Fragrant spring
Chapter 307 I was shot
Fragrant Spring - Chapter 307 I was shot
When Shaowang and Qiaoying didn't know how to get Youcai back, Qiaofen told Zhengping behind his back, telling the old-fashioned story of stealing needles when he was young, and stealing gold when he was a grown-up, and came back from watching the video.
Zhengguo was too old to memorize, and he also walked in the front. Seeing Qiaoying squatting in the middle of the road, he asked, "Auntie, what are you doing here?" Just as he stopped asking, he found Shaowang and Youcai again, Then he said loudly to his mother and younger brother who were walking behind: "Da Liang's father is drunk again, and he is fighting with Brother Mole."
"Bah, I got into a fight with him, and it's too late for me to hide from him." Shaowang, who couldn't recite money even after recited it a few times, said angrily.
Qiaofen approached, put down Zhengping, looked at the scene in front of her, and asked, "What's going on?"
When Qiaoying quarreled with Haijiao in Ahfeng's shop, Qiaofen pushed Qiaoying away. Qiaoying is still a little unhappy now, and she didn't answer her sister's words.
Shaowang wanted to find someone to complain about, so he sat up and said: "This rotten alcoholic, I don't know where to drink, and I can't move when I'm drunk here. Qiaoying and I saw it, kindly put..."
"We met Brother Youcai by the river, he was so drunk, Brother Mole carried him here, I couldn't carry him anymore." Before Shaowang finished speaking, Qiaoying saw him and said that he met Youcai here. Cai, afraid that his sister would ask Shaowang why he came here, so he hastily interrupted him and rushed to speak.
Qiaofen handed the flashlight to Zhengguo, and without asking, she just said, "Hurry up, Shaowang, let's help."
Qiaoying also handed Shaowang's flashlight to Zhengping, and said, "Give one of you to the front to help guide the way." After speaking, she urged Shaowang, "Hurry up, you won't be able to walk halfway if you carry someone on your back." Moved, do you still look like a man?"
Shaowang knew that Qiaoying said this on purpose, so he also followed her words: "You said it lightly, but I can carry it so far with such a dead weight. If it were someone else, he might be thrown off after a few steps. .”
Qiaofen walked to Youcai's side, took Youcai's hand, and said to Shaowang: "Hurry up, the ground is tide, don't let him sleep for too long."
Shaowang squatted down, took the hand from Qiaofen, pulled Youcai on his back forcefully, and said, "Both of you lift his ass hard, try to get him up once, and when you get him up, you can lift him up." Much easier."
It is true that even if Youcai can stand up, even if he can't carry him on his back, he can be dragged back halfway.
Youcai's two hands were on Shaowang's shoulders, and Shaowang held onto him tightly.Qiaoying and Qiaofen were alone, holding Youcai's buttocks.The three of them shouted in unison: "One, two, three, get up." Although there were three of them, it took a lot of effort to get You Cai up.
With a fortune of one hundred and fifty-six catties, Shaowang walked two or three steps and swung around.The two Qiaofen sisters hurriedly helped to lift their legs and support their buttocks, sharing a little weight.
Qiaoying smiled and asked Shaowang: "Bring Brother Youcai home, can you still go to threshing millet tomorrow?"
Shaowang was almost out of breath, but he still insisted on answering: "You underestimate me...well, last year I carried...carried wooden squares, and I carried them for more than ten days in a row."
Zheng Guo, who was walking in front to help guide the way, didn't understand Shaowang's hard work. He watched this scene as if he was fighting in a movie and rescued the wounded.He walked backwards and said: "Healer, come and rescue our company commander, our company commander has been shot."
Qiaoying and Qiaofen couldn't help laughing when they heard this, and Shaowang himself laughed too, and his strength became weaker when he laughed, and he said, "I beg you all to stop laughing, I'll be shot too."
Such a funny thing, who can't help not laughing, Qiaoying laughed so hard that she almost couldn't stand still, seeing Youcai's ass was about to fall from Shaowang's back, Qiaoying quickly changed hands to hold it.
Suddenly Shaowang stood still, and Qiaoying, who was holding Youcai's ass, scolded: "Hurry up, stop and go, when will you carry him home after you stop and go?"
Shaowang still stood still, he gritted his teeth and said coldly: "I was really shot."
