Fragrant spring

Elegant Spring - '3 Chopper Jump

"Brother Qiang digs the ground, how can I not kill the pig, I will kill the pig if I can't sell it all." Lin Hua said righteously, in fact, anyone can tell that this kind of righteousness is for his own benefit.Just know so what, Lin Hua is the only pig butcher in Muwa Village, with his own business.Following Shaoqiang's example, Lin Hua carefully opened the iron cover of the electronic lighter. When the music sounded, Lin Hua turned his head sideways and lit the cigarette.Lin Hua took the lighter and turned it around to have a look. He thought the person who invented this thing was really interesting. He even sang after lighting a lighter. Next time he went to the county, he would buy one himself.

Shaoqiang saw that Lin Hua couldn't put it down while holding the lighter, so he boasted: "In the county town, anyone who can use this kind of lighter must have an official position above the bureau chief. If you don't believe me, look at the small officials in our village, who can afford it."

Lin Hua knew that Shaoqiang was bragging, so he didn't try to expose him. Anyway, in this drowsy afternoon, someone accompanied him to brag, just to relieve boredom.So the two chattered all over the world, and the most talked about was how Shaoqiang used that gold bar to venture into Shenzhen, and how he made a fortune from the stock line painted by the country.

As it was blowing, the sun was blowing to the west without knowing it. At this time, Erpang and Hailun came from the other side of Shauguping, chatting about something.When he walked to the door of Ah Feng's shop, Er Pang saw that there was still a lot of meat left on the meat table. He lifted the mosquito net and said to Lin Hua: "Hua Zi, you still have so much meat left, how much meat do you still have?" Bragging over there."

Lin Hua was taken advantage of, and he said unceremoniously: "It's all your fault, you are so fat, no one wants to kill you."

People in the village are used to making jokes, and are generally not angry with such innocuous ridicule. Er Fatty pretended to take the pork away, and said: "Since no one wants it, and it's my meat, then I will take it away." Take it easy, take it home by yourself."

Lin Hua laughed loudly, "If you guess the weight, I'll give you the meat."

Er Fatty picked up the meat, weighed it, and said, "Fifteen catties."

Hailun next to him looked at the piece of meat for a while, and said dissatisfied: "It's definitely not fifteen catties, I think thirteen catties is no more."

In this poor and remote Muwa Village, there are basically no entertainment programs at ordinary times, but now it has become an entertainment program to estimate the weight of this piece of pork.Lin Hua and Shaoqiang also came over, everyone weighed the weight, each said their own weight, Lin Hua was about to use the scale to weigh, to see who said the closest weight, the scale hook has not been hooked yet Pork, suddenly, Shaoqiang stopped Lin Hua, he said: "Don't call me, come chop the meat, who dares to chop with me?"

Lin Hua replied without hesitation: "I, I'll chop it with you." Cutting meat and jumping is also a kind of gambling, but the bet is not money, but pork, that is, two people who gamble quote a weight, and then each cut a piece of pork , See who cuts the closest weight, the winner will take away the two pieces of meat, and the loser will have to honestly help pay.There are also some small rules, for example, it can be defined as the separation of the flesh, then it is considered complete.It can also be defined as cut off. If you think it is too light or heavy, you can cut a little to make up or cut a little away.This is commonly known as chopping meat jumping.

"I won't chop with you. You touch meat knives every day. Wouldn't it be a scholar moving to chop with you? You two, who would dare to chop with me?" Shaoqiang looked at Erpang and Hailun, speaking provocatively.

Jiang Feng and Xia Lian, who were watching TV in the store, also came out to watch the excitement, Jiang Feng asked curiously: "Uncle Qiang, what is a scholar moving?"

Lin Hua often gambled with Shaoqiang in the past, and he was used to Shaoqiang repeating those old sayings, so he rushed to help and said: "Xiucai's move is full of books, the loser of books, your Uncle Qiang is a cultural person, the books of books have arrived His mouth became a book for losing money."

As soon as Lin Hua finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.Shaoqiang didn't feel embarrassed, he was just a gambler, and now there was no one in Muwa Village to gamble, so he was just looking for someone to play with.He also said: "Cut one catty to one catty, do you dare?"

Hailun couldn't bear it any longer, he rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm here, I won't see who wins, what are you afraid of, will you cut first or I will cut first?"

Someone bet against him, Shaoqiang was very happy, he hadn't bet for half a year, and his hands were already itchy.He couldn't wait to pick up the knife and said: "I'll come first, is it broken with a knife or can it be refilled?"

Hai Lun had already rolled up her cuffs, but Shao Qiang took the lead just because she said something polite, so she folded her arms in front of her chest and said, "As you please."

"Simply, cut it off with a single knife." As he spoke, he held the pork with one hand, and held the knife in the other, and slowly cut it off with gestures. When the cut was about to break, he stopped the knife again and looked around.

The few onlookers were silent, their eyes were fixed on the knife in Shaoqiang's hand, and they estimated in their hearts how much Shaoqiang's knife would weigh.Although Shaoqiang didn't want to cut it with Lin Hua, Lin Hua was happy in his heart. Seeing that today's pork was about to be sold out, someone came to chop the meat. The dozens of catties of pork may not be enough to cut.

Shaoqiang used the tip of the knife to cut the almost broken pork, looked left and right, and finally made up his mind to cut off the meat at once.He picked up the meat and weighed it, then put it aside, stepped aside and said, "It's your turn."

Hailun seldom cooks, and the hand holding the knife looks a bit awkward, so he carefully cut off a piece of meat.

As soon as Hai Lun cut off the meat, Er Pang shook his head and said, "Brother Lun, I think you may lose this knife. Your knife is at least one catty, which is more than that."

Hailun compared the meat cut by Guo Shaoqiang with his own, and he really felt that his cut was much heavier. He threw the meat in front of Lin Hua, and said dejectedly: "Oh! Don't worry, just lose. "Although Hailun is a rich man, he has never gambled before, and he still feels quite uncomfortable after losing a catty of pork.

Lin Hua picked up the scale, skillfully hooked the scale hook, picked up the meat, and said, "I haven't weighed it yet, so I don't know who will win."

The one weighed first was the one cut by Shaoqiang. As the weight moved out bit by bit, to Shaoqiang and Erpang’s surprise, the string tied to the weight moved a little bit past the [-], and the beam became flat. Yes, neither up nor down.Lin Hua stretched out the scale, showed it to everyone, and reported the number: "Nine two three." Since this is chopping meat and jumping, when weighing the meat, you can't count it like selling meat. Ninety-two-three is nine-two-three, and it cannot be rounded up to say ninety-two.

After counting the number, Hailun was still depressed just now, and his heart immediately became hot. The one he cut was heavier than the young one, and he really didn't necessarily lose. He said happily: "Quickly weigh me!" This one."