once a Thief

Chapter [-]: The Scum of the God Realm

"Fifth brother, I didn't expect you to act so well, and you really look like a fairy." Xiaolong has now changed back to his original shape, and while monk Wu walked to the Lingxiao Palace unhurriedly, he also looked like a fairy. chatting.

"Of course, which god can have the style I have now?" Shang Wu said and posed a pose, completely like a fairy with a sense of demeanor.

"Fifth brother, should I also become a white beard?" Xiaolong looked at Shang Wu's relaxed appearance, and wanted to be like that too.

"What do you want to learn from me? You become a black beard." Shang Wu ordered.

With a flash of his figure, Xiaolong turned into a Taoist, holding a dust whisk in his hand, wearing a green coat, stroked his beard with his hands, and said solemnly: "Please, fellow Taoist!"

Looking at Xiaolong's appearance, Shang Wu laughed loudly and said, "Friends, Daoist Long, please!" Then the two laughed and flew forward.

"Xiaolong, it seems that we have some fun in the fairy world this time. All the powerful people in the fairy world are fighting in the Lingxiao Palace. We will join in the fun if we don't visit!" Shang Wu said with a smile.

"Don't make a fuss when you come here, can you be worthy of our appearance?" Xiaolong agreed while gesturing to his own appearance.

The Lingxiao Palace is located in the middle of the Immortal Realm. In today's words, it is the political center of power!

When Shang Wu and Xiaolong came outside the Lingxiao Palace, when the heavenly soldiers who were guiding them outside saw them, their faces showed a trace of surprise, but then they respectfully said to Shang Wu and Xiaolong: "Two Please come to the fairy's house!" Then he personally led the way and took Xiaolong and Monk Wu to the Lingxiao Pavilion located in the side hall of the Lingxiao Palace.

Shang Wu and Xiaolong also followed in with a big face.

Lingxiao Pavilion is an independent courtyard of the entire palace, and there are already two immortals living in Lingxiao Pavilion at this time.

The heavenly soldier led Shang Wu and Xiaolong into a clean bedroom and said: "The two immortals rest here first. If you need anything, you can tell the fairy boy outside." After finishing speaking, the heavenly soldier retreated.

Now Tianbing completely believes that Shang Wu and Xiaolong are also immortals who came to fight this time, so they treat Shang Wu and Xiaolong very respectfully.

After waiting for the Tianbing to go out, Shang Wu laughed: "Xiaolong, I didn't expect that the immortals here are all fools. They didn't even ask where we came from, and let us live here."

Xiaolong smiled wryly and said, "Fifth brother, if I guessed correctly, no one would dare to make trouble in the fairy world!"

At this time, a hearty laughter suddenly came from outside: "Haha, Master Xuanqing, I didn't expect us to live in the same courtyard."

"Yeah, brother Ziyun, it's been a long time, you must have a few drinks with me tonight." Master Xuanqing said to the person named Ziyun.

Master Xuanqing is the lord of the Zhengqing Palace where Shang Wu and Xiaolong fooled two fairy boys.

But Master Ziyun is the head of the Shushan Sword School, which is well-known throughout the world of comprehension.

These two well-known sects of comprehension in the legends of the human world were arranged by the heavenly soldiers in the side hall.

Shang Wu and Xiaolong heard Xuanqing and Ziyun's speech, and roughly knew that they were the heads of two cultivation sects.

"Brother Ziyun, there are four upper rooms in this yard, why only two of us are seen, there should be two immortal friends living here. Let's go and visit." Master Xuanqing stood up and faced Shang Wu and Xiaolong. Come in the room.

Shang Wu and Xiaolong clearly heard that they were coming to visit, with wry smiles on their faces, "The two masters have been in the fairy world for thousands of years, so of course they have to know all the immortals, but with Shang Wu and Xiaolong's appearance, they will definitely Doubt, if you don’t make it right, you will be caught and exposed, and you will be exposed.”

But there was no time for them to think of countermeasures, the real Xuanqing outside had already knocked on the door: "I wonder if there are immortal friends living inside? Zhengqing Palace Xuanqing and Shushan Sword Sect Ziyunte came to ask for trouble."

