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Chapter 140 Home Delivery
"Invent things?" Shosta sat on the ground, held his head up, and said proudly, "Of course! We goblins are the greatest inventors, and I, Shosta, am the greatest of the greatest inventors!"
"Oh?" Li Xie believed Fan Di now; Searle guessed that the guy in front of him was bragging about the goblin's evaluation, so he didn't believe it at all, and just smiled: "Then what will you invent?"
Shosta chuckled and said, "That depends on what the uncle's salary is!"
Fan Di Searle whispered in Li Xie's ear: "My lord, you don't need to talk about remuneration with him, just force him to do things. The more you pay him, the more he will get more and more, and he will sell it at a high price! Anyway, treat him Goblins, just treat them like livestock."
Li Xie nodded, but he didn't agree with Fan Di in his heart; what Searle said, after all, the purpose of finding a goblin is to invent something useful, and invention needs inspiration. Treat the goblin like an animal, fearing that he won't work. Then he smiled and said, "How about this, tell me what reward you want?"
"Well! You are a polite uncle." Shosta no longer had a humble smile on his face, but nodded his head as if he was equal to Li Xie: "I, Shosta, am not a greedy goblin , In this way, you give me a laboratory, four delicious meals a day, and one hundred thousand gold coins per year. These are the rewards! I have other requirements, and you must meet them! Oh! I almost forgot, how can I forget this point? For a week, you have to give me a virgin, tsk tsk, I haven’t tasted the fragrance of a virgin for a long time! With these, I, Shosta, will help you. Whatever you want, I will do for you!”
A virgin a week?
Li Xie frowned deeply, and his face sank.
He can tolerate goblins' greed, fickleness, etc., but hearing this request has already touched Li Xie's bottom line.
Not only is the goblin not human, but he also looks like a ghost, but he still wants to spoil a human woman?A virgin a week?When Li Xie is a pimp?
What's more, the woman who gave it to him would probably be worse than death, and Li Xie was an accomplice in disguise.
Li Xie can refuse such a request, but Shosta has already disgusted Li Xie.Once disgusted, Li Xie had to consider Shosta's other conditions.
"My lord..." Fan Di; Searle said again: "The virgin he asked for is different from what your lord thinks, he wants to eat it!"
eat?
Li Xie's eyes turned cold, and his face was full of gloom!This damn goblin turned out to be a pervert!
Taking a deep breath, Li Xie's curiosity and tolerance for goblins were gone, and he said coldly: "Arrange a laboratory for him to meet all his needs for invention, and don't talk about other conditions! Lock him in the laboratory , If you want to escape or don’t invent, just kill it and find another goblin!”
For goblins, Li Xie finally has Fan Di; Searle's disgust is not because of his greed, but because he wants to feed on human women.
"Ah? Master! You can't!" Hearing Li Xie's order, Shosta cried and begged: "Master, the conditions can be negotiated or reduced, please don't treat the cute goblin like this!"
Li Xie looked at his miserable appearance, and said in a cold voice: "God favored you and let you meet me! Unfortunately, you failed God's good intentions! Shosta, let me tell you, you'd better invent some I think it is useful, otherwise, I will kill you soon! After all, you are not the only goblin! Of course, if I think your invention is useful, you will be rewarded. Work hard. Hope to meet next time, no When I give the order to kill you!"
"Master, you can't, sir! Master!"
Shosta was still howling, Li Xie had already followed Fan Di; Searle walked out of the tent, leaving the soldiers to deal with Shosta.
The weather was supposed to be good, but it was a bit unlucky for the damn goblin.
I just hope this goblin can invent something good, otherwise, Li Xie doesn't want to keep him in Chrysanthemum City.
As time passed, Mercedes VII finally sent a secret message that the full-scale attack on the Cheetah Army would be three days later.
The secret letter had just been received, and Jack had just left for the army, but Li Xie couldn't help but laugh when he came alone.
This person is one of the current leaders of the Sunflower City Cheetah Corps——Larry Panson.
Once stabbed Li Xie with a sword, and was also the initiator of the enmity between Li Xie and the Pan Sen family!
