Fragrant spring

Fragrant Spring - 463 Pretend

Three people couldn't finish one pork leg, so Haikun called Hailun who was alone at home to eat.Hailun wasn't too polite, and came over with a hip flask.

Most people in the mountains are good at wine, Jiang Feng is not too old, he doesn't usually drink, when he sat at the dining table, he just wanted Xia Lian to help him with the meal, Hai Lun took his bowl and said: " I don't drink any wine when I have dinner with my second uncle, so let your father drink with me alone."

Jiang Feng laughed and said, "I don't know how to drink."

"Who knows how to drink naturally? They are begging for their wives, and they haven't learned how to drink." Hailun poured Jiang Feng a bowl of wine regardless of whether he agreed or not.

Jiang Feng has been helping for a few days. The honest Haikun has never asked Jiang Feng to drink. Now that his second brother called him, he remembered that Jiang Feng is now a man, not a child, and has reached the age of drinking.So he said: "I'm tired from work, let's drink some wine to relieve fatigue." Drinking alcohol can indeed relieve fatigue, which is why people in the mountains love to drink so much.But drinking is also easy to become addicted. If you become addicted, you will not recover from fatigue.

Men have a natural yearning for wine, coupled with the stimulation of Hai Lun's words, Jiang Feng said unconvinced: "Drink as long as you want, drink enough with Dad and Uncle tonight."

Xia Lian packed the food herself, sat beside Jiang Feng, and said, "Also drink enough with Dad and Second Uncle, and you will pass out before Second Uncle is still drunk."

Hailun laughed loudly, picked up the wine bowl, and said: "Our nephew and uncle are happy, just the right amount. You won't get drunk."

The first time I drank alcohol, my throat was hot, but the feeling of making my whole body hot was really cool.Drinkers eat a long meal, and Xia Lian has been full for more than an hour, and they are still not full.Hailun didn't persuade, Jiang Feng drank two bowls unknowingly, became dizzy, and his voice became obviously much louder.

Xia Lian was afraid that Jiang Feng would get drunk, so when Jiang Feng finished drinking the second bowl, she snatched his bowl and said worriedly: "Don't drink it, you'll get drunk if you drink it, I can't carry you back .”

Jiang Feng still wanted to drink, but at the same time, he felt that it would be embarrassing to be robbed by his wife in front of his second uncle, so he said angrily, "What are you doing? Men drink and women talk about it."

Because of the presence of her second uncle and her father, Xia Lian couldn't argue with Jiang Feng, so she had to return the bowl to Jiang Feng, but she was obviously angry and said: "Then you drink, I won't wait for you, you are drunk Just sleep with dad here." After speaking, he stood up, didn't say goodbye to his father, and left.

Hailun is not an alcoholic, he doesn't want to make Jiang Feng drunk at all.But he couldn't understand Xia Lian's way of controlling men like this, so he cursed at Xia Lian's back: "What's wrong with the man drinking some wine? Don't be like your mother, hold the man by the waistband of your trousers."

Hailun's words unknowingly touched Haikun's sore spot, and Haikun also felt that he was really useless.Now that his wife is not at home, it is time for him to stand up and be a man, so he took the initiative to pick up the jug and refilled Jiang Feng's bowl with wine, saying: "Drink, it's none of their women's business for men to drink. "

Xia Lian got angry, but Jiang Feng softened his heart, but he still drank out of face.As soon as Xia Lian left, the wine was no longer fragrant, and she didn't know how to swallow it.Jiang Feng's mind was full of Xia Lian's anger, and he thought about how to comfort Xia Lian when he went back.Although Jiang Feng was dizzy, he still had a lot of ideas. After taking two sips, he pretended to vomit, ran to the gutter outside and squatted down.After squatting for a while, he staggered to the kitchen door, put his hands on both sides of the door frame, and said vaguely: "I'm drunk, I can't drink anymore, dad, second uncle, I can't accompany you guys anymore."

Hailun didn't want to make Jiang Feng drunk at first, but now that Jiang Feng said he was drunk, he said: "It's okay, we don't need you to accompany us, you can sit down and wake up for a while and drink first."

Jiang Feng burped, shook his head, and said, "I don't want to sit, I want to go back, the more I sit, the more dizzy I become."

Haikun stood up and said with concern: "Can you go back by yourself? Shall I take you back?"

Jiang Feng quickly waved his hand and said, "No, I can go back by myself, and I will continue to help pick up the star anise tomorrow." After Jiang Feng finished speaking, he turned around and left. He pretended to be drunk, and his grandfather sent him back. Wouldn't it be more annoying? Xia Lian was angry.Besides, he was rushing back to tease Xia Lian, and if his grandfather followed him back, he would have to talk to him for a long time.

Jiang Feng said he wasn't drunk, but in fact he was [-]% drunk. He just pretended to be drunk, but now he really staggered when he walked.The hand with the flashlight can't always shine the light into the middle of the road.The cool night wind couldn't wake up the dizzy head, but felt a little nauseated.If you want to get drunk after drinking, you are most afraid of being blown by the wind. When the wind blows, you will feel like vomiting.After walking less than [-] meters, Jiang Feng couldn't take it anymore. He sat on the side of the road and wanted to take a rest before going back.Jiang Feng leaned on his knees, feeling drowsy and trying to sleep.

At this time, Jiang Feng's hair was pulled up, and he screamed in pain: "Honey, don't pull it, you want to make me bald."

Xia Lian let go of Jiang Feng's hair, turned on the flashlight and giggled, "How do you know it's me?"

Jiang Feng flattered and said, "You smell good, I knew it was you when I smelled it." In fact, even if Xia Lian had a scent on her body, it was covered by the smell of alcohol all over Jiang Feng's body.The reason why Jiang Feng could recognize Xia Lian in the dark was because he knew that only Xia Lian would dare to pull his hair, and who else would.Jiang Feng was still sober when he was drunk, otherwise he wouldn't be in a hurry to go home to coax his wife.

Xia Lian won't be angry with Jiang Feng for too long, and after being teased by Jiang Feng, the anger in her heart has already flown away.Xia Lian squatted in front of Jiang Feng, pinched his nose and said, "You are a dog, you can smell."

Jiang Feng put his head on Xia Lian's body, took a few breaths like a dog, and said, "I'm a male dog, and I smell a bitch."

Xia Lian pushed Jiang Feng back to the original place, and scolded: "Who is a bitch? If you are a male dog, don't drag me into it."

Jiang Feng pulled Xia Lian into his arms, laughed for a while, and then said seriously: "How do you know I'm here?"

Xia Lian, who was squatting, was pulled by Jiang Feng and knelt between Jiang Feng's legs, and her head was pressed against Jiang Feng's.Jiang Feng's smell of alcohol made Xia Lian's mind swell, but Jiang Feng's performance was what she wanted most, and Xia Lian liked being hugged by Jiang Feng the most.Xia Lian said: "Who knew you were here? I just passed by here and saw a black shadow. I thought it was someone's dead dog."

Jiang Feng kissed Xia Lian and said, "Who would believe it, you passed by so late, where did you pass by?"

The fact is also that this is not the main road. If you say passing by, you are lying to children, and children will not believe it.