Shang Wu had no choice but to recover his mood, put on that fairy-like appearance and winked at Xiaolong, and then said to Xiaolong with his mouth: "Go pretend to be my apprentice!".

After watching Shang Wu's mouth shape, Xiaolong helplessly gestured to Shang Wu with an internationally accepted gesture "right middle finger upturned", and then said with his mouth shape: "I strongly despise you!"

Shang Wu glared at Xiaolong pretendingly, then pointed to the door.

With a sound of "squeak", the door was opened by Xiaolong. Xiaolong looked at Xuanqing and Ziyun pretendingly and said, "Two immortal friends, please, my master is in the room."

Seeing Xiaolong's appearance, Xuanqing and Ziyun didn't say a word, and their eyes were filled with menacing gazes. They held a white dust whisk in their hands, and they looked like everyone.The two were surprised at the same time, "Just such a person can see the depth, and there is a master in the room?"

The two of them did not neglect, strode into the room, and took a closer look: "White beard and white hair, wearing white clothes, looking at the two of them with a smile."

Xuanqing came to his senses first, and said: "Xuanqing and Ziyunte came to pay a visit to the immortal friends, and I hope to forgive the abruptness."

"You two immortal friends are very polite, please sit down quickly," Shang Wu said pretendingly.

After Xuanqing and the two sat down, Xiaolong also sat down swaggeringly.

Xuanqing and Ziyun wondered at the same time, "Why is the apprentice so rude?"

Of course Shang Wu saw what Xuan Qing and the others were thinking, and said with a slight smile: "This is my big apprentice, Long Wu. Back then we drank and gambled, and whoever lost the bet would be his apprentice. Later, he lost, so now we are with me. It is also a relationship between a teacher and a friend, the two of you should not be offended."

"Xuanqing and Ziyun nodded thoughtfully, expressing their understanding."

"Master, don't tell outsiders about the embarrassing things that happened back then." Xiaolong said pretending to be unhappy.

Shang Wu stared at Xiaolong awkwardly, and then looked at Xuanqing and Ziyun with a smile on his face.

Xuanqing and Ziyun looked at this strange master and apprentice, but didn't say anything, then Ziyun looked at Shang Wu and asked, "Excuse Ziyun's clumsy eyes, why haven't you seen a fairy friend? I don't know where the fairy friend can cultivate?"

After Ziyun finished speaking, Xuan Qing also looked at Shang Wu suspiciously.

Shang Wu smiled slightly and said, "My name is Shang Wu. I'm not from the fairy world. To tell you the truth, I sneaked out from the God Realm." Shang Wu's voice became smaller and smaller.

As soon as Shang Wu finished speaking, Xuanqing and Ziyun stared at Shang Wu in surprise, thinking, "No wonder, it turned out to be from the God Realm." A sense of respect rose in the hearts of both of them at the same time. A subordinate's respect for a superior.

"Senior Shang, why did you steal it from the God Realm?" Xuan Qing questioned.

Shang Wu said with a straight face: "Don't call me Senior Shang, just call me Big Brother Shang. I like to make friends, especially bold friends." Don’t you feel bored that you can’t play around with all kinds of gauges and commandments?”

"Oh, I see, Shang Qian..." When Ziyun said this, he saw Shang Wu glaring at himself, and then changed his words: "Brother Shang secretly came to the Immortal Realm to watch the fun, didn't he?"

Shang Wu stretched out his thumb and gestured at Ziyun: "Brother guessed right, I've had enough fucking time in the God Realm, and there's nothing fun in that place where you hang and fuck." In Shang Wu's heart it was People who strongly despise the God Realm, but they have to pretend to be people from the God Realm, so they started cursing at this time.

Xiaolong, who was sitting beside him, coughed quickly when he heard Shang Wu swearing again.

When Ziyun and Xuanqing heard Shang Wu scolding, they both looked at Shang Wu in disbelief, and then looked at each other, thinking: "Is this person really from the God Realm? If he is really from the God Realm, in the God Realm Jie must also be a scum, right?"