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Chapter 109 Don't scold the kitten
The monster that Jack will send must be the King of the Seventh-Rank Thunder Horse.
Presumably the rest of the horses should be assigned by Jack, and the remaining horse king is waiting for Li Xie to take care of.
Li Xie wanted to ride this horse king who was purple all over and blue lightning flashing, but the problem came up, how would Li Xie ride it?
"My lord, all the thunder horses have been allocated, and this one was sent here according to my lord's order. However, my lord, the thunder horse has a strong temper. This one was released from the trap, and after the anesthesia was relieved, I have always wanted to commit suicide. I have no choice but to commit suicide." , can only be tied like this."
In the garden, Li Xie was holding the kitten, and Xiao An, Fan Di; Searle, Zennard stood on one side; on the other side, Jack led several soldiers, and used a trailer to drag a horse lying on its side. A purple horse on a cart.
This horse is tied to its limbs and neck by five special chains, making it extremely difficult to move. It can only roar like thunder from the horse's mouth. From its eyes, it can probably See the look of despair and death.
Li Xie walked up to the king horse, worrying about how to turn it into his riding pet, and it had to be willing, because Li Xie couldn't sign a contract with it.
But looking at its eyes now, it seems to be a big problem to ask it to be willing.
"What can you do to make it obey me obediently?" Li Xie couldn't think of a way by himself, so he could only ask his surroundings.
Jack shook his head and said, "The Thunderhorse is a well-known fierce horse. Once captured, he would rather commit suicide than be driven by others. We can only sign a master-slave contract with it and force orders. Otherwise, I really can't think of it." Method."
Fan Di Searle also nodded his head and said: "There are also a lot of thunder horses, but almost no army dares to equip them. The reason is that they are too high-level on the one hand. Backlash, their nature of preferring death to surrender, makes it impossible for them to be tamed forever."
"That is to say, there is nothing you can do?" Seeing Jack and Fan Di nodding, Li Xie couldn't help feeling helpless, and had to come by himself.
"Hello, my name is Li Xie. What's your name? Do you have a name? Can you speak Chinese?"
Anyway, there is no way to sign a contract with Ma Wang, so it can only be fooled.The premise of fooling, of course, is to communicate first.The seventh-order Warcraft already has the same intelligence as humans, so communication is no problem, the problem is whether it can speak Chinese.
"boom!"
In response to Li Xie, there was a loud thunder.
Damn, only animal language!
Li Xie looked at Zeenard: "What did it say?"
"roll!"
"Uh...don't be so simple, boy. Simultaneous translation." If you don't know the situation, you may think Zeenard is called Li Xiegun.
Li Xie also knew that Zeenard had such a temperament, so he naturally didn't care about it, and said to Ma Wang: "It can be seen that you want to die, then you will not be afraid of my ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty. However, To die is to die with dignity, and you do not want to be driven by others to ask for death, which is indeed dignified, but you don't even want to leave your name, it seems that death is too unworthy."
"Boom!" Ma Wang struggled to stand up, but the connected iron chain locked him tightly.
Zeenard is used to the promising profession of translation, and said simultaneously: "He said, his name is Zixiao."
"Zixiao? Zixia can't be your sister?" Li Xie squatted down, letting his eyes be at the same level as Ma Wang's head, and then said: "I don't know if you have heard a saying that death is lighter than a feather. It's more important than Buzhou Mountain. I don't know what kind of mentality you want to die, isn't it just to be driven by others, to die? Hehe, don't you think it's not worth it?"
"I would rather die than let a human ride on my back." The horse king roared a few times, and Zeenard translated simultaneously.
Li Xie shook his head: "I'm a strange person. I want to be friends with all monsters and treat each other equally. Therefore, I don't like to sign any contracts. Look..."
Li Xie brought the little kitten in front of him: "This is a ninth-level monster, much higher than yours. She is my pet, and I didn't force her to sign a contract. Now she lives a much better life."
The little cat broke free from Li Xie's hand and fell to the ground. Knowing that Li Xie was fooling the monster, he nodded very cooperatively, then took out a bottle of Tierney, took two sips, and licked his lips as if enjoying it. Then he rubbed his head against Li Xie's calf, with that intimacy look, the little cat who would bite Li Xie twice when he was fine, and slap Li Xie on the forehead when he got upset was a different cat.
