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The dormitory in 202 was extremely lively. Guo Qiming returned from a trip and brought back a lot of gifts.

"Boss, try it. This wine is from Chile. It tastes like cherry and dark chocolate. It's very delicious." Guo Qiming held a bottle of wine with a foreign logo on it and strongly recommended it.

"Have you ever drank it?" Yang Xie opened the wine and smelled it. It really had a strong fruity aroma and looked good, so he poured everyone a glass.

"Not yet, this bottle is more than 800, I'm not willing to drink it." Guo Qiming picked up the cup as if he had found a treasure, put it under his nose and took a deep sniff, and then carefully sipped it down , with a bewildered expression all over his face.

Yang Xie took a sip, and the taste was not bad, but it didn't taste like wine, but rather like juice.

"How do you feel?" Lu Dejin drank it down in one gulp, feeling that he didn't taste the taste, so he poured another glass.

Guo Qiming had been brewing emotions for a long time, but then he showed a weeping expression: "I can only feel the new and fragrant Huaguobi flavor in my mouth... Damn, this is cherry juice at all..."

Yang Xie was also overjoyed, Yunnan doesn't have a lot of wine, this guy actually made a special trip to buy a bottle of fruit juice from an unknown place, he is so talented.

"By the way, third child, did you succeed?" Lu Dejin drank another cup, thought it tasted good, smacked his lips, and winked at Guo Qiming.

"Don't even look at who I am!" Guo Qiming immediately became elated, and tossed his hair, looking very coquettish.

"Congratulations." The three of Yang Xie clasped their fists together. The last department-level cadre in the 202 dormitory was finally promoted. This is really gratifying news.

"Same joy, same joy." Guo Qiming put his arms around his hips and smiled very happily.

Lu Dejin pushed Guo Qiming with his arm, and said in a low voice, "Have you taken any safety measures?"

"What security measures?"

"Barring elves." Lu Dejin laughed dryly, and actually sang while talking: "There is a barring elf on the right side of the left leg, and on the left side of the right leg. They are thin and transparent, smooth and beautiful..."

"The Smurfs? Security measures?" Guo Qiming was at a loss, what the fuck, does it have anything to do with it?

<, understand? "Yang Xie explained with a smile.

"Boss, don't embarrass me with such a test of IQ? What is embarrassment? I just didn't turn the corner! You know, I was able to get into Rongcheng University when I rolled the dice in the college entrance examination, and What kind of problem can be difficult?" Guo Qiming's face was filled with righteous indignation, and he dared to underestimate my most proud IQ?

Besides, isn't the English name of "Tai~Tai" called tt?Boss, are you trying to lie to me because I read less books?

Everyone was shocked, could they be admitted to Rongcheng University by rolling the dice?How embarrassing is this for those students who study hard but can only be admitted to ordinary undergraduates?

"No, it hurts my self-esteem too much, second brother, if you don't confuse me with another question today, then give me back the wine I drank just now." Chou Yinmao came to work with you today.

"Then let's produce the same series." Lu Dejin had no choice but to ask, "What's the other name of the dung beetle?"

Guo Qiming: "..."

"Jixiangwu, what's the name of the crab?"

Guo Qiming: "..."

"There are pincers."

Guo Qiming was about to collapse, he couldn't, with his incomparably clever mind, how could he not be able to figure it out?It must be the wrong way to open it today.

Alas, it may also be because I am too tired, after all, I have been enduring the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

The pressure is too great, the hero should also have a chance to breathe!

Guo Qiming comforted himself in this way, and then looked at Lu Dejin with a bit of contempt in his eyes: "Isn't it just a few days more, come to me to show off after reading some jokes, hmph, if you put the Spend time picking up girls, you already have as many girls as the boss!"

Lu Dejin almost fell to the ground, Guo Qiming, this bastard, made it seem like you can really be noticed when you try to pick up girls!

"Hey, the topic is far away. As a senior, my second brother advises you to take safety measures." Every time I chat with Guo Qiming, the topic tends to go out of the sky, Lu Dejin hurriedly pulls the topic that has been off topic for a long time back.

"Is there any safety measures to take?" Guo Qiming said with a blank face: "Sneaky touch, what measures do I need to take? Do I need to wear gloves?"

Everyone was stunned, well, after traveling alone for so many days, they just touched it?

An embarrassing smile appeared on Guo Qiming's face: "There was a chance at first, but I thought about it later, isn't it the first time for Haruko, if she is too painful and can't travel the next day, then how much?" What a waste of money...”

Everyone fell over again, should they praise this kid for being considerate, or should they say that he is incomprehensible?

"You deserve a knife in your heart..." Yang Xie shook his head, sighing helplessly.

"The most important thing is..." Guo Qiming's face was full of shyness: "I, I'm afraid..."

Everyone: "..."

Lu Dejin decided to give Guo Qiming a lively lesson, so he closed the doors and windows and drew the curtains, then called Li Shenghua and Yang Xie over, and took out an educational film about literary life that he had recently acquired, some people call it Love #action film for everyone to watch and learn from.

"Hey, second brother, why haven't I seen this movie?" Looking at the video on the computer screen, Guo Qiming was shocked, when will the new show come out?

Lu Dejin was a little proud immediately: "Do you think you guys are the only ones going to travel on the National Day? Du Lingling and I went to Japan, but unfortunately I don't have the skills of the boss. I can only bring two Japanese girls back to win glory for the country. Some souvenirs."

"Third brother, study hard, don't hold back our dormitory." Li Shenghua said earnestly.

Everyone: "..."

Bang bang bang!

Just as Yang Xie and the others looked at the selfless human artists on the computer screen who dedicated their energy and energy to the education of the young people, and worked hard to realize the lofty ideal of helping everyone train everyone and improve everyone. When the dedication was about to reach its peak, there was a sudden knock on the iron door, which shocked everyone.

Turn off the movie, turn off the movie, pretend to drink water, open the curtains of the back window, wait for everyone to recover a little, Yang Xie walked over to open the door, and pretended not to wake up , said: "Who, let people sleep?"

The door opened, and there was only a woman in a fiery red skirt standing at the door, with a few smiles on her face. The first impression she gave was that she was tall, and perhaps it was because the room was too dark, standing outside the door Her skin was burning brightly, like a shining sun, which made Yang Xie's eyes narrow slightly.

"Hi, I'm looking for Guo Qiming, I'm his sister Guo Minyu..."

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Note to readers:

Thanks for the reward of 2000 grains for the warm children's shoes.Thank you.

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