Fragrant spring

Fragrant Spring - 335 Pipe Shit Cure Stomach Pain

Although Xia He and Jin Xiu are so wild, they are also afraid of being looked down upon by others. It should be said that they are afraid of being looked down upon by others. It's okay to be looked down upon by Zheng Guo.Zheng Guo was set up by the two of them, so what does it matter if he sees it.

Originally, I wanted to use Zheng Guo to try the feeling of being inserted by that thing, but I didn't expect to be embarrassed by Zheng Guo before I felt comfortable.Jin Xiu put on her clothes and trousers angrily, but when she was carrying her back, drinking cold water made her teeth clogged.When she finished putting on her trousers, she felt that the crotch was empty, but when she looked at it, she found that she was so angry that she forgot to put on her trousers.I had no choice but to take off my trousers again, pick up the underpants that were thrown aside, and put them on again.This made Xia He on the side laugh so hard that he couldn't straighten up...

After a while of tossing and tossing just now, the few cucumbers that I ate had already been digested without a trace, and the two of them were a little hungry again. They each picked up a cucumber, wiped it on their clothes, and walked out after biting broke down the warehouse.After walking a short distance, they suddenly saw Shaowang approaching, and the two put the cucumber behind their backs in a panic.

Shaowang was startled when he saw the two, and scolded: "You two scared me, what are you doing here in broad daylight?"

The pungent Xia He replied rudely, and said: "Who is sneaky? I think you are the sneaky one. You are shocked when you see people in broad daylight. You must have done something shady. "

"Go, go, go, you're only a little bit old, and you dare to talk back to adults." Shaowang really did something shameful, otherwise he wouldn't be so guilty that he would be scared by these two little girls during the day.

Shaowang just went up the mountain to peel some He wood veneer, ground some He veneer into powder and put it in a plastic bag, ready to go to Haijiao's house.Once He Mu's skin powder touches human skin, within half an hour, the person will be extremely itchy. If you can stand the itch, you will have to scratch it for an hour. If you can't stand it, take a bath quickly, otherwise the skin will be scratched. It's still itchy.The mountain people flock to this kind of tree, and they don't chop it for firewood, but the material of this kind of tree is indeed very good, and it is always used to make furniture, which is the first-class material.

Shaowang is going to punish Haijiao. This is the bad idea he gave Qiaoying a few nights ago. Now he wants to take advantage of Haijiao's absence and pour the powder into the clothes she is going to change at night, so that Haijiao will be safe. Jiao has a good time tonight.

When Shaowang came to Haijiao's house sneakily, he saw Uncle Jiu lying on a recliner under the loquat tree, enjoying the cool air while humming his favorite opera.On a long bamboo pole erected next to the loquat tree, more than a dozen colorful clothes swayed gently with the breeze like colorful flags, including Haijiao's clothes.Rural people only have two or three sets of clothes to go back and forth, and there are not many people in Muwa Village, so even the clothes that are drying can be recognized by whom.

Uncle Nine is here, Shaowang can't do anything, so he has to squat in the corner of the room and wait for the opportunity.Uncle Jiu is over ninety years old, but he still has eyesight and hearing. Shaowang just squatted down when he spotted him. Uncle Jiu shouted in Shaowang's direction: "Wang, what are you doing hiding in the corner?"

Seeing that he couldn't hide, Shaowang stood up, covered his stomach and pretended to be in pain, and said, "Uncle Jiu, my stomach hurts like hell, I want to ask you to order some pipe shit to wipe my belly button."

In the mountain village, there is a headache and brain fever. Generally, they don’t go for injections and medicine. They use some simple methods, such as rubbing the navel with pipe excrement to treat stomach pain. This is the most common method. There are not many people in Muwa Village. The old man was a pipe smoker, so people often came to ask Uncle Jiu for pipe excrement. Uncle Jiu believed it was true. He sat up and asked with concern, "What did you eat? It made your stomach hurt."

"It's nothing. I drank most of the night with Youcai last night. I fell asleep on the floor when I was drunk. Maybe I got cold." Shaowang pretended to be real, half-bent, soft and weak, walking Almost kicking his feet, he walked up to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu stood up, helped Shaowang to his reclining chair, and said, "Sit down, I'll find a bamboo strip first." As he spoke, he walked briskly to the hut behind the house, where there was a piece of bamboo he had broken a few days ago. The two bamboo strips that are not used when weaving fish baskets are used to scrape buttocks when they are ready to be used as nests.

As soon as Uncle Jiu walked through the corner of the house, Shaowang stood up vigorously, jumped under the bamboo pole where the clothes were dried, took out a plastic bag from his trouser pocket, and prepared to sprinkle Hemu powder on it.But at this time he was being stupid, he recognized Haijiao's clothes, but he didn't recognize Haijiao's bra and underpants.Here are two bras and women's panties, one is Jiazhen's, they both have similar styles, which one is Haijiao's?He thought he might as well just sprinkle it on his clothes.Thinking of how much effort I have put in to please Qiaoying, now I can only sprinkle it on my clothes, not to mention Qiaoying is dissatisfied, even he himself is a little dissatisfied.Shaowang was so heartbroken that he did not stop doing anything, shaking the powder all over his two pants and bra.He thought to himself, Jiazhen is not a good woman, and Housan and that bastard went to seduce her, and if she was dealt with for once, she would be worthy of the salted peanuts that Youcai entertained him last night.

When Uncle Jiu came back with the bamboo strips that had been peeled off with his fingernails, Shaowang was already sitting on Uncle Jiu's reclining chair in pain, and kept yelling.Uncle Jiu inserted the bamboo strips into his long tobacco pipe and said, "Young people, don't sleep on the ground all the time. The ground is very humid. If you sleep for one night, you will have stomach pains and loose bowels. You'll get rheumatism."

After pretending to this point, it’s okay not to pretend. Shaowang just pretended to be more like it. He said: "You are right, I have stretched four or five times today, and now I can hardly lift it when I walk. foot."

Uncle Jiu had already scraped out the shit from the pipe, and he said, "Pick up the clothes, wipe them off, and you'll be fine in a while."

Shaowang obediently picked up his clothes and asked Uncle Jiu to wipe the black pipe shit on his belly button.Pipe shit is not actually shit, it’s just the oil and smog that accumulates in the pipe when smoking. It’s black in shape, like shit, so everyone calls it pipe shit.Don't look at the ugly pipe shit, it has the same anesthetic effect as the opium.

After Shaowang wiped the shit from his pipe, he shamelessly slept on Uncle Jiu's recliner. He didn't leave until Ah Jian drove back and woke him up. He couldn't help but smile when he left.

It's time for Shaowang to go back. Shaowang is just being stingy and selfish at the expense of others. He is not lazy. Today, his sister-in-law is going to work and he is resting at home. He has to go back early to help with housework.Although there are no pigs and chickens anymore, there are still a lot of chores.For example, sawing firewood. The construction of the new house will start next month. As soon as the construction starts, people will be called to help. So many people’s meals need firewood to cook. If you don’t saw more wood and store it here, it will be too late. .