Cthulhu descends

() "No, no." Da Jin shook his head again and again: "I like men who are full of masculinity. This girl has a small waist, big breasts, and a sissy face. I feel disgusted when I look at it. How can I be with her."

Tongtong gave Dajin a white look: "I see that you have thick skin, broad waist and flat chest, so you can take it easy."

Da Jin coughed twice in embarrassment: "We are here to mess with Kano, don't fight among ourselves."

Tongtong nodded: "That's right, we are a wall-digging combination, we can't do it by ourselves, Kano."

Tongtong shouted: "Don't sow dissension, tell you, I am joining forces with Daikin now, you have no chance of winning, if you are sensible, go to warm the bed with Daijin, leave your wife to me to take care of, and our two families will live in harmony from now on." Be happy, otherwise, you have to use some tricks."

Kano squinted his eyes, thinking that it would be difficult for these two guys to join forces. Maybe, if Sissi was seduced, and Lao Tzu drugged Dajin Tutu, then Lao Tzu would just get it from the palace. Hmph, it’s okay, I have already figured out a way to slow down these two things first,

Kano thought about it, and made a serious look: "Your proposal... I have to think about it. I have to be mentally prepared for everything. Let me think about it before I talk about it."

Tongtong said disdainfully: "You just want to delay the time, you give us an answer now."

"No." Kano insisted: "Anyway, let me think about it for a few days, otherwise I don't need to talk about it in the future. I will do my own thing and see who is smart, hmph."

After Kano finished speaking, he didn't give Dajin and Tongtong any chance to continue entanglement, and flew directly to the evil king's palace,

When he came to the Xiewang Palace, Kano went straight to look for Xiao An, but at this moment he learned that Xiao An and Li Xie were not in the Xiewang Palace, but went hunting in the nearby mountains to find game.

Kano then ran to the mountain where Li Xie was, and as soon as he entered the mountain, Li Xie's voice came: "Kano, I'm working."

Kano stopped outside and smiled: "No wonder, no bird in the whole mountain dared to sing. It turned out that His Majesty's bird frightened the other birds to fly away."

"looking for me."

"I'm looking for Miss Xiao'an, Your Majesty, are you finished?"

"Kano, you are going to die." Xiao An's shy voice came,

Kano shrugged: "Please, I'm old and married and still shy, I'll sit outside and wait for you, hurry up."

It was a good field battle, and being disturbed by Kano, Li Xie just wanted to go out for a long time, so he went out of the mountain early, saw Kano, and slapped him with a slap: "Fuck you, next time, let's see how I can punish you!" .”

"Hey..." Kano didn't take it seriously, and said with a playful smile: "Sister Xiaoan, I need your help with something."

"Say." Xiaoan blushed, after all, she was doing something with Li Xie in the deep mountains, and was bumped into by Kano, after all, she had to be shy.

"Can you come up with a drug that makes it look like you're pregnant?"

"Yes, there is, but you have to see who you give it to. If you want to give it to Sissy, then you can't do it. Besides, there is no medicine that can make a demigod fake pregnancy." Xiao An said,

"No." Kano rubbed his chin, thought for a while, and said again: "Then... Can Miss Xiao An do me a favor?"

"What are you talking about, mother-in-law and mother?"

"Oh, so, I'll find a chance for you to feel Tongtong's pulse, can you lie to her that she has it?"

"Ah, why are you trying to lie to her?"

"Don't worry about it, just lie to her."

"No, you have to make it clear."

Kano said helplessly: "I'm just joking with her, so you can help me."

Li Xie looked at Kano with narrowed eyes, met Kano's eyes, and immediately smelled a hint of conspiracy, and immediately chimed in: "Xiao An, you can help Kano, let's play a joke, it's not bad. .”

Xiao An looked at the two of them strangely: "I don't know what you guys are doing, okay, but if Tongtong is unhappy, it's none of my business."

"Hey, don't worry, if she's not happy, I'll take care of it." Kano yinyin smiled,

The evil king's palace, the main hall,

Li Xie called all the core members, including his family members, together with Tongtong, Dajunhuo, Dajin and other guests, set up a table of wine and had a meal,

It's not for celebration, it's just for everyone to get together,

Halfway through the banquet, Kano stared straight at Tongtong, suddenly startled, and said, "Grandmother... No, I said Tongtong, your complexion is ugly, you seem to be sick."

Tongtong didn't know what Kano was doing, so she rolled her eyes and said, "Idiot, if I could get sick, you would have been buried."

"No." Li Xie chimed in: "When Kano said that, I also feel that your face looks a little weird."

"That's right." Jack followed, "It's a little pale, maybe it's really sick."

Fan Di looked at Tongtong intently: "Your strength should not be able to get sick, will you be poisoned or something?"

Kano immediately said: "This matter can be big or small, sister Xiaoan, please help Tongtong take a look."

Xiaoan frowned, looked at Tongtong and said, "It seems a bit embarrassing, sister Tongtong, let me help you feel the pulse."

"No need, if I'm poisoned, I'll know for sure, these guys must be trying to fool me, so don't look at it."