Qiaoying groaned, and she also felt a warm current coming from the palm of her hand, and then the warm current turned into hot water, flowing down her arm.This guy Youcai pissed, Qiaoying quickly let go, but it was too late, both of her sleeves were already wet.
As soon as Qiaoying let go, the weight on Shaowang's back suddenly increased. He shook and almost fell backwards.Seeing this, Qiaofen quickly put her hand on it, and she complained: "Be serious, if you let go of it and fall off, it will take a lot of effort to get it back up later."
Soon, Qiaofen found out that she was wrong.Youcai's piss was so big that Qiaofen's hand blocked it like a filter, and the urine flowed out from the gap between her fingers.Qiaofen was afraid that Shaowang would let go, so she said: "Don't put it down when it's wet, and carry him home so we can go back and change clothes."
You Caiwo pissed in his trousers, but Shaowang was wetter than him.Youcai was only wet from the crotch, but Shaowang was wet from the back to the bottom of his trousers.Shaowang didn't intend to let go of wealth, and if he let it go, he should recite it later.Shaowang asked, "Qiaoying, are you wet?"
Qiaoying said a little annoyed: "Can you not get wet, the cuffs are all wet."
Shaowang was even more disgusted and said: "I'm more unlucky than you, come over and cheer him up, and after he gets home, he will care about his litter."
Qiaoying had no choice but to come over, and the three of them held each other up and down, accompanied by the voice of the two brothers Zhenguo and Zhengping, "It stinks, it stinks." They staggered and brought Youcai home.
In Youcai's house, the poor Daliang was still watching TV alone. When he saw Shaowang and the others carrying his father back, he didn't make a sound, but just stood up and looked stupidly.My father was so drunk that it happened almost every day. The difference was that in the past he would go home by himself and lie on the couch and sleep until dawn, but tonight he just asked someone to carry him back.So Daliang was not that surprised, he was used to this kind of situation.
Shaowang stepped over the threshold, looked left and right, and scolded: "Damn boy, which room does your father sleep in?"
Daliang pointed to his room dully.Since Jiazhen left this house, Youcai has been sleeping with Daliang, and he has never entered the room where he and Jiazhen used to sleep. There are too many memories of him and Jiazhen there, and he is afraid to enter there.
After Shaowang threw Youcai onto the bed, he wanted to leave.Stopped by Qiaofen, Qiaofen said: "His pants are so wet, why don't you help him take them off?"
Youcai, who had been in a coma all the way, actually started talking at this moment, and he didn't know if he was awake or if he was talking in his sleep, and he said intermittently: "Jiazhen, you...you...." You didn't know for a long time what did he say.
Shaowang said as if avoiding the plague god: "You see, he is already awake, he will take off by himself."
Youcai's wet crotch had soaked the sheets quite a bit, Qiaoying knew that this was Daliang's room, and seeing Youcai's appearance, she would definitely not be able to undress herself, how could Daliang serve him later.So Qiaoying pushed Qiaofen out of the room, walked out by herself, locked Shaowang inside, and said, "If you don't help him take it off, you will sleep with him tonight."
As the saying goes, if the chicken is killed, is there still some chili powder?Shaowang thought, it was so hard to carry it back, and it was not too late to help him take off his pants.So he said: "Okay, I will do the unlucky thing."
Qiaoying smiled and said outside the door: "You are a man, if you don't help, why should we help?"
Qiaofen came out, looked at poor Daliang, and asked with a bit of distress: "Is there still hot water at home?"
Daliang shook his head, he didn't cook any food at home tonight, so he went to his aunt (Li Ping) to eat, the hot water was there.
Qiaofen didn't say anything, went down from the kitchen of Youcai's house, brought up half a bucket of water, put it at the door of Daliang's room, and said to Daliang: "Come up later with a towel and wipe it for your dad, the wet one Don’t sleep here, just take an old piece of clothing and go to bed early.”
Daliang seemed to understand but nodded again.Daliang really didn't want to stay at home, he wanted to go to his mother's place, but his father was so drunk that he had to stay at home.Home, he didn't feel like home anymore, how could a home be called home without a mother?There is a mother where the mother is, but there is no father where the mother is. A home without a mother is not a home, so how can a home without a father be a home.The young Daliang felt very confused. He was homesick and wanted to have a home with his parents.
