country rascal

After eating for more than an hour, the fat aunt's legs were a little wobbly when she came out, and she rolled her eyes resentfully, making Chen Laihu feel a little embarrassed.The well circumference of Auntie Fatty's well was swollen a bit, if she could bear it once, she would keep doing it if she couldn't bear it.Accompany her to the pharmacy to buy ketoconazole ointment, and accompany her to the public toilet to apply it.

After walking for a few minutes, the coolness of the ointment came up, which made me feel better.

"You should push harder next time, my place is shallow, but I can't stand your reckless handling."

The fat aunt said quietly, and Chen Laihu laughed: "I didn't exert much force. You moved too much yourself, and you knew that your door was swollen, not to mention that the head of my pole was peeled off..."

"Isn't it? Why didn't I see it, don't scare your aunt."

The fat aunt suddenly became nervous, such a precious thing can be broken, so what can I do, it will take a long time.

"Just kidding, this is not a tender meat, it will break if you use it casually, don't worry, as long as my aunt can bear it, it's fine to cook it seven or eight times a day."

The fat aunt pushed him back and said: "I just know how to tease your aunt, you donkey thing, you can't stand it twice a day, seven or eight times, you treat your aunt as a donkey?"

"Fat aunt is much more valuable than a female donkey..."

Chen Laihu made the fat aunt laugh, and she said, "Everyone says you are a fool, why don't you look the same when you look left and right?"

"My stupid illness sometimes doesn't work. When I'm stupid, just don't push me away."

"No," the fat aunt looked at him and suddenly thought of something, her eyes darkened, "Your Uncle An Ren is all wrong, and it's all over. He left me almost 30 yuan for everything he said, and I even told him No son was born, hey..."

The bitterness and suffering in the words made Chen Laihu stunned: "How about this, Auntie, just give birth to me..."

"Hey, what are you talking about, if the whole village knows about it, can I still go out?"

Fat aunt blushed, and Chen Laihu asked, "When the first seven days are over and Uncle An Ren is buried, auntie will go back to her mother's house?"

"That's what I planned, but Chen Jinshui pressed me hard. If I don't go back to my mother's house to hide for a while, something will happen sooner or later. Now that I have borrowed money from the village committee, he has no reason to force me. I have lived here for ten years. In the coming year, I just think about..."

"It's fine if you don't rush back. My aunt's family doesn't usually help. When Uncle Anren passed away, they came to my door to ask my aunt to go back quickly to help with farm work. I also want my aunt to marry again so that I can get the gift money. a relative of yours?"

I heard Aunt Fat mention everything, and Chen Laihu was a little annoyed, so Aunt Fat hummed and said, "Then live in the village first, and think about what to do later."

As he spoke, he walked to the street market in the town.A few tens of meters away is the bus station. The stalls here sell old magazines from the second-hand book market in the city, or some antiques collected by the peddlers from various villages. It’s not a big deal. The documents are also screened and left behind.

If it is really worth it, take it to the county and let the shopkeeper at the cultural relics market look at it. The rest of these are fake, and the remaining [-]% ​​are also soaked in water, like the ones from the Republic of China. It is said that it is from the Ming Dynasty.

Not to mention, some people in Dingjiang Town were really cheated, and even went to the police station to file a lawsuit.

Chen Laihu and Fat Aunt were passing by, and he didn't want to stop to look at it, but after walking a few steps, Chen Laihu suddenly stopped moving, and Fat Aunt looked back at him: "Why don't you leave, or you won't be able to catch the bus if it's too late."

"Let me take a look first, Auntie, wait for me in front of you."

Chen Laihu stared at a stall selling used books and couldn't move his eyes away.

The stall was an old man of some age, half of his hair was white, and he was packing things from the left side of the stall.Seeing him staring at it, he said, "Little brother, is there someone you like? I'm about to stop now. If you want someone you like, I'll give you a cheap price."

