country rascal

Ning Yan went out with her coat first, asked the salesperson to pack it in a bag, and waited for Chen Laihu to come out to pay.I didn't ask the salesperson to fold the clothes, but stuffed them into the bag directly, and the liquid was all over them. After I folded them, I found something wrong when I folded them.

Chen Laihu waited for Ning Yan to lure the salesperson away before coming out, paid the money, and ran to the school.

Over there, Liu Xuejing and the others waited so long to play the landlord with a deck of cards.

"Why did I just come back? It's already 01:30, I'm so hungry, the cafeteria is out of food, and I need to help you get a meal card..."

"What a big deal, why don't you get a meal card, let's go out to eat if there is no meal, oh, by the way, why do you still have an e-cup?"

Liu Xuejing smiled and squinted at him: "Didn't you see it? Hu Ni has e..."

"You think I'm blind? If she wants e, I'll have g. Come on, take it, hurry up, I'll wait for you."

Chen Laihu saw the janitor squinting at him, and smiled at her.

"What are you laughing at? Which class are you in?"

"I'm laughing at me, I'm doing your shit," Chen Laihu stopped laughing, "Look at your gate, what are you doing with this business? You're just guarding the gate, why don't you care where I stand?"

"Hey!" Aunt Wang almost lost her temper. She has never seen Chen Laihu like this, who dared to disrespect her like a firecracker.

Even though she is just a gatekeeper, whoever comes to wait for a girl is not allowed to flatter her, and if there is nothing wrong, they will bring a piece of fruit, buy some food and give her a bribe.

That's good, the boy scolded her as soon as he looked at him, and she turned pale with anger.

"Let me tell you, you leave your name, and I will find your class teacher later!"

"You look for it, what are you talking to her about? Just me standing downstairs in the girls' dormitory? Fuck, the world is big, and the school hasn't banned anyone from standing here, right? You don't look at your gate, and you don't care if I laugh or not. Laughing? I laughed at me. You saw it. That’s your luck. If you think I’m laughing at you, don’t worry, it’s just you? A piece of pork that can walk, it’s rare for me to laugh.”

Aunt Wang was furious, this dead child didn't respect her, and the words from her mouth were still jumping out like fried beans, every word hit her so hard that she didn't even have the will to live.

Aunt Wang is over 50, and she is fat in middle age. She has not grown upwards for a long time, but has grown on both sides. Her weight is often weighed when passing by the pharmacy, and she has always been around [-].Her height is only [-], which is a few less than her weight, which has always been her heart disease.

Don't say that, money can't buy you old and thin.

But these boys who come here to pick up girls and wait for girls, who dare to say that she is fat?Isn't that uncomfortable?

This raw face also said that she is a pork, bah!Is there such a big piece of pork?

"You, you, if you have the ability, tell me which class you are in. Okay, if you don't tell me, I can find out if you don't tell me. Is that Liu Xuejing who just came down? I'll ask her class teacher."

Liu Xuejing is also considered a well-known person in school. Although she doesn't live in school, she often comes to Hu Ni's place, and Aunt Wang recognizes her.

"Just ask Murong's wedding dress, and see if she can give you a good face."

Chen Laihu didn't want to talk to her anymore, could she still hit someone if she was aggressive?These shrews generally have sharp eyesight, Chen Laihu's body was posing there, she wanted to strike first, but she didn't care, the beating was still in vain.

Aunt Wang was so angry that Liu Xuejing and the others came downstairs. She rushed out of the hut and grabbed Hu Ni's hand and asked, "Who is that? Is it from your third (third) class? What's his name?"

"Aunt Wang, what are you doing? My hand hurts from your grip. You have to ask me carefully."

Hu Ni was also angry. Seeing Chen Laihu blinking there, she forcefully threw her hand away, and pulled Liu Xuejing out.

"Hu Ni, hello, you dare to ignore me, be careful!"

"Hey, Aunt Wang, what do you mean by that? Are you trying to bully Hu Ni? Believe it or not, I'm going to find the principal right now!" Liu Xuejing turned around and said, she shrank her head and shrank, and naturally muttered After a while, I didn't dare to pester them any more.

But she remembered the character Chen Laihu.

"Why did you have a fight with her? We heard it upstairs."

Hu Ni asked Chen Laihu, she was not afraid of Aunt Wang, but it would be troublesome to provoke such a person.

"I smiled kindly. She thought I was laughing at her, so she scolded me, and asked me which class threatened me, thinking that I was frightened? I immediately pushed back, and I said she was a piece of pork that could walk. , she was about to faint..."

Hu Ni was still struggling at first, but was amused by these words, hugging Liu Xuejing and Luo Xiaoqi, the three of them laughed together.

Accompanied Chen Laihu to the cafeteria to apply for a meal card. The cafeteria here is quite big, clean and relatively formal.Liu Xuejing asked Chen Laihu to deposit 200 yuan in the card, and told him to treat him to eat at Xiangjing Building outside.

This restaurant sounds high-end, and it's close. It's diagonally across from the county center. It's a small high-rise on the fourth floor. It's not even past dinner time yet, and the lobby is still half full.Asked if there was a private room, asked for one, went in with them, and asked them to order.

Chen Laihu took out his cigarette and ordered it. Hu Ni slapped her hands and said, "Why do you always like to smoke? It's not good."

"I can't get rid of the problems I have contracted since I was a child. Let's talk about it after I have a child."

Liu Xuejing sneered there: "How old do you want to have children?"