(Please continue to pay attention to the story of the little people in Muwa Village, thank you!!!)
When Shaowang and Qiaoying didn't know how to get Youcai back, Qiaofen told Zhengping behind his back, telling the old-fashioned story of stealing needles when he was young, and stealing gold when he was a grown-up, and came back from watching the video.
Zhengguo was too old to memorize, and he also walked in the front. Seeing Qiaoying squatting in the middle of the road, he asked, "Auntie, what are you doing here?" Just as he stopped asking, he found Shaowang and Youcai again, Then he said loudly to his mother and younger brother who were walking behind: "Da Liang's father is drunk again, and he is fighting with Brother Mole."
"Bah, I got into a fight with him, and it's too late for me to hide from him." Shaowang, who couldn't recite money even after recited it a few times, said angrily.
Qiaofen approached, put down Zhengping, looked at the scene in front of her, and asked, "What's going on?"
When Qiaoying quarreled with Haijiao in Ahfeng's shop, Qiaofen pushed Qiaoying away. Qiaoying is still a little unhappy now, and she didn't answer her sister's words.
Shaowang wanted to find someone to complain about, so he sat up and said: "This rotten alcoholic, I don't know where to drink, and I can't move when I'm drunk here. Qiaoying and I saw it, kindly put..."
"We met Brother Youcai by the river, he was so drunk, Brother Mole carried him here, I couldn't carry him anymore." Before Shaowang finished speaking, Qiaoying saw him and said that he met Youcai here. Cai, afraid that his sister would ask Shaowang why he came here, so he hastily interrupted him and rushed to speak.
Qiaofen handed the flashlight to Zhengguo, and without asking, she just said, "Hurry up, Shaowang, let's help."
Qiaoying also handed Shaowang's flashlight to Zhengping, and said, "Give one of you to the front to help guide the way." After speaking, she urged Shaowang, "Hurry up, you won't be able to walk halfway if you carry someone on your back." Moved, do you still look like a man?"
Shaowang knew that Qiaoying said this on purpose, so he also followed her words: "You said it lightly, but I can carry it so far with such a dead weight. If it were someone else, he might be thrown off after a few steps. .”
Qiaofen walked to Youcai's side, took Youcai's hand, and said to Shaowang: "Hurry up, the ground is tide, don't let him sleep for too long."
Shaowang squatted down, took the hand from Qiaofen, pulled Youcai on his back forcefully, and said, "Both of you lift his ass hard, try to get him up once, and when you get him up, you can lift him up." Much easier."
It is true that even if Youcai can stand up, even if he can't carry him on his back, he can be dragged back halfway.
Youcai's two hands were on Shaowang's shoulders, and Shaowang held onto him tightly.Qiaoying and Qiaofen were alone, holding Youcai's buttocks.The three of them shouted in unison: "One, two, three, get up." Although there were three of them, it took a lot of effort to get You Cai up.
With a fortune of one hundred and fifty-six catties, Shaowang walked two or three steps and swung around.The two Qiaofen sisters hurriedly helped to lift their legs and support their buttocks, sharing a little weight.
Qiaoying smiled and asked Shaowang: "Bring Brother Youcai home, can you still go to threshing millet tomorrow?"
Shaowang was almost out of breath, but he still insisted on answering: "You underestimate me...well, last year I carried...carried wooden squares, and I carried them for more than ten days in a row."
Zheng Guo, who was walking in front to help guide the way, didn't understand Shaowang's hard work. He watched this scene as if he was fighting in a movie and rescued the wounded.He walked backwards and said: "Healer, come and rescue our company commander, our company commander has been shot."
Qiaoying and Qiaofen couldn't help laughing when they heard this, and Shaowang himself laughed too, and his strength became weaker when he laughed, and he said, "I beg you all to stop laughing, I'll be shot too."
Such a funny thing, who can't help not laughing, Qiaoying laughed so hard that she almost couldn't stand still, seeing Youcai's ass was about to fall from Shaowang's back, Qiaoying quickly changed hands to hold it.
Suddenly Shaowang stood still, and Qiaoying, who was holding Youcai's ass, scolded: "Hurry up, stop and go, when will you carry him home after you stop and go?"
Shaowang still stood still, he gritted his teeth and said coldly: "I was really shot."
