Cthulhu descends

"You're not qualified to mix with me, at most I won't kill you, get down." Chen Feng said with a turbulent expression.

Li Xie was startled, Chrysanthemum trembled, and said quickly: "Brother Feng, I'm not good at this, don't..."

"Don't you, uh, why do you seem to be scolding yourself? Go! I don't care about your chrysanthemum. If you don't get down, how can you continue to peep?"

"Yes, peeping, peeping." Li Xie was sweating coldly, thinking to himself that these strong men are all perverts, and they actually peeped!

However, Li Xie still lay down and stared at the beautiful woman in the pool with great interest. [

Rijiu said: "Bie Ge, I think she is almost finished washing, it's time to go to bed, we match black and white, let's see who goes to bed."

"Black and white match again!" Hua Shao gave Rijiu a hard look: "This girl is difficult to deal with, even if you let her go, you won't be able to deal with it."

Li Xie only wanted to take the essence of Huayuan and pebbles, and he had lost interest in beautiful women. It wasn't that he suddenly became decent, but that there were a few hot guys around him. How dare he have thoughts?And if these thieves don't leave, Li Xie doesn't dare to take those two things, for fear of ruining the elegance of these people, they will either be shot to death or crushed to death, always, keeping silent is the best policy.

Chen Feng nodded and said: "This girl is really difficult to deal with. This is the holy land of the fairy clan. Anyone who appears will be regarded as an enemy and killed. It is impossible to meet by chance. I'm afraid there is no other way except to use force. It's just that she is so beautiful. Girl, even I rarely see it, it’s a pity to let it go for nothing, you say, whoever has a way, you can say it, boy, but if you can’t figure it out, I will cut you off.”

"Uh..." Is it okay if I don't say anything?I am dumb!Li Xie was depressed.

Huashao and the others are thinking hard, but they all know that this is the holy land of the fairy clan. If they walk over and say "Hi, beauty.", they will probably be flattened by a round of pain, and they will be regarded as enemies. What else can they do?

No idea!

"Since none of you can do anything, then I'm here." Chen Feng chuckled.

Everyone looked at him: "Do you have a solution?"

"In this world, don't bully a girl you can't pick up without me! What's the first rule of picking up a girl? Know yourself and your enemy! You guys are far behind!"

"Fengzi, stop talking nonsense, let's talk about how to pick you up."

"Then let me tell you." Chen Feng revealed a smug expression, and said slowly: "The fairies are not only beautiful, but also kind. This saint naturally has a kind heart..."

"Oh! I got it!" Rijiu yelled, "Pretend to be the wounded and seek medical treatment! Good idea, I'll come!"

"Snapped!"

Chen Feng slapped Rijiu hard on the forehead, and said contemptuously: "It will be yellow if you come here! Although kind, this is a holy place, and people are still taking a bath. Even if you are injured, people will be frightened and immediately Attack, how hurt can you pretend to be? People see that they can't kill you, and they don't regard you as a suspicious person? How can you make a fuss? Don't interrupt, listen to me."

Chen Feng continued: "Kindness is the first point to be used. It is indeed a good idea to pretend to be a wounded person, but as I said just now, this wounded person must also dress up carefully. I have researched that the fairy clan has a hostile race, the demon clan, and the demon clan They often attack the fairy clan, and the fairy clan hates them very much. Hey, if you pretend to be a wounded person, and call the demon clan has a big plan if you are half dead, tell me, the saint can still treat you as an enemy? People must first care about what the demon clan has. It's a big plan. And, most importantly, we have to fall from the sky!"

"What?"

"Hey, look at those clothes, if we hit them and get up again, what do you think about the saint?"

Chen Dongruo realized something: "That girl must have no choice but to come to you naked!" [

"Hahaha! That's right!"

"Tall! It's really tall!" Young Master Hua sighed, "When it comes to picking up girls, the boss is really the number one in the universe. Who can go to someone's holy place to pick up someone's saint, and let her run over naked?"

"Hey." Chen Feng smiled triumphantly: "I thought of a way, so I'm not going to be polite."

As soon as the words fell, Chen Feng had disappeared, but he heard a strange cry of "ahhh" coming from the sky. The saint was startled, and quickly covered her chest. She turned her eyes to the direction of the sound, and saw a person falling from the sky , who else could it be if it wasn't Chen Feng?

However, at this moment, Chen Feng had already changed into a bloody rag, and the corner of his mouth was still stained with blood. He fell to the side of the pool, right on top of the saint's clothes.

"You! Who are you? How dare you break into the holy land of my fairy clan!" The holy girl was short, with only her head exposed on the water, and drank loudly.

Chen Feng's face turned pale, and he raised his hand with difficulty: "The demon family... I saw the demon family wanting to..."

Hearing the word "devil family", the saint was shocked, and hurriedly said: "What about the demon family?"

"Demon race..."

"What's going on?" the saint asked anxiously.

"The demons... the demons are going to conspire against the fairies..." The saintess was anxious, but Chen Feng continued intermittently, and didn't finish speaking in one breath.

