Detecting fragrance and ugly concubine

The strange man who appeared strangely was about the same age as Zeng Liang, his face was extremely pale, and his absent-minded eyes stared at her blankly, a bit like a ghost in her imagination.

"You don't know me anymore?" the man asked gloomily.

Zeng Liang shuddered all over, and replied with a blank face, "I don't know each other, but it looks familiar. Hey, buddy, where have we met?"

The man's eyes turned cold, "Do you still remember Maodou?"

"Modou, remember...remember."

Maodou used to be the child of Zeng Liang's next-door neighbor, and she was in the same grade and in a different class from her. When the two were eight years old, Maodou suddenly disappeared one day. They searched the whole town and couldn't find him. Everyone agreed that Maodou He must have been abducted. Over the years, Maodou's parents have had other children, but they have never given up looking for him. Whenever they mention him who is missing, they always burst into tears...

Zeng Liang widened his eyes, pointed at Maodou and said excitedly, "Could it be that you are the grown-up Maodou? It seems a bit like wow, hey, where have you been abducted all these years? Why did you come back now? You Do you know that your parents—"

Before Zeng Liang finished speaking, Maodou interrupted her angrily, "Where did I go, you should know best."

Zeng Liang spread his hands innocently, "Sorry, I don't know."

"On the fourth day of April that year, you stood at the head of a loose plank and jumped up and down happily. I secretly stood at the end of the plank. I wanted to jump hard and let the head of the plank tilt up to scare you. Who knew Although the top end of the plank was up, but when my feet were about to hit the ground, they fell under the upturned plank, hum, do you know what is placed under the plank?"

Zeng Liang realized that he could not remember what happened so long ago at all, so he could only shake his head blankly.

"It's a septic tank!" Maodou gritted his teeth, "My body was flooded by feces, but my soul jumped into the body of the dung fairy who was in charge of the feces. From then on, I became an unlucky dung fairy, and it was all because of you." !"

Zeng Liang was shocked and helpless, she understood what Mao Dou meant, did he blame her for accidentally killing him?

With a sneer, Zeng Liang deliberately gave him a thumbs up, "It's good to be a dung fairy, although it sounds a bit indecent, but people have to shit, right? No matter what, you have changed from a human to a fairy, congratulations."

Maodou stared, "It's good to be a god, but it also depends on which kind of god it is. Because I emit a stench all over, other gods isolate me, and even those demons and ghosts avoid me. It's a great shame."

"It turns out that you are worrying about this." Zeng Liang turned his head and raised his voice and asked, "Could it be that you come to disturb me every time I have dreams, just to get revenge on me?"

"of course."

Zeng Liang suddenly realized and sighed, "Okay, you can disturb me, but only in my dream, please don't disturb me in reality, okay?"

Maodou sneered, "You no longer have reality."

"What do you mean?"

"You just beat yourself to death."

"What?" Zeng Liang touched his head, which still seemed to be in pain, with a look of astonishment, "Are you kidding?"

"Don't talk nonsense with you, I'm here to negotiate a deal with you," Mao Dou said solemnly, "I asked the Jade Emperor, and he said that the person who untied the bell had to tie it, and he had to send you to the place where Xiangjun was reincarnated as a human being." , I rely on you to find Xiangjun, pluck all his armpit hair, and wait for me to drink the potion boiled with armpit hair as a primer to get rid of the stinking situation. From then on, I can continue to be a dung fairy or reincarnate as a human also may."

Zeng Liang listened carefully, half felt that he was having an absurd dream, half felt that he had encountered something rare, so he couldn't help asking, "Who is Xiangjun?"

"As opposed to the stinking fairy who is in charge of all kinds of odors in the world, he is the god in charge of all kinds of fragrances in the world."

Zeng Liang nodded half-understanding, "Oh, can you give me some hints, such as whether the reincarnated Xiang Jun is a man or a woman, what is his age, his identity and name, and even his appearance?"

She had already made a wishful thinking in her heart, thinking that as long as she found that person, she would get some medicine to put him in a coma first, and then pull out his armpit hair directly. How easy and convenient would it be?

Mao Dou seemed to see through what Zeng Liang was thinking, and said with a blank eye, "I only know that he is a man, and his body fragrance is very unique and pleasant, and I don't know anything else."

"Are you trying to trick me on purpose?"

"Idiot! Do you think I have the leisure to delay my time getting rid of the stench?"

"What if I refuse?"

"Then you will be imprisoned in the septic tank by me."

"Vicious! If I help you get things done, what good is there?"

"I can plead with Hades to let you be your original self, and even help you marry Fang Lin."

As soon as he heard that he could marry Fang Lin, whom he had dreamed of, Zeng Liang's eyes straightened immediately, and he said with a heartbeat, "Is there a deadline?"

"No, but if you can't find Xiangxian, I will always destroy your marriage and make you lonely forever."

"You are ruthless! Okay, deal!"

Not long after Zeng Liang nodded in agreement, he felt his body fly up lightly, and there was a white blur in front of his eyes, as if there was only lingering mist and nothing else.

She thought that she was just making a serious joke with someone in her dream, but she didn't expect that absurd things that shouldn't be taken seriously could come true.