country rascal

Chill!

A water eel emerged from the bottom of the river, rolled and tried to escape, but was pinched and thrown onto the river beach by a long-handed and long-legged boy.After a while of trotting, he came to the small fire that was set up.Holding the red-hot iron braze in his hand, he directly put a skewer on the eel, and then grilled it.

After a short while, he heard the sound of chi chi, the young man picked up the salt shaker that was placed aside, wiped the eel, and opened his mouth to chew it.Slide down the head, mouth full of oil.

When he finished eating, the boy hurriedly lowered his head to look into his crotch. The bird's pole had already raised its head, as hard as a burning root.

Hey, you're done!

This young man is the famous Chen Fool in Chen Village, named Chen Laihu. He had a tiger head since he was a child, and he could recite the Thousand-Character Classic and the Three-Character Classic at the age of two. After more than ten years, he will definitely be admitted to university and become the first college student in Chencun.

It's a pity that the sky is jealous of talents, Chen Fool climbed a tree to touch a bird's nest when he was seven years old, and fell headfirst.His father, Big Chen, carried him to the town health center and then to the hospital. After half a year of tossing, only one life was saved in the end.As for the brain, he no longer has that cleverness. Since he was eight years old, he would only go around the big tree at the entrance of the village, and sometimes he would chase after the mangy dog ​​at the end of the village to call his father, which became a complete joke in Chencun.

By the time I was seventeen this year, I hadn't gone to school for ten years.However, he is tall and tall, just like his father Chen Fengbo, he is 1.8 meters tall before he is an adult, and he looks like he can grow up.Chen Fengbo is a big man with a height of 1.9 meters and a strong body, and he is still good at farm work.

Seeing that Fool Chen was hopeless, unexpectedly at the beginning of the year, a wandering old monk came. As soon as he entered Chen's house, he took a deep breath, ordered two catties of sauced beef first, and then asked Chen Fengbo's family Not a fool.Ask about the horoscope of birthday again, after a couple of matches, he took out a pack of medicine and wanted to give Chen Laihu a medicinal bath.

For the past ten years, Chen Fengbo didn't know how much money he had spent seeking medical treatment and medicine. Go in, boil the water and put the medicine.

The old monk stood by the tank and watched for a while, his eyes were dim, and after Chen Laihu carried it out, he pulled Chen Fengbo and asked the Chen family if they wanted to have a descendant?Chen Fengbo nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

The old monk said that his medicine was dry, and the man would stick up after soaking it, but Chen Laihu's head was still limp, there must be something wrong with it.

Chen Fengbo was in a hurry at the time, his brain was healed, and if he fell into a man's disease, that's nothing.

The old monk left a sub-prescription for him, with water eel as the main medicine and sweet potato yellow as the auxiliary medicine, mixed together, twice a week, and it took half a year.It's just...Looking at Chen Laihu's horoscope and facial features, this future catastrophe will be inevitable.

So, the old monk told Chen Fengbo that it would take at least three years for Chen Laihu to think about it before he could tell the villagers that if he wanted to break the peach blossom calamity, he had to get more peach blossoms first.

Before Chen Fengbo could figure it out, the old monk left with two catties of sauced beef.

Chen Fengbo first gave Chen Laihu a bath according to the prescription given by the old monk. After his brain recovered, he asked Chen Laihu to catch water eels and dig sweet potato yellow to cure the man's disease.

Looking back at the spirituality in Chen Laihu's eyes, there is a bit of treachery and cunning, how can he be the fool Chen that Chen Village people say, and look at the thing in his crotch, even Xu Er, who is known as the big shotgun in Chen Village, can't compare .

Throwing the steel drill into the river casually, Chen Laihu threw the bird pole and walked home refreshedly, thinking that if he rushed over at this moment, he could still see the wife of Xu Erlian's family coming down from the ground.

Before he had gone far, he heard the sound of splashing water in the river, and Chen Laihu's ears immediately perked up.

Pushing aside the sugarcane grove at Chen Zhishu's house, and walking a few steps forward, he saw a white figure standing in the middle of the river.

There were two deadly cotton balls sticking out of his chest, and he grabbed a small washbasin with his slender hands, scooped half of the water into the river, and then poured it on his shoulders.The water flowed down the collarbone to the flower-bone-like stamen, and then flowed down the pink meat tip, dripping into the water.