"What's going on?!" The saint became even more anxious, especially if there was a big conspiracy against the fairy clan, it made her even more anxious. The demon clan and the fairy clan are racial hatred, and there are many casualties. If the demon clan has any big conspiracy , that would be a huge crisis for the Fairy Clan, but this man just said half of it, isn't he anxious to death?

"A big conspiracy...to massacre...cough cough..." Chen Feng coughed twice, spat out a few pounds of blood, and then said with strength: "We must...tell the fairy clan..."

"I'm the saintess of the fairy clan! Say it quickly." The saintess was so anxious that she was about to cry. This person would either finish speaking or die. Why would he vomit blood without dying and speak incompletely?

"Saint? Are you? No, it matters a lot. Are you really a saint? Come here and let me see clearly."

"I'm coming? I..." The saint thought she was naked, how did she get there?

"The matter is very important! I must confirm that you are a saint..." Chen Feng was almost out of breath.

Seeing that Chen Feng's eyes were half-closed, the saint's consciousness was probably blurred, and it was related to the important affairs of the fairy clan. Finally, she didn't have so many scruples, and hurried over, her anxious steps made her chest rippling.

Chen Feng stared straight at him, and the saint came to him: "Look clearly, I am really a saint."

Chen Feng carefully looked at the saint up and down, shook his head and said: "Nonsense, you are not a saint, the saint's breasts are not as big as yours."

"I..." The saint was about to vomit blood, and said anxiously: "I really am, my breasts... I... how do you know how big my breasts are? You haven't seen them before."

"I've seen it from a distance through the clothes!" [

"You...you rascal!"

"Ah! Demons..." Chen Feng spat out blood again, and he was about to die.

"Okay, I'm really a saint, can my breasts grow again? Tell me quickly!" The saint became even more anxious.

"Okay... wait, what's the name of the saint? Let me confirm again."

"My name is Xian'er."

"Well, Xian'er, it's you. About the demon clan...they want...to..."

"What are you doing!! What are you talking about!!" The saint felt that she was about to collapse.

Chen Feng grabbed the saint's shoulder and held it directly on her right chest: "I'm a little dizzy.

Before he finished speaking, Chen Feng fainted, but he didn't let go of his hands from the saint's chest.

The saint had already been confused by Chen Feng, and didn't care about it at all, but seeing Chen Feng fainted, thinking that there might be a big conspiracy about the demon clan in his mouth, the saint quickly moved Chen Feng away, put on a suit of clothes, Hugging Chen Feng quickly: "You must not die, I will take you back for treatment right away."

Watching the saint take Chen Feng away, Rijiu shook his head with a bitter face: "Another good girl was ruined by that bastard like this! It's unreasonable, when will it be my turn to ruin it?"

"You? You have no chance." Chen Dong sighed after contemptuously for a long time, "The lunatic's way of picking up girls is really worth learning from my generation. Tell me, who can pick up girls to this level? First The first time we met, I asked him to come to him naked. After watching and touching him, the most annoying thing was that he was still allowed to be carried home by a beautiful woman! This level, hey..."

One shot said: "Brother Dong, don't sigh, when we learn the boss's tricks, we will fly solo, hmph, otherwise, if this continues, he will finish all the best girls, and we won't even have soup."

Li Xie next to him was also secretly stunned, marveling at Chen Feng's superb skills in picking up girls, but thinking of this series of lies, he couldn't help but said: "It's not right, he was just taken back, and when the lies are exposed, he has no chance. Have the opportunity."

Hua Shao patted Li Xie on the shoulder: "Boy, you still don't know the boss of my family, right up to grandma, next time the mistress, as long as she is a woman, no one can live under his hands for three days. As the saying goes, If you want to preserve your chastity, see Brother Bie turn around and run away! I can't run away from this girl once I get in touch with the boss."

"Grandma? A three-year-old can still understand, and this grandma can do it too?" Li Xie was shocked.

Hua Shao slapped her across the face: "What grandma, three years old? It's mistress and mistress! You don't have any roots!"

"........."

"Stop talking nonsense with him." Rijiu said: "The boss messed with the saint, let's go and fool other fairy beauties."

As soon as he finished speaking, he teleported away without waiting for others, and Hua Shao followed closely behind with a single shot, and the teleportation disappeared. Li Xie wished they would leave so that he could take away Hua Yuan's essence and pebbles , but Chen Dong and Zhang Dachun did not leave.

Chen Dong glanced at Li Xie, and said, "The lunatic messed with the fairy maiden, if you want to get the Huayuan essence and the three-element spirit bead, I'm afraid it will hurt the saint, so don't take it."

"You know I want to take those two things?" Li Xie said in surprise, "But, I have to take it."

"Okay." Chen Dong made a sword finger and drew a circle in the air. Two rays of light flowed out from his fingertips. He was dumbfounded, because he felt that the power of these two things was exactly the same as the real Huayuan Essence and Sanyuan Lingzhu!

You can copy two treasures at your fingertips, this is the treasure to create a five-level powerhouse above the Great Master!It can be copied at will, so doesn't that mean that a master of Wutai level can be produced at will?

"You take these two, they are the same anyway, so don't take the real Huayuan Essence and Sanyuan Lingzhu, okay, see you again. Fatty, let's go, go pick up girls."

"Don't pick up girls, can you eat roast chicken?"

"what ever."