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Chapter [-]: Financial Manager's Palmistry

Although Sister Fen panicked in her heart, Chu Tianji's guess was accurate, but she couldn't admit it to death, and immediately stood up and shouted, "You are talking nonsense! All my certificates are obtained by my own strength!"

Chu Tianji was not in a hurry, but just smiled slightly, "Sister Fen, don't be angry, I just said casually, today's discussion is not about the authenticity of your certificate."

Sister Fen sat down angrily.Although Chu Tianji softened his tone a bit, most of the people present had already planted a nail in their hearts.It's not just Chu Tianji's opinion that people with big fingers leak money. This kind of saying has long existed among the people.The middle-level managers present all looked down at their five fingers, feeling faintly in their hearts, as if... Sister Fen's palmistry is inappropriate.

At this time, another hand appeared on the projection screen. It was the hand of Manager Wang, the deputy financial manager.The length of fingers is completely different from Sister Fen's. Manager Wang's hand looks square and square. It looks like a square. The length of the fingers and the palm are almost the same, and the length of the four fingers is also very close. Even the fingernails are square. of.

Chu Tianji coughed, suppressed the discussion among the crowd, and said, "Manager Wang's hand is a typical gold-shaped hand! Founder with the golden-shaped hand, he has an upright personality. If he is a good person, he must be upright, and if he is a bad person, he must be upright." Will carry out bad things to the end! This kind of person is rigid!"

When he said this, there was a burst of laughter below.

But amidst the laughter, everyone nodded.Because Manager Wang is really rigid, everyone went to the Finance Department to issue invoices, but they were not willing to approve for him.If he is here, everyone will not go to the financial reimbursement.

Manager Wang refused to accept it and said, "Consultant Chu, you are right, I am a bit rigid. But I think as a financial person, it is better to be rigid. People say that accountants are 'dead accountants', and a financial personnel is a bit 'dead'." Well, it is necessary to strictly implement the financial rules and disciplines, so as to control the financial affairs and manage the safe for the enterprise! I don’t think I did anything wrong!”

Chu Tianji said, "Yes, you did nothing wrong. I didn't say you did anything wrong. It's better for a financial person to die."

Hearing this, Manager Wang felt a little complacent, and glanced at the crowd below.But at this time, I heard Chu Tianji say again, "But Manager Wang, today we chose the manager of the financial department, not ordinary accountants or financial personnel! The manager of the financial department is the senior leader of the company and must participate in the decision-making of the leadership. ! Your rigidity is enough to be an ordinary financial person, but if you become a senior leader of the group, you will limit the development of the company! So my Feng Shui advice to you is to keep your original job!"

Chu Tianji's words, not to mention other people, even Manager Wang himself thinks it is reasonable.He stood up and said, "Master Chu is right. I support Master Chu, and I am convinced." He started calling Advisor Chu, and now he changed it to Master Chu, obviously convinced.

Chu Tianji didn't waste time, and continued to open the third picture. Coincidentally, the five people today happened to be the five hand types of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.

What appeared was the hand of another deputy manager, Manager Huang, and this hand also had a little characteristic.

Chu Tianji said, "Manager Huang's hands are very special, with thick palms and thin fingers. When we look at his knuckles and nails, they are all secretly red, and even some nails are obviously red!"

The people present waited to see and nodded.

"Narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, thin at the top and thick at the bottom, these are the characteristics of fire-shaped hands!"

Everyone nodded, they were completely attracted by Chu Tianji's narration, and they were eager to know what characteristics and characters the fire-shaped hand had.

Chu Tianji said, "People with fire-shaped hands are smart, very emotional, and more attractive."

When he said this, Manager Huang smiled and said, "That's right, I was very smart when I was in school." After he said this, one of the middle-level staff behind laughed and said, "I also have a lot of girls."

All the people present laughed, including Gu Wanrong and others on the rostrum. Everyone knew that this manager Huang was more romantic.

However, Chu Tianji did not criticize him in terms of flair, but said, "The biggest shortcoming of a fire-type hand is irritability, Manager Huang, you must manage your temper well before you can manage your work well. "

When Chu Tianji said this, Lao Lin, the deputy general manager of the group next to him, said suspiciously, "Master Chu, but I don't think Manager Huang often loses his temper."

Chu Tianji thought it was because he hid it.He didn't answer Lao Lin, but looked at Manager Huang and said, "If I'm not wrong, you are in a bad mood today. Before you came in, you got angry with someone."

"How do you know?" Manager Huang was shocked. He has a weird temper. Outsiders see him as a good tempered person, but he has a very violent temper towards those close to him. Only his family and relatives know his secret. Before he came in for a meeting just now, he got angry with his wife on the phone over a trivial matter, and scolded his wife to tears.

Chu Tianji said, "Just now when you came in and sat down, I showed each of you faces. At that time, Sister Fen had a happy face but hid her blackness; Manager Wang went to the bathroom before coming in; you had a quarrel before coming in ; Accountant Liu, the general ledger, answered the phone before coming in, and I will not talk about the content for now; Zhang Yanglei, accountant, had a cup of cereal before coming in."

When he said this, everyone present was stunned, especially the five people in front of him.Because what Chu Tianji said was not bad at all, all the dissatisfaction with Chu Tianji turned into shock.The big-eyed girl Zhang Yanglei stared at her beautiful eyes and said, "How do you know I drank cereal?"

Chu Tianji said, "I can smell the oatmeal in your mouth."

Suddenly everyone burst into laughter, and when everyone finished laughing, Chu Tianji said, "Manager Huang, although you have restrained your emotions well in the company, but the financial management of fire-type hands is really not very good, just like stock trading, people who lose a lot of money often lose money." They're all fire hands."

Manager Huang nodded and said, "Master Chu, I'm convinced, I'll listen to you, and I will work hard to adjust myself."

Then, Chu Tianji was replaced by the general accountant Lao Liu's hand, which was a water-shaped hand.The water-shaped hands are also slender, long and beautiful, like a woman's hand, comparable to Sister Fen's.However, the difference between water-shaped hands and wood-shaped hands is mainly whether the knuckles can be seen, so water-shaped hands look better.

Old Liu had a lot of research on the shape of his hands, so he stood up and said, "Master Chu, people say that my hands are very good, and I can grasp money. My fingers are very tight, and I don't leak money. People with water-type hands are good at managing money." and management, and the most important thing is that water-type hands are delicate and considerate in doing things, which are the essential qualities of a financial manager, so I think the manager of the financial department must be me!"

However, in the face of the high-spirited and competitive old Liu, Chu Tianji sat behind the rostrum with a gloomy expression and said word by word, "My Feng Shui advice to you is to expel you immediately!"

After reading this chapter, you can take a look at your hand, what is the hand shape, well, there is also a mixed type with less obvious characteristics, which may have the characteristics of two or three hand types, you can refer to the research, That's it for today, okay?