super ambiguous

Whirring whirring……

Guo Qiming ran laps and laps, and Yang Xie finished ten laps early. He was watching the fun there. He deserved that Guo Qiming had to run twenty laps. Whoever made him lose would still want to pay for it through the teacher!

Li Shenghua and Lu Dejin were watching and laughing, Guo Qiming is so courageous, he dared to report to the boss, he must be punished by fate now!

Twenty laps may seem like a lot, but for Guo Qiming, it is not too difficult. After all, his physical fitness is no longer that of Wuxia Ameng, so it didn't take long for Guo Qiming to make up for it. The bill was paid back.

After taking a few breaths, Guo Qiming shook his head and sighed: "Boss, the gods have endowed me with a handsome face and a strong physique. In this way, it is simply a torture to other boys. Look at those women I've been looking at me all the time, if they want me to sign for them after a while, what should I do, after all, I haven't practiced my handwriting well yet. Ah, I'm so nervous, I dare not think about it..."

Lu Dejin glanced at him, and sneered: "You look ugly, but you think it's pretty!"

Guo Qiming became anxious immediately: "Second brother, believe it or not, I beat you up every minute?"

"Beat me? I'm the one who beat you, right? How can you compare with me in terms of your beating skills?" Lu Dejin looked at Guo Qiming with contempt on his face.

Guo Qiming sneered: "It seems that we all practice the same kind of kung fu?"

"It's different, it's completely different. Any kung fu in my hands will always turn decay into magic. How can it be imagined by your IQ?"

"Second brother, you can insult me, but you can't insult my IQ. This is what I'm most proud of besides my looks, okay?"

The corner of Lu Dejin's mouth twitched, he felt that it was Guo Qiming's turn to insult his IQ this time!I don't know where he bought such unrealistic self-confidence, I should buy some...

Yang Xie didn't bother to pay attention to this pair of live treasures. Anyway, the two of them would itch all day long if they didn't quarrel. They could quarrel about everything from girls' friends to trivial matters. Seeing Lu Dejin's face...

After the bickering, Guo Qiming stretched his waist and said with a smile: "Brothers, accompany me to pick out a gift."

"Christmas gift?" Yang Xie smiled, Guo Qiming is not good at anything else, but he is sincerely good to Haruko, and that's right, when boys and girls fall in love for the first time, they always want to give each other the best. Have you cut your heart out?

"Well, let's go, boss. To show my sincerity, I'll pay for the travel expenses." Guo Qiming patted the chestnut with a proud look.

"Beat it?" Lu Dejin asked curiously, is it possible that the third child is going to have bloodletting today?

"How is it possible?" Guo Qiming looked at Lu Dejin like a fool, and sneered, "Do I seem to be such a person who spends money recklessly? Every penny has to be spent on steel blades, taking the bus!"

Everyone looked at each other and immediately made up their minds. Guo Qiming was so generous that he still had to take the bus. Otherwise, if he wanted to take advantage of this guy next time, he probably didn't know when he would have to wait.

Anyway, everyone hasn’t taken the bus for a long time, so it’s not bad to have a different experience.

After breakfast, everyone rested for a while, and staggered their working hours so as not to be too crowded.The four of them took a mango in the dormitory, Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua ate it directly, Yang Xie took it in his hand, and Guo Qiming thought about it, and put it in his butt pocket. eat sometime.

Everyone was chatting and laughing, it was not difficult to wait for the bus, but because it was not the starting station, there were still quite a few people, and there was not even a single vacant seat. .

The four of them glanced around in the car, perhaps because it was too late, the ol had already gone to work, there was nothing to see in the car, and the only girls in silk stockings were still with elephant legs , everyone sighed faintly, after all, which man has never thought that on a crowded bus, there is a fashionable girl with a charming figure standing in front of you, maybe she will fall into your arms as soon as the bus shakes , and from then on, wolves, tigers and leopards started out of control... Well, it was a beautiful day for a man and a woman...

Taking a step back, even if you don't do anything, just smelling the aroma of the hair is enough to talk about for a day, right?

Guo Qiming naturally turned on the pretense mode, took out his mobile phone, and started browsing the news there. According to him, when men watch the news, they will naturally exude a kind of charm, which is similar to girls. Poison-like attraction, which matches his temperament very well.

Several people discussed it, and all kinds of gifts are actually bad in the street these days, so the idea everyone gave Guo Qiming was to find a "DIY" shop, at least with more personality.

The car was about to arrive at a stop, and someone stood up and moved towards the back door. Seeing that there was a space, Guo Qiming immediately moved over and sat down, only to hear a soft muffled sound, and a large pool of yellow mango flesh fell out of his pocket. Squeeze out below.

This scene immediately frightened the people around. The two meters around Guo Qiming suddenly became a vacuum, and everyone covered their noses one after another. Damn it, shit came out after a fart, so disgusting ah……

Guo Qiming became anxious immediately, these people were like avoiding snakes and scorpions to him, so how should he exude the charm of a man?This can't work!Besides, I was completely wronged, I didn't fart at all, let alone shit...

In order to explain clearly, Guo Qiming grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth. He wanted to use his actions to show that this was really not shit, but as soon as he made this action, half of the people who looked at Guo Qiming with disgusted faces all vomited. ...

Vomited……

A little boy looked at Guo Qiming in horror, and said loudly: "Mom, why does he eat poop..."

The mother hurriedly covered his mouth, this guy might not be in the right mind, what should he do if he gets angry and beats someone later?

"Boss, please explain to me..." Guo Qiming was about to cry, and turned his face to Yang Xie and the others, but they all looked away and looked out the window, as if nothing had happened.

Guo Qiming: "..."

Animals!

As soon as the car arrived at the stop, those people got out of the car one after another, and some of them got out of the car even after a stop or two, and the whole car suddenly became empty.

Yang Xie and the others immediately found a place to sit down, and then watched Guo Qiming take out the mango from his pocket with a dark face, laughing until his stomach hurts.

If a guy suffers from depression, staying with Guo Qiming for a month will definitely restore him to normal. After all, when he is with him, there will always be very happy things happening inadvertently...

The real charm of a person is not that you leave a good first impression on the other person, but that you still like to be with you after knowing you for many years.After going through many vicissitudes, I can sincerely say that it's great to know you...

Perhaps Guo Qiming's behavior can be regarded as a kind of charm...

Of course, the premise is that you are his gay~friend, not his girlfriend...

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