super ambiguous

Yang Xie became like this, and the agent's face was even more painful, his eyes were almost protruding like goldfish, he curled up, holding his... egg tightly with both hands.

Ok.

I said Yunyao children's shoes, usually this kind of action is just a try when you meet these hateful guys, don't be addicted, otherwise it will be scary to think about it.

"Almost forget it." Seeing that Xu Yunyao almost wanted to step on Mr. Agent and jump hard, Yang Xie hurried out and grabbed Xu Yunyao.

Xu Yunyao took a deep breath, then turned to Yang Xie, and said weakly: "Man, do you think I'm too violent and don't like me?"

Mr. Agent felt that he was finally saved, and his tears had already dried up. Why was he so unlucky? Isn’t it just a trick? As for letting himself fall into the hands of this female tyrannosaurus?She just wanted to kill me...

"No, why is it violent? How about I be more violent, which suits you better!" After Yang Xie finished speaking, he bent down and slapped Mr. Agent, whose expression was relaxed just now, into a daze. Yang Xie will not miss the opportunity of the mobile point bank.

A slap made his points increase by more than ten points, Yang Xie's eyes widened, how many outrageous things did this guy have to do to allow himself to earn so many points?Yang Xie looked at Xu Yunyao, who was staring at him, and said, "Keep beating until you faint."

Xu Yunyao immediately cheered, but that Mr. Agent only felt that he was not well, how could he be like this?It's just what you said, but you not only slapped someone yourself, but also told that female tyrannosaurus to continue to abuse me. Is there any trust between people?Should we build a harmonious society?

Thinking of this, Mr. Agent rolled his eyes and passed out.

"It's really useless. I'm still an agent. I can't bear a little fright, hum." Xu Yunyao hissed, pouted her lips in disgust, then hugged Yang Xie's arm, and said, "Man, what should we do now? ? Give him to Su Muxi?"

Yang Xie's eyes jumped, he thought for a while, checked the situation of Mr. Agent, saw that he was fine and his egg was intact, so he said: "Hang him on the tree, you go get a sign, let's put his Write down the crime and let him show it to the public."

"Yes, yes!" Xu Yunyao was very interested in this kind of thing that the masses like to hear and see. Soon, she found a wooden board, wrote a large list of his crimes with a signature pen, and hung it on the On his neck, and Yang Xie tied up the Mr. Agent and hung it on the basketball court in front of the boys' dormitory. It was suspended half a meter in the air and had an excellent view.

Xu Yunyao pouted and made a V gesture, took a photo with the agent, and then called Guo Xiulan, asking her to come and see the tragedy of the agent, while Yang Xie was so angry that he yelled at the boys' dormitory : "Quickly grab that naked guy..."

Almost instantly, countless heads poured out of the dormitory, scrambling to see what happened. After all, no matter if it was a boy or a girl who rushed, it would be a blessing to see it.

If he didn't see it, he had good eyesight and found someone hanging under the basket, and there were a few classmates pointing at him.

God, what's going on?

Countless people rushed over, and immediately discovered the sign on Mr. Agent's body, and some people read it out loud, and bursts of laughter rang out. How could everyone miss such an interesting event?

There were many people calling for friends, even Guo Qiming and Du Yuqing appeared beside Yang Xie. Guo Qiming's eyes widened and he said angrily, "What the hell, dare to challenge my majesty!"

"What do you mean by provoking your majesty?" Du Yuqing was very curious. This guy pretending to be an agent to deceive money and sex is really hateful, but what does it have to do with Guo Qiming's majesty?

Guo Qiming showed a confident expression, and said: "Think about it, this Rongcheng University is my school, and the girls in the school are all guarded by me. I didn't even do anything, but he actually dared to do it. Is it not my majesty or what?"

Yang Xie couldn't help covering her face, and then quietly pulled Xu Yunyao to the side, pretending not to know this guy, which is really embarrassing.

On the other hand, Du Yuqing seemed to have gotten used to Guo Qiming's incongruity, she still held his hand, but she just rolled her eyes. To be with this guy, you need to have extra thick ~ big nerves, or else you'll be caught by him. You can't be mad.

Mr. Agent only felt a splitting headache, and his whole body seemed to be falling apart. What's going on?Why is it so noisy next door?

Opening his eyes, Mr. Agent suddenly found that he was surrounded by countless densely packed human heads, and he was looking down at everyone. This feeling of superiority not only didn't make him feel good, but he was a little flustered. Is this tied up?

Nima!

"How dare you treat me like this. I am a first-class agent of the country. You are committing a crime and treason!" Mr. Agent shouted heartbreakingly, even the crime of treason appeared, and he wanted to make these guys He was afraid and let him down, otherwise, he didn't dare to imagine what terrible things would happen next.

Snapped!

An egg bloomed on his face, but it was Guo Xiulan who rushed over. She deliberately went to buy some eggs and tomatoes first, in order to avenge herself for being cheated.

Snapped!

Another tomato exploded, and Mr. Agent's face suddenly turned red and yellow, looking extremely disgusting. When the crowd saw it, it was another girl. It seems that Mr. Agent has committed crimes many times. , it's too hateful.

The angry children's shoes also learned to throw things up, some threw paper, some threw stinky socks, and what's more, they picked pomegranates from the nearby tree and threw them on it.

Mr. Agent burst into tears, just throwing away tomatoes and eggs, how can he throw away stinky socks?He threw it so accurately that he almost didn't gag his mouth, so what's the difference between being so smelly and killing someone?

Seeing that Mr. Agent was about to vomit, Yang Xie hurriedly stopped Guo Qiming from taking off the other sock and throwing it on it, otherwise the police would come later, thinking someone had poisoned it!

Not long after, the police car roared up, and a few policemen saw someone hanging from a tree from a distance. Although the person who called the police claimed that he was a fake agent who was caught cheating, if he did too much, there would be a lot of trouble. The few of them walked through the crowd nervously, seeing that Mr. Agent was already in a daze, and hurriedly put him down.

"What does it smell like?" A policeman covered his mouth and looked at Mr. Agent with disgust.

"Comrade policeman, take me to the hospital..." Mr. Agent said weakly, he felt that he was about to die.

The police searched carefully, and only then did they find the item that caused the accident. They shook their heads helplessly, first opened the stinky socks, and then asked Mr. Agent to ventilate well, and then took them away...

Guo Qiming sneered: "You are lucky. A snake bit my foot. Fortunately, the doctor arrived in time, so it saved its life!"

Everyone: "..."

How smelly are your feet?

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