Fragrant spring

Fragrant Spring Colors - 325 Who pees the pants

The little girl Lele is really cute. She knows Li Zhishu is her grandfather, and no one taught her to know that Ah Jian's mother is her grandmother.She imitated the words on TV and said: "Thank you grandma!"

This made Ah Jian's mother burst into tears, she put down the flat pan, stood on the foundation of the house with one foot, and stood on the foundation of the house with one foot, so that she just arched one leg, she hugged Lele Come up, sit on her bowed legs, and boasted: "Lele is so obedient, so obedient..." Maybe she was too excited, but she couldn't think of other words of praise.A woman is a woman, and when she was happy, she did not forget to scold her husband, and she said to Li Zhishu: "You will sit here when you get home, and the dried sweet potatoes will not be taken back for me, so hurry up and take them into the house. "

Li Zhishu originally wanted to respond to his wife, saying that I don't eat this stuff, it's all your women's sips.Cola likes to eat, so he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, stood up, and obediently picked up the pan.

At this time, Lele struggled to get off her lap, and said hurriedly: "Grandpa, grandpa, let's carry it in together." She stretched out her small hand and grabbed one side of the pan.

It is true that Ah Jian’s mother is like a child. She also grabbed one side of the pan, pushed Li Zhishu away, and said to Lele with a smile: “Grandma will carry it with you, don’t ask grandpa to carry it with you. He smokes, it stinks."

Qiaoying's family is also happy and happy. Although this family is poor and in trouble, the family is harmonious and harmonious, which adds a lot of warmth.Brothers Zheng Guo and Zheng Ping had already boiled the pig bream at home and fed the pigs and chickens.When Qiaofen and Qiaoying come back, they just cook the rice and vegetables.In the past nights, Zheng Guo would help cook the rice, but today he hired someone to help, he can't cook when there are too many people.

The helpers came to eat. When everyone was drinking and eating together, the neighbor next door, Youcai, came out of nowhere. , but you can also come to help."

Everyone knows that Youcai is here to beg for wine, but since Youcai is a rich man, and he is considered a well-known figure in Muwa Village, he didn't expose him, but said: "How many years have you not worked?" I'm told you to beat millet for a day, can you bear it?"

If you have money, you don't need to be greeted by anyone, so you find an empty seat and sit next to the table.After being rich and losing his wife, he never went to collect wild goods, but drank every day. When he was bored, he went out to find someone to drink. He paid for the wine and invited others to drink. Since Youcai drank so much every day, those alcoholics also avoided him after a long time.No one would drink with him, so he wandered around the village, and when the house was busy, he would sneak into that house. Anyway, they were all from the same village, and no one would drive him out.No, knowing that Qiaofen's family was threshing millet today, he sneaked in.Youcai said to the man: "You underestimate me too much. I also came from doing farm work when I was a child. Throwing millet for a day will kill me."

Qiaofen took a pair of bowls and chopsticks from the cupboard and gave it to Youcai, and asked kindly, "Has Daliang eaten? If not, I'll send Zhengguo over and call him over to eat together."

"This bastard, he can still be hungry. I don't know how to go to his aunt's to eat." Youcai said, looking at Lin Hua's mother, and continued: "Mother-in-law, isn't this bastard Daliang really in your house? Have you eaten with his aunt?"

Lin Hua's mother said: "Yes, his aunt is alone at home and has no companions, so she called him over to eat with her. The two of them have a pig's tail and two pig's kidneys at home, which is enough to eat." When I was young, I found Daliang and asked him to go over to have dinner at night, and it is estimated that I have already eaten by now.

Youcai was tired of eating big fish and meat, and was not interested in the not-so-rich dinner cooked by Qiaofen's family, so he basically didn't move his chopsticks.He was only interested in the wine in the bowl, and after drinking two bowls, he was still not satisfied, and clamored to guess the number (打打, also called guessing pieces).

The only men present were Lin Hua, father and son, and Shaowang. Lin Hua's father was an old man, he didn't quarrel with young people, he only drank his own dull wine.

Shaowang went back that night with Youcai on his back and was drenched in urine. He always wanted to find a chance to have a whole lot of money. When Youcai asked to guess the code, he called Lin Hua and said, "Hua Zi, come and guess the code. Brother, let him piss his pants on the spot." After speaking, he giggled maliciously.

What a good man he is usually, once he becomes addicted to alcohol, he doesn't know where his face and integrity have gone. Youcai is like this. Shaowang said he peed his pants in front of so many women, he There was no rebuttal, but he was excited that Shaowang agreed to guess the code.Before Lin Hua could say anything, he rushed to say, "Come on, come on, I don't know who's going to pee in their pants."

Youcai is Lin Hua's elder brother, and Shaowang wants to punish him, so Lin Hua will naturally not agree.But Lin Hua still pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Come on, guess a few villages, one person will fall first." Lin Hua has his little girl in his heart. Drunk, but Shaowang wants to be rich, so he does it.

So the three of them guessed the number, and the one who had money was the first to ask to guess the number, and he started from the one who had money.Lin Hua helped cut horse grass (cutting horse grass is a name among local drinkers, which means helping to scoop up wine when guessing the number, and the word is the same as horse, so the meaning comes from here.), in Youcai How are you and Brother Shaowang, it’s snowing in June, eight horsepower, I’m sure to hit your shouts, Lin Hua slightly prepared two shifts, one big and one small, in the countryside, the shifts are all this time Buy two, and buy a pair next time, so they are very miscellaneous, with different sizes, two or three scoops of the big one will get one or two wines, and five or six scoops of the small ones will get one or two wines.What Lin Hua meant was that when it was his turn to drink, he would use a small stick to change the wine, and when it was Shaowang and Youcai's turn to drink, he would use a large stick to change the wine.In this way, even if your code is not good, it is unlikely that you were the one who got drunk first.

Guessing boxing is like shouting chant, the shouts of the two people are very matched, and the number of words shouted should be kept the same as much as possible.It's like saying that there are more mountains and more firewood if you are rich, and you have to call four words when you are less prosperous, such as Four Seasons Get Rich, Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, etc.If Youcai called Sanduo, then Shaowang would call Four Seasons, Eight Horses, and so on.Of course, there is no agreement, it depends on the tacit understanding between the drinkers.Often everyone already knows whether to call three-character codes or four-character codes in the first sentence.Because when the inviter stretches out his hand to shout, the tone has already been determined, and the inviter shouts quickly, it must be two words.Shout to come quickly or come quickly, what is it that is not three words or four words?If no one loses after guessing the game for a long time, the person calling the code will temporarily change the number of words in the middle to increase the intensity of the code guessing. This is the charm of this ancient game of code guessing.

(Will Youcai piss in his pants tonight? Can Lin Hua get Shaowang drunk? The story of the little man in Muwa Village is to be continued!!!)