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Chapter 83 The Japanese Pocket JJ (...
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Li Jiacheng suddenly stabbed the dwarf's pants rather wretchedly.
We people in the Celestial Dynasty are the most particular about reciprocity, if you see me stabbing my trousers, I will definitely stab your trousers too!
With a whoosh, the dagger in Li Jiacheng's hand pierced the dwarf's pants.
The dwarf was stunned and couldn't help but let out an exclamation on the spot.
You can imagine it with your toes. At this time, the dwarf definitely felt that the inside of his pants became chilly, like the heavy snow in Hokkaido winter, which suddenly fell into his pants.
Li Jiacheng is definitely quite satisfied with such a knife, and even complacently thinks that this should be regarded as a divine knife.
But to Li Jiacheng's disappointment, when he took the dagger back, there was no blood on it.That is to say, Li Jiacheng's knife did not actually hit the dwarf's descendants!
"I'm stupid, how is this possible!" Li Jiacheng said angrily, "Is there any reason for this?" The knife I just stabbed in, didn't just strike like a dwarf, but was lifted up with it!Could it be that he has practiced the magical skill of "shrinking the sun", right?
The dwarf took three steps back abruptly, and looked at his pants in horror, but there was no pain coming from inside, which immediately made him breathe a sigh of relief.
Li Jiacheng looked dissatisfied at the cut of the dwarf's trousers. Although this seemed too wretched, at least he had to verify the result!
Then, Li Jiacheng burst into laughter suddenly, looking so bright, "Nimma, no wonder my short knife can't stab your descendant's root, it's a toothpick!"
The size of the stuff inside the short man's trousers is too small. I'm afraid you have to use a magnifying glass to see it. I really don't know if it can be used to pee. It's no wonder that Li Jiacheng's short knife can't hit it.
The dwarf obviously understood the meaning of Li Jiacheng's words, and his face flushed with anger.The roots of my descendants are indeed small, but can I blame myself for not living up to expectations?At least such a size is actually proportional to your own physique, okay?
Li Jiacheng can be regarded as a conscientious person. People like dwarfs can be regarded as "heavenly eunuchs" whose children and grandchildren will be disabled for life, so they are embarrassed to take revenge on other people's children and grandchildren. Let them continue to keep it. Even the symbolic meaning of a man should be stripped away.
However, it is absolutely impossible for Li Jiacheng to let this Japanese warrior go easily.
He immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue and continued to attack in the form of close-fitting bunts. Of the seventeen attacks made by the short knife in his hand, fourteen of them hit the dwarf's body.
For a while, the dwarf's body was already covered with scars, and he didn't know if the night clothes he was wearing were expensive or not. Anyway, they must be scrapped.
It can be said that Li Jiacheng has completely controlled the situation at this time, and now the only thing left for this dwarf is the pleasure of torturing, which is much more enjoyable than watching an action movie in bed in an island country!
Li Jiacheng made a move while sneering and said: "Hide, hide, little boy, if you are Li Hualizi, I will definitely fuck you on the spot. It's a pity that you are an ugly ghost, and you must die here tonight!"
Then, Li Jiacheng's left hand suddenly reached out and clasped the dwarf's shoulder, and pressed it down violently. The dwarf screamed, his shoulder blade was almost broken, and he immediately knelt down in front of Li Jiacheng.
At this time, Li Jiacheng's joint skills were about to come in handy again, and he reached out with his left hand to snatch the samurai sword from the dwarf's hand.
Moreover, Li Jiacheng is very confident that he can succeed in one blow.In his opinion, the reason why this dwarf is so powerful is due to the samurai sword in his hand.
But at this moment, the dwarf suddenly yelled, "You are dead!"
There was a sudden swish in the sleeve of his left hand, and a handful of silver needles shot out.
Li Jiacheng dodged in a hurry, but still three hit his left shoulder, which immediately made his arm numb.
The complex in martial arts novels is well said, Li Jiacheng is definitely poisoned at this time.But just relying on the poison smeared on the three silver needles to want to kill people is tantamount to fantasy. What the dwarf said just now was purely to scare people.
Sure enough, when Li Jiacheng was taken aback, he immediately dodged and escaped, avoiding a murder.
Li Jiacheng quickly pulled out the three needles, the wound still felt a little numb, but it was absolutely impossible to be fatal, so he couldn't help saying angrily: "Little devil, you are so cunning!"