And the purpose of his coming was to send invitations.
Three days later, it will be Gu Ge, commander of the [-] Cheetah Army in Sunflower City; Pan Sen’s birthday, Gu Ge; Pan Sen is going to hold a big banquet in the barracks, and Li Xie is the guest of honor, named Larry; Pan Sen comes to send invitations, It was for Larry; Pan Sen and Li Xie to bridge the gap.
Chrysanthemum City Council Hall.
Li Xie and all the core members were present. Li Xie held the invitation card and looked at Larry standing in the hall; Pan Sen didn't know what to say for a while.
We're going to fuck his whole family, and he's coming to invite us to celebrate our birthday?The time coincides, isn't this the same as life sacrifice and death sacrifice?Was he too unlucky, or did Mercedes VII choose his day well?
Of course, Li Xie also thought of another possibility. The Pan Sen family felt that Li Xie was powerful, and fighting recklessly would only hurt both sides, so they pretended to reconcile and paralyzed Li Xie's guard. Now they want to invite Li Xie to go to Sun Flower City and take it down in one fell swoop.
If this is possible, it's not just Gu Ge; Pan Sen is unlucky, but Li Xie is also lucky.
But now have to deal with this home delivery anyway!How to take Larry; how should Pantheon operate?
Larry Pan Sen felt a little uncomfortable with Li Xie's half-smiling expression, cupped his hands and said, "I've offended you a lot in the past, but today I'm taking the opportunity to send you a post to officially accompany Duke Xie, right? Please accept the evil duke with a smile, and hope that our unhappiness in the past will not affect our future cooperation, and also hope that the evil duke will show great strength and let the past go."
Speaking, Larry; Pan Sen offered a small bag made of brocade with both hands. Li Xie motioned Kano to go down and get it up. When he opened it, he found a lot of crystal cards. At least [-] million gold coins.
This compensation gift is quite a lot!
Putting away the crystal card in Li Xie's bag, he said with a smile: "For the sake of money, I won't kill you today, and save your life for a few days!"
These words made Larry Panson frightened, and seeing that the core members of Chrysanthemum City seemed to be smiling, Larry Panson's face immediately fell, and he said in a deep voice: "The evil duke's words are true." What's the meaning?"
"Oh, don't you understand?" The corner of Li Xie's right mouth raised high: "Let me tell you, our evil army will attack the Cheetah Army in Sunflower City in three days. Not killing you, but a gift!"
At this time, Li Xie is not afraid to tell the truth, so what if Larry Pan Sen knows?Fandy; Searle, Zennard, Jack, and Kano are all present, afraid that he can run away?
Even if he was allowed to run away, Li Xie was not afraid, because he had already made up his mind to confront him head-on.
Li Xie's words made Larry Pan Sen's pupils shrink and his mind fluctuate!
Chrysanthemum City wants to attack Sun Flower City?
then what do I do?
Larry Pantheon looked around, seeing that there was no possibility of him escaping at all, and holding his hope, he cupped his hands and said, "The God of the Earth is above! The Evil Duke is just joking with you! The Evil Duke swore an oath in the name of the Earth God that day, we The two families have turned their fights into friendship, and the evil duke is not a perfidy, and it is impossible to break the oath at the risk of offending the gods. The evil duke should stop joking with me, I am cowardly and cannot withstand intimidation."
"Hahaha..." Li Xie laughed loudly, and said to the left and right: "Tell him, what do I, Li Xie, believe in?"
Kano turned to Larry; Pan Sen said with a smile, "The first is gold coins! So I made up with you temporarily that day, and today, you can also save a few days of life!"
Fan Di Searle twitched his eyebrows and said, "The number one is Master Mian! Hehe, my lord swears to the God of the Earth, but unfortunately, he doesn't believe in the God of the Earth! How can he say he offends God?"
"You guys!" Larry Pan Sen took a few steps back in shock. He actually knew that what Li Xie said was not a joke, because this kind of thing can never be used as a joke!But he still had hope, otherwise, he would be in danger today!However, hope is now completely dashed!Larry Pantheon shivered, and hurriedly said, "Duke Evil! Don't kill me! If you want gold coins, I'll give them whatever you want!"
