Cthulhu descends

Master Mian said: Deceiving ten people is a lie, deceiving a hundred people is a liar, deceiving tens of thousands of people is a magic stick, deceiving tens of thousands of people is a god!

Is it the birth of a magic stick, or the birth of a god? For now, it seems that Li Xie can't even be called a magic stick. At most, he is a better picker than a beggar.

Of course, the image can be changed slowly, but his word "magic stick" offended the three people present!

Even the emperor, even the left minister, even the marquis!The beliefs of the Tudor Dynasty and even the Continent of the Gods are not a joke or a sharp weapon of the ignorant people of the superior!Their faith is pious and pure!Because many things require the brilliance of God and God to perform miracles, they can only have devout, even fanatical beliefs!

Talking about magic sticks in front of believers is simply an act of looking for sticks!

Sensing the anger in the eyes of the three of Mercedes VII, Li Xie realized this, and hurriedly laughed and said: "God of the earth is above! I mean, I am the representative of God in the world! Well, God descended Teacher! My respected majesty, your humble servant, Li Xie, will surely become a master of the gods, and serve the Tudor dynasty, no, for the Tudor empire, and serve His Majesty!"

"The god of the earth is above!"

Mercedes VII finally got rid of the anger in his eyes, laughed, and took out a gold medal from his waist. On one side of the gold medal was engraved a cross-shaped logo, which was the national emblem of the Tudor dynasty; The word, belongs to Mercedes VII.Passing the gold medal to Li Xie, Mercedes VII said: "Seeing this gold medal is like seeing this king. This gold medal is for you! Kevin, you take Li out and clean it up. We have to go to the banquet later. .”

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Li Xie received the gold medal with a smile on his face: Is this the legendary gold medal for avoiding death?Hey, even if not, we are still the big red people around the emperor now, and we are not killing the Quartet, but blooming on the bar!

Brought out of the secret room by the Marquis of Laing, and then thrown to a palace etiquette officer and taken to the bathroom, Li Xie was full of joy and prepared to change his image!

Over there, Marquis Rein entered the secret room again. Mercedes VII looked at the two of them and said in a calm voice, "What do you think of this man?"

The Marquis of Laing had been in contact with Li Xie for the longest time, so he responded: "This person is a little clever, but he seems to have no ambitions and is easy to be satisfied. He is timid and suspicious, but he is not a treacherous person. Listening to him should be a sign of gratitude It is not difficult to control those who give favors to those who repay."

The left minister next to him, Harry Intel, shook his head straightly: "Kevin, although you have many sincere men, but not many can help you solve your problems, why do you know why? Your desire to control is too strong! You ignore your own subordinates. play!"

"Yes!" Marquis Laing was not dissatisfied with the left minister's lecture, but respectfully responded.

Prime Minister Zuo nodded, and said: "The existence that will become a descendant of the gods cannot be controlled by a dynasty or even an empire! What we want is for Li Wei to serve us sincerely! It's time to give him an identity, a deception Even if you sang the double reed at the welcoming ceremony just now, it will inevitably arouse some people's speculation."

After finishing speaking, Prime Minister Zuo didn't forget to stare at Marquis Rein, which made Marquis Rein look depressed: Damn Kano!

"Well, Prime Minister Zuo is right. It's time to give him a justifiable identity of living in the imperial capital and serving the dynasty wholeheartedly!" Mercedes VII's eyes sparkled: "This king doesn't just want his people. The king wants his heart!"

Li Xie in the palace bathroom didn't know that there was a man who loved him so deeply, not only wanted his man, but also his little heart!

"Hot mom, so I can enjoy the life of an emperor one day, at least, it's the emperor's bathroom!"

This is a fully enclosed bathroom with walls on all sides, with murals and reliefs; a crystal kerosene lamp is hung on the dome, which is always on.In the middle is a bath, three meters wide, five meters long, and about [-] meters deep, with a shallow water area.There are three half-meter-high stone lions standing on one side of the bath. Spring water flows from the lion's mouth, pouring into the pool. On the other side, three open-mouthed carps let the water flow out, keeping the bath with running water forever.

Li Xie was sitting in the shallow water area of ​​the bath, rubbing the dirt on his body with the gold medal bestowed by Mercedes VII, and taking a bath with gold. He probably never thought about it in his life, especially, this piece of gold was in Tudor. There is also supreme power!

Happiness came so suddenly, it made my bladder a little swollen.

"Oh..." Li Xie shivered comfortably, with a chrysanthemum flower on his face: "The celebrity around the emperor, hehe, um, I want to make a magic stick and fool the world, haha! Hey, Who, please come in."

A court lady walked into the bathroom, her nose twitched, a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes, and she bowed expressionlessly: "What orders does Your Highness have?"

The reason why the maid called Li Xie His Highness was not because Li Xie's identity as a "Legendary Summoner" had been revealed, but that when he was led to the bathroom by the etiquette officer, he took out the gold medal of Mercedes VII!

Originally with this gold medal, Li Xie should have enjoyed the emperor's service. There were at least eight court ladies and four eunuchs waiting by the bath at any time, but Li Xie called them out.