As he said that, Li Jiacheng wanted to kill again, but at this time the dwarf didn't keep his hand anymore, and suddenly shot four shurikens from his hand.
"Fuck!" Li Jiacheng exclaimed in surprise, "This guy is a ninja!"
Even if we have never seen a real ninja, we have at least seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Li Jiacheng's sword skills are really limited, so he quickly rolled around on the spot regardless of his own image, avoiding the four shurikens.
At this time, the dwarf suddenly smiled and said, "This time, you are really doomed!"
"Grass mud horse!" Li Jiacheng scolded, "You just talk but don't practice, you just rely on your mouth, no wonder little JJ can only collapse, and when you are on the bed, you can only rely on your mouth and fingers!"
Li Jiacheng happened to be talking about the pain in the short man's life, and suddenly took out a pill in his hand, threw it on the ground, and suddenly burst out a puff of smoke.
Li Jiacheng said in surprise: "So uncreative, it's already the high-tech era of the 21st century, and you still only use this trick to escape!"
When the smoke dissipated, the dwarf disappeared as expected in all martial arts novels.
It can be seen that although sometimes martial arts novels are a little bit of nonsense, they are not all just nonsense.Well, thanks to Jin Yong, thanks to Gu Long, thanks to CCTV...
But sometimes, it turns out, tradition isn't entirely out of character.
Just when Li Jiacheng was feeling emotional, he finally realized that he was wrong.
"Ah!" The short man suddenly appeared behind Li Jiacheng and slashed at Li Jiacheng's neck.
Fortunately, Li Jiacheng reacted quickly enough and squatted down immediately, but when he looked back, he suddenly found that the dwarf had disappeared again.
It can be seen that although the body of the ninja is like a mummy, the means are still a few catties and a few taels.
Therefore, what happened next made Li Jiacheng's empress terrified.
As if he knew the invisibility technique, the dwarf used the surrounding environment to appear in Li Jiacheng's blind spot from time to time, launching attacks again and again.
At this moment, Li Jiacheng finally understood why the fallen man was so scarred.
Under this wave of attacks, Li Jiacheng had four more wounds on his body, and he couldn't help feeling furious.
Under the emotional fluctuations, Li Jiacheng's body immediately mutated by itself.
Li Jiacheng suddenly stabbed the dwarf's pants rather wretchedly.
We people in the Celestial Dynasty are the most particular about reciprocity, if you see me stabbing my trousers, I will definitely stab your trousers too!
With a whoosh, the dagger in Li Jiacheng's hand pierced the dwarf's pants.
The dwarf was stunned and couldn't help but let out an exclamation on the spot.
You can imagine it with your toes. At this time, the dwarf definitely felt that the inside of his pants became chilly, like the heavy snow in Hokkaido winter, which suddenly fell into his pants.
Li Jiacheng is definitely quite satisfied with such a knife, and even complacently thinks that this should be regarded as a divine knife.
But to Li Jiacheng's disappointment, when he took the dagger back, there was no blood on it.That is to say, Li Jiacheng's knife did not actually hit the dwarf's descendants!
"I'm stupid, how is this possible!" Li Jiacheng said angrily, "Is there any reason for this?" The knife I just stabbed in, didn't just strike like a dwarf, but was lifted up with it!Could it be that he has practiced the magical skill of "shrinking the sun", right?
The dwarf took three steps back abruptly, and looked at his pants in horror, but there was no pain coming from inside, which immediately made him breathe a sigh of relief.
Li Jiacheng looked dissatisfied at the cut of the dwarf's trousers. Although this seemed too wretched, at least he had to verify the result!
Then, Li Jiacheng burst into laughter suddenly, looking so bright, "Nimma, no wonder my short knife can't stab your descendant's root, it's a toothpick!"
The size of the stuff inside the short man's trousers is too small. I'm afraid you have to use a magnifying glass to see it. I really don't know if it can be used to pee. It's no wonder that Li Jiacheng's short knife can't hit it.
The dwarf obviously understood the meaning of Li Jiacheng's words, and his face flushed with anger.The roots of my descendants are indeed small, but can I blame myself for not living up to expectations?At least such a size is actually proportional to your own physique, okay?
Li Jiacheng can be regarded as a conscientious person. People like dwarfs can be regarded as "heavenly eunuchs" whose children and grandchildren will be disabled for life, so they are embarrassed to take revenge on other people's children and grandchildren. Let them continue to keep it. Even the symbolic meaning of a man should be stripped away.