"Oh?" Li Xie adjusted his body to make himself sit more comfortably, and said with a smile: "I like to talk about the price the most, especially the price for me! Tell me, how much can you buy now?" Your life?"
Larry Pan Sen hurriedly said: "[-] million gold coins! I have [-] million gold coins on me! I will give it all to you! As long as you let me go! I will ask the family to give you another [-] million gold coins! My father will definitely give it to you!"
"Tsk tsk!" Li Xie looked at Larry and couldn't help laughing: "A city lord like me only carries property all day long, but you are just a small commander, why do you also carry property? [-] million gold coins, you can't I have it! I guess, your family should have taken [-] million to let me reconcile with you, and you withheld [-] million!"
"This..." Larry Pan Sen's little plan was shattered by Li Xiedao, and he was shocked and begged for mercy: "Master Xie, you let me go, I swear, I swear in the name of the god of the earth, as long as you let me go!" Me, I will definitely ask my family to give you [-] million! I believe in the God of the Earth! Please, Lord Evil, trust me!"
Li Xie smiled and looked at Kano: "Whose money is his family's?"
Kano understood Li Xie's thoughts best, and immediately responded: "Of course it belongs to the adults, just like the nobles in Chrysanthemum City back then, all the property belonged to the adults, it depends on when the adults take it!"
"That's right, this kid is not kind, take my money to buy his life! He should be beaten!"
"I'm coming!" When it comes to beating people and killing people, Zeenard is the most diligent.
Larry saw Zeenard's viciousness; Pan Sen also heard about it. Seeing Zeenard's movement, Larry was so frightened that his whole body went limp, and immediately knelt down and cried, "Don't... don't kill me! My lord, I just I'm a small character, you just treat me like a fart!"
Li Xie chuckled: "I almost died at the hands of your Pan Sen family over and over again. You are a fart, and I also made you into a big uncle, and let you go out as fertilizer! Let you go? Zen, break his limbs, Save his life!"
"Ah? No! Evil Duke! Please! Let me go! Ah..."
"Oh?" Li Xie believed Fan Di now; Searle guessed that the guy in front of him was bragging about the goblin's evaluation, so he didn't believe it at all, and just smiled: "Then what will you invent?"
Shosta chuckled and said, "That depends on what the uncle's salary is!"
Fan Di Searle whispered in Li Xie's ear: "My lord, you don't need to talk about remuneration with him, just force him to do things. The more you pay him, the more he will get more and more, and he will sell it at a high price! Anyway, treat him Goblins, just treat them like livestock."
Li Xie nodded, but he didn't agree with Fan Di in his heart; what Searle said, after all, the purpose of finding a goblin is to invent something useful, and invention needs inspiration. Treat the goblin like an animal, fearing that he won't work. Then he smiled and said, "How about this, tell me what reward you want?"
"Well! You are a polite uncle." Shosta no longer had a humble smile on his face, but nodded his head as if he was equal to Li Xie: "I, Shosta, am not a greedy goblin , In this way, you give me a laboratory, four delicious meals a day, and one hundred thousand gold coins per year. These are the rewards! I have other requirements, and you must meet them! Oh! I almost forgot, how can I forget this point? For a week, you have to give me a virgin, tsk tsk, I haven’t tasted the fragrance of a virgin for a long time! With these, I, Shosta, will help you. Whatever you want, I will do for you!”
A virgin a week?
Li Xie frowned deeply, and his face sank.
He can tolerate goblins' greed, fickleness, etc., but hearing this request has already touched Li Xie's bottom line.
Not only is the goblin not human, but he also looks like a ghost, but he still wants to spoil a human woman?A virgin a week?When Li Xie is a pimp?
What's more, the woman who gave it to him would probably be worse than death, and Li Xie was an accomplice in disguise.
Li Xie can refuse such a request, but Shosta has already disgusted Li Xie.Once disgusted, Li Xie had to consider Shosta's other conditions.
