Fragrant spring

Fragrant Spring - 607 Absurd Thoughts

It turned out that Shaoqiang failed to satisfy Xiaoyu in the city, and was looked down upon by Xiaoyu for a while, feeling extremely useless in his heart.What's the use of having so much money? If you can't even conquer a woman, you might as well be Mude.After returning home that night, I happened to meet Mu De urinating in the corner of the room, and Mu De's big thing was conspicuously exposed.Shaoqiang remembered when he was bragging with Jin Banxian in the past, and he heard Jin Banxian say that people worship gods, so he hung the portraits of gods in the middle of the house and worshiped them in the morning and evening.So Shaoqiang got Mude drunk, and wanted to keep Mude at home at night, to soak up Mude's "immortal energy".

Shaoqiang came to ask Jin Banxian to help deal with Lin Hua last night. After Jin Banxian agreed, he talked about it with Jin Banxian again.Shaoqiang said shamelessly: "Banxian, do you think there is any way to make my stuff bigger and longer?"

During this period, Shaoqiang often talked about such things with Jin Banxian, and Jin Banxian was used to it, man, who is not a bit lewd?Jin Banxian said: "This is a bit difficult, but it will be easier if you take longer to do it."

Shaoqiang is very greedy. He wants both time and the thing to grow bigger and longer.He said regretfully: "Didn't you say that you can become a god by looking at the portraits of gods? Do you think that looking at that big thing every day can make mine bigger?"

Most of what Jin Banxian said to Shaoqiang before was bragging, but he didn't expect Shaoqiang to believe it.Jin Banxian had no choice but to say: "It's possible, but who would show you this thing every day? Besides, if you see a small thing and make your own thing smaller, wouldn't it be a waste of money?" Yet?"

"Who said no, isn't Mude very big? Mude eats at my house every day. If I ask him to show him, he dares not to. When I go back, I will ask him to sleep in my guest room at night. I have to see him once every night." Qiang's family vacated the upper floors on both sides because there were house builders coming, and there were many vacant rooms.Shaoqiang would not say that he left Mu De to sleep in his room, even a fool like Mu De would not say such a stupid thing.

After Shaoqiang said this, Jin Banxian had no choice but to bite the bullet and write it down. He said: "Oh! Yes, why didn't I think of Jin Banxian? If you can calm down and look at Mu De's big thing, maybe it's real. It can become bigger, and sincerity makes it better!"

"Of course!" Shaoqiang acted as if he had found a treasure. The method was thought up by himself, and he just borrowed Jin Banxian's words.He is of course happy to have Jin Banxian's affirmation now.

Jin Banxian just talked about it with Shaoqiang as a half-truth and half-false joke, he said indiscriminately: "Just looking at the effect may not be very good, if you touch it, then you are almost sure."

What Jin Banxian didn't expect was that Shaoqiang came tonight, since he told him that he really left Mu De at home last night and watched Mu De's stuff.Jin Banxian really wanted to laugh, but he knew that Shaoqiang took this matter seriously, so he didn't dare to laugh.Shaoqiang said that in the morning, he felt that the thing had grown a little bit. Jin Banxian knew that this was entirely a psychological effect. There is no such thing in the world.Jin Banxian was afraid that Shaoqiang would be convinced of this, and one day he would no longer trust him if he found that the thing hadn't grown at all, so he said that he had been doing that for a long time, and wanted to lure Shaoqiang in that direction. .Shaoqiang wanted to make his stuff bigger and bigger, nothing more than wanting to satisfy women, so as to capture women's hearts.Wouldn't it be more satisfying for women to let Shaoqiang do that for a longer time?In this way, even if Shaoqiang finds out that his stuff hasn't gotten bigger, he won't do anything to him anymore.Not to mention, even though Jin Banxian is not the same person, he knows a little bit about weird things.He was exaggerating a bit when he said he could keep his wife out of bed.It was true that he could make his wife so comfortable and limp.Moreover, after so many years of marriage, not only did his ability in that aspect show no signs of diminishing, but it became stronger and stronger.This is all due to the herbal wine he drinks in the morning and evening. Although this herbal medicine is not an expensive traditional Chinese medicine, it can nourish and strengthen yang.There is a saying in the mountains that a small grass on the roadside may be a herbal medicine blindly, it just depends on whether you know how to use it.

Shaoqiang was really attracted by Jin Banxian's words, and he asked urgently: "What can you do, tell me too, I will make my family's sister unable to get out of bed when I go home, watching her nagging all day long nagging."

"It's not any way, it's the medicinal wine I brewed. If you want, I can decorate it for you. Next time I brew more." Jin Banxian smirked, he knew that Shaoqiang couldn't possibly want to go back to get Guiqin Yes, Shaoqiang is the big boss now, and he runs to the county town all day, who dares to say that he doesn't have a few pink and tender women in the city.

"If you want it, why don't you want it? Decorate it more for me." Shaoqiang wished he could drink a few sips now, and then run to Xiaoyu's place, making Xiaoyu foam at the mouth, and avenging yesterday's "revenge".

Jin Banxian found a plastic jug, went into the room and filled it up for Shaoqiang, and said meaningfully: "Although this medicinal wine can last for a long time, it can't be overdone."

Shaoqiang didn't listen to Jin Banxian's words at all, grabbed the medicinal wine and said directly: "There is such a good thing, you should have told me a long time ago."

When Shaoqiang came back from Jin Banxian's house, Guiqin and Mude were already asleep.Guiqin looks a bit broken now, and she sleeps in the room with Mude without locking the door, and she is not afraid of the children suddenly coming to open the door again.Shaoqiang pushed open the door and went in, turned on the light, and saw Guiqin falling asleep on Mude's arms. She slept so soundly, she must have been exhausted from fighting with Mude just now.

Mu De was called by Shao Qiang, and he let Mu De sleep on their bed, the three of them shared the same bed, so that he could worship Mu De's big thing conveniently.Being able to sleep with Aunt Guiqin in their arms is something Mu De couldn't wish for, so he listened to Shaoqiang as always.She slept with Shaoqiang and his wife until the cock crowed, then was chased up by Shaoqiang, and went to sleep on the floor upstairs.

Guiqin didn't go to tie the door because she knew Shaoqiang was coming back.I was in a hurry to do that with Mu De, so I didn't bother to lock the door.Guiqin knows that Shaoqiang let Mude sleep at home just to watch her and Mude do that thing, Guiqin understands Shaoqiang, Shaoqiang is not very good at doing that thing, and has been addicted to watching people do that thing, now Guiqin Qin can already accept it. Anyway, if she can be with Mu De, Shaoqiang can just watch it, and it's not like she didn't show it to Shaoqiang.What Guiqin hates is that when Shaoqiang sees her doing that with Mu De, he always likes to ask her to help with that thing.Guiqin likes Han Mude's, even though Mude's stuff makes her mouth sour every time, she doesn't like Han Shaoqiang's little one either.It's just that what Guiqin doesn't know is that it's not very good for Shaoqiang to do that with her, but it's brutal to do that with others.