This made Li Xie a little suspicious, is this little kitten possessed by a ghost?
Of course, Li Xie is quite heartwarming, knowing that the kitten is cooperating with him. This kitten is usually domineering, but at critical times, she still gets Li Xie's thoughts the most.
Ma Wang's eyes were full of disdain: "Hmph! You just don't have magic fighting spirit, so you fooled me? If you could sign a contract with me, would you still tell me so much? Get out! Kill if you want to kill! Don't talk so much nonsense !"
Ho!
Damn, so smart?
Li Xie's little thoughts were seen through, his mind turned sharply, and he was looking for another way.
The little cat on the ground shrugged, raised its paw and waved at Li Xie, indicating that the cat was helpless.
The horse king who was lying on his side turned his horse eyes to the kitten: "Trash! Get out of the way too, don't hang around in front of this king! Even if you don't sign a contract, you will treat humans as pets, and you will lose face to us monsters!"
Ho!
Li Xie gasped!How dare you say this!Do you think this is an ordinary cat?This is a very violent cat!
Li Xie looked at Zeenard with pitiful eyes, Zeenard's mouth twitched, and he pointed at Mawang: "I am in charge of the translation, it is what he said."
Li Xie turned his pitiful eyes to Ma Wang again, and then felt a chill coming towards his face, and his eyes fell on the little cat again.
The little cat lowered its head and remained motionless. Li Xie knew that this was the calm before the storm.The last time Jinling Zhanji scolded the little cat, not only was the little cat swung the wine bottle and shot his head on the spot, but it was said that he often heard Jinling Zhanji's screams at night, so it was known that this was a very vengeful kitten.
Now Ma Wang scolds even harder, what will happen?
"Meow..." The low and cold cry came from the depths of the kitten's throat. The kitten raised its head, its eyes were full of cold light, the right corner of its mouth was raised high, and the exposed small fangs glowed with a white and cruel light .
Zeenard twitched his eyebrows, took two steps back instinctively, and whispered, "Do you want to translate?"
"Translation." Li Xie retreated behind Zeenard and said weakly.
"She said... she didn't know how many bones the horse had."
The little cat jumped onto the cart, stretched out its five paws, and gently touched Ma Wang's skin: "Meow... Meow..."
"She said...she would count the bones on his body piece by piece, and then study it to make one of his bones become two, and two bones become three..."
Ho!
Li Xie shuddered, and quickly took another step back!
"Meow!" The little cat's voice suddenly became sharp, holding one of Ma Wang's forelimbs with its two front paws, and swung it vigorously. The two-meter-high and two-meter-long Ma Wang is as big as the kitten's palm. Ma Wang, whose body is simply huge, was turned into a helicopter wing by the kitten.
The kitty swung the cat hard, and Ma Wang's whole body hit the cart hard again. The wooden cart was smashed to pieces in an instant.
Even so, the little kitten didn't intend to stop, it jumped high, and kicked Ma Wang directly on the shoulder. There was a crisp and clear "click" sound. Obviously, Ma Wang's shoulder bone was shattered!
Hearing the sound of bones shattering, everyone around subconsciously retreated, this is too cruel!
Ma Wang continued to scream, but the little kitty was completely merciless, kicked again, and heard the sound of bones breaking!
The screams kept ringing, and the clicking sound kept coming out.
The kitten meowed as it abused the horse king.
Li Xie twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling a dull pain in all the bones in his body, and said weakly: "What did she say?"
"She's scolding him!"
"What are you scolding?"
"Sister Miaomiao said that it would damage her image as a lady, so I am not allowed to translate, otherwise, that horse will be my fate."
Ho!
Ma Wang has been flattened so badly that he can't stand up even if the iron chains on Ma Wang's body are loosened now.
Li Xie was worried that the little cat would torture Ma Wang to death, so he quickly said, "Okay, baby, calm down, don't beat him to death."
"Meow!" The little cat stopped, glared at Li Xie, and continued to abuse.
Next to Zeenard said: "She said that this damn horse dared to call her rubbish, he must be killed so that he can understand! She will beat anyone who dares to persuade! However, he told you to rest assured, no will kill him."
