Cthulhu descends

"Is he a man, or the king of the human kingdom, is he a holy priest?"

There is a reason for Xia Jinlu's disbelief. After all, there are almost no male saint priests in history. Moreover, how can a saint priest be the king of the human kingdom?

Elves are also hostile to humans, just because elves are born beautiful, and humans still capture elves as slaves. Although Xia Jinlu is still a lolita, she has also heard some things, including the extravagant and lustful king of the human kingdom. The elf slaves are generally dedicated to the king of humans.

Even if Li Xie didn't have an elf female slave, in Xia Jinlu's view, he must be extravagant and chaotic. This is exactly the opposite of the life of a priest. How can he become a holy priest?

Mengqian said: "Cissy is not lying to you. The last time she went to the Dragon Clan, she met Li Xie. He is not a follower. He was invited by the Dragon King and has a sacred priest's belt."

"Ah? He is really a holy priest!" With the invitation of the Dragon Emperor and the waist badge of the holy priest given by the Dragon Clan, it is absolutely impossible to fake it.The king of the human kingdom can still be a holy priest, which means that this person must be more determined, kinder, and more holy than others. When Xia Jinlu was greatly surprised, his favor for Li Xie also soared, almost rising. Arriving at the same position as someone in Xia Jinlu's heart, she sighed again and again: "I can't wait to see Li Xie, there is such a good person in the world, he can't be human, maybe he is an elf. "

It seems that in Xia Jinlu's eyes, elves are synonymous with kindness and beauty.

Mengqian shook her head: "He's not an elf."

"Maybe, his grandparents are elves."

"how do you know?"

"Guess."

"Then why don't you guess his parents are elves?"

"Stupid! His grandparents are elves, his parents must be."

"Oh, then why isn't he an elf?"

"He... Maybe he picked it up... Inherited the virtues of elves, but not the blood of elves."

"Oh! Sissy understands, Li Xie picked it up!"

Knowing that his life experience was deduced by two single-cell elves, Li Xieruo didn't know what to think. Of course, he didn't have time to think about it.

These days, the emperors of the Great Sun Dynasty are having a lot of fun. Here, Li Xie enjoys a higher level of treatment than the emperor. After all, the emperor still has to take care of the abilities of his subjects and people, and Li Xie does not If you want to do it, let Prince Gerid do it. If it is not done properly, everyone who should be killed will be killed, leaving only Prince Gerid. This prince has to do his best, and the impossible becomes possible, because He was always worried that when Li Xie would kill him too.

In this way, Li Xie only treats Gou Ri as a dog, so naturally everything goes well and everything is happy.

Now, Li Xie, Xiaoan, Kano, Zeenard, and Jack are all on Fugui Mountain in the north of the Imperial Capital of the Great Sun, and Prince Gerid is waiting with a group of people.The Duntian Mouse who was with Li Xie was said to have gone to the mountain to make a hole, but did not follow.

At this moment, the sun was setting, and the sky was still glowing, a hazy yellow.The purpose of coming to Fugui Mountain, Li Xie wanted to set off fireworks for Xiao An, so that Xiao An could be amazed.

Unexpectedly, after Li Xie said this and briefly explained what kind of effects can be caused by using thunder cannons as fireworks, Xiao An immediately became excited. Women always like such colorful things, so Xiao An kissed Li Xie on the face After expressing his gratitude to Li Xie for his kindness, he didn't let Li Xie go to place the Thunder Cannon, but did it himself.Seeing her concentrating on the shape of the thunder cannon, it seems that the fireworks are second, and creating the fireworks shape is the most enjoyable process.

Li Xie stood together with Jack and others, Xiao An didn't allow them to help, and they could only watch Xiao An playing with those thunder cannons.

Li Xie watched Xiao An busy back and forth, but he was thinking about other things. When will this caring little girl be able to eat her?

Master Mian said: The degeneration of a man often begins when a boy becomes a man. From then on, he becomes full of lust and concentration, the most prominent of which is manifested in sexual desire; women are often the opposite. Therefore, innocent little virgins are impulsive, But they have a lot of worries, mature men are more likely to be controlled by desires; innocent little virgins are usually easy to be hooked up and lose the first time, women who have experienced human affairs have to use more skills to hook up.The difference between women and men lies in the IQ of dealing with desires. In the face of desires, mature men use their IQ to achieve their wishes; while mature women use their IQ to analyze the gains and losses of desires.

Now, Li Xie is just in this state. Li Xie tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, and gradually lost the entanglement when she was with Meng Na, and only wanted to eat Xiao An; but Xiao An is a special case among women, she is traditional and reserved. , These are not big problems, the problem is that she is too smart, she has already begun to analyze her desires, so she thinks a lot, thinks farther, and easily prevents Li Xie from succeeding, at least, before getting married.

"Jack, tell me..." Li Xie whispered: "It's been so long, I just held hands with Xiao An and kissed. What kind of couple is this? When can I eat her? But she either changed the topic or Pretend to be stupid, there is really nothing I can do about her, tell me, should I give her some drugs? Is there any drug that can arouse her lust, but keep her awake? In case I eat her, she won’t Glad. Have any? Help me get some."

Jack's forehead was darkened, and he looked at the front with messy eyes. He didn't know how to answer, so he pretended not to hear, but shouted in his heart: Your Majesty, I am her brother, that is my sister!Do you really have to tell me about this?Still asking my brother-in-law to look for drugs?I... I xx!