The waist was as narrow as that of a tree seedling, and one pair of legs could not be seen standing in the water, but the crotch was lowered down, and the whole buttocks, like a peeled white jade watermelon, were facing Chen Laihu. Make him harden all over immediately.

This woman is Li Guihua, the daughter-in-law of Chen Zhishu's family, who is from another village. She has only been married to Chen Village for half a year, and the men in Chen Village are drooling.She has almond eyes and peach cheeks, she talks coquettishly, and when she walks, her waist shakes like catkins blown by the wind. Even the uncle Niu at the entrance of the village said that he wants to sleep with her, and he is willing to lose ten years of life.

Looking at Chen Laihu, he lost his mind. He lived for 17 years, ten years of which were wasted, let alone looking at this naked woman.

With a grunt in his throat, the soles of his feet slipped, and he stepped on the sugarcane leaves and slipped out.

"Who!"

Li Guihua turned around in a huff, picked up the small washbasin and was about to throw it at it, when she saw that it was Chen Laihu, she was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, the two balls of cotton on her chest trembled like sifting rice.

"I thought it was some short-sighted rascal who dared to peek at my mother's bath, so it was Brother Laihu, what's wrong? I thought my sister-in-law was crazy, and secretly followed her to this sugarcane field, looking for a good time? "

Li Guihua didn't mind being seen by Chen Laihu at all. When she married Chen Zhishu's son, she longed for his family's hundreds of acres of sugarcane grove, and also saw that Chen Zhishu's son looked good. He looks like a guy, and he has no ability at all when he is on the kang.

The bird's pole is the eggplant beaten by Shuang, not to mention hard, it's just big, not even comparable to a finger.Marrying him is really a widow, so that every time Chen Zhishu asks, she has been married for half a year, and she can't tell why her belly doesn't make a sound.

If this Chen Laihu is more handsome than Chen Heigou, and he is a fool, let him take a look at him, what can he do.

Seeing that Chen Laihu was still standing there with a dazed expression on his face, Li Guihua twisted her waist and stepped ashore on the water.

"It's hard to just look at it, Brother Laihu, why don't you touch your sister-in-law?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chen Laihu to agree, he covered the ball of cotton with his palm.

Chen Laihu's stupidity has been cured long ago, he got a cheap one, how could he let it go, his face was still dumbfounded, but he rubbed his hands.The plump breasts were made into a ball of white flour, and two jade peaks were squeezed together from time to time.

Half-pinching and half-rubbing, after a few rubs, Li Guihua became flirtatious.

The legs are tightly clamped. This morning, after getting out of the water, the bottom of the head still seems to be sticky.Some juice dripped out of that place for a long time, and it was as wet as if it was still in water.

Li Guihua winked reproachfully, but wanted to laugh, what's the use of winking with this fool, can he understand this?Looking down, he was surprised.

"Okay, Chen Laihu, do you dare to touch the sugarcane of the branch secretary's house? Are you afraid that I will tell the branch secretary that the bones have been torn apart?"

"No, I didn't touch..."

Chen Laihu was taken aback. Where did this groundless accusation come from?Let the branch secretary know about this, so what's the matter?

Who in Chencun doesn't understand that Chen Jinshui and Chen Zhishu are right. If he says that the white radish is black, no one will dare to say it is white.Even Chen Fengbo, that tall and hidden man, feared him.In front of him, he didn't dare to straighten up and speak.

"You didn't touch the sugarcane, so what is it?"

Li Guihua stretched out her hand and pulled it out, holding it tightly.

Chen Laihu immediately took a deep breath, and his whole body became half shorter.

Li Guihua's complexion also changed accordingly, she let go of her hand, but she still refused to let go, half biting her lip, and waited for Chen Laihu to recover before saying: "You have to let sister-in-law see if this is touching the sugarcane, I also Well, go back and tell the branch secretary."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but pull Chen Laihu's trousers and swipe down, even the lining of the trousers was torn off.

Ho!

Li Guihua looked at the big thing that almost slapped her face, and was speechless.

This thing is several times bigger than Chen Jinshui's son when placed horizontally and vertically, and it is almost like a boa constrictor, and it swings back and forth. If you can use this thing, you will laugh in your dreams.

