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Chapter 324 The Peacock Opens the Screen

After listening to the left and right, all of them are eager to try.Someone got off the stage first and winked in front of the peacock, trying to make it open its tail, but the peacock didn't even pay any attention.Some people pretended to be ferocious, some sang loudly in front of the peacock;Unexpectedly, even after exhausting all methods, the peacock remained calm.

Seeing this, Mahamu laughed and cursed: "A bunch of idiots, look at the old man!" He went off the stage himself, took a handful of rice to tease the peacock, but the peacock ate the rice, but after eating it, he didn't respond to anything other than pooping , Mahamu was so unhappy, he slapped the table heavily and said, "If I can't cure this idiot today, where will I put my face?!"

Taiping immediately said: "Brother calm down, isn't there still His Royal Highness Taisun? If you can't succeed, he will definitely succeed!"

"That's right." Mahamu was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Why did I forget my grandson? Your Highness must have a way, please come down quickly and help me untangle this knot!"

Wang Xian sneered in his heart, who said that Mongolian compatriots are straight-hearted?This Mahamu is quite capable of going around, going around, just wanting to get himself in!

Although he didn't have much ink in his belly, he had read "Generals and Prime Ministers" anyway, and knew about the "Mianchi Meeting". King Qin asked King Zhao to play the harp, but King Zhao had no choice but to play a song. As a result, the historian of Qin State immediately wrote it down. , 'On a certain day of a certain month and a certain year, the King of Qin ordered the King of Zhao to play the harp. ’ As a result, Lin Xiangru was so angry that he forced the king of Qin to knock the fou, and then he also asked the official historian of the State of Zhao to record, “On a certain day in a certain year, the king of Zhao ordered the king of Qin to hit the fou. ' Only then did I save face, and I didn't lose my face internationally.

What is more extreme, but more appropriate, is Song Huizong and Song Qinzong, who were asked by the Jin people to dance the hula dance, which has become a great humiliation to the Chinese nation through the ages.Now these Wala people want to go to the cockfight, just to embarrass the grandson of Ming Dynasty, so as to satisfy their perverted psychology and compensate their self-esteem!

Wang Xian said that he could do nothing.Taiping booed and said: "How will you know if you don't try it? Don't you all say that the emperor's grandson of Daming is a real dragon? With an order, this stupid bird won't open its tail obediently?" All the leaders also booed one after another: "Our grand master They all opened their mouths, His Highness can't help but show face?" "That's right, our grand master is gone, and the grandson is not going to go, isn't it inappropriate!" That bitch Mahamu also cooperatively put on a picture Smelly face, it seems that if you don't come down to play, the old man will be very unhappy, and the consequences will be very serious.

"How can you not give the grand master face?" Wang Xian smiled lightly: "Gu is just giving the grand master face, so he doesn't want to make a move."

Hearing what he said, the leaders of the Walas felt a little dizzy for a moment, and looked at each other and said, "What does he mean by that?"

"What he meant," Baoyin Qiqige said coldly, "I don't want to look like you are too stupid!"

"Oh..." The Oirat leaders nodded, and immediately changed their expressions, shouting one after another: "Bold!"

Wang Xian didn't care about them at all. He was already dumb eating dumplings for his attitude towards the Wala people-he knew it well.They never dared to humiliate themselves nakedly like the people of the Jin Kingdom, they only dared to play around like this.Because they were the defeated side, and behind them was the Ming Dynasty who had conquered four thousand miles and swept the Oirat army!

Of course, the premise is that one's identity cannot be exposed. Once someone finds out that he is not the grandson of the Ming Dynasty at all, he will pinch himself to death within minutes without any psychological barrier...

Sure enough, the Wala people yelled for a while, and they had to continue acting according to the established script. Mahamu said in a deep voice: "Of course the grandson is much smarter than us, so let us see the grandson's clever tricks?"

"Then, I have no choice but to show my ugliness." Wang Xian wiped his mouth with a tablecloth, and ordered: "Please find a big mirror."

Although he didn't know why, Mahamu still ordered: "Bring over my old lady's mirror."

After a while, several Oirat warriors came over carefully carrying a mirror taller than a person.This mirror is exquisite in style, and it looks like it has been around for a while. The mirror surface should be made of copper-silver alloy, bright white, and the details of people can be seen clearly.

"Good mirror." Wang Xian praised.

"Of course, this is something from the court of the Yuan Dynasty. It was passed on to Ben Ya Shili Ke Dun. That year, hehe..." Mahamu was halfway through speaking, but found that it was not very honorable, so he changed his words: "Your Highness, please come down and tame me." **." He deliberately described the peacock as a chicken, and his dark psychology remained the same.

"It's for the peacock to open its tail, not for the solitary one. Why should the solitary end?" Wang Xian said with a smile, "Just put the mirror in front of the peacock."

Mahamu asked someone to stand the mirror in front of the peacock. The peacock couldn't help being jealous when he saw the beautiful peacock in the mirror, and soon spread his colorful tail feathers and stared at the peacock in the mirror. guy.It intended to use this to overwhelm the peacock in the mirror, but the latter didn't agree, and opened its tail feathers to fight it to the end!As a result, it not only opened its tail, but also yelled and danced, allowing everyone to watch a wonderful peacock dance.

