Cthulhu descends

The new calendar of the gods is September 2045, 9,

Outside the delivery room of the evil king's palace,

Kano was sitting on the stone, rubbing his hands vigorously, Tongtong was giving birth in the room, a group of midwives were busy, and there was a group of idlers left, Kano was the most nervous, after all, it was his child,

Li Xie and the others couldn't be more relaxed. His wife and others' wives were choosing the name for the child to be born, while Li Xie opened a handicap, betting on whether the newborn would be a boy or a girl, betting on weight, body length, and even Will it grow wings, horns, etc.

It's not impossible, you know, Tongtong is the god who ruled God's Domain, and Kano is the demigod of Gods Continent, the two are no longer in the same space, not in the same race, who knows what kind of child they will create when they combine with each other? ,

What's more, what is Tongtong's body, Li Xie and others don't know, like Dajin, who looks like a human, but the body is a bird; Zeenard is a dragon, maybe Tongtong is a pig, it's not wrong possible,

"My child, grandma's, my child." Kano muttered to himself, a little uneasy,

Jack laughed and said, "When I have a child, I'm sure I won't be like a bird like him."

Li Xie nodded: "We're sure to cook wine with green plums, chat and laugh happily, and wait for the baby to be born."

Fan Di stroked the beard he had managed to grow on his chin, and said with a smile: "We have to understand Kano, after all, it doesn't matter whether his child is human or not."

Shisan Dao shook his head: "I'm worried about the child's IQ."

Everyone nodded immediately: "Well, I'm afraid of heredity."

"Damn." Kano glared at the crowd angrily: "You bastards are just envious and jealous, do you have children, do you, hmph."

"It's a baby." The midwife in the room let out an excited voice: "It's a baby girl."

"Girl, shit." Li Xie was very depressed, because he thought that the first child of the Xie Clan would be a boy, so the odds for a girl were extremely high, and everyone else basically beat the girl. This time, Li Xie Evil loses so much that buying underwear is a problem,

"Hello girl, hello girl, hahaha." Kano laughed and jumped up, and immediately ran into the delivery room, and the rest of the people followed suit. Fortunately, the delivery room is spacious, and it is not a problem for a hundred people to enter.

When everyone came to the room, Tongtong was sitting on the bed. Although she was slightly sweating, her face was ruddy, and she was not too weak due to giving birth. The midwife was holding the newborn, but there was no joy and excitement on her face. However, her lips turned purple and her body trembled slightly. The rest of the midwives also looked trembling and frightened.

The excitement on everyone's faces also froze when they saw the appearance of the midwife, Li Xie frowned: "What's wrong."

"Your Majesty... the little Princess..." the midwife stammered,

"Say, what's going on." Li Xie shouted,

The midwife was frightened, and hurriedly said: "The little princess is a dead baby."

dead baby,

Everyone was in an uproar, and Tongtong jumped off the bed in a hurry, snatching the baby from the midwife's hand: "Impossible, how could she be dead, impossible, I can feel her vitality, how could she be dead."

Kano was also anxious, leaned over quickly, looked at the child, the rosy skin did not look dead, but Kano couldn't feel the child's breathing, he was really dead,

Li Xie looked intently and said, "Don't worry, she's not dead, I can see her blood..."

While speaking, Li Xie was stunned. Seeing the child's blood energy, it meant that the child was definitely not dead. However, Li Xie was stunned because the child's blood energy had more than 70 points.

By human standards, this means that the child of Kano and Tongtong is at least a demigod,

"Not dead." Kano snatched the child from Tongtong's hand: "Baby, what's wrong with you, don't scare your dad."

Tongtong kicked Kano away and snatched the child into his hands: "Fuck you, the child's father is me and mother is Qianqian, don't misunderstand."

Tongtong looked at the girl in her arms who had her eyes closed tightly and was not breathing, and frowned, "I can also feel her vitality, but she doesn't wake up, what's going on."

Li Xie walked over and said, "Let me see."

Li Xie carried the child over, lifted the child upside down, and said, "Some children in our hometown are like this, they need to pat their butts."

As he spoke, he lightly slapped the girl's buttocks, making a crisp sound,

The girl opened her eyes in response, kicked her feet and struggled, and stared at Li Xie: "Bastard, which bastard slapped my mother's ass, don't die, who are my mother's parents, haven't you seen your baby being bullied? Don't play with the stick yet."

Alas,

whose child

The corner of Li Xie's mouth twitched: "Damn it, you can talk right from birth."

"Wow, so cute." Mengqian hugged the baby girl: "Honey, call me mom."

"You are my mother." The girl rolled her eyes: "Mom, there is a strange uncle spanking my ass, you go and castrate him."

"Damn." Li Xie was very depressed,

Kano laughed loudly: "Be good, baby, I'm you..."

"boom……"

Before he finished speaking, Tongtong kicked him away again, and then picked up the girl: "Baby, I'm your father."

"Wow, hello dad, dad taught me to kick people."

"No problem, come on, Kano, don't roll over and kick the child."