"Don't even mention it, there are still fewer seventeen or eighteen married families in our village? You went out when you were young, Huang Li, you know? You got married last year, and now your belly is swollen like a watermelon..."

As soon as the words were opened, he talked endlessly, but he didn't eat much food.After checking the time, I realized that class was about to start, so I wiped my mouth and ran back.Before reaching the gate, Liu Xuejing suddenly remembered something: "There is no class in the afternoon, what are we in a hurry for?"

"Why no class?" Hu Ni remembered as soon as she said it, "Yes, it's a physical examination, right?"

"Yes, every year we have to have a physical examination. The previous two years were scheduled in the morning, but this year I forgot to schedule it in the afternoon." Liu Xuejing is not in a hurry now. "At three o'clock, there are so many people in the school, I don't know Can we finish the inspection by six o'clock?"

When I arrived at the school, I saw four white ambulances painted with the logo of the county hospital parked at the playground. Murong's wedding dress was leaning on her waist under the eaves of the Shaw Building. Wang Huai and the others were queuing up in front. Seeing Liu Xuejing and the others just came back, they waved Said: "You are only here as the class monitor, hurry up and distribute the forms to the students."

Everyone has to take one, everything from eyesight to heart and lung function needs to be done, and the doctor will stamp it when it is done, and then send it to Murong Wedding Dress.Liu Xuejing said ah, obviously forgot about it, so she hurriedly took the watch and gave it to Wang Huai and the others.

Chen Laihu was not in a hurry to get his watch, he walked to Murong's wedding dress and said, "How big are your breasts?"

"What?" Murong Wedding Dress was taken aback, and raised her hand to slap him, but Chen Laihu rushed into the queue with one leap.

This little bastard, why is his chest so big, is he mentally ill?

Chen Laihu took the watch, and Liu Xuejing asked him to wait, and she took him to do it after handing out the watch.

This is all worried that he doesn't understand these things, after all, he hasn't gone to school for many years.

"Student Chen, let's compare lung capacity?" Wang Huai squinted and said, "Do you dare?"

"What is there not to dare? Where to compare?"

Seeing that Hu Ni wanted to persuade, Chen Laihu waved his hand to let Wang Huai lead the way.

Regarding lung capacity, Wang Huai is more confident. He plays the main force in the school basketball team, and he exercises all day long, which is much better than ordinary students.

When they got to the queue, Wang Huai let out a roar, and all the students stepped aside, and those who knew that his father was Wang Yaowang pretended not to notice.The main thing is that this is not a big deal, and there is no need to be serious.

Chen Laihu laughed as soon as he saw it, which was good, and he called Liu Xuejing and the others over before he had to wait in line.

Wang Huai stood in front of the machine first, and he blew first.

As soon as I inhaled and blew, the machine turned over the midline. The doctor raised his thumb to indicate that it was very good, and then made a record.

"Come here, classmate Chen..."

When Chen Laihu finished his breath and was about to blow, Wang Huai suddenly said, "What's the point of this comparison, or if either of us loses, please dance tonight!"

He was very thieves, which meant to disrupt Chen Laihu's rhythm.

Chen Laihu wasn't fooled, he didn't mess up at all, he just watched the thing turn over slowly until it turned over completely.

Now even Wang Huai was dumbfounded, I am stupid, this surname is Chen, isn't it a tiger?

"It's full, I guess I can blow it again."

Liu Xuejing said happily, Hu Ni also patted Chen Laihu on the shoulder and agreed, while Luo Xiaoqi blushed, obviously very happy.

"Wang Huai, you lost, where are you going to dance at night?"

"Hu Ni, before I finished speaking, he blew it up. I said that I won two out of three sets, and the next set will be a match of eyesight..."

"You're playing a rogue, how can you win two out of three sets, do you want to be ashamed?"

Liu Xuejing snorted, Wang Huai was a little embarrassed, but wanted to save face. Many students here were watching, so he said: "If he wants to win me again in the eyesight competition, then I will admit defeat."

When we came to the eye chart, Wang Huai went first. He had excellent eyesight, so he thought of this. When both eyes are tested, he will get a perfect score.

"If Chen Laihu is also a perfect score, how can it be calculated?"

"That's the third item. What's there to say about it? Isn't it two wins in three sets?"

Wang Huai said confidently, and Liu Xuejing looked at Chen Laihu: "Are you confident?"

"Let's do this, students, give way!"

When Chen Laihu came to a place about 20 meters away from the eye chart, the doctors who tested eyesight looked at each other. There were four lined up to test eyesight. There were four doctors in total, and the remaining three also turned to look at this side.

If you can get full marks for more than 20 meters, isn't that against the sky?

"Full score!"

After Chen Laihu finished the test, Wang Huai lost his temper like a discouraged ball. Let alone more than 20 meters away, he was standing at 15 meters away, and he couldn't even see the letters in the penultimate row.

"I would like to admit defeat, and I will wait for your treat tonight." Liu Xuejing said with a smile.

After Chen Laihu finished the physical examination, he ran upstairs, where there was an electrocardiogram check, and he had to take off his clothes.All the girls went there, and Liu Xuejing and the others were also queuing there, and the doctors were all female doctors, and the curtains were all hung up.

Chen Laihu leaned against the door and opened his eyes, and saw a girl who was 1.6 meters tall and five feet tall lifted up her clothes. She was wearing the big bra he bought.

Note to readers:

The first update arrives, the second update will come soon, ask for red envelopes in the New Year, hee hee!