But Mahamu and his subordinates were in a bad mood. They wanted Wang Xian to make a fool of himself, but they only made a fool of themselves and showed their wisdom... From the beginning to the end, Wang Xian looked calm Sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai with a wine bowl in his hand, he obviously has a plan in mind.It made Baoyin Qiqige roll her eyes straight away, thinking that don't look at this bad guy pretending to be calm, he must be very proud!

It really made her guess right, don't look at Wang Xian pretending to be very calm, but burst out laughing... Haven't seen "One Hundred Thousand Whys"?I don't know why the peacock opens its tail, do you?

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After an episode, the banquet continued with dancing and dancing, but facing the table full of dishes, Mahamu and others lost their appetite.There's no way, I'm hungry and full, if I don't let this breath out, I'm afraid I won't even be able to sleep well tonight.

Mahamu himself wanted to break his head, and he used his eyes to signal everyone from time to time, trying to find a way to make His Royal Highness make a fool of himself, so as to save face.Everyone also racked their brains to find a way, not to mention, the three cobblers, the best Zhuge Liang, someone really came up with it, a leader of Wala whispered a few words in his ear, Mahamu's eyes lit up when he heard the words, Chao Wangxian raised his glass and asked with a smile: "I don't understand something, please enlighten me, Your Highness?"

"I don't dare to teach you," Wang Xian said with a slight smile: "My lord, please tell me, I know everything I know."

"Why do you Central Plains people always keep your head down when you walk, but we Mongolians always walk with your head up?" Mahamupi asked with a smile: "It's because of the habits formed by the older generation, and they change it for a while. no?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed, especially the one who came up with the idea, who was extremely proud. 100 years ago, the people of the Yuan Dynasty were divided into four classes. The Mongols were the first class, while the Han people were the fourth class.When Mahamu said this, it obviously contained a great insult to the people of the Ming Dynasty, but if Wang Xian retorted with righteous words, he could explain with a smile: "I said that the habits of the older generation mean that we ride horses." You walk, Your Highness, don't overreact...' That will make the other party appear unmannered, and let the grandson of the Ming Dynasty taste the taste of holding his breath.

However, Wang Xian picked up the shredded bamboo shoots with his chopsticks, chewed them slowly, and said unhurriedly, "It's not surprising. Because we Ming people are going uphill, and you Mongols are going downhill..."

The ingenious answer was soft but tough, and vividly described the current situation of the two ethnic groups. In the end, it was the Oirats who were embarrassed and embarrassed... Mahamu was bored again, so he had to say: "Drink, drink..."

Baoyin Qiqige looked at Wang Xian in amazement, the one with the peacock opening its tail just now was actually just clever, and she didn't care too much about it, but this answer was ingenious and decent, safeguarded the dignity of the nation, and severely hit the opponent's arrogance. Great wisdom cannot do it.It's just that how can this rascal villain have such a great ability?Jiao Baoyin girl is very unconvinced.

Seeing that the eldest brother was deflated, Taiping couldn't help but sneered and said: "It's a pity that His Highness is going to accompany us downhill together." As soon as this remark came out, everyone cheered again, yes, even if you are as smart as a ghost, you will not be as successful Take the hostages in our hands?

"What's the matter?" Wang Xian said with a chuckle: "My emperor's grandfather is in the prime of his life, and he is fierce, not to mention my father, the crown prince. I don't know if he will have to wait until the year of the monkey to take over the throne. I just want to spend time here Rice, stay here for a year or two, and enjoy the grassland style, please don't feel sorry for the food and drive me away, Grand Master."

Wang Xian made it clear that the chariots and horses planned to live here permanently, but Mahamu dared not say so, so you should stay forever... He was not naive enough to think that catching a grandson of the Ming Dynasty could reverse the outcome.After all, war is decided on the battlefield. It is very difficult to win back what cannot be won on the battlefield by relying on factors outside the battlefield.What's more, the opponent is Zhu Di, a living Hades!
What he was counting on was nothing more than rare goods to live in, and he hoped to make more money from His Royal Highness Taisun during the negotiation with Daming.But rare goods will not be hoarded for too long, otherwise they must be thrown into the hands.He chuckled and said, "Your Highness, what's the matter? You can live here. We are so radiant. It's a great honor. But it's been a long time since you've been out, and your grandpa might have to worry about it, so you've had enough fun." , let’s go back early, and don’t make the old man worry too much.”

"Then listen to the prince." Wang Xian nodded with a smile, stood up, stretched his numb legs and said, "Okay, I have enough food and drink, thanks to the hospitality, I am going back to sleep."

Mahamu got up to see him off, and said politely: "During this time, His Highness is fine as long as this is your home, if you need anything, tell me directly..."

"Don't tell me, I really have a need." Wang Xian never took other people's politeness for politeness, so he climbed up and said. "Tomorrow I want to go hunting, I wonder if it is possible?"

"Uh..." Mahamu just said big words, but he couldn't say no, so he just looked at his son and said, "Tuo Huan, you will accompany His Highness to the grassland tomorrow."

"Yes." Tuo Huan replied.

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