high official

Chapter 896
After listening to Wang Xian's words, the three of them began to calculate, first of all, the imperial envoy should not be allowed to eat eggs, that's for sure.Then only one of the three can survive... Chu Yan looked at Liu Ben and Ma Zhong meaningfully, meaning, do you also take care of me, the old officer?
Liu Ben looked at the big bag of eggs, hesitated for a moment and flatly refused, saying to himself that the three of us stand side by side, why should I eat eggs for you?

Seeing this, Ma Zhong also put on a straight face, you two always play tricks on me, this time you must eat all the eggs!
The three of them couldn't reach a compromise, and the originally casual atmosphere on the table suddenly changed. The three adults each looked solemn, and reached into their pockets to touch their eggs one by one. Use it, your own eggs will be broken under other people's eggs!

After almost a cup of tea, the three adults showed their eggs hesitantly. They are really Chunlanqiuju, each with its own characteristics!Chu Yan's eggs are pointed at both ends, and it seems that they want to pierce the noodles; Liu Ben's eggs are small and white, and they seem to think that the concentrated essence is the essence; Ma Zhong's eggs are big, red and bright, it seems... really so big...

Wang Xian had been impatient for a long time, and immediately gave an order, and Chu Yan and Ma Zhong kept their own eggs, approached cautiously, and quickly retracted them.Both of them were afraid that their eggs would break, but in the end, their eggs never touched... After several rounds of fictitious gestures, Ma Zhong finally couldn't bear his temper, and slammed his own egg into Chu Yan. Yan Deng screamed: "Ah! My egg! My egg is about to break!"

"Master Fantai, please stop barking," Liu Ben reminded Chu Yan helplessly, asking him to look at the eggs in his hand. "Look down, whose egg is broken?"

"Oh..." Chu Yan lowered his head hesitantly, only to see that his egg was still intact, and when he looked at Ma Zhong's mourning horse face, the broken egg turned out to be his big, red and tender egg. Bright big egg!

"Let me just say it!" Chu Yan regained his energy immediately, spit flying all over the place and said, "Master Dutai is a silver-like pewter gun head, your egg is not worth anything at all!"

"Okay!" Wang Xian looked very happy, smiled and clapped his hands and said: "This round, the feudal master wins! In the next round, the feudal lord will face the general!"

Chu Yan and Liu Ben immediately became serious, Chu Yan gently stroked his balls, Liu Ben blew on his own balls, and cheered up his own balls: "Good balls, you must fight for brother!"

"Brother Egg, smash his egg! You are the number one hero of this official, and I will confer you a third-rank egg platform!" Chu Yan even directly hit the opponent's morale.

Liu Ben, the procurator, is a third-rank eunuch, and Chu Yan wanted to seal his egg as a third-rank egg platform. It was really unbearable. Liu Ben gritted his teeth angrily and said: "Good egg, I won this one, I will order you!" Be a human egg!"

"You!" Chu Yanqi's face turned purple. Although he was already the highest-ranking magistrate in Ming Dynasty, he still couldn't hold his head up in front of Liu Ben. It was because Liu Ben was a serious scholar from the top two rankings, while he himself He was born in Bagongju.Back then, the Hongwu Dynasty raised major cases one after another, and officials all over the world were implicated, resulting in a serious lack of officials in the court. Only then did they, the tribute students who did not even pass the Jinshi examination, have the opportunity to rise to the top.

Although the official position of Master Fantai has been promoted, he still lacks confidence in front of the Jinshi officers, and every time the civil servants gather, those Jinshi officers also like to tease him for his sideline background. At this moment, Liu Ben wants to seal his own egg as a Juren Doesn't it mean that he, the chief minister, is not as good as an egg?How could Chu Yan bear this!

"Should die!" Chu Yan changed his previous timidity, and took the initiative to lay eggs!
"Put the eggs over here!" Liu Ben sneered, and forcefully delivered his own eggs!

The two adults put all their energy into it, blushed, and slammed their balls together while drinking!
There is a saying that when two eggs collide, one will be injured!There was only a click, and the sound of egg breaking sounded!
The two adults opened their eyes and looked at their eggs, and they were dumbfounded!Although two eggs collide, there is bound to be one injury, but both eggs can also be injured, such as right now...

Because of the excessive force, the eggs of the two adults were broken...

"Hahahahaha!" Seeing this result, Ma Zhong's smile shook the ground, tears streaming down his face.

"Oh, I'm sorry to make the concession." Wang Xian stroked his egg with a smile, "We won without a fight, so let's make the concession." He comforted the two frustrated adults and said: " You two don't need to be like this, there is one more chance, this time we will compete again."

Now, the three of them became extremely nervous again!This is the last chance, if you don't grasp it this time, you will really swallow your egg and die!
Chu Yan looked at the two of them, then at Wang Xian, gritted his teeth and said, "This time, should we change the order and start with the adults?!" Since Wang Xian has already won the big head, there is no need to fight for the small head. Let him go!

The other two didn't make a sound, and it didn't matter what order they were in anyway.The two only touched their eggs one by one wholeheartedly, and selected the best player to touch the eggs.

"Okay! Don't say I'm invincible." Wang Xian readily agreed and showed his egg.