Seeing Jack like this, Li Xie realized something, smiled bitterly, and approached Kano, whispering to Kano, making Jack's forehead turn black, and roaring in his heart: You two bastards, don't think I can't hear you !Damn Kano, you actually taught His Majesty how to use Qi Yincai to scatter. I won’t give you a bottle later, and my name is not Jack!

"Okay!" Xiaoan happily ran over, took Li Xie's arm, and shouted: "Prince Gerid, quickly ask the magician to prepare, and use wind magic to strike thunder. From left to right, one square matrix after another, remember."

"Yes." Prince Gerid quickly responded, and then began to order the people he brought to prepare.

Li Xie smiled and said, "What pattern did you arrange?"

Xiaoan smiled slyly: "Guess."

Li Xie's eyebrows twitched: "Two hearts, one arrow goes through."

"Go, it's so vulgar... guess again."

"Hmm... Brother Xie, are you the most handsome?"

"It's almost there, anyway, you can't guess it, just watch."

"Hey, it looks like I love you brother Xie! Then take a look."

Xiaoan gave an order, and Prince Gerid’s men started to turn on the thunder cannons. Several square formations of thunder cannons were fired one after another, and clusters of thunderfires shot into the sky, leaving bright light spots in the sky. All the light spots formed groups and gradually became clear. .

Looking at the pattern formed by the blank light in the sky, Xiao An giggled, but Li Xie looked depressed. The pattern was the six characters "Brother Xie is a big pig's head". Now, this is a pig's head going to heaven.

"Okay, you, just play me for a long time, and see how I can treat you." Li Xie made a fierce tiger, stretching out his claws to grab Xiaoan.

Xiaoan smiled coquettishly, while running away in fear: "No...brother, help..."

Kano chuckled, pulled Zennad and Jack back, and signaled Prince Gerid to back, everyone would agree, leaving only Li Xie and Xiao An flirting on the top of the mountain.

"Don't run, I will spank your ass if I catch you."

"Come on, catch me and talk."

"You said it, don't let me catch it." Li Xie's speed is naturally unmatched by Xiaoan, but it's fun, it's boring to catch it right away.

While Li Xie was having fun with Xiao An, near Fugui Mountain, Xia Jinlu and Mengqian just flew here, and they saw the light of the sky, and the word "brother Xie" was particularly conspicuous.

"Brother Xie is a big pig? Sister Qianqian, could Brother Xie be Li Xie?" Xia Jinlu looked at the front and said.

Mengqian blinked, thought for a while, and said, "It seems that Li Xie is the only one surnamed Xie, let's go and have a look?"

"Ah."

The two flew back to the top of Fugui Mountain, and as soon as they approached a hundred meters, they vaguely heard some kind of rippling laughter and terrified screams.Xia Jinlu's ears were sharp, and she was startled: "There are bad people on the mountain doing bad things!"

"How to do?"

"Hmph! When I meet Xia Jinlu, I won't allow bad things to happen. Sissy, come with me. I'll fly to see first."

"Okay, hurry up." Mengqian patted the mount again: "Little butterfly, hurry up."

On the top of the mountain, Li Xie finally forced Xiao An to a corner of the rock on the top of the mountain. Li Xie couldn't stop smiling, and stretched his hands into claws in front of him, grasping with five fingers: "Hey, chick, let's see where you are going."

Xiaoan cooperated with Li Xie very much, pretending to be frightened: "No, don't come over, I will call you if you come over again."

"Hey, call, the more you call, the more excited I am."

"Ah... help... the wolf is coming..."

"Hahaha, yell, keep yelling, even if you yell and break your throat, no one will come to save you, hahaha..."

"Stay!" Xia Jinlu flew to the top of the mountain, just at the side of Li Xie, just in time to see the scene where Li Xieyin was smiling and Xiao An was shaking with fright, and immediately took out the big golden bow, and pulled the string with her fingers, and there were two thin green air on the bowstring The spiral wound towards the bow body and formed a green vine arrow. The arrow was aimed at Li Xie, and Xia Jinlu shouted: "Beast! Let go of that human being!"

"What?" Li Xie was stunned, then turned around in a daze. There is a heroine on the top of the mountain?In other words, who is a beast and who is a human?

As soon as I turned my head, I saw a beautiful woman in green clothes pointing at me with a bow and arrow. Before I recovered, I saw another beautiful woman riding a butterfly rushing towards him, not towards Li Xie, but towards Na The beauty with the bow.

what's going on?

"Hide quickly, green green, hide quickly, ah, flying too fast."

"boom……"

Mengqian bumped into Xia Jinlu while riding a fairy butterfly, Xia Jinlu lost her balance a little, loosened her fingers, and the arrow of the green vine flew out of the string.

"call out……"

With a sound of piercing through the air, the arrow immediately came behind Li Xie. Li Xie's eyes immediately became confused. The arrow was too close and too fast, and he didn't understand the situation. When he lost his mind, the arrow had already shot at him.

It's just that the part is a bit cheating, it looks like three inches below the buttocks, and it's my uncle's hometown.

"Ahh..."

A shrill scream, among all kinds of flavors, the world is nothing but miserable.

In the middle of the mountain, Jack Kano and others faintly heard this call, and Kano smiled: "Your Majesty seems to be playing a difficult game, tsk tsk, I don't know if it's stuck in the dark, but anyway, Your Majesty is not afraid of getting hurt, hehe, Xiao An can take it, field battle, field battle..."

Jack twitched the corners of his mouth in depression. For a moment, he wanted to kick Kano down the hill.