The reason is that Mercedes VII is said to be afraid of being assassinated, and he is often the most defenseless when he takes a bath, so those who can serve by the bath, in addition to being carefully selected, must only wear tulle, which is visible to the naked eye; eunuchs only It can wrap the crotch. It is still T-shaped!There is no need to explain further when asking the eunuch to go out. Anyway, Li Xie couldn't get used to the rootless thong dangling in front of Li Xie.

As for letting the maids go out, it seems unreasonable. Anyway, every court lady is carefully selected, with a good figure and appearance, especially the see-through outfit, which makes people feel excited!As a man, willing?

It's just that, even though Li Xie is already in his twenties, he has only played game consoles, never been on a battlefield, and he doesn't know what it's like to import and export. An original little virgin!Even if he is talkative, he is an outspoken and uninhibited personality developed from a long-term life of picking up junk, but Li Xie couldn't accept and cover up his embarrassment for a while, so he blasted them all out.

This will call the maid to come in, and my heart has calmed down. I wanted to appreciate it again, which is exciting, but seeing the subtle expression of the maid, Li Xie is not interested in her at all!

I only said in my heart: Dogs see people as inferior!snort!Don't forget that you are serving me!

The inexplicable anger caused Li Xie to turn his polite attitude towards court ladies and eunuchs into indifference, and said lightly: "Go, find me a barber, hurry up, you will feel better if you are slow!"

As he said that, Li Xie didn't forget to shake his gold medal a few times, a typical fox pretending to be a tiger.

The maid responded, and hurried out, only a moment later, a court barber was called in, because of the disgusted eyes of the maid, Li Xie probably realized that these humblest servants actually looked down on him at all. He was no longer polite to the visitor, and said in an orderly tone: "Shave my head, if you hurt your skin, your head will be moved!"

The reason why he shaved his head was Li Xie's last resort. His hair hadn't been washed for a long time, and it was difficult to shave to keep warm. Now it's a lump, and it can't be washed away, so he had to shave it first!

It's no wonder that the court ladies and eunuchs look down on him, this tuft of hair, and the dirt that almost changed the water in the bath to black, is a beggar!Although the palace maids and eunuchs are the most humble existences in the palace, they are all members of the royal family who serve them, mere beggars, how can they get into their eyes?

It was this barber who frowned when he saw Li Xie's hair, but under the light of the gold medal in Li Xie's hand, he could only shave Li Xie's hair tremblingly.

Master Mian said: Don't care about your own image, even if you don't have temperament, you can dress up your image beautifully, and you will find that you immediately have a charming temperament and rich connotation, because 80.00% of the people in the world Just look at the appearance.

After washing off the dirt, shaved his head, and put on the clothes sent by the maid, Li Xie, who was dressed in a gorgeous attire, looked completely new!

Thick sword eyebrows, clear eyes, straight nose bridge, slightly raised lips, slashed face, and this straight western-style dress with his 1.8-meter height, apart from the flaws on the top of his head, who would think that Isn't he a young and handsome nobleman?

Of course, the premise is that he doesn't open his mouth!

"Fuck me! Hot mom! I didn't even know I was more handsome than the male models in magazines! It's all because of my background! If I had a rich dad or grandma, the goddess would probably crawl It's under me! However, this kind of life is not far away, hahaha!"

Looking at himself in the bronze mirror, Li Xie couldn't help laughing.

Next, Li Xie toured the palace under the guidance of the etiquette master. During this period, Mercedes VII did not summon Li Xie and let him look around.

New things can always catch people's curiosity. Li Xie went sightseeing, but he didn't feel bored, and there was an etiquette master respectfully serving him. He was so comfortable that time passed quickly. It was evening in a blink of an eye. Sades VII only sent someone to spread the word that the palace banquet is about to begin!

Li Xie was brought into a hall. In the center of the hall was a long table, which was already filled with food. There were many servants standing around it. The royal dignitaries were already full, leaving only one seat—— The platinum chair at the right end of the long table.

Li Xie was pulled onto the third chair inserted from the left side of the right end of the long table, with the Marquis of Laing on the top and Prime Minister Zuo on top.

Before Mercedes arrived, Li Xie was the most eye-catching focus. The reason was that Li Xie was too unfamiliar and was sitting in a high position. In fact, after Li Xie cleaned up and shaved his head, all these things had already changed with him. The dignitaries who have met once, have not yet recognized that Li Xie is the beggar they saw at noon!One is Li Xie's bald head. The barber made Li Xie's bald head too bright. Under the light of the crystal lamp above, as the only bald head here, it is hard not to attract others' attention.

Surrounded by servants, Mercedes VII strode over. Before the emperor could speak, all the ministers and dignitaries stood up, bowed and shouted unanimously: "The grass people pay homage to the emperor, and may the emperor live forever!" Long live long live!"

The only ones who stood up but didn't shout slogans were Li Xie, Marquis Rein and Prime Minister Zuo. All three of them looked dull: What's going on!Etiquette changed?

As a courtier, he always spared no effort to please the emperor. Obviously, these ministers and dignitaries felt that Li Xie's etiquette was enough to shock them before, and they learned the unspoken rules. They wanted to please Mercedes VII at the dinner party, and the current situation came about. It is said that this etiquette soon became popular throughout the Gods Continent, and was hailed as the highest etiquette for meeting the emperor.