On the street stalls are all old books such as Selected Works of Mao Zedong, and more than a dozen thread-bound books, which seem to be from the period of the Republic of China. A piece was eaten by a worm.

What Chen Laihu took a look at was a thread-bound book that was about [-]% to [-]% new, about half a finger thick, and when he picked it up, he turned to the back cover, his eyes sparkling.

Just passing by, suddenly the whole stall was dark, only this old thread-bound book was shining white, and there was some yellow light shining on the back cover, I'm afraid there may be some mystery.

"Master, how much is this book?"

The old man smiled when he saw him pick up the book: "You still need to read this kind of book at a young age?"

Chen Laihu was startled, turned over to look at the cover, and immediately burst out laughing.

""The Record of Spring Events"? Grandpa, isn't this a erotic picture?"

"Isn't it, you can't read through it?" The old man said with a smile, "If you really want this book, I won't open my mouth like a lion, and I will do it for two hundred."

Someone nearby laughed: "Old Liu, are you crazy about money? Just that fake book can still sell for two hundred? Little brother, let me tell you, just the things on it, you can buy a copy of physical hygiene casually." stronger than it."

The old man ignored him, and saw that Chen Laihu was frowning, afraid that he would retreat, so he said: "One hundred and five, little brother, you see, this book is a thread-bound book, and it is definitely a product of the Republic of China. Is it a good ending?"

Chen Laihu looked intently, and saw that the yellow light on the back cover slowly shrunk and turned into a square shape, which was still a little thick, as if it had been folded in half, and there were tooth marks on the corners. Here comes the stamp.

He stretched out his hand to touch the back cover, and after confirming that there was an interlayer, Chen Laihu decided to take a gamble, one hundred and fifty is not too expensive, this book will not shine for no reason.

"Can it be less? I have to save some money to take the car back to the village. Give it a whole, one hundred?"

The old man frowned as if he had made a big decision before he clapped his hands and said, "One hundred is one hundred, it's considered as making friends with the little brother."

Chen Laihu touched his pocket, beckoned the fat aunt over to give the money, took the book and hurriedly walked to a nearby stationery store, bought a utility knife, and carefully cut the back cover.

"Laihu, what are you doing? The book bought for 100 yuan was scratched like this?" Fat Aunt said distressedly.

She has just come from a hard life, and the money is still Mao's spending.

"It's nothing, let me see if there is something in here..."

As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers to hold a light yellow thing.

"Is this a stamp?" Aunt Fat wanted to touch it curiously.

Chen Laihu hurriedly fended her off. Anything that shines is a good thing. You can tell that this stamp is old just by looking at it. I don’t know who put it in this "Spring Events Record". It is so well hidden. , must be worth a lot.

Spread out the whole page of stamps, there are about forty sheets, with a dragon drawn on it, big on the right of the top, Qing on the left, traditional characters of the post office on the right in the middle, five cents on the left, and five cents in the middle. English is also written on the top and bottom of the dragon.

The whole page of stamps was folded into two equal parts from the middle along the tooth line, and the face of the stamps was not damaged. Judging from the old and new ones, at least [-]% of them are new. Chen Laihu folded the stamps in the original half and put them back In the book, I flipped through the book a few more times, then my eyes widened, and I flipped through it quickly.

The whole book is all about intercourse, and there are about 72 pictures, which are called 72 styles of intercourse according to the book.

Each picture has detailed annotations below. In the previous part of the narrative, it is also mentioned that there are the so-called seven major murder weapons and ten famous weapons. The judgment criteria are explained in the final appendix.

The fat aunt leaned her head to look at it, her face flushed, and she spat out what the hell it was, and she bought it for 100 yuan.

Chen Laihu laughed, put away the book, and took the bus back to the village with her.

When she arrived in the village, Aunt Fat hurried home. It was almost dinner time, and those who were working in the fields were coming to watch the night again, so they had to prepare the meal quickly, and Chen Laihu also rushed home.

Zhao Xiumei was cooking in the kitchen, saw him come back, just about to stop him, she saw him go into his room, wiped his hands and chased after him.