"Uh..." Li Xie glanced at the runaway kitten and opened his mouth, but he really didn't dare to continue persuading him.
This cat was too mysterious to be a ninth-level beast of misfortune. Anyway, Li Xie felt that he couldn't afford to offend him.
Master Mian, poor Ma Wang!
Li Xie mourned for a while, regardless of the life and death of Ma Wang, let the little cat to torture!Anyway, the little kitty will not beat Ma Wang to death, maybe after a while of abuse, and then persuade Ma Wang later, it may make Ma Wang obedient.
So Li Xie waved his hand and told everyone to disperse, and continued to practice calligraphy with Xiao An.
After two days like this, Ma Wang was thrown into the garden, and the people of the City Lord's Mansion could hear screams like thunder from time to time.
Yes, Ma Wang is still being abused by kittens!
"Brother Xie, that horse is so pitiful, why don't you persuade him?"
Still in the study, Xiao An was sitting on the sidelines watching Li Xie practicing calligraphy, his face was full of sympathy for hearing Ma Wang's screams.
This is a kind little girl.
"I'm not going. If I try to persuade you, it might be me who screams." Li Xie focused on practicing calligraphy. As for Ma Wang, Li Xie didn't want to and didn't dare to care about such a violent cat. No matter how old he is, he dare not go, even if Ma Wang was tortured to death, Li Xie can only admit it.
Xiao An frowned: "Brother Xie, the little cat is too fierce, and so powerful! Be careful in the future, don't offend her, otherwise..."
"No, otherwise! How dare I offend her...is it? Zayn?"
Zeenard turned his face away, saying that it was none of his business, don't ask him, but for the first time in Zeenard's heart, he felt very lucky, glad that he was the little brother of that kitten, and even more glad that he met him for the first time. When I was a kitten, I didn't scold her.Otherwise, Zeenard didn't think that his ninth-level dragon would be the opponent of that ninth-level beast of doom.
"It's just strange!" Xiao An said again: "That horse has been beating the little cat for almost three days, how could it...won't it die? Why?"
why?
Thinking of why, Li Xie shuddered all over.
Presumably the rest of the horses should be assigned by Jack, and the remaining horse king is waiting for Li Xie to take care of.
Li Xie wanted to ride this horse king who was purple all over and blue lightning flashing, but the problem came up, how would Li Xie ride it?
"My lord, all the thunder horses have been allocated, and this one was sent here according to my lord's order. However, my lord, the thunder horse has a strong temper. This one was released from the trap, and after the anesthesia was relieved, I have always wanted to commit suicide. I have no choice but to commit suicide." , can only be tied like this."
In the garden, Li Xie was holding the kitten, and Xiao An, Fan Di; Searle, Zennard stood on one side; on the other side, Jack led several soldiers, and used a trailer to drag a horse lying on its side. A purple horse on a cart.
This horse is tied to its limbs and neck by five special chains, making it extremely difficult to move. It can only roar like thunder from the horse's mouth. From its eyes, it can probably See the look of despair and death.
Li Xie walked up to the king horse, worrying about how to turn it into his riding pet, and it had to be willing, because Li Xie couldn't sign a contract with it.
But looking at its eyes now, it seems to be a big problem to ask it to be willing.
"What can you do to make it obey me obediently?" Li Xie couldn't think of a way by himself, so he could only ask his surroundings.
Jack shook his head and said, "The Thunderhorse is a well-known fierce horse. Once captured, he would rather commit suicide than be driven by others. We can only sign a master-slave contract with it and force orders. Otherwise, I really can't think of it." Method."
Fan Di Searle also nodded his head and said: "There are also a lot of thunder horses, but almost no army dares to equip them. The reason is that they are too high-level on the one hand. Backlash, their nature of preferring death to surrender, makes it impossible for them to be tamed forever."
"That is to say, there is nothing you can do?" Seeing Jack and Fan Di nodding, Li Xie couldn't help feeling helpless, and had to come by himself.
"Hello, my name is Li Xie. What's your name? Do you have a name? Can you speak Chinese?"