"Fuck me." Kano was more depressed than Li Xie, and squatted in the corner, feeling wronged, but this time, Mengqian didn't come to comfort him. Mengqian's attention had already been attracted by the little girl. It should be said that all women Attracted by this girl,

The girl was just born, except for the eyes of the elves, like all newborns, she is only cute in the eyes of her mother, but this girl can talk as soon as she is born, which naturally makes everyone amused,

"Be good, my name is Auntie. I'm Auntie An."

"Hi sister An, sister An is so beautiful and young, how can she be an aunt, hello sister."

"Hey, the little mouth is so sweet, let Sister An kiss me."

"I want me too, I want sister Mengluo to hug me, ah, so cute, call me sister."

"Mengluo is beautiful, sister."

"Wow, it's so cute, I'm sister Mengna, come, give me a hug."

"Hi sister Mengna, sister, I'm hungry, give me milk."

"Uh... Let your mother give it to you."

"Ah, I don't have milk, this, this, Tongtong, come here."

"I... what can I do, Kano, if you don't roll over here, go find some cows."

"I don't want a cow, I want a grandma."

"Kano, go get some nannies."

In the end, the first girl of the evil clan drank human milk. Although it was not her mother's milk, it was available in various flavors and shapes, which made her drink it very well.

The girl's name, under the discussion of all the women, was named "Parker Xie". It was intended to be named after Tong Tong, but Kano insisted on disagreeing, and even almost fell out. In the end, Li Xie could only come forward to reconcile. The Xiezu's surname will be in the public eye first. As for whether Kano can rectify his name in the future, it will depend on Kano's ability.

Because of Little Parker's joining in the Evil King's Palace, everyone in the Evil King's Palace is in a state of excitement. Everyone revolves around Little Parker. As the No. The ones that can’t be used are all the best, as long as Little Parker has a request, even if he wants to catch a dragon as a toy, Zeenard, who is far away from the elves, will forcefully catch it back immediately.

Except for "Master Sleeper", "What about Little Parker" is what almost everyone asks and says every day. After one year and six months,

Little Parker is one and a half years old and has the height of a three-year-old. He can walk and jump, and he especially likes swimming.

At this moment, little Parker is swimming in the sea, Tongtong and Mengqian are protecting him,

"Dad, that weird uncle is peeping at us from afar. When will we eunuch him?" The bald little Parker, with his pink skin, round figure, and delicate facial features, is already so cute that people want to pinch him a few times. , but this chick seems too evil,

The strange uncle in her mouth refers to Kano,

In order to have a place in his child's heart, Kano cared for little Parker the most, and it can be said that he was meticulous. No matter where little Parker was, Kano had to watch from the side, in case she fell,

However, little Parker has always been unimpressed with Kano, and has always called him a strange uncle. He has said no less than a hundred times that he wants to castrate Kano.

Hearing Little Parker's words, Mengqian said displeasedly: "Little Papa, don't say that, he is Uncle Kano, you have to treat him better."

"I don't want it. He is a wretched man, a voyeur, a stalker, a child lover, a pervert, and sooner or later he will eat my old lady's tofu. You still love Papa. Don't regret it when Papa is bullied by him." Little Parker's voice milk She said angrily, but she didn't know if she had inherited some of Tongtong's memories or what, although she was in a baby's body, her mind was very mature,

Tongtong chuckled: "Good boy, Papa, he doesn't dare to bully you, otherwise, we'll catch him later, beat him up and throw him into the sea to drown."

"Wow, what Dad said is just what I want." Little Parker said with a sneaky look: "Why don't we go now, first drug him, charm him, then tie him up, whip him, pour oil on him, Roast him, put him in a pig cage, and throw him into the sea to feed the fish."

"No, no, no." Mengqian shook her head vigorously: "How can you treat brother Kano like this, Tongtong, you are not allowed to teach little Parker badly, or I will ignore you, hum, brother Kano is already very pitiful."

Kano is indeed pitiful, watching from a distance, he also heard what the three of them said, and it has already made him burst into tears. Little Parker didn't kiss him, and Kano was already in a mess of grief. Now, Mengqian and Tongtong's husband His wife yelled, which made Kano wonder where he should be, and because of the existence of Little Parker, Mengqian was almost stuck with Little Parker and Tongtong. Kano had a feeling that this was not his home. It is the home of Mengqian and Tongtong,

He regretted persuading Tongtong to give birth to little Parker at the beginning. He now understands that Tongtong already has the upper hand when he has a child.

"I must grasp the initiative that belongs to me."

Kano clenched his hands tightly, but the watch on his wrist, which was used to connect to Skynet, beeped. Such a sound meant that there were unmarked demigods and above figures within a radius of ten thousand miles around the evil king's palace. The "beep" sound came from a powerful coercion. For Kano, who is now a demigod, this coercion is so strong that he cannot resist. He cannot determine how strong the coercion is, but the coercion came The place is in the palace of the evil king,

problem occurs,

Even Tongtong, Mengqian and even Little Parker seemed to feel the coercion, and they all flew towards the evil palace,

ps: I was fascinated by Parker in Urban Robbery,