Liu Ben quickly accepted the move and said: "My lord, be merciful!" Then he controlled his strength and slammed into Wang Xian's egg without haste!
Wang Xian was not in a hurry, but when the two eggs were about to collide, he suddenly increased his speed and slammed into Liu Ben's egg!With a click, Liu Ben's egg shattered!Wang Xian's egg was intact!

"Concession!" Wang Xian smiled and glanced at the pale Liu Ben, and pointed the egg at Ma Zhong. Before Ma Zhong could react, the eggshell in his hand was smashed to pieces by Wang Xian!

"Ah!" Ma Zhong exclaimed, his eyes widened, and he lost his voice: "Is this the end?"

"Next!" Wang Xian killed the rise, and turned directly to Chu Yan. Chu Yan was completely overwhelmed by Wang Xian's momentum, and the hand holding the egg couldn't help shaking.

"Come on!" Wang Xian mustered all his strength, shot like lightning, and slammed his own egg into Chu Yan's egg!Amidst the cracking sound, the egg in Chu Yan's hand was smashed to pieces!Not only the eggshell, but even the egg white and yolk were smashed!

Chu Yan stared blankly at the broken egg in his hand, and then at the egg in Wang Xian's hand, it was still intact and shiny as before!

"My lord, is this iron egg?" The three finally couldn't help asking.Don't ask!If you keep silent, you will have to eat a bagful of eggs!
Wang Xian sneered and slapped the egg in his hand on the table, and the egg broke with a click. It was not a stone or iron, but a genuine egg!
"My lord..." The three adults had nothing to say now, and said with mournful faces: "It's really hard!" After speaking, Chu Yan begged for mercy in a low voice: "Can you eat two to make it feel better?"

"Yes, my lord, eating so many eggs will kill you..." Liu Ben and Ma Zhong also begged for mercy: "My lord, please be merciful..."

"I would like to gamble and admit defeat." Wang Xian was not accommodating at all, and said with a smile: "And it's not **** to let you eat eggs, what's so terrible?!"

The three of them exchanged glances, and said in their hearts, don't come to make such troubles.So they tacitly started grumbling together, trying to get rid of the punishment... Who knows that Wang Xian still had a smile on his face at first, but after letting them grumble for a while, that face pulled down, and said in a dark voice: "You three My lord, do you take what I say as fart?!"

Seeing that Wang Xian is an egg, a shit, and a fart, and his words are inseparable, the three adults are really speechless.Now seeing him pull his face down, he knew that he had to turn his face or eat an egg. After weighing again and again, Chu Yan said bitterly: "The old man will do his best..." After speaking, he tremblingly took out an egg from the net pocket on his neck, and slowly After smashing the egg skin, Chu Yan pinched Bai Shengsheng's egg with three fingers, looked at Wang Xian, and asked carefully, "Can I dip it in some soy sauce?"

"Yes." Wang Xian nodded with a smile: "This seat has always given preferential treatment to those who take the lead and obey, and you can eat ten less..."

"Thank you for your preferential treatment!" Chu Yan was so moved that he almost burst into tears, eating the egg dipped in soy sauce, he thought it tasted good.

Seeing this, Ma Zhong quickly took out an egg from the net pocket on his neck, smashed it into pieces, and smiled at Wang Xian: "My lord, can I do the same?"

"It's too late." Wang Xian said lightly, "You can only choose one of the two preferential treatment."

"This..." Ma Zhong pondered hard. He is a military general and he has a big appetite. It's okay to eat ten more eggs, but if he doesn't dip it in soy sauce, he will choke to death, so he chose the former.Zhou Yong gave him a plate of soy sauce, and Ma Zhong dipped it in soy sauce and started eating.

Both colleagues ate, and now only Liu Ben remained reserved.He was already very displeased with Wang Xian, and he insisted on his own identity, and he was extremely unwilling to be teased like this.But everyone else ate it, leaving him alone, and the situation was very difficult.If you still insist on not eating at this time, and don't talk about Wang Xian, you will also offend the two colleagues.But if you eat it... Really, the scholar can be killed, not humiliated!
While Liu Ben was hesitating, Ma Zhong had already eaten three eggs, and Chu Yan had eaten two. Wang Xian's expression was obviously unhappy, and he only looked at Liu Ben coldly.Liu Ben felt terrified when Wang Xian looked at him, and quickly shifted his gaze to the two colleagues, but they didn't even look at him, they just ate their own eggs.

"Hey..." Liu Ben knew that if he didn't lose this person today, it would be impossible for him to get out of the house, so he had to calm down and said in a muffled voice, "Bring the soy sauce!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Yong didn't move at all, and just told him coldly: "It's too late, there is no soy sauce, and you can't eat less." After a pause, Zhou Yong said something that made him frightened: "And you have to Eat the ten that Mr. Chu missed!"

"What?!" Liu Ben couldn't help but shoot up: "Why?!"

"This seat has always rewarded and punished so that the soldiers under my command can fight for the lead. What's your opinion?" Wang Xian glanced at Liu Ben coldly, and said lightly.

"Masters in Taiwan, eat quickly!" Chu Yan happily took out ten eggs from his net pocket and put them in front of Liu Ben. He never expected that he could eat eggs so happily.Sure enough, whether this person is miserable or not, it all depends on comparison!

(End of this chapter)