Anyway, there is no way to sign a contract with Ma Wang, so it can only be fooled.The premise of fooling, of course, is to communicate first.The seventh-order Warcraft already has the same intelligence as humans, so communication is no problem, the problem is whether it can speak Chinese.
"boom!"
In response to Li Xie, there was a loud thunder.
Damn, only animal language!
Li Xie looked at Zeenard: "What did it say?"
"roll!"
"Uh...don't be so simple, boy. Simultaneous translation." If you don't know the situation, you may think Zeenard is called Li Xiegun.
Li Xie also knew that Zeenard had such a temperament, so he naturally didn't care about it, and said to Ma Wang: "It can be seen that you want to die, then you will not be afraid of my ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty. However, To die is to die with dignity, and you do not want to be driven by others to ask for death, which is indeed dignified, but you don't even want to leave your name, it seems that death is too unworthy."
"Boom!" Ma Wang struggled to stand up, but the connected iron chain locked him tightly.
Zeenard is used to the promising profession of translation, and said simultaneously: "He said, his name is Zixiao."
"Zixiao? Zixia can't be your sister?" Li Xie squatted down, letting his eyes be at the same level as Ma Wang's head, and then said: "I don't know if you have heard a saying that death is lighter than a feather. It's more important than Buzhou Mountain. I don't know what kind of mentality you want to die, isn't it just to be driven by others, to die? Hehe, don't you think it's not worth it?"
"I would rather die than let a human ride on my back." The horse king roared a few times, and Zeenard translated simultaneously.
Li Xie shook his head: "I'm a strange person. I want to be friends with all monsters and treat each other equally. Therefore, I don't like to sign any contracts. Look..."
Li Xie brought the little kitten in front of him: "This is a ninth-level monster, much higher than yours. She is my pet, and I didn't force her to sign a contract. Now she lives a much better life."
The little cat broke free from Li Xie's hand and fell to the ground. Knowing that Li Xie was fooling the monster, he nodded very cooperatively, then took out a bottle of Tierney, took two sips, and licked his lips as if enjoying it. Then he rubbed his head against Li Xie's calf, with that intimacy look, the little cat who would bite Li Xie twice when he was fine, and slap Li Xie on the forehead when he got upset was a different cat.
This made Li Xie a little suspicious, is this little kitten possessed by a ghost?
Of course, Li Xie is quite heartwarming, knowing that the kitten is cooperating with him. This kitten is usually domineering, but at critical times, she still gets Li Xie's thoughts the most.
Ma Wang's eyes were full of disdain: "Hmph! You just don't have magic fighting spirit, so you fooled me? If you could sign a contract with me, would you still tell me so much? Get out! Kill if you want to kill! Don't talk so much nonsense !"
Ho!
Damn, so smart?
Li Xie's little thoughts were seen through, his mind turned sharply, and he was looking for another way.
The little cat on the ground shrugged, raised its paw and waved at Li Xie, indicating that the cat was helpless.
The horse king who was lying on his side turned his horse eyes to the kitten: "Trash! Get out of the way too, don't hang around in front of this king! Even if you don't sign a contract, you will treat humans as pets, and you will lose face to us monsters!"
Ho!
Li Xie gasped!How dare you say this!Do you think this is an ordinary cat?This is a very violent cat!
Li Xie looked at Zeenard with pitiful eyes, Zeenard's mouth twitched, and he pointed at Mawang: "I am in charge of the translation, it is what he said."
Li Xie turned his pitiful eyes to Ma Wang again, and then felt a chill coming towards his face, and his eyes fell on the little cat again.
The little cat lowered its head and remained motionless. Li Xie knew that this was the calm before the storm.The last time Jinling Zhanji scolded the little cat, not only was the little cat swung the wine bottle and shot his head on the spot, but it was said that he often heard Jinling Zhanji's screams at night, so it was known that this was a very vengeful kitten.
Now Ma Wang scolds even harder, what will happen?
"Meow..." The low and cold cry came from the depths of the kitten's throat. The kitten raised its head, its eyes were full of cold light, the right corner of its mouth was raised high, and the exposed small fangs glowed with a white and cruel light .
Zeenard twitched his eyebrows, took two steps back instinctively, and whispered, "Do you want to translate?"
"Translation." Li Xie retreated behind Zeenard and said weakly.