"My lord..." Fan Di; Searle said again: "The virgin he asked for is different from what your lord thinks, he wants to eat it!"
eat?
Li Xie's eyes turned cold, and his face was full of gloom!This damn goblin turned out to be a pervert!
Taking a deep breath, Li Xie's curiosity and tolerance for goblins were gone, and he said coldly: "Arrange a laboratory for him to meet all his needs for invention, and don't talk about other conditions! Lock him in the laboratory , If you want to escape or don’t invent, just kill it and find another goblin!”
For goblins, Li Xie finally has Fan Di; Searle's disgust is not because of his greed, but because he wants to feed on human women.
"Ah? Master! You can't!" Hearing Li Xie's order, Shosta cried and begged: "Master, the conditions can be negotiated or reduced, please don't treat the cute goblin like this!"
Li Xie looked at his miserable appearance, and said in a cold voice: "God favored you and let you meet me! Unfortunately, you failed God's good intentions! Shosta, let me tell you, you'd better invent some I think it is useful, otherwise, I will kill you soon! After all, you are not the only goblin! Of course, if I think your invention is useful, you will be rewarded. Work hard. Hope to meet next time, no When I give the order to kill you!"
"Master, you can't, sir! Master!"
Shosta was still howling, Li Xie had already followed Fan Di; Searle walked out of the tent, leaving the soldiers to deal with Shosta.
The weather was supposed to be good, but it was a bit unlucky for the damn goblin.
I just hope this goblin can invent something good, otherwise, Li Xie doesn't want to keep him in Chrysanthemum City.
As time passed, Mercedes VII finally sent a secret message that the full-scale attack on the Cheetah Army would be three days later.
The secret letter had just been received, and Jack had just left for the army, but Li Xie couldn't help but laugh when he came alone.
This person is one of the current leaders of the Sunflower City Cheetah Corps——Larry Panson.
Once stabbed Li Xie with a sword, and was also the initiator of the enmity between Li Xie and the Pan Sen family!
And the purpose of his coming was to send invitations.
Three days later, it will be Gu Ge, commander of the [-] Cheetah Army in Sunflower City; Pan Sen’s birthday, Gu Ge; Pan Sen is going to hold a big banquet in the barracks, and Li Xie is the guest of honor, named Larry; Pan Sen comes to send invitations, It was for Larry; Pan Sen and Li Xie to bridge the gap.
Chrysanthemum City Council Hall.
Li Xie and all the core members were present. Li Xie held the invitation card and looked at Larry standing in the hall; Pan Sen didn't know what to say for a while.
We're going to fuck his whole family, and he's coming to invite us to celebrate our birthday?The time coincides, isn't this the same as life sacrifice and death sacrifice?Was he too unlucky, or did Mercedes VII choose his day well?
Of course, Li Xie also thought of another possibility. The Pan Sen family felt that Li Xie was powerful, and fighting recklessly would only hurt both sides, so they pretended to reconcile and paralyzed Li Xie's guard. Now they want to invite Li Xie to go to Sun Flower City and take it down in one fell swoop.
If this is possible, it's not just Gu Ge; Pan Sen is unlucky, but Li Xie is also lucky.
But now have to deal with this home delivery anyway!How to take Larry; how should Pantheon operate?
Larry Pan Sen felt a little uncomfortable with Li Xie's half-smiling expression, cupped his hands and said, "I've offended you a lot in the past, but today I'm taking the opportunity to send you a post to officially accompany Duke Xie, right? Please accept the evil duke with a smile, and hope that our unhappiness in the past will not affect our future cooperation, and also hope that the evil duke will show great strength and let the past go."
Speaking, Larry; Pan Sen offered a small bag made of brocade with both hands. Li Xie motioned Kano to go down and get it up. When he opened it, he found a lot of crystal cards. At least [-] million gold coins.
This compensation gift is quite a lot!
Putting away the crystal card in Li Xie's bag, he said with a smile: "For the sake of money, I won't kill you today, and save your life for a few days!"
These words made Larry Panson frightened, and seeing that the core members of Chrysanthemum City seemed to be smiling, Larry Panson's face immediately fell, and he said in a deep voice: "The evil duke's words are true." What's the meaning?"