However, it is absolutely impossible for Li Jiacheng to let this Japanese warrior go easily.
He immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue and continued to attack in the form of close-fitting bunts. Of the seventeen attacks made by the short knife in his hand, fourteen of them hit the dwarf's body.
For a while, the dwarf's body was already covered with scars, and he didn't know if the night clothes he was wearing were expensive or not. Anyway, they must be scrapped.
It can be said that Li Jiacheng has completely controlled the situation at this time, and now the only thing left for this dwarf is the pleasure of torturing, which is much more enjoyable than watching an action movie in bed in an island country!
Li Jiacheng made a move while sneering and said: "Hide, hide, little boy, if you are Li Hualizi, I will definitely fuck you on the spot. It's a pity that you are an ugly ghost, and you must die here tonight!"
Then, Li Jiacheng's left hand suddenly reached out and clasped the dwarf's shoulder, and pressed it down violently. The dwarf screamed, his shoulder blade was almost broken, and he immediately knelt down in front of Li Jiacheng.
At this time, Li Jiacheng's joint skills were about to come in handy again, and he reached out with his left hand to snatch the samurai sword from the dwarf's hand.
Moreover, Li Jiacheng is very confident that he can succeed in one blow.In his opinion, the reason why this dwarf is so powerful is due to the samurai sword in his hand.
But at this moment, the dwarf suddenly yelled, "You are dead!"
There was a sudden swish in the sleeve of his left hand, and a handful of silver needles shot out.
Li Jiacheng dodged in a hurry, but still three hit his left shoulder, which immediately made his arm numb.
The complex in martial arts novels is well said, Li Jiacheng is definitely poisoned at this time.But just relying on the poison smeared on the three silver needles to want to kill people is tantamount to fantasy. What the dwarf said just now was purely to scare people.
Sure enough, when Li Jiacheng was taken aback, he immediately dodged and escaped, avoiding a murder.
Li Jiacheng quickly pulled out the three needles, the wound still felt a little numb, but it was absolutely impossible to be fatal, so he couldn't help saying angrily: "Little devil, you are so cunning!"
As he said that, Li Jiacheng wanted to kill again, but at this time the dwarf didn't keep his hand anymore, and suddenly shot four shurikens from his hand.
"Fuck!" Li Jiacheng exclaimed in surprise, "This guy is a ninja!"
Even if we have never seen a real ninja, we have at least seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Li Jiacheng's sword skills are really limited, so he quickly rolled around on the spot regardless of his own image, avoiding the four shurikens.
At this time, the dwarf suddenly smiled and said, "This time, you are really doomed!"
"Grass mud horse!" Li Jiacheng scolded, "You just talk but don't practice, you just rely on your mouth, no wonder little JJ can only collapse, and when you are on the bed, you can only rely on your mouth and fingers!"
Li Jiacheng happened to be talking about the pain in the short man's life, and suddenly took out a pill in his hand, threw it on the ground, and suddenly burst out a puff of smoke.
Li Jiacheng said in surprise: "So uncreative, it's already the high-tech era of the 21st century, and you still only use this trick to escape!"
When the smoke dissipated, the dwarf disappeared as expected in all martial arts novels.
It can be seen that although sometimes martial arts novels are a little bit of nonsense, they are not all just nonsense.Well, thanks to Jin Yong, thanks to Gu Long, thanks to CCTV...
But sometimes, it turns out, tradition isn't entirely out of character.
Just when Li Jiacheng was feeling emotional, he finally realized that he was wrong.
"Ah!" The short man suddenly appeared behind Li Jiacheng and slashed at Li Jiacheng's neck.
Fortunately, Li Jiacheng reacted quickly enough and squatted down immediately, but when he looked back, he suddenly found that the dwarf had disappeared again.
It can be seen that although the body of the ninja is like a mummy, the means are still a few catties and a few taels.
Therefore, what happened next made Li Jiacheng's empress terrified.
As if he knew the invisibility technique, the dwarf used the surrounding environment to appear in Li Jiacheng's blind spot from time to time, launching attacks again and again.
At this moment, Li Jiacheng finally understood why the fallen man was so scarred.
Under this wave of attacks, Li Jiacheng had four more wounds on his body, and he couldn't help feeling furious.
Under the emotional fluctuations, Li Jiacheng's body immediately mutated by itself.
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