"Where did you go this afternoon? Chen Jinshui said that Chen Heigou lost his face and wanted our family to pay for it. Your father asked you to come back and go to Chen Jinshui's house to apologize."

"I'm not going, I have something else to do..."

"You child, be soft, our family can pay a lot less..."

Zhao Xiumei became worried when she said that: "Chen Jinshui said that at least one hundred thousand yuan should be paid. How can our family have that kind of money? Your father said that it would be a big deal to fight him desperately. I'm afraid that something will happen to your father, so you can't just apologize?"

Seeing his mother's sad face, Chen Laihu said, "Compensate him for being a bastard. The black dog did it first. It doesn't make sense for him to say it. Why should he compensate him? Mother, don't worry, if he wants to come hard, I will There is a way."

"What can you do?" Zhao Xiumei was worried all afternoon, and when she heard that he had a solution, her eyes lit up.

"If there is a way, there is a way, mother, don't worry about it."

Chen Laihu drove her outside, Zhao Xiumei backed away, shook her head and went into the kitchen to cook.

Chen Laihu remembered that there was a stamp-collecting book at home, which was left by his cousin Chen Bingli before she went to study abroad.After flipping around at the end of the bed for a while, he turned out the stamp collecting book.Spread it out on the bed, and look for the pages of Qing Dynasty stamps.

"I rely on!"

Chen Laihu's eyes widened, and he looked at the book. It said that this stamp was called Dalong five cent silver, and it was the most expensive of all Dalong stamps.This has to be subdivided and there are differences between thin paper and thick lines, but at least one piece costs between [-] and [-].

Based on the cheapest price of 30 yuan, these forty pieces of Dalong five-percent silver are worth more than [-] yuan.

Chen Laihu was so excited that his hands trembled. He didn't want to take the fat aunt's money, but it didn't mean he didn't care about money. Hundreds of thousands was definitely an astronomical figure for the Chen family. He spent a lot of money on his medical treatment these years. If his family was forced to pay for compensation, his family had no choice but to sell the yard.

"I'm grass, grass, grass, grass, grass..."

Chen Laihu walked around the room excitedly, holding "Spring Events Record" with his head down, kissing and touching, and suddenly thought that if the stamps were to be cashed out, who would they turn to?

After much deliberation, I still plan to go to the cultural relics market in the county, where there are several philatelic stores.

After flipping through the "Spring Events Record" several times, my heart was agitated and I ran to the fat aunt.

She was still pouted to greet people, and when she saw him coming, she was taken aback for a moment, and was called to the back bedroom with a wink from him. As soon as the door closed, she knew what he was going to do, thinking that she hadn't done enough in the town during the day?But……

She couldn't help but think too much, pulled down her trousers, and Chen Laihu held down her tender buttocks and looked at her for a long while, with her mouth crooked in frustration.

"What are you doing, there are people outside, don't make trouble."

The fat aunt was pulling her trousers to get up, but Chen Laihu saw that they were all undressed, so he took out a bird stick and rubbed it on her buttocks.

Half soft but not hard, it is enough for the fat aunt to drink a pot. The temperature is the same as that of a bamboo pole that has been boiled under the stove for a long time.

Chen Laihu's fuss over the past few days made her heart itch badly, and her demands unknowingly increased.

I think it was too repressed before, but now once there is a place to release, it is like a river that bursts its embankment, and it leaks out for thousands of miles, and it is out of control.

After grinding a few times, the bird pole swelled so much that it was about to explode, and regardless of the swelling and pain on the fat aunt's lower side, he grabbed her buttocks with both hands and hugged her directly.

"Laihu, what are you doing?"

The fat aunt kicked her feet wildly and wanted to step on the ground, but her legs were hugged by Chen Laihu, so she couldn't touch them.

Chen Laihu just laughed, according to the "Spring Events Record", poke the bird pole into the depths of Fat Aunt's Taoyuan, and lift her up and down...