"She said... she didn't know how many bones the horse had."
The little cat jumped onto the cart, stretched out its five paws, and gently touched Ma Wang's skin: "Meow... Meow..."
"She said...she would count the bones on his body piece by piece, and then study it to make one of his bones become two, and two bones become three..."
Ho!
Li Xie shuddered, and quickly took another step back!
"Meow!" The little cat's voice suddenly became sharp, holding one of Ma Wang's forelimbs with its two front paws, and swung it vigorously. The two-meter-high and two-meter-long Ma Wang is as big as the kitten's palm. Ma Wang, whose body is simply huge, was turned into a helicopter wing by the kitten.
The kitty swung the cat hard, and Ma Wang's whole body hit the cart hard again. The wooden cart was smashed to pieces in an instant.
Even so, the little kitten didn't intend to stop, it jumped high, and kicked Ma Wang directly on the shoulder. There was a crisp and clear "click" sound. Obviously, Ma Wang's shoulder bone was shattered!
Hearing the sound of bones shattering, everyone around subconsciously retreated, this is too cruel!
Ma Wang continued to scream, but the little kitty was completely merciless, kicked again, and heard the sound of bones breaking!
The screams kept ringing, and the clicking sound kept coming out.
The kitten meowed as it abused the horse king.
Li Xie twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling a dull pain in all the bones in his body, and said weakly: "What did she say?"
"She's scolding him!"
"What are you scolding?"
"Sister Miaomiao said that it would damage her image as a lady, so I am not allowed to translate, otherwise, that horse will be my fate."
Ho!
Ma Wang has been flattened so badly that he can't stand up even if the iron chains on Ma Wang's body are loosened now.
Li Xie was worried that the little cat would torture Ma Wang to death, so he quickly said, "Okay, baby, calm down, don't beat him to death."
"Meow!" The little cat stopped, glared at Li Xie, and continued to abuse.
Next to Zeenard said: "She said that this damn horse dared to call her rubbish, he must be killed so that he can understand! She will beat anyone who dares to persuade! However, he told you to rest assured, no will kill him."
"Uh..." Li Xie glanced at the runaway kitten and opened his mouth, but he really didn't dare to continue persuading him.
This cat was too mysterious to be a ninth-level beast of misfortune. Anyway, Li Xie felt that he couldn't afford to offend him.
Master Mian, poor Ma Wang!
Li Xie mourned for a while, regardless of the life and death of Ma Wang, let the little cat to torture!Anyway, the little kitty will not beat Ma Wang to death, maybe after a while of abuse, and then persuade Ma Wang later, it may make Ma Wang obedient.
So Li Xie waved his hand and told everyone to disperse, and continued to practice calligraphy with Xiao An.
After two days like this, Ma Wang was thrown into the garden, and the people of the City Lord's Mansion could hear screams like thunder from time to time.
Yes, Ma Wang is still being abused by kittens!
"Brother Xie, that horse is so pitiful, why don't you persuade him?"
Still in the study, Xiao An was sitting on the sidelines watching Li Xie practicing calligraphy, his face was full of sympathy for hearing Ma Wang's screams.
This is a kind little girl.
"I'm not going. If I try to persuade you, it might be me who screams." Li Xie focused on practicing calligraphy. As for Ma Wang, Li Xie didn't want to and didn't dare to care about such a violent cat. No matter how old he is, he dare not go, even if Ma Wang was tortured to death, Li Xie can only admit it.
Xiao An frowned: "Brother Xie, the little cat is too fierce, and so powerful! Be careful in the future, don't offend her, otherwise..."
"No, otherwise! How dare I offend her...is it? Zayn?"
Zeenard turned his face away, saying that it was none of his business, don't ask him, but for the first time in Zeenard's heart, he felt very lucky, glad that he was the little brother of that kitten, and even more glad that he met him for the first time. When I was a kitten, I didn't scold her.Otherwise, Zeenard didn't think that his ninth-level dragon would be the opponent of that ninth-level beast of doom.
"It's just strange!" Xiao An said again: "That horse has been beating the little cat for almost three days, how could it...won't it die? Why?"
why?
Thinking of why, Li Xie shuddered all over.
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