urban fascination

Chapter 527: Joking and self-defeating

On a quiet and warm night, Zhihao began to explain hygiene knowledge to his lovely sister Rouyu. .

Zhihao started from hormones to human development, and talked about the difference in hormone types and concentrations between men and women, which affect the development of puberty, reflecting the second characteristic, that is, men have strong bones and muscles, and women have delicate skin and smooth shoulders. The buttocks are graceful; the man's vocal cords become thicker, thicker and majestic, and the Adam's apple protrudes; the woman's voice is soft and delicate; the curly hair of the man's brother grows up and begins to show an irresistible impulse; Mao makes women shy; men have wet dreams, and women have menarche...

Zhihao also talked about the difference between male and female external sensitive organs. Men show majesty and heroism, with their heads held high, while women show softness and beauty, reserved and hidden.As for the structure of men, Zhihao briefly talked about it.As for the structure of a woman, Zhihao naturally dare not play tricks on him.

Zhihao can only talk so much, if he talks in depth and detail, he is really suspected of being seduced.Of course, a rigorous and scientific attitude is essential. For some sensitive words involved, Zhihao tried to use other words to replace them...

Doing this reflects the subtleties in Zhihao's thinking. Zhihao's worry is to save Rouyu's younger sister from suddenly having a shy attack, and he doesn't know what kind of red face a delicate face looks like? .

Rouyu's performance was basically normal from the beginning to the end, and the occasional blush on her face was expected by Zhihao. In the end, Zhihao finished the lecture and asked Rouyu calmly, "Now, do you understand?" Bar?"

Rouyu smiled miraculously, with a reddish face, blinking a pair of immature eyes, very innocent, with a harmless appearance, "What did you say, I don't know anything..."

Zhihao had a sudden chill, like in the cold autumn, when suddenly a basin of cold water was poured on his head, from head to sole of his feet.I spent a long time talking and talking, with a rigorous and scientific attitude, teaching my little sister the common sense of hygiene in middle school. After talking for such a long time, Rouyu didn't listen to a word.Since you don't listen, why didn't you respond when you were speaking? If you don't want to listen, you can stop the lecture. Why did you wait until you finished speaking passionately before expressing your feelings.

Zhihao was speechless for a moment.

The two were silent for a moment, Rouyu still huddled in Zhihao's arms, giggled, "Actually, I know everything, what you said is old Huangli."

"That still made me struggle to talk for a long time?" Zhihao complained more or less.

"I just want to test whether there is any element of seduction when you speak." Rouyu still smiled, and this smile contained a little complacency.

"Is there?" Zhihao asked tentatively with a burst of uncontrollable nervousness.

"No." Rouyu nodded affirmatively, "You have done quite well in this regard."

With the approval of Rouyu's younger sister, Zhihao felt a little proud of himself, he didn't show anything on the surface, he was feeling Rouyu's adoring tenderness, when Rouyu asked in a low voice, "I just want to ask, are you Have exhibitionism?"

This was another tricky question, Zhihao pondered for a while, and answered generously, "No."

This is to tell the truth, this is Zhihao’s original thinking, and this is also the way of doing it. Readers can testify to this point that a person like Zhihao, who is suspected of being a hypocrite, is orthodox in his bones, and he will definitely not have such a habit.

Rouyu continued to ask, "So this morning...?" After speaking, she blushed and showed her shy look again.

Anyway, the lecture has already started tonight, just like the regular expert lectures when the lights were turned off every night when I was in college, although I am not the main lecture every night.It should be regarded as a scientific discussion, what’s wrong with it, since they are all organs born in the body, why should we distinguish between high and low?Thinking of this, Zhihao calmed down and spoke openly.

"This is a very normal phenomenon. It is beyond the control of human beings. Especially when you are still asleep, it is an unconscious state..."

After Zhihao talked, he felt that his words became more and more awkward. It was really hard work. If he was facing a male compatriot, I believe Zhihao could explain it with ease. Yes, it made Zhihao Fang not open his hands and feet, and his speech was jerky and difficult to understand. Even Zhihao didn't know what he was talking about at the end of his speech.