"Oh, don't you understand?" The corner of Li Xie's right mouth raised high: "Let me tell you, our evil army will attack the Cheetah Army in Sunflower City in three days. Not killing you, but a gift!"
At this time, Li Xie is not afraid to tell the truth, so what if Larry Pan Sen knows?Fandy; Searle, Zennard, Jack, and Kano are all present, afraid that he can run away?
Even if he was allowed to run away, Li Xie was not afraid, because he had already made up his mind to confront him head-on.
Li Xie's words made Larry Pan Sen's pupils shrink and his mind fluctuate!
Chrysanthemum City wants to attack Sun Flower City?
then what do I do?
Larry Pantheon looked around, seeing that there was no possibility of him escaping at all, and holding his hope, he cupped his hands and said, "The God of the Earth is above! The Evil Duke is just joking with you! The Evil Duke swore an oath in the name of the Earth God that day, we The two families have turned their fights into friendship, and the evil duke is not a perfidy, and it is impossible to break the oath at the risk of offending the gods. The evil duke should stop joking with me, I am cowardly and cannot withstand intimidation."
"Hahaha..." Li Xie laughed loudly, and said to the left and right: "Tell him, what do I, Li Xie, believe in?"
Kano turned to Larry; Pan Sen said with a smile, "The first is gold coins! So I made up with you temporarily that day, and today, you can also save a few days of life!"
Fan Di Searle twitched his eyebrows and said, "The number one is Master Mian! Hehe, my lord swears to the God of the Earth, but unfortunately, he doesn't believe in the God of the Earth! How can he say he offends God?"
"You guys!" Larry Pan Sen took a few steps back in shock. He actually knew that what Li Xie said was not a joke, because this kind of thing can never be used as a joke!But he still had hope, otherwise, he would be in danger today!However, hope is now completely dashed!Larry Pantheon shivered, and hurriedly said, "Duke Evil! Don't kill me! If you want gold coins, I'll give them whatever you want!"
"Oh?" Li Xie adjusted his body to make himself sit more comfortably, and said with a smile: "I like to talk about the price the most, especially the price for me! Tell me, how much can you buy now?" Your life?"
Larry Pan Sen hurriedly said: "[-] million gold coins! I have [-] million gold coins on me! I will give it all to you! As long as you let me go! I will ask the family to give you another [-] million gold coins! My father will definitely give it to you!"
"Tsk tsk!" Li Xie looked at Larry and couldn't help laughing: "A city lord like me only carries property all day long, but you are just a small commander, why do you also carry property? [-] million gold coins, you can't I have it! I guess, your family should have taken [-] million to let me reconcile with you, and you withheld [-] million!"
"This..." Larry Pan Sen's little plan was shattered by Li Xiedao, and he was shocked and begged for mercy: "Master Xie, you let me go, I swear, I swear in the name of the god of the earth, as long as you let me go!" Me, I will definitely ask my family to give you [-] million! I believe in the God of the Earth! Please, Lord Evil, trust me!"
Li Xie smiled and looked at Kano: "Whose money is his family's?"
Kano understood Li Xie's thoughts best, and immediately responded: "Of course it belongs to the adults, just like the nobles in Chrysanthemum City back then, all the property belonged to the adults, it depends on when the adults take it!"
"That's right, this kid is not kind, take my money to buy his life! He should be beaten!"
"I'm coming!" When it comes to beating people and killing people, Zeenard is the most diligent.
Larry saw Zeenard's viciousness; Pan Sen also heard about it. Seeing Zeenard's movement, Larry was so frightened that his whole body went limp, and immediately knelt down and cried, "Don't... don't kill me! My lord, I just I'm a small character, you just treat me like a fart!"
Li Xie chuckled: "I almost died at the hands of your Pan Sen family over and over again. You are a fart, and I also made you into a big uncle, and let you go out as fertilizer! Let you go? Zen, break his limbs, Save his life!"
"Ah? No! Evil Duke! Please! Let me go! Ah..."
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