"It's okay, I'll just take a look, how dare they fool you, isn't there

We are here. "Xiaoan walked to Tongtong's side, took Tongtong's hand, and took the pulse seriously,

Tongtong had no choice but to let her look at it. The corner of Kano's mouth inadvertently raised, and he thought: I will scare you to death later, hehe, Lesbian knows that she has it, what kind of reaction will she have?

Xiao An took a pulse with concentration for a while, his expression was a little doubtful, a little uncertain, and he became serious again, and then he showed a little bit of surprise, and then became extremely excited, and shouted: "Yes, I really have it, Tongtong, you have it!" gone."

Seeing this, Kano secretly gave Li Xie a thumbs-up: Your wife's acting skills are at the level of a statuette,

Li Xie shook her eyebrows quite proudly: nonsense, I don't even look at who her husband is,

Tongtong looked puzzled: "What is there?"

Xiao An excitedly said: "Yes, you are pregnant."

"Pregnant." Tongtong was stunned, and his face immediately turned pale: "You...you're joking."

"How could I be joking with you, really, it's been three or four months."

"No, no, it's impossible. Look at my belly, it doesn't look big." Tongtong's body trembled slightly, obviously stimulated. She thought of the time when she was raped by Kano, which happened to be in her early four months. ,

Seeing Tongtong like this, a group of men made eye contact with each other, all showing a strange look,

Xiaoan touched Tongtong's abdomen, and said with a smile: "It's only three or four months, some people don't see how big they are, especially their own belly, if it's not particularly obvious, I can't even see that it's getting bigger."

Tongtong's face was as pale as paper: "No, it's impossible, I can't be pregnant, I..."

"It's okay, it's okay." Xiao An comforted: "It's the first time I know I'm pregnant, and I will have abnormal reactions. Don't worry, it's not a bad thing."

"Yeah, Tongtong, why do you look frightened?" Mengqian smiled and said, "You should be happy, we all want children, by the way, who does your child belong to, hum, sneaky, unexpectedly Don't let us know, tell me who the father of the child is."

Kano chuckled: "It must be a wild species who behaved badly outside."

Kano and Tongtong are rivals in love, which makes Kano a bit vicious, which is rare,

Xiaoan gave Kano a weird look, and comforted Tongtong: "If you don't want to say it, don't say it. Tongtong must take good care of herself, take your time, and when the baby is born, we will take care of him together."

Tongtong shook her head vigorously: "No, it's impossible, how could it happen once, you must have lied to me, I don't believe it."

Tongtong was a little panicked. She had never thought about having a child in her life. Maybe she would pick one up to raise with a certain woman, but she never thought that one day she would give birth by herself.

This made it extremely difficult for her to accept, and she was completely out of control for a while, causing her mind to be in a mess. She wanted to forget the insult by Kano that night, but now it all reappeared, but she couldn't hate it, just For the first time in my life, I felt a different kind of grievance, the grievance only belongs to women,

This made her eyes dull, her face pale, and her tears kept falling. At this moment, she is a real woman,

Seeing her like this, all the women hurriedly comforted her, but Li Xie and others couldn't bear it, especially Li Xie, after all, Tongtong helped him, didn't Tongtong tell Li Xie that there was such a person, and he might know how to travel through space , how could Li Xie design to deceive Jue,

It's just that the conspiracy was Kano's idea, and Li Xie couldn't tell the truth, so he could only look at Kano. In fact, Jack and others also looked at Kano, and they all felt that this time it was a bit too much.

Kano scratched his head helplessly. He originally wanted to lie to Tongtong, to see her reaction, and then tricked her into taking anti-fetal drugs for several months. Can you reverse her certain orientation so that she won't pester Mengqian, but who would have thought that Tongtong's reaction would be so extreme, looking at her completely absent-minded eyes, she seemed to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown,

Although Tongtong and Kano are rivals in love, and they hate each other, they live together in the Xiewang Palace after all, and they don't see each other when they look down. , I could only wave my hands and said: "Okay, okay, don't you have a child, why do you look like you are going to die, go, it's boring, to tell you the truth, you are not pregnant, I called Xiao An to lie to you."

Tongtong's eyes reappeared, and she was not angry, but looked at Kano in surprise: "Really, you really lied to me."

"Nonsense, don't even think about it. There are so many people here. Their wives have no children. You are just like... how could you have any?"

"Ah." Mengqian glared at Kano angrily: "Brother Kano, how could you do this to lie to Tongtong and make her so sad, I will ignore you, and I will definitely ignore you today."

Xiao An looked at Kano with a strange look: "That... Brother Kano, I'm not lying, Tongtong is really pregnant for three or four months."

"Ah, really." Kano's face changed,

"It's true."

"Pfft..." Tongtong sprayed blood straight for three meters. After experiencing panic and surprise, she was thrown into hell again. With such ups and downs, even God couldn't stand it anymore. Tongtong was so straight and dizzy,

Kano's eyes were dull, he opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word, his heart was in a mess, and he only thought: That child won't be mine,