Qiaoying groaned, and she also felt a warm current coming from the palm of her hand, and then the warm current turned into hot water, flowing down her arm.This guy Youcai pissed, Qiaoying quickly let go, but it was too late, both of her sleeves were already wet.
As soon as Qiaoying let go, the weight on Shaowang's back suddenly increased. He shook and almost fell backwards.Seeing this, Qiaofen quickly put her hand on it, and she complained: "Be serious, if you let go of it and fall off, it will take a lot of effort to get it back up later."
Soon, Qiaofen found out that she was wrong.Youcai's piss was so big that Qiaofen's hand blocked it like a filter, and the urine flowed out from the gap between her fingers.Qiaofen was afraid that Shaowang would let go, so she said: "Don't put it down when it's wet, and carry him home so we can go back and change clothes."
You Caiwo pissed in his trousers, but Shaowang was wetter than him.Youcai was only wet from the crotch, but Shaowang was wet from the back to the bottom of his trousers.Shaowang didn't intend to let go of wealth, and if he let it go, he should recite it later.Shaowang asked, "Qiaoying, are you wet?"
Qiaoying said a little annoyed: "Can you not get wet, the cuffs are all wet."
Shaowang was even more disgusted and said: "I'm more unlucky than you, come over and cheer him up, and after he gets home, he will care about his litter."
Qiaoying had no choice but to come over, and the three of them held each other up and down, accompanied by the voice of the two brothers Zhenguo and Zhengping, "It stinks, it stinks." They staggered and brought Youcai home.
In Youcai's house, the poor Daliang was still watching TV alone. When he saw Shaowang and the others carrying his father back, he didn't make a sound, but just stood up and looked stupidly.My father was so drunk that it happened almost every day. The difference was that in the past he would go home by himself and lie on the couch and sleep until dawn, but tonight he just asked someone to carry him back.So Daliang was not that surprised, he was used to this kind of situation.
Shaowang stepped over the threshold, looked left and right, and scolded: "Damn boy, which room does your father sleep in?"
Daliang pointed to his room dully.Since Jiazhen left this house, Youcai has been sleeping with Daliang, and he has never entered the room where he and Jiazhen used to sleep. There are too many memories of him and Jiazhen there, and he is afraid to enter there.
After Shaowang threw Youcai onto the bed, he wanted to leave.Stopped by Qiaofen, Qiaofen said: "His pants are so wet, why don't you help him take them off?"
Youcai, who had been in a coma all the way, actually started talking at this moment, and he didn't know if he was awake or if he was talking in his sleep, and he said intermittently: "Jiazhen, you...you...." You didn't know for a long time what did he say.
Shaowang said as if avoiding the plague god: "You see, he is already awake, he will take off by himself."
Youcai's wet crotch had soaked the sheets quite a bit, Qiaoying knew that this was Daliang's room, and seeing Youcai's appearance, she would definitely not be able to undress herself, how could Daliang serve him later.So Qiaoying pushed Qiaofen out of the room, walked out by herself, locked Shaowang inside, and said, "If you don't help him take it off, you will sleep with him tonight."
As the saying goes, if the chicken is killed, is there still some chili powder?Shaowang thought, it was so hard to carry it back, and it was not too late to help him take off his pants.So he said: "Okay, I will do the unlucky thing."
Qiaoying smiled and said outside the door: "You are a man, if you don't help, why should we help?"
Qiaofen came out, looked at poor Daliang, and asked with a bit of distress: "Is there still hot water at home?"
Daliang shook his head, he didn't cook any food at home tonight, so he went to his aunt (Li Ping) to eat, the hot water was there.
Qiaofen didn't say anything, went down from the kitchen of Youcai's house, brought up half a bucket of water, put it at the door of Daliang's room, and said to Daliang: "Come up later with a towel and wipe it for your dad, the wet one Don’t sleep here, just take an old piece of clothing and go to bed early.”
Daliang seemed to understand but nodded again.Daliang really didn't want to stay at home, he wanted to go to his mother's place, but his father was so drunk that he had to stay at home.Home, he didn't feel like home anymore, how could a home be called home without a mother?There is a mother where the mother is, but there is no father where the mother is. A home without a mother is not a home, so how can a home without a father be a home.The young Daliang felt very confused. He was homesick and wanted to have a home with his parents.
(Please continue to pay attention to the story of the little people in Muwa Village, thank you!!!)
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