Fortunately, today's popular science propaganda is still in place, Rouyu naturally understands what Zhihao is talking about, and smiles softly, "Well, I know. It's just that I don't understand, then... why did you release... Woolen cloth?"

Zhihao had already expected that Rouyu would ask similar questions, so he said slowly, "I'm sleeping, how could I know these things, maybe I came out by myself."

"I think you did it on purpose, knowing that I'm going in..." Rouyu said coquettishly, obviously with forceful words.

Zhihao said seriously, "I haven't asked you yet, you entered the man's room without even knocking on the door..."

Rouyu blurted out, "Aren't I worried about you?"

"Worry about me..." Zhihao stared blankly at Rouyu in his arms, what was Rouyu worried about herself, did she need Rouyu to protect her?Zhihao was wondering when he heard Rouyu's low voice, as if he was talking to himself. After speaking, the voice was so low that it disappeared, "I dreamed...you disappeared, so I hurried...run in to see if you were there. Not here..."

At this moment, Zhihao couldn't blame Rouyu for running into his house recklessly, so that the scenery leaked out, Zhihao patted Rouyu's shoulder lightly, and said in a low voice, "I'm not Are you okay?"

"I know you're fine, but I'm worried..." Rou Yu's words were slightly emotional, which made Zhihao feel emotional as well.

This kind of atmosphere is already quite relaxed, presumably sister Rouyu has forgiven her ugly scenery for leaking out, Zhihao wants to make the atmosphere more relaxed and harmonious, so he has the urge to make a joke with Rouyu.In fact, when it comes to joking, it is really not Zhihao's director. This joke quickly changed the already quite harmonious atmosphere to no longer harmony. Rouyu shyly looked at Zhihao, with puzzled fear, He even wondered if Brother Zhihao, whom he had always admired and trusted, really possessed the qualities of a legendary gangster.

Zhihao's joke is like this, with a relaxed smile, Zhihao made a face at Rouyu, an incongruous grimace, think about when Zhihao made a face in front of Rouyu, such a grimace, in itself Just with a three-point joke.Zhihao said with a smile, "I know you're still angry, how about dragging it out and letting Sister Rouyu beat me up?"

"What..., how is it...?" Rouyu's face was instantly as bright as the morning glow, her beautiful eyes were wide open, obviously shy and angry, she stared at Zhihao in a daze.

In the next movement, Rouyu broke free from Zhihao's arms, and looked at Zhihao up and down for a few times, until Zhihao wished to disappear in front of Rouyu immediately.

Zhihao felt that this joke was too big. This is not his own strength. If he slipped in front of his sister, it would only lead to death.Zhihao silently let out a long sigh, self-defeating, for the sake of the present, he could only accept sister Rouyu's punishment unconditionally, no matter what kind of punishment, he would accept it without complaint.

Immediately, Rouyu's pair of powder fists began to beat Zhihao's chest. This was what Zhihao expected, and Zhihao silently endured it. Even though Rouyu held a heavy hammer, Zhihao would do the same. Tolerated without any resistance.

Rouyu beat for a long time before giving up, and finally shed tears silently, choked up and said, "Unexpectedly, you are also such a person..."

Zhihao was speechless, completely speechless, this was speechless with guilt, Zhihao really didn't know what to say.After being repaired by Rouyu, Zhihao understood clearly, such a joke, no matter how dirty it is, no matter how dirty it is, no matter how you understand it, it is dirty, don't say that Rouyu's sister has heard it, even if it is any woman, Want to have teasing associations, not to mention the pure and pure soft jade? .

Zhihao's blushing face was burning hot, and he didn't dare to look at Rouyu again.Rouyu wept softly, and Zhihao didn't know how to comfort this sad sister. If Rouyu continued to repair Zhihao, Zhihao might feel better, but Rouyu has stopped now, Zhihao accosted and said, "Why don't you beat me up again...?"

"What? Beat you again, you rascal..." Rou Yu's face was completely red up to the ears!