"It's really, really good."

Chen Laihu pretended to be crazy and stupid, and touched Li Guihua's chest with his hands, making her feel hot all over.This time being touched by him again, it's different from before.That's because he wanted to play a fake dragon and virtual phoenix, but this time, he looked at the real thing, how could he let it go so easily.

"Brother Laihu, is it too high and uncomfortable?"

"Yes……"

"Come on, my sister-in-law will help you slowly." Li Guihua's heart was already in a mess as the boiling water splashed under her head.She had had a man before she married, and there was more than one. She didn't know how to do this well. It has been neglected for half a year.

At the east end of the sugarcane field, on the side of Xiaohewan Branch, no one came in broad daylight, so let's finish this good thing first.

Taking Chen Laihu's crutch to the river beach, Li Guihua took the laundry to be washed as a pad, and Li Guihua eagerly led Chen Laihu to do things.

Chen Laihu didn't understand this, she understood, so she guided Chen Laihu, impatiently trying to guide that thing in.The big mallet leaned between those legs, and it just rubbed against each other, as if some magical power had been applied, making Li Guihua gasp.

Holding the end of the pole and grinding it outside the door, the previous anxiety slowed down, and Li Guihua wanted to enjoy the feeling of numbing and electricity.

Chen Laihu couldn't stand this kind of tossing, and he was about to drill into the hole while holding the bird pole.

"Why are you in a hurry?" Li Guihua said angrily, feeling that the heat was almost ready, she grabbed the swollen thing and wanted to stuff it in...

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, I want, go, go home..."

As soon as Chen Laihu said, Li Guihua became anxious, what did this idiot do, it was only one step away, how could it stop now?Then he raised his leg and pressed on his waist, and stuffed the pole head into it.

Only half a head down, Li Guihua broke into a cold sweat.

I saw that the thing was big, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful, but it was not only big, but also hard and hot, like a red-hot long strip of charcoal just picked up from the brazier.

Just as he was about to say slow down, Chen Laihu pressed down on his waist, and the whole bird pole disappeared.

Li Guihua screamed and fell on Chen Laihu, exhaling more than inhaling, rolling her eyes.

"Sister-in-law, what's the matter with you?"

"You bastard, you want to kill your sister-in-law, ouch, you still move..."

Chen Laihu smirked, straightened his waist back and forth.

I have never seen pork eaten, and I have seen pigs run away. There are a few companies in this village who do not shy away from doing that.

Li Guihua pinched Chen Laihu's waist, at first she couldn't bear it, but after doing it a few times, she felt better.This dry well was also gurgling sweet water, and she called out softly.

The two rolled on the ground, Li Guihua sat on top, shaking her hips desperately, she never thought that this was the first time Chen Laihu did this.

Chen Laihu's hand was pressed on Li Guihua's waist, the skin was tender and fleshy, and it felt extremely smooth. When it slid down, it reached the hip bone. , pinch hard, speed up.

"Stop, stop, your sister-in-law is dead, take it easy, don't keep trying..."

Within half a hour of ringing the bell, Li Guihua was covered in sweat, and she didn't even have the strength to get up, and she was lying there limply, letting Chen Laihu exert all her strength.How could she have thought that she would find a treasure, and it would be a life-threatening treasure.

"Laihu, your sister-in-law is dead, don't...tomorrow, let's agree, come back tomorrow..."

Seeing that it was hurting, Li Guihua got up in a hurry and waved her hands begging for mercy.

Look down there, ho, it's all swollen.

Chen Laihu nodded with a smile, and Li Guihua's heart trembled, thinking of something: "Don't tell Uncle Six when you go home, what Uncle Six wants to ask you, don't say you met me, okay?"

After receiving Chen Laihu's affirmative reply, Li Guihua left with the washbasin in her arms.

This flirtatious woman, Chen Laihu smiled with his mouth twisted as soon as she walked away, looked at the sun, and then suddenly remembered that he had to go to see the fat aunt and Xu Er's stupid wife, so he ran into the sugarcane field and talked for a while. Gen chopped it off with a hatchet, tore off his coat and wrapped it up, and walked quickly to the hill behind the village.

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