anymore, or I will vomit...
"No, you can't dislike me, or I'll...I don't want to live anymore!" The fat girl went crazy, and stomped her feet vigorously, and everyone felt that the floor shook three times.
"Don't, I'll die first."
Yang Xie jumped down from the guardrail while talking, and then quickly ran away...
ran away……
……
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